From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 707
Chapter 707 Homecoming
The air in the small mountain village was exceptionally fresh after the heavy rain, The fragrance emitted by the large area of fruit trees was even more intoxicating. However, this was an extremely bad day for someone who had a hangover. Li Tingyu was sitting on the bed dumbly in her underwear. She looked at the crumpled sheets with a worried expression. She didn’t know what the marks on them were.
“I’m so annoyed! Did you fall asleep or not …”
Li Tingyu fiercely scratched her head irritably, her hair turning into a chicken nest. She got out of bed angrily, put on her pants, put on a T-shirt, and left the room. She wandered downstairs like a female ghost. Seeing Chen Guangda and the others sitting in the courtyard for lunch, their faces turned red.
“You guys don’t want to go, do you? You know you’re leaving and you’re drinking? You want to die in Mount Cuiluo, right?”
Li Tingyu shouted in extreme embarrassment and indignation. Chen Guangda saw her as if he hadn’t seen her. In her eyes, it was clearly a guilty conscience. However, everyone suddenly looked at her in astonishment. Only Su Tong glared at her angrily and said, “You’re too drunk. We’ve all returned from Mount Cuiluo. When you get up, the day lily is cold!”
“Ah?”
Li Tingyu was stunned. She suddenly discovered that a huge helicopter was parked outside and that Ning Huan, who had been kidnapped, had returned. She was holding a steamed buns and eating happily. She immediately shouted angrily, “Why didn’t you call me? I can wake up after washing my face. Aren’t you too shameless?”
“Fortunately, you didn’t go. If you did, you would really die there …”
Chen Guang sighed without raising his head. The rest of them weren’t in high spirits. Li Tingyu immediately scanned the crowd twice and discovered that Yang Hao wasn’t in the courtyard. Instead, there was an unfamiliar man. However, Little Sissy held a jar and cried, “I… my master died in Mount Tsui Luo!”
“What? A-Hao is dead …”
Li Tingyu’s pretty face suddenly changed. Only then did she realize that she had really overslept. The cannon girl was clearly holding an ashtray. Li Tingyu’s tears almost instantly flowed down her cheeks. She covered her mouth and said painfully, “I’m sorry! I didn’t know this would happen. I shouldn’t have drunk!”
“Ai ~ You don’t have to blame yourself. We were intentionally drunk on you …”
Su Tong hurriedly walked over and hugged her. She comforted her helplessly, “But even if you go, you won’t be able to help us. We all came back from Mount Cuiluo after a near-death experience. If we hadn’t gotten the serum in the end, even Fifth and I wouldn’t have been able to return!”
“I don’t drink anymore, I don’t drink anymore …”
Li Tingyu buried herself in her arms and cried bitterly. She didn’t expect that things would change after a hangover. However, after she sat down and cried, she found that something was wrong with Chen Quan’s eyes again. She immediately cried out in alarm, “You … Why did you mutate? Didn’t you get the serum?”
“There are only three sera. I must take one back for research …”
Chen Guangda gently shook his head and looked at Chen Quan worriedly again. Although Chen Quan could eat and drink and still retained his original thoughts, there was still a seven-barreled corpse worm in his stomach after all. There was no need to mention the aftereffects. Just his masculine abilities were useless, and he could turn into mutated corpses at any time.
“You don’t have to worry about me. You can’t die without making out with women …”
Chen Quan abruptly poured down a large glass of beer and said in a rub-iron-like voice, “When I feel like it’s about time, I’ll get the serum injected. At least I have to save my strength to deal with the enemy now, but what I’m most worried about is Ah Fei. I’m really afraid that he won’t be able to suppress his desires and stand against us!”
“I believe Feizi, he definitely won’t do anything unconscionable …”
Chen Guangda sighed gloomily. He was more worried than anyone else when he said that. However, he continued, “Everyone, sleep well after dinner. When we wake up, it will be safer to fly at night. The eyesight of the Corpse Bird is as bad as that of a living corpse!”
“Are you planning to return to the Northeast? I’m afraid that I’ll be returning to Henan with Fatty and the others in a few days. We can’t really leave more than a hundred thousand people behind without asking …”
Xia Fei looked at him helplessly. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda shook his head and said, “I’ll send Old Zhou and the others back to the northeast first, and then directly return to the south by seaplane. No matter what, I have to settle things at home. Only then can I go to the northwest to find Liu Hao’s misfortune and see what this bastard is up to!”
“Tell me when you go to the northwest. I’ll accompany you to Blade Mountain Flame Sea …”
Zhou Shengwu gently patted Chen Guangda’s shoulder. After a life-and-death battle, the two of them immediately gained a kind of sympathetic friendship. However, Chen Guangda said, “I’ll leave the northeast to you. However, I suspect that Liu Hao has also placed people in the northeast. After you guys go back, check the inside for me. You absolutely can’t let those fellows take advantage of this!”
“Don’t worry! Not only should we investigate thoroughly, we should also spread out the intelligence network. We must not be as passive as before …”
Zhou Shengwu nodded without hesitation, but Xia Fei said proudly, “You stinking men are not as smart as our women. Sister Qing and I have already shared information. I even set up a special intelligence department called the coffin bearer. When we return, I will let them infiltrate the northwest!”
