From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 775
Chapter 775 Baton Ghosts and Foreign Ghosts
“Can you stop humming and chatting? I don’t know, but I thought we were working on something …”
In a very ordinary Korean-style cabin, Chen Guangda was bandaging Li Tingyu with his bare arms. However, his physical fitness had long since left the range of a normal person. The wound that he had been pierced by the steel needle had already healed, leaving behind only a shallow scar. Chen Guangda had even tried tattooing, but he was unable to leave behind any traces.
“It hurts! What are you snorting at if you don’t love me …”
Li Tingyu pouted pitifully. Although she had always shouted that she did not want to take advantage of Chen Guangda, she still compromised when she was really waiting for treatment. After kicking everyone out, she shyly took off her clothes. Although she had always covered her chest with both hands, the ambiguous feeling did not decrease but instead increased. When she was dressing, he would inevitably touch her.
“Alright! Let’s go out to the waves …”
After Chen Guangda tied the bandage with a bow, he patted Li Tingyu’s white back. Li Tingyu secretly heaved a sigh of relief and quickly picked up the underwear on the ground. Chen Guangda also shouted, “Cui Er! All of you, come in and leave one to watch Wang Zhi outside!”
“Yo ~ Such a righteous gentleman, I thought Little Wave Hoof was going to give me a bloody gift …”
Wang Dafu pushed open the door and laughed. Li Tingyu immediately put on her clothes and rolled her eyes at him. She turned around and sat cross-legged next to Chen Guangda. Everyone also walked onto the Korean tatami. However, Li Tingyu hurriedly shouted, “Don’t take off your shoes. Once you take off your shoes, you’ll smoke the living corpses to death!”
“Cui Er! Tell me what Candace told you …”
Chen Guangda took out a pack of Korean cigarettes and gave it to everyone. Cui Er received it and said, “Candace said that she was a member of the Marine Corps. This time, she was ordered to hunt down the expeditionary army. She did not know the exact situation. She only heard that the expeditionary army stole something very important from them.”
“Did she say that she wanted to snatch something back …”
Chen Guangda lit his cigarette and looked at him. However, Cui Er shook his head and said, “She said that only their captain knows the exact situation. Their mission is to kill all the expeditionary army, but to ensure that the two women with the expeditionary army survive. However, the night they prepared to attack the expeditionary army, they suddenly ran into the group of arrow monsters. As a result, they went from chasing after them to fleeing together!”
“Does she know about the expeditionary army?”
Chen Guangda frowned slightly. Cui Er continued, “She said that the expeditionary army is very powerful and insidious. The expeditionary army pretended to help them escape together, but suddenly shot and wounded their men. They used the wounded to drag the arrow monster. Candace was also shot by them. If she wasn’t wearing a bulletproof vest, she would have died long ago, so she would have run away with the team!”
“She still has the face to say that we are sinister. If we hadn’t suddenly barged into the mall, those survivors would have been tricked to death by her …”
Chen Guangda shook his head in disdain. Cui Er added, “She doesn’t know what’s going on, but she says they’re occupying an amusement park near Liangshan. They call it Luoge Campsite. The U.S. Troops stationed there are remnants of the 2nd Infantry Division. There are also some Marines, about 2,000 of them, of course!” “There are also baton soldiers working for them!”
“Two thousand American soldiers, their combat strength is very strong …”
Chen Guangda rubbed his chin and instinctively looked at Cui Er. Unexpectedly, Cui Er smiled embarrassedly and said, “Hehe boss! Don’t look at me like that. Actually, I’m not an American. I pretended to be an American dark chocolate girl. Actually, I’m a Nigerian. Even if you kill all those Americans, it’s none of my business!”
“But they also have a lot of black people …”
Li Tingyu was very considerate of him, but Cui Er didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. “My God! Are all the black people in the world brothers? Are they Asian? I didn’t see you being polite to them. Don’t worry! I’m a loyal corpse collector in Mining Town, so I definitely won’t betray the organization!”
“Wang Zhi! Come in and tell me about yourself …”
Chen Guangda extinguished the hard-to-smoke Korean cigarette and shouted, ‘”Actually, I am an intern of an entertainment company. I have been in Korea for more than seven years. Before the apocalypse, I took on a dragon costume to play the role of a Korean policeman. Who knew that everyone would treat me as a real policeman after the accident? In order to survive, I can only pretend to be a real policeman!” Wang Zhi quickly pulled open the door and walked in.
“Haha ~ So the two of us are in the same industry. I’m also an actor …”
Little Sissy instantly became excited, and Wang Zhi started chatting with him excitedly. However, Chen Guangda slapped the back of his head and scolded, “I told you to explain the problem, not to talk about gossip. If my guess is correct, you should have stayed in more than one camp, right?”
“Yes! I’ve been to two camps and two gathering places before and after, but I’ve either been flattened by the living corpses or destroyed by humans …”
Wang Zhi rubbed the back of his head and sighed dejectedly. “I pretend to be a Korean policeman to survive. You’ve never stayed here without knowing what’s going on. It’s up to the Americans. Whoever is white here is a foreigner. Second-class citizens are Koreans and Japanese. Our Z people are like slaves here. Even Ah San of India dares to bully us!”
“Damn it! It’s fine if Bang Zi is treated like a lackey. Why would Little Japan dare to be so arrogant …”
The eyes of the group of warriors instantly turned red. Everyone clenched their fists to the point of creaking. However, Wang Zhi sighed, “Because the Japanese also have US troops stationed in Japan, they withdrew a large number of people during the disaster. They also have scientists to help the US military research the virus. We are alone here, and the clubs and ghosts did not want to see us. Now they are bullying us even more, so I am really forced to pretend to be Korean!”
