From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 808
Chapter 808 Daddy-cheating Marten Zuoshan
“Let’s go! Let’s go, let’s bite them to death …”
Chen Guangda squatted in a wasteland by the roadside and kept shouting at the charging zombies. However, the little ferret on his shoulder still tilted its head stupidly. After a while, it pointed at its mouth to eat. Chen Guangda was so angry that he almost trampled it to death.
“Haha ~ I told you that you raised an ancestor. You just eat and don’t work …”
Wang Dafu leaned against the car and smiled gloatingly. Chen Guangda immediately rushed towards the zombie and punched and kicked him. However, the little ferret instead jumped onto the car with four claws. It squatted on the hood and waved its claws. It was as if it was cheering for Chen Guangda. It had no intention of helping him at all.
“Hurry up and leave! Your crotch is open and your peaches are exposed …”
Li Tingyu leaned lazily on the window. This was no longer the first wave of Chen Guangda’s attack on a living corpse. However, the little ferret did not do as he wished from the beginning to the end. If it wanted to eat, it would be the same. Chen Guangda could only angrily torture and kill a few living corpses. He angrily grabbed the little ferret and scolded, “Other than eating, is there any use for you? I have a Keji better than you!”
Cursing! Chen Guang stuffed it into a special suitcase. The suitcase was filled with steel bars thicker than his thumb. However, such a small ferret was still like eating sugarcane. It continuously chewed the steel bars until sparks appeared. A few of them seemed to be about to be snapped by it.
“Motherf*cker! Drive …”
Chen Guangda climbed onto the car with a face full of misfortune. Li Tingyu, who was driving the car, immediately sped towards Luoge Campsite. This was already the fifth day since the night the little ferret mutated. After staying in the camp for a few days, they went back to the garage and arranged everything before returning.
Entering Luoge Campsite was very smooth, With Cui Er’s mistress officer giving them a green light, Chen Guangda directly carried the little ferret and swaggered in. However, he had already suffered enough from the ancestors. The little ferret stayed by his side was quite honest. As long as he left his side, he would definitely eat people. Chen Guangda did not dare to leave like a nanny.
“All of you, come over here and give me the ID card to check …”
Before they could get far, they were stopped by a group of American soldiers. The leader was Cui Er from the Black Dog Group. He was holding an M4A1 step high up in the air. Not only was his gun and collar attached to the rank of captain, there were also two beautiful foreign girl soldiers behind him and two black dogs following behind him.
“Check the few of them. Leave this to me to verify …”
Cui Er aggressively walked in front of Chen Guangda and pulled the ID card off his neck. However, he whispered, “There are at least a hundred anti-aircraft missiles in the barracks, and nuclear submarines do exist. Du Kang was escorted to the Walker barracks by the US troops stationed in Japan in the name of intelligence sharing. The US troops there are not on the same side as us!”
“Do you know what he said …”
Chen Guangda pretended to be polite and stuffed him with two packs of cigarettes. Cui Er then said, “It is said that he has not endured severe torture. He has already said what he should and should not have said. The United States should know all about us. Therefore, the ABM system has been activated all day long these past few days, but no warrant has been issued to search for us. He probably didn’t know that we were here!”
“Try to find out where Du Kang is being held, so that we can carry out the rescue …”
Chen Guangda took out another cigarette and bowed to him. He took advantage of the time to light his cigarette and said, “We have two shops in the center of the city. Remember to bring a few officers over to cause trouble. I just happened to take the opportunity to give them some shares, but I must find some useful officers. Those who are useless, let them eat chaff.”
“OK! I’ve risen too quickly and attracted the attention of others. It’s time to seize this opportunity to rope them in …”
Cui Er pretended to be arrogant and patted his ID card on his chest. Following that, he waved his hand carelessly and directly brought a bunch of American soldiers to show off. Obviously, he had already done quite well. Moreover, his promotion was all because of money. Wealth could also be used to push ghosts away in the United States.
“How is it? Has Monk Hua put it away already?”
Wang Dafu walked over and asked in a low voice. Chen Guangda nodded and said, “Drop it all! However, I already told them that if they were caught, they would answer whatever they asked. It’s not the past anymore. There’s no need to die for secrecy. Keeping Qingshan alive is not a fear of losing firewood!”
Finished! Chen Guang called a taxi and drove towards Cheng Zhong. There were obviously fewer pedestrians on the road. This was a panic caused by the little ferret. Everyone knew that the little ferret hadn’t caught it yet, so the people in broad daylight didn’t dare to run around. Many people even moved their families to the Japanese camp.
This did not exceed Chen Guangda’s expectations. At that time, he deliberately created chaos in order to cheat the Japanese. Fortunately, the conflict between Japan and the United States was further aggravated. However, what made Chen Guangda most depressed was that the little ferret didn’t listen to his words. If he could let it hit anywhere, Chen Guangda wouldn’t have to waste any more effort to play tricks with others. This scourge would definitely turn Luoge Campsite upside down.
The taxi soon arrived at the door of a unique building, The whole house was like half collapsed after the earthquake. There was a dinosaur biting a billboard in front of the door. It was probably renovated by the dinosaur amusement park. However, they had rented this place now. It was said that the former owner’s family had been bitten to death by the little ferret, not even letting go of their dog.
