From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 740
Chapter 740 There’s Someone Up There
“Hey! What the hell are you doing? Don’t act recklessly. If someone finds out …”
Yang Man was dragged along by Chen Guangda and didn’t know where to go. He only knew that this guy definitely didn’t have good intentions. However, the leaders of Cloud Mist City were almost all present tonight. If someone caught her, it would be a confinement. However, Chen Guangda let go of her disdain and said, “If you’re afraid, forget it. Anyway, I’m not the one who was photographed naked.”
“Hmph ~ Just die. I must avenge this …”
Yang Man’s alcohol strength seemed to have risen. He gritted his teeth fiercely and clenched his fists. Chen Guangda immediately snapped his fingers proudly and pulled her back to the VIP area through the side door. Then, he touched the back of the women’s toilet and laughed at Yang Man.
“Really? You don’t want to take pictures of her going to the bathroom, do you? That’s too disgusting …”
Yang Man frowned with disgust. However, Chen Guangda quietly rolled his eyes and stuck them under the shaking window of the women’s toilet like thieves. Immediately, he heard Hu Ying cursing angrily, “They cut off our financial path and didn’t say anything. They actually openly humiliated us. You are the eldest young master of the Huang Clan. How can you be bullied by a few smelly soldiers?”
“What do you want me to do? Shoot them in one shot? If they weren’t soldiers, I would have been killed long ago …”
Huang Yuren’s furious roar also came from inside. He didn’t expect the two of them to be in the women’s toilet. However, Huang Yuren also said ruthlessly, “Let them be arrogant for another two days. That brat Chen Tai doesn’t know the heavens and earth and has offended the old ghost. The old ghost has already gone to discuss with my father how to deal with that brat. I will definitely make him suffer even more than death!”
“Did you hear that? If you don’t bully people these days, they’ll have to bully you …”
Chen Guangda sneered at Yang Man. Following which, the lid of the septic tank was pulled off. A thick stench immediately pounced on his face. There were many fat maggots crawling inside. Yang Man immediately knew what he wanted to do. He quickly ran to bring a big bucket over and whispered, “Let me do it. I have never done such a bad thing before!”
“I knew you were an obedient girl. I’ll make you feel refreshed today …”
Chen Guangda scooped out more than half a bucket of excrement from the septic tank. He even untied his pants and pissed on them. Unexpectedly, Yang Man seemed to have gone all out today. Not only did she not have the slightest bit of shyness, she even whispered in a thieving voice, “Help me keep an eye on the wind. I’ll also give them some more ingredients!”
“Heh ~ Open! You look more and more like a corpse collector …”
Chen Guangda gave him a thumbs up in satisfaction. However, Yang Man’s alcohol tolerance was obviously not good. After drinking two glasses of wine, his courage began to grow fat. Chen Guangda turned around and walked to the side without peeping. Only after Yang Man finished his work did he turn around.
“Holy shit! It’s full. How long have you been holding it back …”
Chen Guangda didn’t know whether to laugh or cry as he looked at the plastic bucket. If this guy poured it down, he would probably drown Hu Ying alive. However, Yang Man blushed and said, “Isn’t there always something going on and there’s no time? Let them drink more if they want to. Drink those bastards to death!”
“Haha ~ Urinary …”
Chen Guangda smiled wickedly and quickly dragged a wooden box from the side to the wall. Hearing the two people in the toilet talking about the conspiracy, Yang Man immediately climbed up and secretly opened the shaking-head window. With a peek, he whispered, “Great! The two bastards are in a compartment. Hand me the dung bucket!”
“Take it easy, don’t pour it on my head …”
Chen Guangda carefully handed over the dung bucket. This bucket was estimated to weigh about 20 jin, but it wasn’t a problem for Yang Man, who had been training for a long time. In order to get revenge, the little girl didn’t find it dirty. She directly dragged the dung bucket up and placed it under the shaking window, stretching her head to find the best target.
“Wait! Let me get ready first …”
Chen Guangda hurriedly rushed up and turned on his phone. He saw Huang Yuren smoking in the cubicle while Hu Ying was changing clothes on the toilet seat. However, Hu Ying seemed to have noticed something as she looked back and forth. She saw the thieving heads of the two of them and immediately cried out in alarm, “There’s someone up there!”
“Pour!”
Chen Guangda suddenly pushed the dung bucket. Yang Man also forcefully flipped it in. With a loud crash, the entire dung bucket actually fell into Hu Ying’s head. The disgusting dung water and Huang Yuren rushed down, causing a couple of dogs and men to fall to the ground at the same time.
“Ah …”
Huang Yuren let out a miserable scream. His body was poured with feces and urine. He got up several times in a row and fell heavily back into the fecal water. However, Hu Ying could not even scream. She lifted the bucket on her head, as if she had jumped into a septic tank and swam. She opened her mouth and spat out a big mouthful of water from her mouth.
“Vomit ~”
Hu Ying suddenly spat out a fecal-yellow water column. It just happened to spit out Huang Yuren’s face. Huang Yuren immediately kicked her out and desperately grabbed her face, crying and howling. Not long after, she fell on the ground and vomited crazily with Hu Ying. She even spat out yellow bile water.
