From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 86

Chapter 86 “Stimulus 1995”
“Big brother! Don’t hit me, I’m really wrong …”

Chen Guangda squatted in the corner, pleading with a face full of sorrow. The two security guards outside the door cursed even more complacently. However, the moment they inserted the key, someone suddenly shouted from behind, “What are you two doing? Do you still want to beat the prisoner?”

“No! Boss, this brat is teasing Liu Sha …”

The bald security guard resentfully pulled out the key and looked at Wu Tianxiong, who was walking towards him with great strides. However, Liu Sha followed suit and began to curse loudly. Who knew that Wu Tianxiong would say coldly, “What are you doing here is helping the condemned? Pretend that you can’t hear what you’re arguing about with a bunch of dead people!”

“Hmph ~ You don’t care, do you? Then I’ll talk to Secretary Li …”

Liu Sha angrily turned around and left. She didn’t even go to the bathroom. Wu Tianxiong frowned and walked to the door. He glared at Chen Guangda and said, “Be honest, or else you won’t be able to eat. Be careful that I let you taste the taste of closing the cold storage!”

“Thank you, leader. I promise to be honest …”

Chen Guangda nodded his head with a flattering expression. However, he admired this fellow in his heart. The girl named Liu Sha clearly had an extraordinary identity. However, he did not hesitate to offend Liu Sha and did not violate his principles. It was just that such a person was usually very unpopular in the workplace. Chen Guangda knew without guessing that Wu Tianxiong was definitely just an ordinary prison guard.

“Damn it! Fortunately, I didn’t make a move. It would be terrible if I were to be hit by this Zombie Star …”

The fart spirit suddenly heaved a sigh of relief and hurriedly put away the sharpened chopsticks. Chen Guangda also had a depressed expression on his face. He had just been forced onto Liang Shan. If Lin Na and the others did not come to save him tonight, he could only use this desperate method to save himself. Otherwise, he would be waiting for Silly Gang to explode into chrysanthemum!

“Don’t be so impulsive next time. Your previous plan is more reliable …”

Yao Basan glanced at Chen Guangda with some reproach and then closed his eyes to recuperate. However, the fart got tired of him and flirted with him. Seeing Chen Guangda’s goosebumps again, he wished he could strangle these scourges alive. His eyes were almost spicy blind.

“Did this kid tease you …”

Suddenly! The tall Wang Yihao suddenly appeared outside the door, followed by the furious Liu Sha and the others. Seeing Liu Sha nod with gritted teeth, Wang Yihao smashed his fist on the door and cursed, “Come over here! If you don’t kneel down and admit your mistake today, I will kill you!”

“Why should I go over there? If you have the ability, come in …”

Chen Guangda looked at the other party with a disdainful expression. He didn’t expect that he would encounter a pillow deliverer just as he fell asleep. However, who knew that Yao Basan would squint his eyes and indifferently say, “Be honest and get beaten up. Now is not the time to make a move. Otherwise, everyone will be buried with you!”

“I don’t want to be beaten up. If you get beaten to death, you can’t expect to leave …”

Chen Guangda knew that he would say that. Yao Basan was not the kind of person to be righteous at first glance. However, if this tall Wang Yihao really rushed in, he would be screwed if he didn’t beat him half to death. As expected, Wang Yihao outside turned around and let the two security guards open the door. However, the security guards said with embarrassed expressions, “No way!” If we open the door, Wu Tou will punish us. Don’t make things difficult for us! ”

“If I want you to drive, then drive. I’ll be responsible for what happens …”

Wang Yihao glared fiercely at the two security guards and even pounded his chest. Liu Sha, who was beside him, also scolded, “You don’t want to eat tomorrow?” I’m Secretary Li’s appointed logistics director. If I want to deduct your food, it’s just a sentence. If you really get angry, I’ll go directly to Secretary Li and complain. You two will be in trouble at that time! ”

“Then try not to slap your faces. Otherwise, Head Wu will find it hard to do …”

The bald security guard had no choice but to nod helplessly. However, just as he took off the key from his waist, Yan Qing suddenly ran out of the tunnel. She grabbed Wang Yihao and anxiously said, “Yihao, what are you doing? Chen Guangda owes him a debt of gratitude. Don’t be like him. Just treat me as if I owe you a favor, okay?”

‘”Yo ~ Protecting him like this, shouldn’t we be having an affair with him? If you do, just say it directly. No matter what, you are Brother Hao’s old classmate, and I am Brother Hao’s colleague. We definitely have to give him this face …”

Liu Sha looked at Yan Qing with her arms crossed in ridicule. Even Wang Yihao looked at her seriously. However, Yan Qing shook her head without hesitation. “Really not! I’m not even a friend of his. However, he saved me before. Why should I help him? Please let him go!”

“Hmph ~ If you dare to die again next time, this daddy will definitely break your dog leg …”

Wang Yihao glared fiercely at Chen Guangda. He could only turn around and leave with Liu Sha and the others. Yan Qing also sighed. After looking helplessly at Chen Guangda, she hurriedly caught up with Wang Yihao and the others. However, Yao Basan suddenly asked, “Is this your companion?”

