From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 799
Chapter 799 What A Big Weasel
“Nonsense! Of course I’m here to participate in the party …”
Faced with Li Zhiyan’s astonished questioning, Chen Guangda immediately stood up without changing his expression. Not only did he hug the Ocean Horse beside him, he also waved his bracelet proudly. Li Zhiyan immediately frowned strangely and said, “Who invited you? This is a gathering of senior officers from the United States. Those who can come are people from both the military and the government!”
“What do you mean? Since I have a bracelet, I’m definitely invited. Do you think you’re the only one who can sneak into the upper class? I don’t owe you money. Why are you targeting me like this?”
Chen Guangda glared at her angrily. Seeing the little bitch’s arrogant appearance, he became angry. However, Li Zhiyan suddenly hooked up his bracelet and sneered, “Are you David Pittman? You don’t have any good things in the continent. You either stole or lied. I think you just wanted to sneak in and steal today, right?”
“Get your hands off me! This is my English name …”
Chen Guangda slapped her hand away, but Li Zhiyan’s eyes widened and she wanted to call out. However, Chen Guangda suddenly stepped forward and whispered, “If you dare to call out, I will reveal your background. Not only will I tell them that you are a country girl from the mainland, I also made a pheasant in the garage. I will see how you will get along then!”
“Ha ~ If you have the ability, just say it. I’m a naturalized American now, and I’ve been recognized by the US military for a long time. Do you think I’m scared?”
Li Zhiyan laughed sinisterly with disdain. She didn’t take Chen Guangda’s threat seriously at all. However, Chen Guangda quickly grabbed her arm and took out a stack of US dollar cards. “It’s easy to say. If not, how about I give you one fifth of tonight’s harvest? Take these two thousand yuan as a deposit first!”
“I want half, or I’ll call someone …”
Li Zhiyan grabbed the dollar card in his hand and proudly raised his sharp and pretty chin. Chen Guangda could only nod his head as if accepting his fate and said, “Half is half! However, I came here alone tonight. There are too many fat sheep here. How about you cover for me? I estimate that I can get 500,000 yuan tonight at least!”
“So much! What are you trying to steal …”
Li Zhiyan’s pretty face instantly changed. She looked nervously at the surrounding crowd, but Chen Guangda whispered to her, “There is a Japanese named Kawada who will come here tonight to bribe an American officer. They agreed to have a secret talk in the room on the east side of the second floor, and this stolen money is not to be seen. Even if I rob them openly, I will not dare to call anyone!”
“This …”
Li Zhiyan subconsciously swallowed her saliva, as if this matter had already exceeded her tolerance. Chen Guangda took advantage of her hesitation and hastily searched through the crowd. He happened to see two fake waiters carrying plates and quickly walking towards the back of the villa. He even looked back with extreme vigilance.
‘”Hmph ~”
Chen Guangda laughed inwardly. He had already confirmed that the two of them were here to steal. There wasn’t a single room in the pitch-black villa with lights on. Naturally, they couldn’t have come to assassinate anyone. Furthermore, the organization that dared to provoke the Yankees was definitely not ordinary. What they wanted to steal was definitely not ordinary property.
“What exactly are you hesitating about …”
Chen Guangda unhappily spread out his hands, then patted Li Zhiyan’s arm and said, “This is 500,000 dollars worth of ocean. After finishing this job, we won’t have a problem for ten years. Moreover, all the risks will be borne by me. You just need to give me a cover. This is a waste of money!”
“Do you know whose house this is? This is Colonel Matt’s younger brother’s house. If it is discovered, it will never be recovered …”
Li Zhiyan looked at Chen Guangda with great difficulty, but Chen Guangda’s heart was slightly moved. The owner of this big garden was indeed not simple, so he immediately said disdainfully, “High risk naturally has a high return. If you don’t have the guts, I’ll find someone else. Take these two thousand yuan as a fee for me to seal your mouth. As long as you don’t block my path of wealth!”
“Wait! I… I… Done…”
Li Zhiyan suddenly nodded fiercely. Following that, she suddenly untied the towel under her body and opened her white mink coat, revealing the Star-Striped Banner Bikini inside. Chen Guangda immediately whistled playfully. He didn’t expect Li Zhiyan’s figure to be very healthy. No wonder she was able to live like a fish in water amongst a group of foreigners.
“I’ll distract the security guards of the villa. Take this opportunity to sneak in. But if something happens, you can’t give me up. But even if you do, I won’t admit it …”
Li Zhiyan stared at Chen Guangda with sharp eyes. Chen Guangda immediately nodded with a light smile. However, this little girl’s courage was obviously not too great. She took a deep breath before daring to walk towards the villa. She even looked around like a thief, especially towards the SEAL team.
“Straighten your back. You want everyone to know that you’re a thief …”
Chen Guangda directly chased after her and slapped her butt. Li Zhiyan’s entire body trembled immediately, but she shouted in a low voice, “Don’t do anything to me. After this deal, we’ll break up. Never see you again. Remember that I’m not a thief, you’re the one!”
