From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 730
Chapter 730 Battle Of Squadron
Chen Guangda did not wake up until noon. He touched someone who had already gone to bed to cool off. Only a pair of torn stockings were left beside the pillow. Chen Guangda was immediately depressed. Apart from Big Eyed Xia, who had the same urinary nature as him, the rest of his women were very enterprising. He could not even find anyone to kiss when he opened his eyes.
Li Cuo went to take care of her orphanage without guessing. The little girl was more concerned about her child than him. Chen Guangda had to eat a little in the hotel alone. He went to the street to buy a mobile phone and went straight back to the military camp. He saw that their squadron was practicing. This was the lunch break. It was probably stimulated by last night’s unfair treatment.
“Don’t practice crawling forward, it’s not like I’m letting you guys go to war …”
Chen Guangda frowned as he walked over. Although the warriors were all training very seriously, the basic training was basically the same as the military. It was useless when dealing with the living corpses. It wasn’t like the living corpses wouldn’t be able to find you if they were lying on their stomachs.
He could only gather everyone together and say, “We are corpse collectors. We need to protect our families before we can defend against the enemy. We are not at the stage of a large-scale war with humans yet. All you need to do is focus on two points. The first is speed of reaction. The second is the use of battle formations. In the end, as long as you understand the characteristics of the living corpses, I guarantee that you will be the last to survive!”
“We’ve always been practicing battle formations …”
Yang Man looked at him out of breath. The little girl was already sweating profusely, and even the outline of her underwear had appeared. However, Chen Guangda waved his hand and said, “Your battle formation is too conservative. Go to the Corpse Claw Brigade and borrow a textbook. I’ll change it for you guys. Follow the method I taught you in the future!”
“Commander! I also want to practice …”
Liu Wenna pouted pitifully. She probably thought that her mission was to warm the bed. However, Chen Guangda glared at her and said, “Remember what you said about a row of female soldiers? If you were to take off your pants in a big battle, would you be able to make a living corpse surrender? Since you can’t leave this place, then train properly, unless you want to die!”
“Hahaha …”
The warriors let out a burst of loud laughter. Liu Wenna’s face immediately turned bloody red from embarrassment. However, Chen Guangda then said to the Wonderful Flowers Five, “Apart from the few points I just said, give me the greatest degree of familiarity with each other’s abilities and habits. I want you to eat, drink, and sprinkle together. You can understand each other’s thoughts with just a single glance! Do you understand?”
“Boss! Look …”
Night Lotus suddenly signaled to Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda immediately turned around and looked back. He saw a squadron of people walking over arrogantly. Not only were they all wearing anti-corpse clothes, but the number of 3,000 people who killed you was even more than what they had configured. There were even quite a few Corpse Claw Spears and net guns that specialized in catching jumping corpses.
“Yo ~ Squadron Zhai! This is a big purse …”
Chen Guangda looked at Di Li Gao with a fake smile. Di Li Gao walked up and sneered, “We can’t just let you guys borrow money. Furthermore, when our squadron comes out, they won’t even pay interest. This is our weight in the hearts of the people. Who would have thought that the disciples who really protect our country would be able to tell at a glance!”
“Could it be that Young Master Huang gave you a loan …”
Chen Guangda looked at the other party playfully. Unexpectedly, Di Li snorted coldly and straightened his chest. He pointed at everyone in the 3rd squadron and said loudly, “If you guys are unconvinced, then compete with us. In half a month, we will have more points than who killed the living corpses. Not only will the losers have to wash the winner’s clothes, clean the dishes, and clean the toilets, but they will also guard the farm forever. Do you dare to compete?”
“Competition is competition! Who is afraid of who …”
The seemingly calm Yang Man exploded like a cannonball. Little Lady never retreated when she encountered something like this. However, Chen Guangda waved his hand and smiled, “It’s even more exciting than that. The losing side took off their equipment and gave it to the other side. They directly changed the name to Cannon Fodder Brigade. In the future, they’ll have to walk around us. Even if they shit, they’ll have to get out immediately!”
“Sure! But if you lose, all the female soldiers will have to come over and sleep with us …”
Everyone in Di Li Gao laughed lecherously and spun around the chests of Yang Man, Liu Wenna and the others with bad intentions. However, Chen Guangda turned his head to look at Yang Man. Who knew that Yang Man would actually shout, “If we lose, I’ll go and accompany you personally, but if you lose, you guys have to call me aunt!”
“Good! Overbearing …”
Di Li Gao shouted excitedly. Yang Man was also a famous military flower. Many people had never succeeded in kissing her. However, Li Tingyu walked over with two little female soldiers. She crossed her arms and asked with a smile, “Brother Gao, why are you playing so big? Can I also place a bet?”
“Haha ~ Tingyu! As long as you buy me to win, I guarantee that you won’t lose …”
Di Li kissed up to Yang Man. Although Yang Man was also very beautiful, Li Tingyu covered her up the moment she appeared. Little ladies’ arrogant and elegant temperament was something that ordinary people could not learn. However, Chen Guangda also hurriedly shouted, “Listen to Yu! If you buy us to win, we are friends from a gathering place!”
“Ah Tai! It’s really not that my sister looks down on you. I know your tricks too well. If you really have the ability, you won’t let a few hundred living corpses run around. So, I can only apologize today …”
Li Tingyu shook her head and leaned gently against Di Li Gao’s embrace. Di Li Gao was so happy that he almost jumped up, but Li Tingyu also said, “If you have the ability, you will win against Brother Gao. As long as you win, I will be blind. But now, I want to bet fifty cartons of cigarettes with you. Do you dare to take the tray?”