“Coffin bearer? Who gave you that disgusting name? You still have to carry the coffin after collecting the corpse, right?”
Chen Guangda shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. Even the “Corpse Collector” was just a joke he played with Lin Na. He had never thought that it would develop to such a scale. However, Wang Dafu hesitated and asked, “Are you sure Jessica is dead? That little bitch might have mutated as well. If she doesn’t die, then it’s a problem in his heart!”
“If she doesn’t die, let her die again. I don’t mind sending her to her death myself …”
Chen Guangda stood up with an indifferent expression. He instinctively turned around to look at the helicopter left behind by Lin Na and the others. Then, he said to Xia Fei, “After you return, contact Yan Xiaosao and tell her that I will eliminate the traitors in the Northeast. I will definitely return within two months so that she doesn’t have to worry about me!”
“You’re not going to secretly investigate her position, are you? I’m afraid she’ll give you a cuckold at home …”
Xia Fei laughed mischievously and said, “Although Sister Qing can’t cuckold you, her jealousy is not small. Back then, she even ate my jealousy. If she finds out that you raised a little wife outside and even made her pregnant, it’s hard to guarantee that she won’t use a knife to kill you alive!”
“Uh ~ You said that if I bring Da Mei back and have a good chat with her, you are also my wife …”
Chen Guangda looked at Xia Fei with fear on his face, but Xia Fei rolled her eyes at him and said, “If Li Cuo is really pregnant, I advise you not to come to the South for the rest of your life, at least not until Sister Qing is pregnant. Otherwise, you’ll have to wait for a corpse and two lives. Anyway, that’s what I thought back then. You can do it yourself.”
“This …”
Chen Guangda swallowed heavily and his cautious liver began to tremble unconsciously. However, he quickly turned to look at Li Tingyu. Li Tingyu immediately shouted, “What the fuck are you looking at me for? You want me to be a shield for Li Damei? I died in one slash! Do you still have any conscience?”
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“Wow! Fly! Fly!”
As Li Nian Nian’s pleasant cheers sounded, a seaplane finally flew into the sky with her help. It flew straight from the magnificent sea to the blue sky. However, Li Da Mei was filled with depression in the cabin. She could not help but curse, “Ah Xi!” “Can you be a little more cunning? You and Little Di add up to a cunning duet!”
“I think it’s quite handsome …”
Chen Guangda was very satisfied with his posture. His eyebrows had already turned into authentic Korean-style large sword-like eyebrows. His thin chin was also plump from the injection of hyaluronic acid. More ruthlessly, he went to open his eyelids overnight. After applying a little scorpion bug liquid, he turned into a pair of watery big eyes in a few minutes. Even if Yan Qing came, she might not be able to recognize him at a glance.
“I also think it’s quite handsome. Don’t you guys think it’s very similar to Wu Yifan …”
Li Tingyu sat on the side and held her chin happily. She was the one who got the plastic surgeon from South Korea. She did everything she wanted, shaving Chen Guangda’s hair into a big green. However, she immediately turned around and asked, “Big Mei! Are the results of the test out? Are you pregnant or not?”
“What the hell! Fu Yu said there was something wrong with his seed …”
Li Cuo hugged his arms angrily. Why was Chen Guangda unhappy? Fu Yu, who was at the side, said, “It’s not a problem. The Black Corpse Insect has been parasitic in his body for too long. It has changed his seed and is no longer suitable for reproduction with human women!”
“Ah? Then he won’t be able to have children in the future …”
Li Tingyu cried out in shock. Chen Guangda was also nervous. Who knew that Fu Yu would really nod his head and say, “As long as the Black Corpse Bug is still parasitic in his body, he will never be able to get people pregnant. If he wants to have a child, he can only get rid of that thing quickly and inject another tube of serum. His current situation can only make the mother pregnant!”
“Pa ~”
The makeup mirror in Chen Guangda’s hand fell to the ground. He looked at Fu Yu with astonishment on his face. Who knew that even Li Cuo and Li Tingyu would cover their mouths together. It took a long time for Li Cuo to say in shock, “Ai Ning said she was pregnant. It can’t be that she’s really your bastard, right?”
“Bullshit! How many times do you want me to tell you? I haven’t touched her since her corpse transformed. Even if she’s pregnant, she’s not mine!” Chen Guangda immediately shouted in embarrassment and indignation.
“But the seed’s survival rate can exceed 72 hours …”
Li Tingyu spread out her hands in ridicule. Chen Guangda immediately swallowed heavily, his face almost pale from fear. Then, he stiffly changed the topic and said, “Well … when we get there, Little Di and Brother Dog, follow me to the settlement camp. The rest of you will go to Mining Town with Fu Yu. There will be people there to receive you!”
“Mm! Brother Guang, thank you for everything you’ve done for us …”
Ding Lan’s eyes turned red as she looked at Chen Guangda. Although the environment of Binhai City was pretty good, it was still not comparable to the well-built Mining Town. Apart from Brother Dog and Cui Er, there were also a group of good friends from Little Sissy, such as Ning Huan. As for Big Eyed Xia and the others, they had already returned to Henan yesterday.
“Traitors! Wash your necks and wait for grandpa. I, Hu Hansan, am back!” Chen Guangda clenched his fists tightly as he stared at the distant south with a ferocious expression.