From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 725
Chapter 725 Special Talents
“F*ck! How are you going to play with this little bit of money …”
Chen Guangda sat in the squadron leader’s office and looked at the accounts helplessly. At this time, Liu Wenna had already become his full-time secretary. Not only did she wear beautiful makeup, she also wore a short skirt of a civilian female soldier. She brought a cup of tea and sat in his arms.
“We are not combat troops. We spent all our money and equipment on the Corpse Claw Brigade. However, we don’t need to go out on duty anymore. What should we do in the past? What should we do now?”
Liu Wenna flirted with his earlobes with her charming eyes. The buttons on his chest seemed to have been deliberately loosened. However, Chen Guangda pushed her aside and stood up. “It used to be before. I can’t be so poor when I’m here. It’s also very dangerous for my brothers to go out on patrol. If they don’t get some money to arm themselves, they’ll really risk their lives!”
“Then what should we do? Our entire detachment is very poor, and the detachment captain can’t give it to you …”
Liu Wenna had a helpless look on her face as she spread out her hands. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda directly pulled open the door and left with a single word to wash his butt. He could only ask his woman to lend him money now. Li Damei had a huge sum of money in her hands, so much money was enough to arm their entire team.
“I’ll go …”
Shortly after leaving the barracks, Chen Guang was stunned. In front of a large warehouse filled with people, Li Cuo and her sister was holding large spoons to fill them with rice and noodles. The two sisters were already busy with sweat, but there were at least a thousand people lined up outside. On top of the warehouse was a large banner-poor families were getting free food.
“Remember! These are all given to you by the War God. You must remember his kindness …”
As Li Cuo worked, he praised the glory of the war god, The thankful poor people kept shouting Long live the War God. When Chen Guangda walked over, he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Not only was the huge warehouse full of rice, there were actually many old clothes piled up like mountains. All the workers were busy, constantly distributing supplies to the people holding the poverty certificate.
“Yo ~ You still know how to come and look at me. Which little female soldier didn’t die on her belly …”
Li Cuo glared at Chen Guangda with his nose crossed, but then he pulled down two sleeves and walked into the alley beside him. After lighting a cigarette, he leaned against the wall and said disdainfully, “Come on, I know it’s bad if you smile so coquettishly. Don’t ask me for this hundred thousand yuan! I’m an iron rooster!”
“One hundred thousand is not enough, at least two million. I want to buy equipment for my brothers, something serious …”
Chen Guangda held a bag of money awkwardly. This was the first time he had ever asked his woman for money, but Li Cuo kicked him and scolded, “It’s easy for me to go back to Mining Mountain Town and ask your wife for money if I don’t have any. It’s easy for me to sing and dance again to earn some money from my enemies. If I give you another hundred thousand, get lost, I’ll actually piss you off. You’re so beautiful!”
“Forget it! I’ll give it back to you. I’ll earn it myself …”
Chen Guangda gave her the money in a bad mood, but Li Cuo spread out his hands and said, “It’s really gone! I bought two warehouses of supplies and even opened a relief home. I adopted hundreds of children. I was afraid that you would have something to do with this 200,000 yuan. If not, I’ll help you ask Fei Yuehong to borrow it. You don’t have to owe me anything!”
“Forget it! It’s hard to explain why you suddenly have a large sum of money. I’d better think of a way myself. You can give the children more nutrition with this money …”
Chen Guangda did not hesitate to refuse. He wrapped his hands around Li Cuo’s waist and whispered something into her ear with a perverted smile. Unexpectedly, Li Cuo scolded her with a reproachful tone, “Get lost!” “I’m sleeping with Nian Nian now. You still want her to watch us do our work? Wait until I’m free to buy a house. Anyway, there are so many female soldiers waiting in line to serve you. Aren’t you afraid that you won’t have nowhere to vent your anger?”
“Pah ~ I’m not that kind of person. I just want you two sisters …”
Chen Guangda heavily kissed her lips and took advantage of her to leave proudly. He saw Jiang Zhiyang of the Corpse Claw Squad walking past slowly. He was holding a little slut like a hooligan. He immediately greeted her and said, “Jiang Zhiyang, let me ask you something!”
“What Jiang Zhiyang, call him Commander …”
Jiang Zhiyang straightened her chest proudly. Chen Guangda saw that this guy had actually become the captain, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and hugged him. “Let me ask you something serious. Is there a place nearby that can handle supplies? There are more materials that aren’t too dangerous. Brother is really poor and crazy!”
“I think you’re crazy. We don’t know how to go to such a good place …”
Jiang Zhiyang rolled her eyes at him with disdain. Then, she took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it for herself. She shook her head and said, “We’ve already cleaned out this place. Even cockroaches have been caught to eat. The rest of the place is either extremely dangerous or worthless. Just like Golden City, although there are a lot of supplies left inside, they will die if they go.”
“Golden City? Didn’t all the monsters in Golden City escape?”
Chen Guangda looked at him in astonishment. He met Ai Ning in the Northeast. Ai Ning had already brought the monster army north, but Jiang Zhiyang said, “Who told you that we killed a few small monsters last week? That shell was as hard as steel. Even fools in Golden City knew that it was a forbidden area for humans. Otherwise, my boss wouldn’t have retreated back then!”
