“What kind of weird thing are you doing …”

In the meeting room of the 3rd squadron, all the soldiers in the 3rd row were present, but Yang Man frowned in displeasure. Apart from Little Sissy, who she already knew, there were five freaks standing in front of her. Not only was there a woman who smelled like dirt, the others were either stupid or had vulgar expressions on their faces.

“Everyone has known Sun Di since this morning. I just transferred him from the Cultural Group to help me. The rest of you can introduce yourselves one by one …”

Chen Guangda hugged Little Sissy’s shoulder and retreated to the side. “My name is Jiang Xinlian. I used to be Sister Li’s number one lady in Huajie Alley. The guests like to call me Bitch Lotus because I dare to play any moves. My specialty is not to be afraid of death or shame. Half a month ago, I used a knife to cut my husband, but the police caught me before I killed him!”

“Why did you chop off your husband …”

Liu Wenna looked at her in shock. Unexpectedly, Jiang Xinlian’s eyes suddenly became moist. However, she said coldly, “I was risking my life to pick up the guests because I wanted to save my son. I needed a lot of money to send him to Mining Town for surgery, but my husband, that bastard, lost the money I saved. On the day I cut him, the doctor told me that my son passed away because he didn’t have an operation in time.”

“Your husband is really too beast. This kind of beast should be chopped to death …”

Yang Man gritted her teeth and cursed, His eyes turned red with Jiang Xinlian. However, Chen Guangda walked forward and said, “We are not in a miserable meeting. There are many people who are even more miserable than you. However, if you want to get revenge on your old gazette and buy a good graveyard for your son, you have to follow me well. I told you to take off your pants and you are not allowed to go to bed. You are not allowed to stand there. Do you understand?”

“Yes! But I want to see my son first. He’s still lying in the funeral home …”

Jiang Xinlian’s tears finally flowed out of her eyes. Chen Guangda nodded and stuffed the cigarette in his hand into her mouth. He then said, “From today onwards, you will no longer call me Bitch Lotus. I will name you Night Lotus. It will only bloom in the darkness. When dealing with enemies, you must kill them with the most vicious methods as if you saw your husband!”

“Yes! I will definitely satisfy you …”

Jiang Xinlian shouted with all her might. Her gaze was even more ferocious as if she wanted to eat people. After she retreated, Big Baldy followed suit and said in a low voice, “My name is Shitty Qiang!” “It’s the name the squadron leader gave me just now. My unique skills are the Iron Sand Palm and the Throwing Knife. I can kill a cow with one palm because I have to eat at least twenty steamed buns in a meal. I don’t have the money to buy steamed buns before I can join the army!”

“Ooh ~ You can’t afford to feed an army like this …”

Everyone looked at him in shock, but Shitty Qiang only grasped his head and laughed foolishly. However, a tall, thin and handsome young man walked out and bowed elegantly, saying, “Despise Lan He!” “From Taiwan, the treasure island of our motherland, graduated from the prestigious University of Cambridge in England, a senior member of the International Mensa Club. I am proficient in six foreign languages, namely the United States, China, Japan, Russia, Korea and Latin, and …”

“Pa ~”

A big mouth suddenly landed on Lan He’s face, directly spinning Lan He around. Shitty Qiang, who was slapping him, raised his palm high and looked at him dumbly. However, Chen Guangda, who commanded him, spat out a mouthful of smoke and said indifferently, “I’ll give you another chance to say it again!”

“Oh ~”

Lan He covered his face with grievance. Half of his face was probably numbed by Shitty Qiang, ‘”My name is Lan He, I’m from the suburbs of Shanghai, nicknamed Movie King. I dropped out of high school before I graduated from high school. I followed my relatives to work in underground casinos, then went to Macau as a stacker and went to Las Vegas for a few years. My specialty is quick hands and winning every gamble. I’m also proficient in five languages …” he said awkwardly.

“Pa ~”

Shitty Qiang pulled out his big mouth and directly slapped Lan He on the wall, but he shouted angrily, “I’m really good at five fucking languages, Chinese, English, Cantonese, Minnan dialect, and the most difficult Chaoshan dialect. What the hell is this language?”

“F*ck! Then this daddy can speak Henan dialect …”

Monk Hua raised his middle finger in disdain, Lan He could only laugh embarrassedly and stand back. Then, a thieving fellow stood up and nodded his head with a wretched smile on his waist. “My name is Kuang Yongcai, nicknamed Scholar. My specialty is unlocking. I can handle any locks and surveillance equipment. When I got drunk that day, I picked up a tank and got caught when I hit a tree!”

“You just have to say that you are a thief. You don’t have to guess that you are a thief …”

Brother Gou looked at this brat in confusion. However, Chen Guangda smiled and said, “I have checked your information. You are known as the Shadowless God Thief. Your highest record is sneaking into the Lu Hang base. You peed on the helicopter and were not caught. However, you were beaten up by the pilot at home because they were afraid of losing you.”

“I … I was drunk too. I didn’t know the heavens and earth when I was drunk, and my brain started to heat up when I was bitten by someone …”

Kuang Yongcai nodded awkwardly, but Chen Guangda waved his hand and said, “No! Your shortcoming is not only that your brain is hot, but that you are too much of a thief. Once you get in the car, you can guarantee that everyone will cover their wallets. But look at Lan Yingdi, he also stole things like a young master!”

