From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 826
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Chapter 826 But Before He Could Conquer, He Was Dead
“Go! Bikachu …”
Following Chen Guangda’s loud shout, Marten Zuoshan was thrown out like a grenade. However, the little bastard didn’t seem to understand what was going on. He stared at his pair of dark little eyes with a dumbfounded expression. His furry tail was still swinging in the air, and suddenly, he was thrown into the dragon lizard’s big mouth with a “pu” sound.
“Uh ~”
Chen Guangda was suddenly dumbfounded. He originally wanted to throw Marten Zuoshan on the back of the dragon lizard so that it could dig out the eyes of the dragon lizard. Who would have thought that he would get into the stomach of the dragon lizard with a slight deviation? He didn’t use his trump card to give the dragon lizard an appetizer.
“What the hell! Run …”
Wang Dafu suddenly pushed Chen Guangda. Only then did Chen Guangda react from his daze. However, his two subordinates had already carried two rocket launchers. These were US-made AT4 anti-tank rockets from the hands of ghosts. Under normal circumstances, they were enough to pierce through 40 cm of armor. As for whether they could kill the tailless dragon lizard, they would only know if they had tried.
“Whoosh whoosh …”
Two rockets abruptly whistled out from the launcher, dragging their long tail flames towards the two dragon lizards. Chen Guangda, who was about to leave, immediately turned around to observe. Unexpectedly, the dragon lizards’ bodies were like super rubber. The two rockets immediately deflected when they hit them and exploded beside them with two booms.
Dong ~
Two balls of flames burst out in midair. The two dragon lizards were blown up and the other one was knocked to the ground. The three dragon lizards rolled around on all fours, but it looked like nothing happened. Chen Guangda immediately cursed angrily and hurriedly ran away with Chen Quan and the others on his back.
“F*ck! There are still many over there, just how many …”
Wang Dafu, who was leading the escape, suddenly let out a wailing cry. He saw two small dragon lizards blocking the path ahead. He had no choice but to rush to the right side of the path. Who knew that these ghosts were everywhere? Not long after, another dragon lizard came out from the front.
“No way! We’re surrounded. This is not the way to run. Hurry up and wake Boy Quan and the others up to fight …”
Chen Guangda panted as he rushed into a small alley surrounded by low-rise houses. Wang Dafu and the others hurriedly put Chen Quan on the ground, opened the kettle and poured it on their faces. The two dragon lizards rushed to the alley entrance, and the other crashed into the house like a tank.
“Old Qiu! Do that big one first. Help me attract firepower …”
Chen Guangda picked up the Corpse Claw Spear and rushed towards the rampaging Dragon Lizard. Without a word, Qiu Shi chased after him. The two of them were old brothers who had been together for many years, and their tacit understanding was not something ordinary people could compare to. Qiu Shi directly rushed forward and shot at the Dragon Lizard a few times before running away. The angered Dragon Lizard immediately chased after him.
Chen Guangda, who was hibernating behind a truck, said, He stared fixedly at the violent tailless dragon lizard, constantly searching for fatal weaknesses on its body. However, the dragon lizard’s skull was incomparably hard. Even if its eyes were poked, it would not be able to harm its brain. The weakness in its abdomen could even be ignored. This was practically a vicious beast without any weaknesses at all.
“Hurry up and do it, I can’t hold on anymore …”
Qiu Shi was chased around by the dragon lizard. If there weren’t enough obstacles here, he would have become the dragon lizard’s meal. Chen Guangda finally jumped up. Instead of rushing towards the dragon lizard’s hard head, he rushed straight into its terrifying mouth, as if he was going to commit suicide.
“Roar ~”
The dragon lizard immediately saw Chen Guangda, who was courting death. Its large mouth, filled with black saliva, instantly opened. Its mouth was big enough to swallow a car alive. However, Chen Guangda suddenly accelerated when he was about to be bitten. The sharp corpse claw spear stabbed into the dragon lizard’s upper jaw, and the dragon lizard shut its mouth.
Dong ~
The dragon lizard suddenly crashed into the fence and shoveled down along with the houses inside. However, after it fell down, it did not move. Panting, Qiu Shi hurriedly turned around and ran over to check, but he did not find the fatal wound of this creature. Chen Guangda also disappeared without a trace.
“Hurry up and help …”
The dragon lizard’s crocodile-like mouth was suddenly pushed open. Qiu Shi’s eyes popped out fiercely. Only then did he realize that Chen Guangda was actually lying inside. His head was covered in disgusting saliva. He hurriedly rushed forward and used the Corpse Claw Spear to pry open the Dragon Lizard’s mouth. Chen Guangda immediately fell out with a “hula” sound. His entire body was covered in sticky liquid.
“My mother! Aren’t you too bold? You actually made a deep throat for the monster …”
Qiu Shi looked at him almost dumbfounded. This guy was probably the only one who could do such a crazy thing, but Chen Guangda wiped the saliva off his face and smiled bitterly, “I’m not going into a tiger’s den. This guy’s upper jaw is a weak point. He can pierce through its brain with a spear halfway through. Hurry up and call for his brothers to shoot them with crossbows!”