“You can brag. If Chen Guangda were your boss, you would have gone north long ago …”
Chen Guangda grabbed his cigarette and ran away. This guy was too good at blowing. There were no relatives he didn’t dare to climb. However, Ai Ning’s army of monsters was indeed terrifying. But logically speaking, she had already gone north. There was no reason for her to leave behind a bunch of monsters to look after the house. She chose to stay in Golden City just to eat people.
“Could it be that I gave birth to a child there?”
Chen Guangda scratched his chin and unknowingly returned to the barracks. After thinking for a while, he went to the commissary to buy a good cigarette clip. He found the recruit instructor Cao Yufeng and said, “Old Feng! I have great use for getting me some elite recruits. Anyway, the people patrolling the city don’t need good materials. Take this cigarette!”
“There are no elites among the recruits. Even the elites were snatched away by the Corpse Claw Brigade …”
Cao Yufeng accepted the cigarette without any hesitation. He whistled and gathered all the recruits. Hundreds of recruits immediately stood in a row out of breath. Cao Yufeng said, “Help yourself, but don’t expect anything. These are the worst recruits I’ve ever brought. The fighter jets in the garbage are talking about them!”
“Ah? Doesn’t this kid know how to see through …”
Chen Guangda curiously hooked his fingers. A handsome white guy immediately nodded and bowed. Unexpectedly, Cao Yufeng said disdainfully, “He knows how to brag. This kid is on the blacklist of all the casinos. After disguising himself and sneaking into the casinos, he was discovered. He wanted to cut off his hands before running to join the army!”
“Casino people won’t let me in if they can’t catch me cheating. Isn’t this a rascal …”
“If you can guess how many cigarettes there are, not only will I let you leave the demon training, I will also let you enter our squadron to receive your salary and sleep in the room with the female soldier!” Chen Guangda said with interest after pulling out the cigarette from his pocket.
“Then there’s no need to guess, just five …”
The young man grabbed the cigarette case in Chen Guangda’s hand and opened it in front of everyone. Indeed, there were only five cigarettes inside. However, Chen Guangda was shocked and asked, “Where did you hide the cigarette? I just saw it on the street. There are at least seven cigarettes inside!”
“Hehe ~ Commander! He’s here …”
The young man suddenly pulled out two cigarettes from Chen Guangda’s ear. Not only did he pick up one, he also lit the cigarette with a silver kerosene lighter. Who knew that Chen Guangda would touch his pocket and shout, “F*ck! When did you steal my lighter? You’re a three-handed brat!”
“Commander, don’t misunderstand. I, Lan He, have never stolen anything. It’s just a joke …”
The young man raised his hand proudly. His hand was waving Chen Guangda’s watch. Chen Guangda was completely convinced. He waved his hand and made him stand behind him. He pointed at Big Baldy and said, “You are the monk who knows how to use the Iron Sand Palm, right? Is he also a false tooth?”
“Bullshit monk! He is a martial artist. Although his martial arts skills are not bad, his brain is not good. At most, he is an idiot who acts as a meat shield. Our corpse collectors don’t want such a character the least …”
Cao Yufeng expressionlessly shook his head. However, Big Baldy was covered in tendon flesh. He was 1.9 meters tall and looked very powerful. Even though his wooden face was filled with indescribable foolishness, Chen Guangda punched him on the chest and said, “Do you want to hang out with me? If you want to hang out with me, go to the middle of the school grounds and take a shit for me to see!”
Big Baldy ran away without saying a word. He actually squatted in the middle of the school grounds and took off his pants. In front of everyone, a big fart blew up. A bunch of veterans immediately cursed and wanted to rush over to beat him. However, Chen Guangda shouted loudly, “Smash them with shit. After smashing you, you’ll be mine!”
Sure enough, Big Baldy jumped up from the ground without even lifting his pants. He picked up a bubble of shit and smashed it fiercely. Several veterans immediately threw themselves backwards, causing the crowd to scatter in fright. Several veterans hurriedly scrambled away, not daring to look like fools anymore.
“What’s the use of a fool like you …”
Cao Yufeng grinned miserably, but Chen Guangda pointed at a brat and told him to go up to take a bath. Unexpectedly, the other party waved his hand in panic. Thus, Chen Guangda spread out his hands and smiled, “See? This is the benefit of a fool, let alone a fool who can beat him up!”
“Commander! Do you want me to go up and give you a soak …”
A handsome young woman suddenly stood up. Her curvaceous figure was very hot, and without waiting for Chen Guangda to agree, she directly jumped onto a stone pier. She actually took off her pants and prepared for it. Chen Guangda hurriedly waved his hand and said, “I’m looking for a warrior here, not someone to be shameless. However, tell me what your specialties are.”
“You’re shameless and you don’t want to die. Even if you let me eat shit, I’ll show you …”
The young woman raised her pants and looked at him coldly. Cao Yufeng said in a low voice, “She has a lot of guts. She went into the Living Corpse Alley and started to play with her life. Her attacks were especially black. There was no rules and regulations, but she was beaten randomly. Moreover, she was a prisoner brought in by the police station, so she needed special attention to prevent her escape.”
“What do you wish for …”
Chen Guangda folded his arms and looked at her. He did not ask her what she had done. The young woman’s somewhat crazy gaze finally had a ripple. She clenched her fists and said fiercely, “I want to kill my husband. As long as you can help me kill him, my life will be yours!”
However, Chen Guangda shook his head contemptuously and said, “Killing people is very simple, but you have to let me see your value first. I won’t pay for a useless trash. You guys stand behind me first. I’ll try you tonight, idiots! Stop shitting, how much shit do you have!”