“Mm! But she is acting for others to see. This little girl is smart …”

Chen Guangda nodded his head without changing his expression, but his heart started to feel weak. As time passed, even the sky outside had turned completely dark. However, apart from Yan Qing, who had just left in a hurry, no one had come to see him again.

“Brothers! I want to see my brother …”

Suddenly! A chubby figure suddenly walked out of the tunnel and saw Su Tong looking pitifully at the two security guards. However, just as Chen Guangda had guessed, Su Tong’s figure could not even take advantage of a man. The two security guards said impatiently, “No!” Visiting the prison requires the consent of Officer Wu. No one is allowed to approach the prison without his consent! ”

“Then can you give him these cigarettes? Please …”

Su Tong looked helplessly at Chen Guangda’s side, so she took out three cigarettes from her pocket and handed them over. The two security guards immediately agreed without hesitation, but Chen Guangda knew that not even half of the cigarettes were in his hands, so he could only shout loudly, “Fatty! Go back and ask Lin Na to think of a way, she will definitely get me out!”

“Mm! Take care …”

Su Tong hurriedly nodded her head and looked at him in an extremely sorry state. The handcuffs, even her eyes started to turn red. However, under the urging of the two security guards, she could only walk back with a disappointed expression. However, Chen Guangda said with a bitter smile, “Sigh, adversity is the only way to see the truth. The little fatty is quite affectionate and righteous. I just don’t know if she can understand my words!”

“Hehe ~ Your wife? Her taste is pretty strong …”

The two security guards laughed and mocked him. Sure enough, they divided up the cigarettes. Chen Guangda didn’t even smell the cigarette. However, it wasn’t long before all the light bulbs suddenly lit up and a burst of light music came from the opposite side.

“Stay here and watch. I’ll go play for a while and come back for you …”

The bald security guard couldn’t wait to extinguish the cigarette butt and ran out. The other security guard also looked around with an itching heart. This was obviously the time for the “One Song a Day” activity. It was probably not just a few songs. If he didn’t do some entertainment between men and women, he would be sorry for the end of the world.

“F*ck! This is Wu Tianxiong howling …”

Chen Guangda quickly scolded with great misfortune. Wu Tianxiong’s broken gong voice was actually the first to sing on stage. He shamelessly sang a song called “Blood-stained Demeanor”. It was estimated that those who applauded were all trying to flatter him. They were running off to his grandmother’s house.

“Kid! Once the lights go out, there will be no more chances. Everyone will hear the slightest movement …”

Yao Basan suddenly raised his head. Although he looked expressionless, a cold chill kept coming out of his eyes. Chen Guangda had no choice but to forcefully agree, but he kept praying in his heart that Lin Na would find a way to quickly come over. Otherwise, he would definitely end up in a pitiful end tonight.

Wu Tianxiong’s devil voice finally came to an end. However, what Chen Guangda hadn’t expected was that the person following him would be Su Tong. However, Su Tong could be considered a professional counterpart. This little fatty’s pornographic joke caused the audience to laugh out loud. Even Silly Gang also chuckled out loud and almost squatted down with Chen Guangda.

“Hehe ~ This must be Tong Tong talking. I’m her retarded fan. I recognize her voice …”

Silly Gang continued to laugh at Chen Guangda. He was obviously a fool who had been tricked. He didn’t know that Su Tong’s sweet voice was hiding a fat body. However, Chen Guangda chuckled and said, “From your appearance, you know that you are a retard … Fan La, do you want Su Tong’s autograph? I can introduce you!”

“Mm-hmm! I want it. I even wrote a letter to her, but she never replied to me. Sister Lan said that my handwriting was too ugly. It probably scared Tong Tong …”

Silly Gang immediately nodded fiercely like an undefeatable man. Even his eyes lit up. However, Chen Guangda smiled playfully and said, “Not only can I ask for her autograph for you, I can also ask her to come over and shake hands with you. However, you must be mentally prepared in advance. Su Tong may not be as slim as you think!”

“Not slim! Tong Tong is not slim at all. I saw her when she came to the detention center to find a friend. She is a tall and big fat girl, but she is beautiful. She is the most beautiful goddess in my heart …”

Silly Gang laughed excitedly, but he was stunned by Chen Guangda’s words. He took a deep breath and exclaimed, “Steel Fang! Your taste is very unusual. It’s so heavy that it’s almost indescribable. But aren’t you a gay man? Why do you still like women?”

“I’m not gay. Master Xin and Sister Lan are. But it’s the same without a woman looking for a man. Master Xin said that it’s better to be three flat than one round. Hehe …”

Silly Gang chuckled again. He actually smiled with a look of righteousness, but Chen Guangda was completely defeated by them. This gay world was always something that straight men could not understand. How could they not understand why three women were inferior to one man?

However, just as he inadvertently turned his head, a graceful and familiar figure suddenly walked out of the tunnel. Chen Guangda’s eyes suddenly lit up, but then he became disappointed, because it was Yan Qing who walked out of the tunnel again.