“Oh …”
Qiu Shi immediately jumped up in excitement. At this time, Chen Quan and the others had already been woken up. The six of them were fighting with the two dragon lizards, but they did everything they could to kill the dragon lizard. Qiu Shi immediately shouted loudly, “Their brains are close to their jaws. Use the crossbow to shoot into their mouths. Hurry!”
“I know!”
Chen Quan and the others immediately agreed. As long as they knew the weaknesses of these ghosts, it would be easy. Their corpse collectors had a hundred ways to kill them. At this moment, even the fatty was refreshed. He pulled out two grenades and smashed them into their mouths. They roared angrily as two arrow needles shot into their mouths.
Dong ~
The two giant dragon lizards collapsed with a loud boom. The two pig needles shot into the dragon lizard’s brain without any hindrance. The two dragon lizards were instantly killed without even letting out a painful howl. Chen Guangda hurriedly ran over and asked, “Boy Quan! How are you?”
“Not bad, just a bad headache …”
Brother Gou patted his head in pain. Chen Quan also frowned deeply. Chen Guangda patted their shoulders and took out the walkie-talkie. He directly told Old Five about the Dragon Lizard’s weakness. However, Little Sissy whispered, “We are trapped in the sewers of the arsenal. This place is filled with poisonous fog. We don’t dare to leave!”
“Hold on! We’ll be right there …”
Chen Guangda sighed helplessly. It seemed impossible for him to run away. He had to go back to save his old brothers. The arsenal was completely silent. He could not even hear the sound of collisions. He could only say, “Quickly find something to make a gas mask, minimize your breathing and think of a way to get rid of the biggest one first!”
“I’ll go …”
Wang Dafu turned around and rushed to the nearby residence. Chen Quan and the others also quickly strung three crossbows. Wang Dafu quickly grabbed a colorful bra and tossed it to Brother Gou. They laughed lascivious and said, “F cup to Brother Abstinence. He hasn’t touched a woman in more than a month. Let him smell the scent of dairy cows so he won’t turn gay!”
“Photon! How did you do it? You can’t be gay anymore, right?”
Brother Gou and the others were all looking at Chen Guangda with great vigilance, afraid that this guy would suddenly think of their chrysanthemums. Chen Guangda used to be a pervert who didn’t like meat, but Chen Guangda said angrily, “I’d rather be lacking than rampant. Who would lie on a woman’s belly like you guys all day long?”
As he spoke, Chen Guang wet the big red bra with a kettle and put another cup on his face. After fastening it, it was a simple gas mask. Wang Dafu also wore a black lace bra. He smiled and said, “Let’s just change the name to Bra Bandits. We’ll use this move when we do bad things in the future!”
“Be civilized! It should be called the Bra Bandits …”
Brother Gou also laughed out loud. He wore a blue bra and looked like a pervert. However, Chen Guangda suddenly waved his hand and ran in the direction of the arsenal with the Corpse Claw Spear. Not long after, they were stunned. They looked at the arsenal that was filled with poisonous mist and sucked in a mouthful of cold air.
“Holy shit! This … this is all under control …”
Wang Dafu looked at the other side in shock. The entire arsenal was actually enveloped in a poisonous mist. The entire place was covered in a strange green color. Several Japanese soldiers seemed to have their souls extracted. They stood at the entrance without moving. The largest dragon lizard suddenly poked its head out from behind the fence and swallowed them up one by one like a snack.
“Hiss ~ What the hell is that? It’s so disgusting …”
Wang Dafu couldn’t help but tremble. The Dragon Lizard King’s upper jaw was actually different from an ordinary dragon lizard’s. It was actually densely packed with small sharp teeth with barbs. Even those without dense phobia were extremely cold. However, Chen Guangda whispered, “This isn’t easy. I’m afraid the arrow pig needle won’t be able to shoot in!”
“Damn it! They’re feeding it. This guy can’t be a female …”
Wang Dafu was suddenly shocked again. He saw a few small dragon lizards emerge from the courtyard and spit out unconscious humans for the Dragon Lizard King to eat. Among them, there were Japanese soldiers and American soldiers. However, they soon discovered that the Dragon Lizard King was not eating them. Instead, he directly swallowed them with his tongue.
“I think it seems to be breeding, using humans as hosts to breed offspring …”
Chen Guangda squatted behind the broken wall with a solemn expression. An ominous premonition quickly spread in his heart. However, before he could finish speaking, the Dragon Lizard King suddenly bulged its belly and unexpectedly exploded with a “pu” sound. However, it actually collapsed into two naked living people.
“F*ck! It’s not parasitic reproduction, it’s a direct mutation …”
Everyone’s eyeballs widened. The two people who had been blown out of their farts had obviously mutated. Their heads were as sharp and long as crocodiles. Their constantly wriggling bodies were clearly still mutating. At this moment, the two little dragon lizards spat out a lot of flesh and blood for them. The two of them immediately lay on the ground and began to devour it in large mouthfuls.
“Mom …”
The few of them were dumbstruck speechless. The humans they ate were growing rapidly and soon became more and more like tailless dragon lizards. It was only then that they finally understood that no wonder these things didn’t have tails, because they weren’t lizard corpses at all. They were all extremely mutated living humans.
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