“OK! As you wish …”
Chen Guangda smiled and raised his hands. Li Zhiyan tactfully took her cigar and retreated to the side. Then, she bit her red lips and continued walking forward. However, Chen Guangda discovered that she did not seem to be from Hong Kong. She should be from the Guangdong-Guangzhou region of the mainland. Moreover, she dared to risk her life for more than 200,000 yuan. She probably did not have much money to act tough.
Very quickly, Li Zhiyan found a bottle of foreign wine and took a sip. Then, he deliberately pretended to be drunk and swayed in front of the villa. Then, he suddenly staggered into the arms of the guards. The two white guards were probably jealous of the beauty on the scene. The two of them almost couldn’t wait to pick Li Zhiyan up and kept on rubbing her body by taking advantage of the opportunity to care about her.
Chen Guangda immediately extinguished the cigar and leaned on the side. The two foreigners were completely focused on taking advantage of them. Li Zhiyan, who was in the mixed-up circle, did not care about being taken advantage of by them. Chen Guangda walked in through the main entrance in an almost dignified manner. When he walked into the hall and looked up, the two cameras on the corridor were indeed extinguished. None of the infrared lights on the corridor were lit.
Chen Guangda walked upstairs without hesitation. This was a very luxurious big house. The magnificent living room was just like an ancient European castle. The decoration of each place was very exquisite. A group of pure wood rotating stairs led to the third floor. However, the layout of the first floor could be seen at a glance. I believe that the owner would never put important items in such a place.
The house doesn’t look human, There were only dim wall lights on the corridor and corridor, but the music in the garden was too noisy. The loudspeaker’s windows were buzzing, making it difficult for Chen Guangda to distinguish the movement. Moreover, he only had an ordinary dagger on him. In order to prevent the Americans from discovering that he was a corpse collector, he even left the Corpse Claw Dagger in the garage.
“Damn it! Where are those two guys …”
Chen Guangda walked all the way up to the third floor. He didn’t even see a ghost shadow. There were more than ten rooms on each floor. He didn’t know where the master’s room was, but a chaotic collision suddenly sounded. Chen Guangda’s eyes immediately lit up and he pulled out his dagger and secretly moved to the right.
Chen Guangda soon discovered that a door was empty. There were still two rooms from the end. The chaotic collision sound came from inside. He immediately tiptoed against the crack in the door, only to find that the room was still dim. Only the light projected from the garden was shining. However, the chaotic collision sound suddenly stopped at this moment.
“Selean! Selean …”
Suddenly! A burst of shouts rang out from behind. The person was almost on the third floor. The thick carpet made Chen Guangda not hear anything. Chen Guangda hurriedly pushed the door behind him, but he found that it was locked. He could only push open the door with a dagger and dodge to the side.
Unexpectedly, no bullets were fired from the room, Chen Guangda had no choice but to scratch his head and roll in. He picked up the vase beside him and prepared to find his target. However, this was a large bedroom. Even the bathroom door was open, and the silk nightgown thrown on the bed seemed to be a woman’s room.
“Selean …”
The woman’s voice sounded again outside the door. Chen Guangda could only quickly close the door and directly open the European-style bed. The door was pushed open almost at the same time. Chen Guangda hurriedly looked out through the gap in the bed sheets and saw a pair of very white feet flinging high heels. His ten toes were also painted with bright red nail polish.
“Selean! Where. Are. You …”
The woman snapped the light on and called out again. Chen Guangda was immediately stunned. He could see that she was still shouting after seeing the room. Could it be that she was looking for her dog? However, just as he was praying to himself that Little Lady would not come under the bed to look for him, a furry white shadow suddenly jumped in front of him.
‘F*ck! What a big weasel …’
Chen Guangda was so frightened that he suddenly shrank back. The one who jumped in front of him was actually a snow-white weasel. It was much bigger than a domestic cat. He tilted his head and looked at him curiously. There were two peanut shells in his hand. However, there seemed to be something wrong when he thought about it. Where did the weasel get the white one?
Ferret!
This bastard was actually a white sable, Li Damei’s favorite source of mink coat. The collision sound was clearly caused by this little bastard. However, seeing that a small hand had already opened the bed sheet, Chen Guangda immediately grabbed the head of the white sable and threw it out from the side.
“Ji ji ji …”
The ferret was thrown out like a rolling gourd. It crashed into the bedside table. After a few angry cries, it immediately looked at Chen Guangda. However, it was immediately picked up by a small hand. The woman who called it was clearly its owner. She hugged it happily for a while and finally let Chen Guangda breathe a sigh of relief.
‘Get out! Take your sable out quickly …’
Chen Guangda wore a worried expression as he prayed. There were more than a dozen SEALs downstairs. If they were discovered, they would definitely die a terrible death. However, his prayers seemed to have been answered. The woman walked out of the door quickly, but before he could be happy, the woman closed the door with a thud and locked it.
“Holy shit! This is terrible …”
Chen Guangda wanted to cry but didn’t cry. This fox meat didn’t even eat it, and it made him coquettish. He couldn’t even run away. However, just as his butt was smoking, a pair of cowboy hot pants suddenly fell on his snow white jade feet. Very quickly! Another pair of black lace thongs slid down!