“Damn it! You ungrateful little bitch, how much daddy will take today …”
Chen Guangda glared at Li Tingyu angrily. However, when he shouted, he immediately attracted almost all the officers and soldiers in the camp. These bored soldiers were afraid that there would be no fun to watch. Everyone immediately began to gamble when they heard that they were playing so much. Although the army clearly forbade money gambling, they could not stop the continuous smashing of cigarettes, drinks, and other things.
“Chen Tai! When the time comes, don’t go back on your word …”
Li Tingyu proudly pointed at Chen Guangda and left like a proud swan surrounded by the entire squadron. Di Li Gao followed behind to invite her to the movies, but Monk Hua couldn’t help but drool, “Wow, this girl is really nice. Her waist is so beautiful that it can’t be cured!”
“What exactly? You’re such a slut. You’ve been coquettishly seducing people all over the place just a few days ago. You must have been the goddaughter in the past …”
Liu Wenna angrily kicked a rock away, her eyes filled with incomparably strong jealousy. However, Lan He casually said, “This girl is definitely not the goddaughter’s, but she must be bisexual. This kind of woman is the most difficult to deal with. If she is not careful, she will provoke a coquettish body!”
“Yoho ~ Not bad eyesight …”
Chen Guangda looked at Lan He in surprise. Sure enough, this brat didn’t fool around in the casino in vain. His judgement of people was not ordinary. However, Yang Man raised her notebook to the side. It was filled with bets placed by the officers and soldiers. She said worriedly, “You took so many bets in one go. If we lose, our family will really be ruined!”
“What the hell am I afraid of! I don’t need to sleep with anyone anyway, but you’re still a virgin …”
Chen Guangda laughed wickedly. Yang Man immediately blushed and smashed the notebook on him. But Liu Wenna grabbed Chen Guangda’s arm and said dejectedly, “You don’t want me to sleep with him, do you? Are you sure?”
“I’m confident that it’s useless. I need all of you to work hard together. You don’t want to sleep with others or lose your fortune. Just do it properly in these ten days …”
Chen Guangda pushed Liu Wenna away and scanned everyone. There were a total of 200 officers and men in the squadron, but at this moment, they were all a little dumbfounded. Chen Guangda was playing too big a game. If he lost, they would lose all their wealth. Most people were more optimistic about the squadron. One had to know that almost all of the squadrons were experienced veterans.
…
Almost everyone was practicing crazily for the next ten days, The male soldiers didn’t want to lose without pants, and the female soldiers didn’t want to be toyed with in vain. Chen Guangda didn’t even take a step out of the barracks gate. He led the soldiers to drill or attend classes day and night. He practically taught them everything they had learned. However, it was not up to them to decide how much they could absorb.
Actually, the army welcomed this kind of big competition. The captain even personally gave them support. He almost wanted a car, a gun, and a gun. In any case, the more living corpses killed, the better. However, the captain still made a shameless request. Half of all spoils of war had to be given to the military headquarters, and the rest had to be paid a tax in the city.
“Grandpa! If we don’t set off, the day lily will be cold. There are only three days left …”
This afternoon! Monk Hua and the others looked at Chen Guangda with a worried expression. The 1st squadron went out hunting almost every day. The corpse heads and jumping corpses were pulled back like carriages. The increase in points was as frightening as the old Tiger Machine. Only the 3rd squadron stayed at home all day and practiced hard.
“How many points do they have …”
Chen Guangda casually sat on the parallel bars. Monk Hua immediately raised his five fingers and said, “It’s more than 5,000 points. Just the little living corpses killed more than 3,000, and the other one accumulated 200 points of jump corpses. They also finished three of them, let alone Bloody Mary and the Elf Monster. We won’t be able to defeat them unless we go out and beat the Jump Corpse King!”
“How many points did the Seven Strokes Fat Corpse King accumulate …”
Chen Guangda turned around to look at him, but everyone was stunned. However, Yang Man said, “Are you joking? If we meet the Fat Corpse King, will we still be alive? Those things were all killed by missiles. Only wargods have a record of fighting the Fat Corpse King one-on-one!”
“Creak ~”
Before Yang Man could finish his sentence, a few military cards arrogantly opened the school grounds. Two jumping corpses were thrown out of the carriage, but one of them caused everyone to exclaim in shock. It was actually a five-bar green leather jumping corpse. Yang Man even cried out involuntarily, “Damn it! Five bars, this one is only 5,000 points!”
“Yang Man! Are you ready? You guys are definitely going to lose …”
Di Li Gao arrogantly jumped out of the car and proudly sized up Yang Man’s entire body. Yang Man’s pretty face instantly turned pale. Then, he angrily glared at Chen Guang and shouted, “Are you going to leave or not? If you don’t leave, I’ll bring someone out now!”
“What’s the hurry! I ordered a few hairy crabs and haven’t eaten yet …”
Chen Guangda casually jumped off the parallel bars and snorted at Little Qu as he left. However, Di Li Gao leaned forward and smiled at Yang Man, “I heard that this is the first time that you’re here, right? Which hotel do you like to tell me? I’ll definitely be very gentle. Remember to wear sexy underwear! Hahaha …”