“Wow! It smells so comfortable …”

Colleen walked in contentedly. Her wet long hair casually fell over her shoulders. But after Li Tingyu closed the car door behind her, Colleen sat by the bed and hesitated, “Could the three of us sleep together? What if he wakes up later?”

“If you wake up, you wake up. Are you afraid that he will rape you …”

Li Tingyu climbed onto the bed carelessly and lay down beside Chen Guangda. Then, she smiled and poked him in the nose and said, “For the sake of you risking your life for us, it’s up to you to enjoy a pair of coquettish warm beds tonight. Whether you can wake up or not depends on your ability!”

“Ha ~ Even if he wakes up, it’s useless. He definitely doesn’t have the strength to insult us …”

When Colleen saw that Chen Guangda’s face was still very pale, she took off her shoes and climbed to Chen Guangda’s side. However, Li Tingyu smiled wickedly and said, “He saved you more than once or twice. Aren’t you going to repay him? He hasn’t touched a woman in more than two months. You have the responsibility to help him solve his physiological needs!”

“NO! I’ve already repaid him. Isn’t it enough to block a bullet for him …”

Colleen glared at her in embarrassment, but then she narrowed her eyes and asked, “Are you bisexual? Why do I feel that you like him a little? Your relationship with him is definitely not a simple friendship. I even feel that he likes you a little. What is the relationship between the two of you?”

“Brother! Do you understand?”

Li Tingyu rolled her eyes, turned around and turned off the camping lights. The carriage immediately fell into darkness. However, not long later, Li Tingyu said faintly, “I have never liked a man. I don’t know what it feels like, but it should be considered a temptation. He has moved my heart many, many times!”

“Then why don’t you confess …”

Colleen on the other side immediately became suspicious, but Li Tingyu smiled bitterly and said, “I’m a beauty. Why should I confess to him? Furthermore … I’m afraid that after confessing, our relationship will change. We can’t talk as freely as before. I think he thinks so too!”

“You’re afraid of losing a good friend after having another lover, aren’t you? It’s a pity that I’ve never had a good friend that I can make friends with. I really envy you …”

Colleen sighed disappointedly, but she suddenly noticed that Li Tingyu had gently stood up. She immediately took a closer look by the faint moonlight, only to see Li Tingyu kissing Chen Guangda’s lips and caressing his face affectionately.

“So you really love him. I thought it was possible between us …”

Colleen smiled bitterly helplessly, but Li Tingyu fell back and said, “Even without him and me, it’s impossible. You’re not the kind of woman who can walk into my heart. You’d better find someone else to roam about as soon as possible. Don’t waste your time on me!”

“Wu ~”

Colleen suddenly burst into tears. Li Tingyu thought that her words had hurt her, but she said painfully, “I also want someone who can enter my heart, but no one has ever really understood me. Now that my father is dead and my uncle is gone, I really feel lonely!”

“Ai ~ Cry! Crying will make you feel better …”

Li Tingyu gently patted Chen Guangda’s body. Colleen was probably very upset now. Although her uncle Matt wasn’t a good person, he wasn’t as evil as they thought. He was simply taking the blame for that old bastard Wood.

“I really miss my father. He is the only one in the world who truly loves me …”

Colleen curled up in tears and instinctively retracted into Chen Guangda’s arms. Who knew that Li Tingyu had also been touched by the sadness and had also shrunk beside Chen Guangda to tears? However, Chen Guangda, a wicked fellow, had actually woken up a long time ago. However, his hollowed-out body was exceptionally tired. Even if Shuang Mei was pregnant with him, she did not have the strength to do anything.

The two women stopped crying and curled up in his arms like two cats. Chen Guangda gradually fell asleep. However, in a daze, he only felt someone hugging him tightly, as if he was desperately trying to find comfort in his arms. A salty lip was also plugged up and he kissed him trembling.

…

“Seizing …”

A dull knock suddenly woke Chen Guangda. He tried his best to open his heavy eyes and look out. He discovered that a corpse bird was pecking at the car window. It was already dawn outside, and the sun seemed to be already in the afternoon. However, he was shocked by the wriggling sensation coming from beside him.

“I’ll go …”

Chen Guangda saw that Jin Maolin was actually lying in his embrace. The two of them were covered in a thin blanket. However, it was obvious that Jin Maolin’s bare back was naked. At this moment, Jin Maolin woke up in a daze. First, he pulled out his little face from his messy blonde hair. Then, he looked at Chen Guangda with horror.

“You …”

Jin Maolin covered her chest and hurriedly lifted the blanket to look under her. Suddenly, she realized that her jeans had only been unbuttoned and Chen Guangda’s trousers were neatly dressed. She heaved a sigh of relief, but her pretty face couldn’t help but blush fiercely.

Chen Guangda’s mouth was actually covered with her orange lipstick. Her bra was also on Chen Guangda’s neck, which meant that the dream she had last night was real. It was as if she had taken the initiative to deliver it to the door. Thus, she immediately looked at Li Tingyu behind Chen Guangda as if she was a thief. Li Tingyu was sleeping soundly with her back facing them, as if she didn’t know anything.

