From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 856
Chapter 856 24k Pure Gay
“I’m telling you, this place is awesome. Eating and drinking is heaven. I think this place should be called Tiantang Town …”
Liang Kaiwen was like an old hen, roaring nonstop. As he led the way, he tried his best to promote this place. On the other hand, his girlfriend had always been very quiet. The few of them quickly arrived in front of a small courtyard with Han Feng. Not far away, there were two large warehouses. Looking at the vegetables hanging in front of the door, they should be the granary here.
“Brother Tai! Where are you going? Your place of residence is here …”
Liang Kaiwen was puzzled as he looked at Chen Guangda who had turned around and left. Chen Guang raised his flashlight and went straight to the warehouse. He pulled open the warehouse door and looked inside. There was actually a mountain of food and vegetables inside. The bottom of the warehouse was rotten and spoiled. It was enough to show that there was no need to worry about food and drink here.
“I’ll just casually take a look. Why aren’t there chickens, ducks, cattle, sheep …”
Chen Guangda extinguished the flashlight and turned around to walk to the front of the courtyard. Liang Kaiwen shrugged his shoulders and said, “Of course it was the corpse transformation. They are not the natives here. When Uncle Donghai and the others came here, they paid a great price to clean up the corpse transformation poultry. Even the pond took them a whole year to purify!”
“Then there are no fish in the pond? Why are there a few fishing rods …”
Chen Guangda turned his head to look at the rippling pond, but Liang Kaiwen smiled and said, “No fish! But they raised some shrimps, crabs, and clams. Occasionally, they would catch some for a tooth sacrifice. Right! There’s not enough room here. You can sleep with me tonight. Your two female companions and my girlfriend squeeze together. How about it?”
As he spoke! Liang Kaiwen kept winking at Chen Guangda, Obviously, he wanted to put aside his girlfriend to do things easily, but Chen Guangda laughed noncommittally. He directly pushed open the courtyard door and walked in. There were a row of five small rooms. There were also public toilets and kitchens opposite. When the people in the room heard the commotion, they all ran out and looked at them curiously.
“Wow! So many female neighbors …”
More than twenty women gushed out of the rooms in one breath. Each of them was dressed very sexily and charmingly. Only two men wearing underwear were quite dispirited. The serious black and green circles of their eyes were caused by excessive indulgence. Chen Guangda was stunned for a moment and thought that he had accidentally entered the chicken nest.
“Hehe ~ They are all here to queue up for fun. Women also need to vent their anger …”
Liang Kaiwen covered his mouth and laughed, but even if he didn’t explain, Chen Guangda’s butt tightened. More than twenty pairs of eyeballs actually lit up at the same time. He looked at his entire body with almost unrestrained fear. Chen Guangda suddenly had the illusion that he was stripped naked and surrounded by a group of old ladies.
“Haha ~ This time, you’re feeling really good. You’ve dropped the powder …”
Li Tingyu gloated and poked Chen Guangda. Even if Chen Guangda’s body was as strong as an ox, he probably wouldn’t be able to deal with so many hungry and thirsty bitches. If he wasn’t careful, he would be squeezed dry. Those two men who were like drug addicts were the lessons from the past. They were indeed rookies with Liang Kaiwen.
“My girlfriend’s name is Xiao Bai. Follow her in and wash her face first …”
Liang Kaiwen smiled and pointed to the room in the middle. He turned around and took Chen Guangda into the innermost room. This room was probably used to receive tourists in the past. Television and air conditioning were all available. The two double beds were cleanly tidied up. The only regret was that there was no electricity. There was only a solar emergency light in the room.
“How did you get here? Did anyone bring you here?”
Chen Guangda walked to the bed beside the door and sat down. Seeing that Liang Kevin was warmly pouring water for him, he took off his backpack and looked at Marten Zuoshan inside. Seeing that the little thing was still curled up on the verge of death, he could only sigh lightly. He removed a piece of chocolate and stuffed it into its mouth. Ordinary corpse worms were no longer of any value to it.
“Haha ~ We were lucky. We were starving to death from hiding in an air raid shelter. When we came out to fight for our lives, we happened to meet people here …”
Kevin Liang smiled and handed over a glass of boiled water. Chen Guangda took a small sip and put it down. Liang Kaiwen continued, “Let me tell you, as long as you stay here for one night, you don’t want to leave. My two Korean brothers are overjoyed. They slept with no less than ten girls these past two days. My girlfriend watched too closely. I only slept with one little sister and almost got captured alive!”
“Actually, I’m gay, and my two female companions are also lesbians. If you don’t believe me, you can ask them …”
Chen Guang lit a cigarette with a big smile. Liang Kaiwen’s expression immediately changed. He quickly found a reason and ran out. Not long after, Li Tingyu and Colleen walked in side by side. He wondered, “What did you say to Liang Kaiwen? Why did he want me to come and live with you again?”
“I said I was 24K pure gay …”
Chen Guangda couldn’t help but stand up with a smile. The two women immediately covered their mouths and laughed. However, Li Tingyu smiled and said, “I think that kid is quite interesting. He doesn’t look like someone with a problem. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have talked so much nonsense to us. Moreover, I think the atmosphere here is very good. That kind of enthusiasm doesn’t seem to be faked.”
