From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 830
Chapter 830 King Of Shuai Guo
“I’m drunk by myself. Seven or eight old ladies have put me to sleep. My eyes are glittering stars …”
The vulgar street tune kept entering his mind. Zuo Tian, who was in a headache, barely managed to open his eyes. He saw a bare-armed fat man riding on a machine mule, brandishing a small tree stick. He snorted at Little Qu while pulling the mule back and forth. After Zuo Tian secretly cursed, he suddenly realized that he wasn’t dead.
“Ah ~”
Zuo Tian sat up like an electric shock, but he couldn’t control himself and let out a miserable howl. When he looked down in shock, not only had his shoulders been bandaged, even his injured left leg had been wrapped up. At this moment, he was lying in the compartment of a pickup truck, and the sky was already bright.
“Don’t be shocked. The wound is broken and no one can sew it up for you …”
Wang Dafu rode over on the machine mule, but Zuo Tian was so shocked that he couldn’t say anything. However, Wang Dafu smiled proudly and said, “You really think we’re going to kill you? I knocked you out just for the sake of getting you a bullet. Killing you won’t do us any good. Don’t worry about it!”
“Why … why …”
Zuo Tian didn’t seem to have reacted yet, but Wang Dafu rolled his eyes and rode away on the machine mule. Seeing the staggered pace of the machine mule, he estimated that it was going to break up. However, Chen Guangda came out with a large bowl of instant noodles and a black “little squirrel” squatting on his shoulder. He smiled and said, “I can’t eat noodles. It’s a year and a half overdue!”
Zuo Tian subconsciously picked up the noodles. His mouth was empty and he didn’t know what to say. However, Chen Guangda smiled and said, “I treat you like a friend. I never wanted to kill you from the beginning to the end. If you have anything you want to say to me, just think about it. If you don’t have anything, don’t say it. We should eat and drink!”
“Thank you!”
Zuo Tian nodded gratefully. Chen Guangda even felt a little ashamed. He laughed and squatted down on the dirt ground by the roadside. He ate with a group of people around him. Zuo Tian was really hungry. He was stimulated by the delicious instant noodles and his stomach immediately let out a cooing sound. He immediately lowered his head and picked up the noodles.
“Sir! Are you alright?”
A haggard-looking Japanese soldier suddenly walked over. Zuo Tian looked up with a noodle hanging from his mouth. He actually had more than twenty subordinates alive. Each of them held a large bowl of noodles in their hands, and there were more than a dozen minivans parked in front of them. Each of them was filled with instant noodles. He immediately asked in astonishment, “Why are you here?”
“We’re unconscious. It was Chief Chen who saved us …”
Captain Toyota spread out his hands helplessly and then said dejectedly, “We suffered a huge loss this time. We didn’t have a single bullet in the arsenal. We moved out a month before the end of the day. It became a temporary warehouse for instant noodle manufacturers. We moved out from there, and there were still a lot of noodles that we didn’t have time to move out. What a pity!”
“Ai ~ I saw it last night. The loss this time is too great …”
Zuo Tian put down the noodles with a dejected expression. However, when he looked carefully, his surviving subordinates were all people led by Chen Guangda. Toyota also saw his doubts and continued, “There is a big pond in the arsenal. We ran around the pond to avoid the Dragon Lizard’s pursuit. We learned this from Chief Chen!”
“Did they kill all the dragon lizards?”
Zuo Tian looked at them in disbelief. Unexpectedly, everyone nodded in unison. After telling him the general situation, Zuo Tian was once again shocked from ear to ear. Toyota said, “I think Chief Chen is a good person. He had been warning us not to go in. If the Yankees hadn’t forced us, we wouldn’t have done this!”
“That’s right! With Commander Chen leading them, nothing will happen. They are too powerful. Not a single one of them will be lost …”
The other warriors also nodded their heads forcefully. Obviously, their favorable impression of Chen Guangda had already exploded. Zuo Tian’s expression was so complicated that he couldn’t speak. However, Chen Guangda walked over with his mouth wiped. He patted Toyota and the others on the shoulders and smiled. “Leave thirty of them to me, and I’ll give you twenty-three. That should be enough fun, right?”
“Chen Sang! I have something to say to you …”
Zuo Tian wanted to get off the car impulsively, but Chen Guangda waved his hand and said, “Don’t worry! It’s not like we won’t meet again in the future. You should go back and discuss it with your wife before you tell me. Otherwise, it would be embarrassing if you agree and can’t do it. I don’t think you can be the ruler of your Japanese people, right?”
“Alright …”
Zuo Tian nodded helplessly and sat back down with a complicated expression. Chen Guangda then called for everyone to hurry up and set off immediately. Then, he patted Zuo Tian’s arm and smiled, “If you really want to do it for the good of the Japanese, you should really treat me as a friend. Of course!” You should quickly think of a reason to explain this matter to the Yankees! ”
“There’s no need to explain. I think they already know about this place …”
Zuo Tian shook his head and leaned weakly against the carriage. Chen Guangda could only laugh and climb into a pickup truck. Little Sissy immediately whispered to him, “The brothers from the garage have just reported that the first instant noodles have begun to be shipped back. However, there are too many supplies on the Chicken Dragon Mountain side. They want to call for help from the family!”