“Uh, I don’t know what happened, but this is the first time I kissed a man. I think I must have been asleep …”

Colleen shrugged at Chen Guangda awkwardly. She had the unique openness and generosity of a foreign girl. Chen Guangda could barely understand what she was saying. He nodded and said in stuttering English, “I’m very honored to have your first night. That … This is our little secret!”

“It’s a first kiss, not a first night. Your English is really bad …”

Colleen rolled her eyes without knowing whether to laugh or cry. She pulled her bra and sat up. But then she turned around and whispered to him, “I know you might not understand, but I still want to say that sleeping in your arms is really comfortable, just like sleeping in my father’s arms when I was a child. Thank you!”

“You’re welcome! If you want to kiss me next time, you can come to me at any time …”

Chen Guangda smiled. Both of them thought they understood each other’s words. After Colleen put on her clothes, Chen Guangda also climbed out of bed. After washing, he took out a few clean clothes and put them on in his suitcase.

“Gentleman! Can you protect the beautiful lady and go to the bathroom …”

Colleen helplessly pointed at the corpse bird outside the window. Chen Guangda immediately opened the window and grabbed the corpse bird. He directly broke its neck and threw it out. Then, he picked up the thick poison hook and directly pushed the door open. After observing the environment, he smiled and said, “Have you tried to shit in someone’s car? It’s very enjoyable!”

“In the car? No, but I really want to try …”

Colleen actually hit it off with him, The two of them immediately closed the car door and ran towards the car beside them. Chen Guangda directly smashed open the window of a car. Colleen also smashed a Mercedes-Benz off-road. The moment she smashed the window, she cheered excitedly and said to Chen Guangda, “I’m going to be a dirty bad girl. Roar ~”

“Do you want a cigarette to strengthen the gravity of the earth …”

Chen Guangda got into the car and closed the door. He slipped off his pants and took out a cigarette and lay on the window. Colleen was not embarrassed at all. She shook her head at him and said, “I don’t smoke, but I tried D-numb in the United States a few times. It’s still illegal. I’m not a good girl, am I?”

“I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, but please release it to your heart’s content …”

Chen Guangda frowned as he lit his cigarette, followed by a crackling sound of farts. Colleen immediately looked at him in shock. Unexpectedly, she also exploded with farts. The two of them almost simultaneously raised their heads and laughed wildly. Then, they laughed wildly as if they were talking to a mentally handicapped child, while their farts were louder than anyone else’s.

“God! It’s convenient for me to squat with a man. Please kill me …”

Colleen laughed until tears almost came out of her eyes. Although neither of them understood each other’s words, the more they talked, the more ferocious they became. Colleen not only spat out profanities that she normally did not dare to say, she also told the other about her embarrassment without restraint, exposing almost all of her dark side.

“Holy shit! Did you bring any paper? Please don’t tell me you didn’t …”

Colleen’s wild laughter suddenly stopped. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda sliced open the cushion and directly pulled out the sponge and handed it to her. Colleen immediately patted the car door and laughed loudly, “Oh my God!” I finally know why Tingyu likes you. You are such a dirty, shameless, and interesting fellow. I swear! I have never smiled so happily. If I stay with you for a long time, I will definitely fall in love with you! ”

“Who are you in love with? Are the two of you perverts? Are you still so excited to shit in their car?”

Li Tingyu suddenly strode over from behind and glanced back and forth at the wretched men and women in the two cars. Colleen’s pretty face immediately turned red and she quickly used a sponge to wipe her butt and slipped down from the other side. However, Chen Guangda directly pushed the door open and jumped down. He raised his trousers and smiled, “Do you want to try it? It’s very enjoyable!”

“I’m going to test you, you bastard! I’m not this abnormal …”

Li Tingyu glared at him angrily and directly took a roll of paper and walked into the bushes. Unexpectedly, Colleen stepped forward and said, “I think she has a temper. Did she realize that we were kissing last night? Did she think I was robbing her man?”

“What kind of man and woman, dude, you don’t understand …”

Chen Guangda spread out his hands blankly. The translator headphones he brought with him had long since run out of battery. Colleen could only dejectedly patted her forehead and said, “What the hell! Your best English is either dog shit or dry, right? I actually talked to you so much just now, but it was really fun! Haha ~”

“Little bitch! Why are you cursing …”

Chen Guangda looked at her inexplicably. Unexpectedly, Colleen made a face at him and ran into the RV. Her back looked cheerful as never before, but Chen Guangda curled his lips and said, “I have never seen the market before. If I take you to the Golden Jade Treasure Hall to take a shit, you won’t faint from excitement!”

As he spoke! Chen Guangda instinctively looked at Li Tingyu in the bushes. Only then did he realize that something was wrong with the little girl’s expression. He immediately muttered to himself, “Don’t let her know about the kiss. Little hoof’s mind is not big. It’s actually a routine to say that I slept with Jin Maolin. En! It must be like this!”

Chen Guangda mumbled as he walked back. Who would have thought that Li Tingyu would ruthlessly curse at the weeds, “Bastard! Stinking shameless dogs and men, if I hadn’t pulled them along, I would have done it. What homosexuality, what lesbianism, are all lies! Hmph ~”