“Hurry up and catch them …”
A few bodyguards suddenly rushed in from outside the door. They saw two people outside the window. Chen Guangda quickly pulled Yang Man up and ran. However, Yang Man couldn’t run fast with high heels. Chen Guangda simply held her up and rushed out of the VIP area like a tornado. He dodged into a clip alley with a flash.
“This is awesome! This is awesome! She ate a mouthful of shit, hahaha …”
Yang Man had clearly never done such a wicked thing before. She hugged Chen Guangda like a madman and laughed heartily. Her face was filled with a wild horse-like madness. Even if her laughter broke out, she was still laughing desperately. The flower branches on Chen Guangda’s shoulder were trembling with laughter.
“Just how honest were you in the past? Why are you laughing like this when you did such a bad thing …”
Chen Guangda put her down mockingly and directly leaned her against the wall. Unexpectedly, the little girl stared at his eyes with incomparable fervor. An unprecedented impulse bloomed in an instant and hooked around his neck and shouted, “Don’t tell me I’m honest, I’m the worst bad guy!”
Yang Man suddenly kissed Chen Guangda on the mouth. On the contrary, he pushed Chen Guangda against the wall. His incense tongue went into his mouth almost recklessly. Chen Guangda, the old driver, was dumbfounded by her kiss. He could swear to the heavens that he had never thought of hitting on her. Normally, he only teased her because of his personality. Who would have thought that he would be pushed back by the little girl today?
Yang Man was still his brainless fan. Sleeping girl fans were still very wicked. However, the little girl didn’t know if she was really drunk or if she had already fallen in love with him. Anyway, Yang Man was unusual now. She was tangling her tongue with him like she was crazy. Her impulsive posture was as if she was going to devour him alive.
“Battle God! Take me, Battle God …”
Just as Chen Guangda was about to retaliate shamelessly, Yang Man, who was hugging his head tightly, murmured drunkenly. Chen Guangda immediately reacted. Little girl was really drunk. She treated this fake Chen Tai as Chen Guangda. Even though it was him, he still felt strange in his heart.
“Bell bell bell …”
The phone in Chen Guangda’s pocket suddenly rang, The ear-piercing ring woke Yang Man up. She immediately bounced away from Chen Guangda’s embrace like an electric shock. She bit her red lips in embarrassment and indignation and didn’t dare to look at him. However, Chen Guangda pointed to his phone and smiled bitterly. “It’s the detachment leader. It’s probably us. I’ll go deal with it first!”
“Don’t take the blame by yourself. If there’s anything else, let’s shoulder it together …”
Yang Man hurriedly raised her head to look at him, her face flushed red as if she was on fire. However, Chen Guangda wiped a little blood off his lips and said with a bad smile, “This can’t be your first kiss, right? I’m so excited that my mouth was bitten open. If I were to go to bed, I’m afraid you would eat me up!”
“Hateful! Don’t say …”
Yang Man stamped her little feet in extreme embarrassment, wishing she could find a crack to get in. Chen Guangda chuckled and turned around to walk out of the alley. Only then did Yang Man let out a long sigh of relief and leaned against the wall and smashed her head. She said with frustration, “What’s going on? How could I do such a shameless thing?”
“You are indeed shameless …”
Suddenly, an extremely cold voice came from the end of the alley, causing Yang Man to stiffen fiercely like a bolt of lightning. Looking at Liu Wenna walking over with an icy cold face, she hurriedly waved her hands helplessly, but Liu Wenna said coldly, “I’m not bullied enough by Hu Ying, am I? Even you are here to steal my man!”
“No, no! Listen to me, I … I’m really drunk …”
Yang Man waved her hand in shame. Her originally red face had already turned deathly pale. Unexpectedly, Liu Wenna slapped her face with her big mouth. Yang Man, who had always been extremely strong, actually covered her face and cried bitterly. However, Liu Wenna did not even show any sympathy. She coldly scolded “slut” and turned around to leave.
“Wu ~”
Yang Man directly covered her face and squatted on the ground. Liu Wenna’s “slut” cut into her heart like a knife. She had never thought that such a vicious word would be used on her, but what she did today was inexplicable. It was she who took the initiative to kiss Chen Guangda, tearing apart her 20-year-old self-restraint.
However, Chen Guangda did not know what was happening in the alley. The phone call was not from their detachment leader. When he arrived at the deepest room of the clubhouse according to February Red’s prompt, he immediately sighed without knowing whether to laugh or cry. He shook his head and bitterly smiled as he looked at the little woman in the imperial chair whose eyes were about to spit fire. “You sold me in the end!”
“Bah ~ You still have the nerve to say that I betrayed you. Do you have eighteen centimeters? I was exposed on the spot …”
Fei Yuehong pointed at the tip of his nose in embarrassment and indignation. However, Wang Annie screamed from the throne and plunged into Chen Guangda’s embrace. There was not the slightest bit of dignity left. However, Chen Guangda smiled embarrassedly and said, “A short two centimeters is more like it. The most important thing for a man is to be durable. If you don’t believe me, ask my eldest daughter!”
“Hehe ~ My father is a war god who can’t be defeated by a golden spear. He can’t even compare to him by 180 centimeters …”
Annie Wang hugged him excitedly. She was so happy that she almost exploded. She stood on tiptoe and was about to kiss him impatiently. However, Fei Yuehong rolled her eyes and said, “Alright! Director Wang, it’s not too late to complain after I leave. Let your master listen to this recording of the mole first!”