“What’s your name, where you came from, what kind of profession you used to be, what kind of martial arts or special abilities do you know …”

A female officer chewing gum sat in front of Chen Guangda. At this time, Chen Guangda and the others had already changed into old training uniforms. After a series of medical examinations, they were brought to this big tent. However, apart from the unlucky ones, there were actually quite a few people who volunteered to enlist in the queue to register.

“My name is Chen Tai. My hometown is Northeast Gourd Island. I used to be a taxi driver. Uh ~ I don’t know martial arts and I don’t know special abilities. But are you sure that someone knows this thing …”

Chen Guangda frowned somewhat inexplicably. Unexpectedly, the old lady coldly pointed to the side. She happened to see a Big Baldy suddenly jump up. “Bang!” A palm slammed onto the table, causing the thick wooden desk to instantly shatter. Then, she clasped her fists and shouted, “Shaolin’s ultimate technique, Iron Sand Palm, please teach me!”

“Very good! Join the Internal Defense Brigade. The table money will be deducted from his salary. Next …”

The registered male officer Yun Dan Feng gently brushed his military uniform. The teacup in his hand did not shake for a moment. Then, he saw another young man rushing forward and pointing his sword at his temple. Then, he stared at the officer and shouted, “Perspective! Sir, your underwear is a yellow-soled blue robot cat. There are 200 yuan hidden in your underwear!”

“I’ll go …”

Chen Guangda was dumbfounded as he looked at the group of people. These people were either extremely skilled or possessed powerful special abilities. Even Li Tingyu and the others were dumbfounded. The female officer seemed to have seen it for a long time. She chewed gum expressionlessly and said, “So you are nothing but trash. Congratulations!” He was accepted by the patrol brigade! ”

“Bang ~”

A big red stamp was stamped on Chen Guangda’s identity card. The vague words “patrol squad” were as thin as his character. However, Brother Gou also stood up bitterly and crooked. He saw that he was a piece of trash that had been divided into cannon fodder squads.

“Brother! They want me to go to the cultural troupe to sing the duet …”

Little Sissy walked over speechlessly and continued to scratch his head. However, Chen Guangda patted his shoulder and whispered, “Good job, the Cultural Group. It’s up to you to get in touch with the leaders. Don’t disappoint me!”

“Alright! Actually, I want to go to the patrol to kill a living corpse …”

Little Sissy sighed helplessly and could only follow an officer out of the tent. However, Li Tingyu also walked over with a smile. Chen Guangda saw that her identity card was actually green. He immediately asked in shock, “Why is your seal green? What did you tell them?”

Li Tingyu directly walked over and raised her ID card. It was stamped with the words “Logistics Department” and said happily, “Nothing much. They asked me what my special skills were. I said I played a good flute, and they let me serve the leaders in the Logistics Department. I heard that I got 600 yuan a month!”

“Damn it! Why didn’t you say you could lick a plate …”

Chen Guangda rolled his eyes at her angrily, but the little girl coquettishly wiggled her butt and left. However, Cui Er also stood up proudly and waved his hand with a playful smile. “Brothers, I’m going to the cafeteria to eat first. After dinner, they still want me to fly the plane. I’m so busy. I’m so busy! Haha ~”

“F*ck!”

Chen Guangda cursed in extreme embarrassment and indignation. He immediately began to stare at Brother Gou. It turned out that only the two of them were put into the cannon fodder brigade. However, Brother Gou asked in a very suspicious voice, “How come you don’t even know a trick? How did you become the boss of the corpse collector?”

“My ultimate skill is bragging, but this place is full of bragging. What can I do …”

Chen Guangda covered his face with tears-free tears. He could be considered to have discovered how capable the people here were. Almost all of them were able to get along with him. Either they had driven his car or they had given him a bath. His advantages and strengths could not be unleashed at all.

“Patrol garbage, listen up. I’ll give you a second to gather in front of me …”

A big black man suddenly rushed into the tent. Chen Guangda and the others immediately stood in front of him one by one. The two slow-witted fellows immediately received a few slaps from him and directly shouted in their ears, “Are you deaf or mentally retarded? Can’t you gather together to understand? Get down and do fifty push-ups for me immediately. You have to kiss my shoes every time!”

The two of them looked at each other bitterly and tilted their eyes. It was obvious that the big black man was glaring at them fiercely. The two of them could only lie down and do push-ups. They obediently kissed him back and forth on his feet. The few of them couldn’t help but burst into laughter. The big black man immediately glared at them and shouted, “Trash!” “What right do you have to laugh at others? Get down 50 push-ups for each of you!”

“Sigh ~ What bad luck …”

Brother Gou sighed and was about to fall to the ground. However, Chen Guangda grabbed him and shook his head at him with a smile. However, Big Black rushed forward and glared at him with a fierce smile. “Little boy! You don’t understand what I’m saying, do you understand? I told you to lie down and kiss my shoes. Do you understand?”

“Who the fuck are you? Why should I listen to you …”

Chen Guangda glared at him without fear and sneered contemptuously, “Is your belly full of fat still worthy of being an instructor? You are not even qualified to enter the patrol brigade. Moreover, your military uniform has no epaulettes or boots, and you smell of onion. If I’m not mistaken, you should be the chef here, right?”