“Be careful and sail for ten thousand years. It’s better to be cautious. We’ll leave after a day’s rest here …”
Chen Guangda walked to the door with a cigarette in his mouth. He immediately looked over with a burning gaze. It was troublesome for this man to be too few. Even women were about to suffocate. However, this was indeed heaven for men. There were so many hungry little women who didn’t have to worry about food and drink. Even if they were to trade for a deity, no one would change it.
“Oppa! It’s time to eat …”
Jin Xiuzhu suddenly brought a few women in. They were all beautiful women with long legs and buttocks. However, Chen Guangda was determined to put the gay man to the end. He nodded and greeted the two women. He took out a few items from his bag and followed Jin Xiuzhu outside.
The few of them quickly arrived at a large house by the pond. There was nothing decorated in the room, but there was already a large table full of dishes. The table was the same as the big round table in the country. The couple took the initiative to welcome them as soon as they entered the room. They said very politely, “Please take your seats. We don’t have any meat dishes here. I hope you won’t dislike it!”
“If that’s the case, I’m a vegetarian. Oh right! Sister-in-law’s stomach must be five to six months old …”
Chen Guangda smiled and sat down at the table. Li Donghai’s wife was not good-looking, because she was pregnant and looked very fat. However, she kept her head down and did not speak. Li Donghai said, “It has been more than six months, but she suffers from prenatal depression. Don’t think that she doesn’t welcome you!”
“These are the medicines we collected. I wonder what they are used for. I hope they can help you …”
Chen Guangda directly placed a dozen boxes of medicine on the table. Li Donghai’s eyes immediately lit up. He hurriedly held his hand and thanked Jin Xiuzhu repeatedly. After the girls sat down, Li Donghai immediately brought them a large can of fruit wine to drink, and a few beauties who were accompanying him enthusiastically surrounded them to persuade them to drink wine.
“Uh ~ Are you worried about us …”
Li Donghai suddenly looked at Chen Guangda awkwardly. Apart from Corinne, who was eating Hesse, Chen Guangda and Li Tingyu had hardly touched a single drop of wine, and they had eaten all the dishes. However, Chen Guangda smiled and said, “Mayor Li, don’t worry. Now that people are dangerous, we have developed the habit of being careful everywhere, not against you!”
“Ai ~ That’s right. Now that even the cannibal race has appeared, it’s not wrong for you to be careful …”
Li Donghai put down his wine glass and sighed lightly. However, in order to let Chen Guangda rest assured, he simply stood up and ate all the dishes. He no longer advised Chen Guangda and the others to drink. After a brief chat, the banquet was somewhat deserted.
“I think you guys are too careful. How could there be so many bad people? Look at how beautifully they set up this place. I really feel that the people here are very kind …”
Colleen waved her arms carelessly, her face flushed red from drinking a lot of fruit wine. However, Li Tingyu held her arms and did not say anything. She had suffered several losses, so she naturally did not dare to trust others easily. Moreover, they did not intend to stay here for long, so there was no need for them to take such a risk.
“We’re going to wash our butts in the room. Please consciously avoid us …”
Li Tingyu smiled proudly at the entrance of the courtyard. Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and leaned against a cherry tree. However, he had only lit a few cigarettes when two handsome boys suddenly walked over with a smile. Chen Guangda noticed that their embarrassed posture was broken and had actually recruited two true gays.
“Oppa ~”
The two gay men’s charming eyes moved closer. Seeing that it was only a small loss for two farts, Chen Guangda instantly had goosebumps all over his body. He hurriedly covered his belly and waved his hand. “NO! My stomach hurts. Be careful of exploding your faces. Do you understand, bang! Your faces are full of shit!”
Chen Guangda didn’t care if they understood or not. He hurriedly covered his belly and drilled into the farmland. He heaved a sigh of relief when he saw the two farts leave resentfully. Who knew that before he could stand up, there was a sudden collision behind him. He subconsciously turned around and saw that there were actually two figures shaking in a vegetable shed.
“Huh?”
Chen Guangda stealthily leaned over by the roadside lights. It was unusual for someone to enter the greenhouse so late at night. However, he was suddenly stunned when he touched the edge of the greenhouse. He saw a short-haired girl squatting not far away. He was not surprised to see him coming. He pointed to a small hole in the greenhouse and smiled, “Look, it’s wonderful!”
“This is …”
Chen Guangda stared blankly at the other party. This short-haired girl was Liang Kaiwen’s girlfriend, Xiao Bai. However, he still instinctively walked over and lowered his head to take a look. As expected! That kid Liang Kaiwen was making an appointment with someone inside. He was still dealing with two long-legged big beauties by himself. The three of them rolled inside like meat in a bun. They probably didn’t know that there was anyone outside without firing a gun.
“Do you have any cigarettes …”
Xiao Bai stood up expressionlessly, not showing the slightest intention of being jealous. Chen Guangda subconsciously handed over a cigarette. After Xiao Bai took it, he retreated to another greenhouse and leaned back. He actually said indifferently, “Do you want to come with me? I know you’re not a gay man, Chen Guangda!”
“You …”
Chen Guangda looked at the other party in extreme shock. Who knew that Xiao Bai would directly take off his coat and throw it on the ground. He also unbuttoned his jeans straightforwardly and said with a smile, “Not only can I paste it upside down, I can also save your life. How about it? Are you coming or not?”