“Aiya ~ President Chen! You’re finally here …”
Just as they got off the car, Madam Liu brought Xiao Yu’er over happily. Chen Guangda raised his head and saw that the door had already been marked with the English sign of the Corpse Fish Restaurant. There was also a third of the door open for a bar. A pair of short skirts and long legs were gathering customers at the door. In his hand, he was holding a barter billboard. In fact, it was a disguised goods trading place.
“Business is good! It only opened yesterday and there are so many people today …”
Chen Guangda carried his suitcase and walked straight to the shop. It was actually not lunch yet, but the seats in the shop were almost full. Even the bar beside him was doing well. The special rice wine made the foreigners unable to let go of it. It was like a cup of pearl milk tea.
“Haha ~ Our shop’s fame has long since risen. You didn’t see it yesterday when it opened. Someone started fighting for seats …”
Madam Liu happily followed behind Chen Guangda and proudly said, “The Japanese and Koreans have opened Corpse Fish Restaurant, but without our unique secret recipe, no matter what they do, it’s not delicious. A pot of ginger won’t be able to remove the stench of corpse fish. I guess it won’t be long before it closes!”
“That’s our last trump card. Don’t let anyone steal it …”
Chen Guangda nodded and found a card bag next to the window to sit down. The price of the corpse fish had also risen. Ever since people knew that the corpse fish could be eaten, they had started to frantically catch them. The fish in the nearby lakes and stinking ditches were almost all fished out by people.
However, they would never know that the secret recipe for burning corpse fish was only for coffee companions. This was invented by a little chef from Golden City. After putting it in, even ordinary fish would be delicious. Ryoko Kitagawa had asked Chen Guang several times about this secret recipe, but he had expected that this cheap corpse fish restaurant would definitely be popular.
Suddenly! Before he could finish speaking, he heard someone shouting loudly. Chen Guangda stuck his head out in surprise and saw a tall girl standing in front of the bar. Although she was very temperamental, her quality was not very good. She pointed at the waiter and cursed loudly. Behind her stood a few black and white foreign young women.
“Yo ~ Isn’t this Grand Translator Li? What brings you to my little shop …”
Chen Guangda casually walked over to look at Li Zhiyan. After that night, he hadn’t seen her again. However, when Li Zhiyan saw him, his eyes lit up and he said in surprise, “Oppa! You really opened this shop. Quickly arrange a large private room for me. I brought all the family members of senior officers!”
“Little Tian! Give them my VIP box …”
Chen Guangda snapped his fingers without any hesitation. The waiter immediately led a few foreign young ladies into the luxurious private room, but Li Zhiyan pulled Chen Guangda into a corner and said excitedly, “Your shop is awesome. There are no seats reserved. You can also let me make some small money by investing in stocks. I promise to introduce you to some beautiful foreign ladies!”
“You don’t need to be a translator to change your mind. Pi Tian, what happened to the things I told you …”
Chen Guangda looked at her angrily. Who would have thought that Li Zhiyan would lie on his shoulder and whisper, “It’s better to deal with their wives than those officers. They will go to the SPA after dinner. After that, they will go to church to confess. You know what confession is. They will say anything dirty. As long as you can record their words, it’s equivalent to catching their hands on them!”
“That’s a good idea, but are you familiar with the church …”
Chen Guangda nodded lightly. This little girl’s brain was quite useful, but Li Zhiyan spread out her hands and said, “I’m just providing you with information. You can only think of your own ways to do it. Remember, it’s Green Church in the slums, a very remote church. You must seize this opportunity!”
“Mm! You can go in first. I’ll think of a way …”
Chen Guangda took out a few thousand dollars from his pocket and handed it to her. Li Zhiyan immediately kissed him on the face and ran into the box with the card. However, when Chen Guangda was worried about how to sneak into the cathedral, his eyes suddenly lit up.
“Tingyu! Why are you avoiding me …”
Colleen stood in the card bag at an unknown time. She had probably already sent someone to inquire about Li Tingyu’s whereabouts. Otherwise, she wouldn’t have been able to find Li Tingyu so accurately. However, Li Tingyu expressionlessly said, “Jin Maolin! I seem to have told you very clearly that the game is over. Would you please stop pestering me?”
“No! We agreed to be soul mates. How can you change your mind? I’ve fallen in love with you …”
Colleen’s tears flowed down her cheeks as she spoke, dumbfounded Wang Dafu, who was knocking on peanuts. However, Chen Guangda rushed over one by one, hurriedly suppressing Li Tingyu, who was about to lose his temper, and laughed, “You can’t just put on your pants and lose your temper. I think people like you should go to church and pray properly to tell the sins in your heart!”
“Church?”
Li Tingyu looked at him with a dumbfounded expression, but when she saw his wretched eyes, she could only say to Colleen dejectedly, “I’ll give you a chance to tell me how much you love me, but I hate women pestering me the most. If you’re sticky again, you won’t be able to see me again!”
Colleen immediately shouted in surprise, “Great! I knew you wouldn’t abandon me!”