“Apart from stealing cards, I never steal anything. I swore a poisonous oath to my mother …”

Lan He suddenly jumped up and shouted loudly. Who would have thought that the scholar would suddenly take out a pile of things from his pocket and throw it on the table with disdain, “Please don’t insult my reputation as a Divine Thief. My disciple is even better at stealing than him. He’s not even worthy of stealing things for me. Other than not gambling, I can steal his underwear without letting him know!”

“You’re a fucking thief if you steal you again. The casino won’t even let you through the gate …”

Lan He snatched the things on the table with shame and indignation and stuffed them into his pocket. Chen Guangda waved his hand and said, “Little Di! I’ll leave this kid to you to train. You’re a professional actor. I want him to stand up straight in a week’s time. If he can’t do it, I’ll send him to guard the vegetable field and let him receive his pension in advance!”

“Alright! It’s on me …”

Little Sissy jumped up arrogantly. The scholar could only nod bitterly. “My name is Lin Daihui, nicknamed Lin Dapao. Before I retired, I used to dismantle bombs in the army. After I retired, I worked on engineering blasting. I was proficient in all kinds of directional blasting and bomb dismantling, because … I was caught here because I was forced into prostitution!”

“Scum! People like you should be shot …”

Yang Man immediately pointed at him angrily, but Lin Dapao shouted angrily even more than her, “I was fucking tricked by those little bitches, okay? If they were caught running a business without a license, just say that I forced them to do it. I’m just collecting protection money from them. Who needs to force so many bitches into prostitution?”

“Pa ~”

Lin Dapao suddenly got a big mouth from Shitty Qiang and nosebleed flew out. He immediately looked at Chen Guangda with a face full of sorrow, but Chen Guangda pointed at him and said coldly, “Who allowed you to talk to your superiors like this? You were at least discharged from the regular army. If you continue to speak like this, I will transfer you to guard the vegetable field tonight!”

“I’m sorry, Commander, I … I was wrong …”

Lin Dapao shrank back in horror, covering his face and not daring to let another one go. However, Yang Man looked at Chen Guangda and said coldly, “Team Chen!” “As a subordinate, I should have respected your decision, but this time, you’re really too ridiculous. What’s the use of getting a bunch of scum like this? Liars, fools, thieves, whores, women and hooligans are all here for you. Do you still expect such a bunch of people to kill living corpses?”

“Of course I don’t expect them to kill living corpses, but our enemies are not just living corpses …”

Chen Guangda proudly spat out a mouthful of smoke at her. Yang Man immediately waved his hand in shame and indignation. Chen Guangda then stood up and said, “Platoon Leader He Wei has been captured with Snob Wang, so I discussed it with the squadron leader and asked Monk Hua to replace Lin Zhiling as vice squadron leader. Lin Zhiling will be transferred to another squadron!”

“Hehe ~ I’m finally proud. I must kill those bastards …”

Monk Hua immediately rubbed his hands and laughed sinisterly. A bunch of Big Baldy also laughed mischievously. Chen Guangda nodded and said, “Those garbage will definitely be cleaned up. However, I plan to scatter all ten rows of people. One, two, three rows are elite rows, four, five, six, seven rows are ordinary rows. The last three are cannon fodder rows. The most dangerous farms will be guarded by them in turns. If you don’t want to die, try to climb up!”

“Mm! That’s a good idea. It coincides with the strategy of the War God when he first established the corpse collector. It can pick out the worms that are waiting to die and stimulate the motivation within the squadron …”

Yang Man nodded in agreement, but Chen Guangda coughed awkwardly. In fact, he only had a few brushes in his stomach. He couldn’t even do anything unusual, but he suddenly took out a piece of paper and said, “You five rookies press your fingerprints on it. After pressing, we’ll go eat!”

“Borrowing slip? Why do we have to press a palm print on the borrowing slip? Furthermore, it’s worth 100,000 yuan …”

Lan He looked at Chen Guangda in shock, but Chen Guangda gently waved his hand. Shitty Qiang immediately grabbed his hand and placed it on the paste. He left a big red fingerprint on the IOU. Lan He immediately shouted, “Are you soldiers or robbers? Why did you let us use the money you borrowed?”

“Do you think the corpse collector is some kind of regular army? This place is originally a bandit nest …”

Chen Guangda spread out his hands and chuckled, but then he said, “This is the equipment money borrowed for you, a usury of fifty cents. However, if your training is satisfactory during this period of time, I will repay this money for you. However, if you fail, your death pension will belong to the creditors!”

“It’s not good for someone to borrow money to buy equipment. If you don’t press my button …”

Lin Dapao immediately pressed his palm on the IOU. The others also pressed it without saying a word. Chen Guangda picked up the IOU and flicked it, saying, “I forgot to tell you! I used your money to buy myself a Corpse Claw Spear and a Corpse Claw Dagger. The rest of the money is enough to buy you a bulletproof vest. You five can use two Corpse Claw Spears together!”

“Chen! Aren’t you too shameless? I’m not as shameless as you …”

“Shitty Qiang …”

“Commander, I was wrong. Ah …”