From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 864
Chapter 864 Fey
Buzz ~
With a loud rumble, more than a dozen fancy motorcycles rushed out of Orange Town wildly, followed by a dozen trucks filled with grain. However, these drivers seemed to be afraid that others would not know that they were members of the Flying Motor Party. Their hairstyles were either Big Baldy or Mossigan, and their bodies were almost covered in bright nail iron chains.
“Roar! Roar! Roar! Roar!”
A group of motorists kept howling like ghosts, She was even inferior to a hooligan on the Exploding Street. However, the leading female knight was indescribably cool. She was riding a heavy black harley with a black shotgun slanted in her leg. The headlights were also covered with the head of a ferocious living corpse dog. A bright light shot out from the dog’s mouth.
The female knight was at least 1.85 meters tall, Her long black hair was fluttering behind her in the wind. Not only did she have sexy wheat skin, her white legs in black boots were also extremely long. Her leather shorts and riveted bras made her look so cool that she almost flew into the sky. Her entire body revealed a dense queen-like aura.
“Trump! You’re going to die a horrible death! I curse you with sores on your head and pus flowing from the soles of your feet. Chrysanthemums are flowing with yellow soup year after year. I’ll fuck your Immortal Board …”
A hysterical curse suddenly sounded. Seeing Li Niya sneer with disdain, he directly took out an electric rod and ruthlessly stabbed it under his body. The man sitting under her butt immediately stretched out his head, and the curse in his mouth abruptly stopped. His entire body was twitching like he was jumping an old disco.
“If you dare to curse again, I will explode your chrysanthemum …”
Li Niya let go of the electric baton proudly. The man under him immediately spat out a ball of white foam. He rolled his dead fish eyes and couldn’t even say a single dirty word. This unlucky guy was naturally Master Chen. Not only did he strip off a naked pig, he also sat on the motorcycle in the position of an inverted donkey, directly serving as a human cushion for Li Niya.
“Let’s … let’s wait and see …”
Chen Guangda snorted weakly. However, his hands and feet were tied up by chains. Even his body was tied up several times. Even though he was possessed by the Black Corpse Bug, he could not break free. However, even if he could break free, he could not act rashly now. Li Tingyu and Colleen were tied to the truck. No matter what, he had to endure this anger temporarily.
After riding for more than an hour, Chen Guangda felt like he was about to get out of his shit. The convoy suddenly drove into a mountain road and quickly drove up the mountain. Not long after, a huge temple appeared on the hillside. From afar, three golden Chinese characters were written on the plaque, “Tongdu Temple”.
“Oh, so …”
A burst of cheering ghost cries suddenly rang out from the front. Following that, a large group of people suddenly appeared from the forest on both sides. Not only were there men and women, there were also young and old people. These fellows were dressed almost like the Motor Vehicle Party. Their faces were covered in messy paint, and they were holding homemade sabers, spears, sticks, and bows and arrows. At first glance, they thought they had arrived at the Goblin Cave.
“Holy shit! So many goblins …”
Chen Guangda was dumbfounded as he looked at a large group of people. There were at least two or three hundred of them. Everyone dressed up like monsters. After Li Niya waved his hand proudly at them, a group of people actually beat their chests and shouted in unison, “Queen! Queen! Queen …”
“Creak ~”
Li Niya directly stopped Harley at the gate of Tongdu Temple. A large group of demons and ghosts immediately rushed over and surrounded Li Niya and a few carts of food. However, after Li Niya got off the car, he patted Chen Guangda’s butt and shouted with high spirits, “Take him in and wash him clean. Let’s kill him tonight!”
“Hey hey …”
Chen Guangda cried out with a naked face. Who knew that a group of people would instantly surround him and carry him away like a pig with a wooden pole. There were actually many old ladies constantly touching his body. Chen Guangda was so sad that he almost cried out. He finally felt the pain that Tang Monk suffered when he was captured by the female demon.
Tongdu Temple was almost identical to the temples in China, As soon as the gate entered, there was a main hall. A large incense burner was placed in the middle of the courtyard. There were two rows of long rooms on both sides. At this time, Chen Guangda was stripped to the point where only a pair of shorts was left. Not only were there not the slightest bit of shyness among the older girls and wives, they were also pointing at him and constantly criticizing him. It was so embarrassing that Chen Guangda wished he could find a crack to get in.
“Huala ~”
Chen Guangda was suddenly thrown into a large water tank. Before he could react, he was pressed down on the side of the water tank by someone else’s hair. A few horse-hair brushes were brushed off his body, and even his shorts were stripped off. Seven or eight old ladies fiercely pressed down on him, brushing him clean from the inside out.
“You’re not going to eat me, are you?”
Chen Guangda’s heart suddenly trembled. After washing and stripping, he would definitely eat people. The monsters in Journey to the West were all like this. However, he did not have any eldest disciples to save him. Wang Dafu, that pig, was still hiding in an unknown place to be happy. Even if he was eaten by a female monster, no one would know.