“Then your acting skills aren’t bad either. Previously, you swore that you would protect the dignity of the police …”
Wang Dafu looked at him mockingly, but Wang Zhi helplessly said, “Actually! Ordinary people are fine, no matter if it’s Korean or Japanese. They know that I’m from Z, but they didn’t report it. They even helped me avoid a few killings. The ones who are really bad are those powerful people, so I want to go back and repay them!”
“Luoge Campsite, have you ever been there? Tell me about the situation there …”
Chen Guangda’s expression darkened. However, Wang Zhi shook his head and said, “I’ve never been to Luoge Campsite. I’m afraid that people will find out who I am. I’ve heard all about it. However, Luoge Campsite is the largest camp in South Korea. There are almost no living people in Seoul. There are about 50,000 to 60,000 people living in Luoge Campsite, and there are many small camps nearby.”
“The situation is similar to ours. They are all subordinates of the small city under the big city …”
Wang Dafu turned to look at Chen Guangda, and Chen Guangda said in a low voice, “The whereabouts of the expeditionary army are unknown. Judging from the two important women they took away, I’m afraid that what they stole is not related to the mission. But since we’re here, we can’t return empty-handed. Whether the expeditionary army is still alive or not, we have to continue to complete the mission!”
“Not only will we complete our mission, we will also liberate our compatriots here. What right do those bastards have to bully our Z people? If they are annoyed, we will send fighter jets to bomb them …”
Brother Gou shouted angrily. The others also looked like they were united in their hatred. They wished they could rush over to the bastards now. Wang Zhi immediately asked excitedly, “Does our country still exist? Is there really an aircraft carrier coming? Can we evacuate our fellow citizens?”
“That’s not necessarily the case. In our eyes, our compatriots are divided into two types …”
Wang Dafu raised his two fingers in disdain. “The first is that even if you become a citizen of another country, “We will always admit that we are Chinese children. We will evacuate all of these people, and the second kind is fake foreign ghosts. If we die, we will not admit that they have anything to do with our country. We will directly drag these people to the seaside to feed the corpse fish. King of Yama will personally tell them who they are!”
“I’m from Z, I swear I’ve never slandered our country, I haven’t even changed my nationality …”
Wang Zhi hurriedly raised his hand and swore to the heavens, Chen Guangda immediately patted his shoulder with a smile and said playfully, “Don’t be so nervous. No matter what nationality you are from, the first thing we look at is character. Do you understand? You have already gained my initial trust. From tomorrow onwards, you will be our new guide. I will let you see how we liberate the Korean people!”
“A new guide? Where’s your previous guide …”
Wang Zhi subconsciously scanned everyone and suddenly realized that none of them could speak Korean. After Wang Dafu smiled and told them the cause of the old guide’s death, Wang Zhi immediately swallowed and said, “Alright! I … I will try my best not to let myself fall to death, oh no! I will definitely try my best to help you!”
“Alright! Everyone, get some rest and leave tomorrow morning at ten o’clock …”
Chen Guangda looked at his watch and saw that it was already two o’clock in the morning. He took Little Sissy to the bedroom. Everyone scattered to find a comfortable place to sleep. Who knew that Li Tingyu would also follow Chen Guangda into the bedroom? Chen Guangda immediately asked in surprise, “You don’t want to sleep with me, right? Don’t blame me if I deal with you in the middle of the night!”
“Dream on! You and Little Di sleep on the floor. This miss sleeps on the bed. Only the two of you don’t snore. Not only do those bastards snore, their feet stink even more than rotting corpses …”
Li Tingyu directly pushed Little Sissy to Chen Guangda and swaggered onto the bed. After shaking the dust off the blanket, she asked, “One last question. How did you know that Piao Meiyan slept with the kitchen knife man? I cheated her for a long time before she slipped out!”
“This is experience. After you meet a thousand green tea bitches, you can see what those little bitches are thinking at a glance …”
Chen Guangda laughed proudly. She picked up the blanket from the cabinet and threw it on the ground. She comfortably lay on the bed with Little Sissy, but Li Tingyu leaned on the bed and said, “Can you tell me who your three wives love the most? I think it’s Big Sister Da Mei, right? You’ve asked her out more times than Sister Qing and the others combined!”
“Are you sleeping or not? Get out of here and stand guard if you don’t sleep …”
Chen Guangda angrily turned off the camping lights. The room was pitch-black in an instant, but he soon heard Little Sissy exclaim, “Brother! Why are you stabbing me in the butt? You should go to bed. Who am I going to cry if you do it to me?”
“Li Tingyu! You’re really going up there as a fucking demon daddy …”
Chen Guangda grabbed Li Tingyu’s little hand angrily and slapped her on the buttocks. Li Tingyu giggled and didn’t say anything, but soon she blew in Chen Guangda’s ear, “Come on up if you want. As long as you dare to admit that you like me, I’ll let you drive my car!”
“Really?”
Chen Guangda crawled up from the ground, but just as he pressed down on the bed, he heard a “pa” sound. Chen Guangda immediately hugged his right hand and screamed miserably. Then, he angrily scolded, “Little bitch! You actually dared to put a mouse trap on me! If I don’t handle you today, I will be sorry to the people and the party!”
“Sleep, brother! Her period is protected from all poisons. If you want to get all your blood, go ahead …”
“Hahaha …”