“Scream! But don’t exchange the materials for US dollar cards after you pull them back. Change them all into hard currency such as rice or noodles. Give me as many guns and bullets as you want, but you must use the name of the Japanese …”
Chen Guangda nodded without hesitation. The convoy was trained by them in the garage. After a few rounds of playing, the three hundred or so clubs had almost undergone a complete transformation. Under the leadership of Fifth Brother and the others, they were able to freely enter and exit dangerous areas. It wouldn’t be long before they became a qualified Corpse Claw Reserve.
“Why don’t we exchange it for a US dollar card? Where are we going to put so many supplies …”
Little Sissy looked at him with puzzlement, but Chen Guangda curled his lips and said, “The depreciation rate of the US dollar card is too fast. You have one hundred dollars today, but you may only have eighty dollars tomorrow. The storage of the goods is also very easy to deal with. If you pull it directly into Luoge Campsite, you will say that I paid for it. When Old America sees that we spent all our money on food, they can rest assured!”
“Do you think the Japanese will really cooperate with us …”
Little Sissy instinctively turned around and looked back. Zuo Tian was lying in a complicated daze in the pickup truck, but Chen Guangda shrugged his shoulders and said, “They are now more conflicted than anyone else. On the one hand, they want to open up a new path, on the other hand, they are afraid that our strength will not keep up. In the end, it will depend on whether they have the courage to gamble. If they don’t dare, they will only become our enemies!”
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“Little friend, come and play. As long as you put in money, you can be happy …”
Dozens of high-ranking and middle-ranking officers in the U.S. Military command headquarters, which was filled with various communication equipment and instruments, stared at the giant display on the wall in disbelief. The signal source on the display was the Titan Robot, but since last night, this fellow had been repeating the same words repeatedly.
“Who can tell me what happened? Why did our robot become an amusement ride?”
A gray-haired lieutenant colonel was so angry that his face turned green. He even subconsciously touched his pocket for steel coins. Several sweaty operators immediately pulled out a photo and saw a fellow with a black lace bra covering his face. He was holding a sack and putting it over the robot’s head.
“This is a scene that we forced Hercules to upload, but it only took us five minutes to upload it before the battery died. This person looks like … like a vulgar thief …”
“The Japanese probably didn’t lie,” the operator said with his hands spread out, his face full of grievances. “They are indeed in big trouble. Our Apache was shot down by an unknown monster. I think this person should be an adventurer who happened to pass by. After discovering our robot … he stole it!”
“Damn it! Are you kidding me? A robot made of eighty million dollars is so easy to steal! Find its location for me!”
The Lieutenant Colonel slammed heavily on the table and almost went mad. However, the operator helplessly said, “Titan did not have a burglar-proof design. Its batteries have been depleted, and our Wildcat Robot lost contact this morning. The last message was that the main chip was burned due to overload!”
“They actually stole our two robots. What the hell did you guys design …”
The lieutenant colonel roared in anger and embarrassment. A few operators lowered their heads and didn’t dare to say anything, but a straightforward young man said, “Sir! All our high-tech equipment has been stolen and all of them have malfunctioned. Those people seem to have a very low level of education, and randomly typing caused the system to crash!”
“No matter how low they are, they still survived, but our Navy SEALs were completely annihilated …”
A handsome middle-aged colonel suddenly walked in from outside. It was Matt, the top commander of the US military. He walked over with a cold face and said, “Our spies have just sent news that Zuo Tian, the leader of this operation, has returned to the camp. Twenty-three Special Forces soldiers also returned with him. Basically all of them were injured, but only Zuo Tian was shot on the shoulder!”
“Gunshot wounds? Could it be that they are playing tricks …”
The lieutenant colonel immediately looked at him suspiciously, but Matt shook his head and said, “They can’t have gotten the tailless dragon lizard. The biggest one is likely the Dragon Lizard King, so I suspect that the commando escaped with them, but they did something bad halfway, wanting to throw the blame onto the tailless dragon lizard!”
“Bastard! I knew this bunch of Japanese weren’t good stuff …”
The lieutenant colonel cursed angrily, and Matt pointed at the big screen and said, “Ordinary adventurers don’t know what Titan is for, let alone use a cloth bag to cover its head. So this thief must be Japanese. Titan and Wildcat must be in their hands, and they killed 100% of our commandos!”
“They are too bold. We must teach them a lesson this time …”
A group of officers roared with indignation, but Matt’s expression was gloomy as he said, “Now is not the time to make a move. Once we make a move, we will only benefit the Koreans. We need the Koreans to help us with this matter. Now go and start the midnight plan for me!”
“Yes …”