However, the washing ended very quickly, and he was actually sprayed with some cologne. However, just as he was in the clouds, he was carried into the backyard with his shorts on. Very quickly, he entered a large room, and a few sturdy old ladies directly threw him to the ground with a “bang”.
“Humph ~”
Suddenly, a cold laugh came from the front. Chen Guangda, who was wet, hurriedly looked up and saw Li Niya leaning against a large imperial chair. Not only was he holding half an apple in his hand and leisurely biting it, there were actually four handsome teenagers who were hammering her legs and rubbing her shoulders. There were about ten men and women sitting on the left and right sides.
‘Juyi Hall …’
A word suddenly popped out of Chen Guangda’s head. This antique house resembled Liangshan Juyi Hall. Li Niya, who was sitting in the middle, was the bandit leader, Song Jiang. The demons and ghosts on both sides were 108 generals. Moxi Gan, who had fought with him before, was sitting at the first place on the right, looking like the second head of the house.
“What exactly are you trying to do …”
Chen Guangda struggled to stand up from the ground. Both his hands and feet were tied with thick iron chains. However, who knew that Xiao Baimao would kneel down with a slap on the chair. The two strong men even kicked him fiercely on the back of his legs. However, Chen Guangda stood there steadily without moving. He shouted coldly, “If you want to humiliate me, be careful that I will die with you!”
“Oh? Why are you trying to kill me?”
Li Niya looked at his body mockingly. His body was completely pink, as tender as a newborn baby. When he was examined by Li Niya’s unbridled gaze, Chen Guangda’s old face turned red with embarrassment. However, he still said fiercely, “Don’t make me risk my life with you. Once I make a move, none of you will be able to live!”
“Ha ~ You’re about to die, yet you’re still so hard-mouthed …”
Li Niya sneered in disdain. However, she did not continue to take him seriously. After she gently waved her hand, Li Tingyu and Colleen were also brought up and changed into clean clothes. However, when Li Tingyu saw Chen Guangda’s ghost appearance, she actually laughed out loud.
“You … you’re still fucking laughing, this daddy is doing this for you …”
Chen Guangda glared at Li Tingyu with extreme embarrassment and indignation. Unexpectedly, Li Tingyu’s laughter became even more exaggerated, and even tears came out of her eyes. However, a cart was also pushed up. Not only did it contain all of their belongings, even the half-dead Marten Zuoshan was taken out and placed with Chen Guangda’s Corpse Claw Dagger.
“We’ll settle the matter of you killing my brother later. Let’s talk about who you are first …”
Li Niya lazily pedaled the boots on her feet. The two handsome youths hurriedly pinched her little feet. Who knew that she would casually hug another one. She actually pinched the young man’s buttocks. Her unrestrained posture was like that of the elders playing with chicks, completely ignoring Chen Guangda’s astonished gaze.
“We are the Expeditionary Force of Z Country …”
Chen Guangda proudly straightened his chest and loudly said, “We are here to liberate our compatriots. We just fought against the United States and blew up their barracks before we ran out. Unfortunately, we lost our way halfway. However, we still have a fleet at sea and we will send helicopters to search for us at any time!”
“Hmph ~ Lying …”
Li Niya suddenly snorted coldly. An old woman immediately picked up the electric baton and ruthlessly stabbed it into Chen Guangda’s butt. Chen Guangda almost fell with a ghost cry from the electricity. Chen Guangda immediately shouted angrily, “Why are you calling me a liar? If you have a radio station here that dares to contact me, I will immediately let our fleet shoot a few rounds for you to see!”
“Whether you have a fleet or not is none of my business, but you must not be lost …”
Li Niya suddenly pushed the teenager away from his embrace and stood up. He actually picked up the key to the base from the cart and sneered, “You can’t fool me, because this is a key to open the US submarine base. And Miss Colleen’s father should be Peter, the younger brother of US Commander Matt!”
“You …”
Chen Guangda was stunned as he looked at Li Niya. After Li Tingyu hurriedly translated her words, even Colleen was stunned. However, she couldn’t wait to ask, “How did you know about us? Do you know my father?”
“Yes! He used to be my best friend. We almost talked about everything …”
Li Niya turned around and gently nodded. He looked at Colleen with sadness and said, “Perhaps you still don’t know how your father died. I shouldn’t have told you about this, but your enemy hasn’t died yet, because your father died under Li Donghai’s gun and was eaten by those madmen!”
“God …”
Colleen fell to the ground with a flash. Large tears rolled down her face. After Li Niya walked over and patted her shoulder, he looked at Chen Guangda and said, “Didn’t you want to know where the Abyss Devil Stone came from? I can tell you now that his father brought the Abyss Devil Stone from the submarine base!”
“What …”
Chen Guangda’s expression changed fiercely. Suddenly, he discovered that the sealed submarine base seemed to be hiding a shocking secret. Li Niya then gently dug into his trousers pocket and took out an identical base key.