“Uh ~”

The group of newbies who were doing push-ups were dumbfounded. They all looked up at Big Black in disbelief. Unexpectedly, Big Black suddenly laughed out loud. He pointed at Chen Guangda and said, “That’s right! I am the chef of the cafeteria. I have some unfortunate news for you. Those idiots who just did push-ups have no food to eat tonight!”

“You …”

The group of recruits immediately jumped up in anger. She rolled up her sleeves and wanted to beat him up, but someone suddenly opened the tent. A taller black man walked in and directly kicked the leading recruit to the ground. She said coldly, “Why didn’t you verify his identity before you did push-ups? Did he let you eat shit and you guys eat shit?”

“What a trap! Your corpse collectors are really too trapped …”

Brother Gou grinned and shook his head. He didn’t expect that he would be cheated twice when he first came here. However, Black Man took out his ID card and raised it in his hand. He said loudly, “Open your dog eyes and see clearly. I am your rookie instructor, Cao Yufeng. Gather at attention!”

The rookies were obviously scared, After carefully looking at his ID card, he quickly gathered, Cao Yufeng said, “This is a joke because we are not only fighting troops, we are also responsible for guarding the city gates. If the criminals enter and exit our city like they enter a public toilet, what sense of security do the citizens have? You have to maintain a skeptical attitude towards every stranger. Do you understand?”

“Understood …”

A group of people hurriedly shouted loudly. Chen Guangda also praised the other party in his heart. This method allowed the recruits to firmly remember this lesson. Cao Yufeng also shouted, “The idiot who was just cheated crawled to the training ground for me. The two who weren’t tricked did 50 push-ups and walked over, but they didn’t have any food either!”

“Why …”

Chen Guangda looked at the other party in surprise, but Cao Yufeng said coldly, “Because you don’t have a sense of collective honor, you only reminded your friends but didn’t remind your comrades. What are comrades? Comrades are good brothers who can block bullets for you, giving up comrades is equivalent to giving up yourself!”

“Understood! I’ll do …”

Chen Guangda fell down convinced and did push-ups with Brother Gou. Of course, he knew that he didn’t treat the people here as comrades in arms, and he didn’t even think about it. But from now on, he was just a recruit egg. Zi, everything he said and did had to be done from a collective point of view.

“Climb …”

Cao Yufeng strode out of the tent. Chen Guangda and Brother Dog, who had just finished their push-ups, hurriedly followed. A dozen recruits followed behind them bitterly. After they climbed all the way to the training ground, a loud laughter immediately came from the surroundings. There were not only male soldiers but also a large group of female soldiers. The faces of the recruits were red with embarrassment.

“Didn’t these two rookies fall for the trap …”

A female officer suddenly walked over and looked at Chen Guangda and the others in astonishment. Cao Yufeng lit a cigarette and said, “That pretty boy is quite shrewd. He can tell at a glance that something is wrong with Old Li, but he doesn’t know how capable and courageous he is. We can take care of him later.”

“Shoot! Come here! What are you looking at? I’m talking about you …”

The ugly female officer directly curled her fingers at Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda could only walk over for no apparent reason. Who knew that the other party would push his head and say, “I don’t care what your name used to be. Since you shaved off a bolt of lightning on your scalp, from now on you will be called dodging. Do you understand?”

“This is a scar, not lightning …”

Chen Guangda muttered with a depressed expression. This nickname sounded even more stupid than Chen Taidi, but the ugly female officer punched him twice in the chest, causing pain to Chen Guangda’s chest. However, the other party said with satisfaction, “Your muscles are quite strong. Have you ever killed a living corpse before? What’s the highest record?”

“There’s no need to worry about a dozen of them. On the way here, I killed two jumping corpses. If you don’t believe me, you can go ask the Corpse Claw Brigade …”

Chen Guangda raised his head in a very arrogant manner. What he needed to do now was to hurry up and get promoted. Otherwise, he wouldn’t even be able to leave the barracks if he stayed in the cannon fodder brigade. Who would have thought that the other party would suddenly sneer and say, “To paraphrase the words of our great war god, bragging without writing a draft is to play hooligan. If you can’t kill so many living corpses, I’ll let you see today!”

‘Damn it! When did I ever say that …’

Chen Guangda looked at the other party speechlessly, but the other party brought them to a large factory building. After opening the door, he actually directly lifted his foot and kicked him in. He smiled sinisterly and said, “Didn’t you kill two leaping corpses? Thirty small living corpses shouldn’t be a problem, right? It depends on your performance now! Hehe …”

“I didn’t say 30. Let me out quickly …”

Chen Guangda was about to rush out with a naked face, but the door of the factory closed with a rumble. When he suddenly looked back, a large iron cage was filled with living corpses. The ugly female officer also shouted from outside, “Open! Open! Rookies vs. Living Corpse Alley! Kill them all one hundred for one!”

“Damn it!”

Chen Guangda wiped his face without tears. This was the corpse collector he brought out. Sure enough, each one of them was more tricky than the other. They were simply a bunch of bats with chicken feathers inserted into them-none of them were good birds!