From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 680

Chapter 680 One Who Fails to Reach the Great Wall Is Not a Hero
The Great Wall is a well-known ancient military project, After experiencing more than 2,000 springs, summers, autumn, and winters, you will never be able to appreciate its majesty and grandeur without personally experiencing it. However, it is said that you are not a hero until you reach the Great Wall. When you arrive at the Great Wall, you are covered in sweat. It is really difficult to climb without someone familiar with it. When Chen Guangda and the others climb up with ropes, the sky will be dark.

“Aiyo, I’ll go! This Ancient Era’s people are really lucky to have fought a war …”

Chen Guangda panted heavily as he climbed up the Great Wall. The little brat in front of his chest was sleeping soundly. However, taking advantage of the last ray of light from the setting sun, he looked at the undulating mountain peak in front of him, as well as the endless dragon-like Great Wall. He couldn’t help but feel a surge of emotion.

Chen Guangda still remembered that he had seen a picture of the National Day Tour. The Great Wall was densely packed with countless heads, not inferior to the huge wave of corpses. But now, they couldn’t even see a ghost shadow. Suddenly, they felt as if they had the whole world. He immediately rushed to the battlements and shouted, “I’m the most handsome man in the world, am I not?”

“Right, right, right …”

A loud voice echoed throughout the valley, giving Chen Guangda the most shameless answer. Everyone immediately burst into laughter. They also rushed to the side and shouted happily. There were all sorts of shouts, but Su Tong suddenly shouted loudly, “Zhou Shengwu, I love you, I love you to death!”

Everyone suddenly turned around and looked at Zhou Shengwu. Many people didn’t know that Su Tong liked Zhou Shengwu, but Zhou Shengwu’s face turned red for the first time. However, he followed him to the battlement and shouted, “Susan! I love you too! As long as I can return alive, I will marry you!”

“Oh …”

Everyone immediately cheered, Even Zhou Shengwu’s subordinates were shouting desperately. Su Tong threw herself into his embrace excitedly and directly hugged him, crying loudly. However, Chen Guangda poked Li Tingyu with a playful smile and said with a bad smile, “You’re in a terrible situation now. Even the little lover who warmed the bed has changed her mind. Looks like you can only rely on cucumbers to solve your needs these few days! Hahaha …”

“Laugh at your sister. If you continue laughing, you’ll sleep with your wife …”

Li Tingyu kicked him in embarrassment and indignation. She turned around and ignored him angrily. However, their roars still attracted the zombies. They saw a group of zombies wearing charge suits running over, carrying bulging backpacks on their backs, or golden or brown hair. It seemed like they were foreign backpackers coming to camp.

However, there was no need for Chen Guangda and the others to make a move this time. Several survivors who were eager to perform rushed forward and chopped them up. They even turned them upside down from top to bottom. However, Chen Guangda lit up the flashlight and said, “Let’s go a bit further and find a flatter place to camp and sleep!”

A large group of people hurriedly followed Chen Guangda to the north. It must be very safe in this kind of place. Ordinary living corpses wouldn’t even be able to climb up. It would be easy to find a mutated living corpse, but Chen Guangda still didn’t dare to go too far. If he walked to the entrance of the scenic spot in a daze, the living corpses below would definitely rush up and ask them for tickets.

However, Chen Guangda’s worries were quickly frustrated. The section they climbed was actually the Great Wall of the Wild. It had never been developed or repaired. The ground shattered like a gravel road before they walked very far. After walking and climbing for more than an hour, they finally reached the edge of the scenic area. After crossing a warning sign, they reached the smooth road.

“Ha ~ Today’s luck isn’t bad. Even the tent has been prepared for us …”

Chen Guangda’s eyes suddenly lit up. He saw seven or eight colorful tents in front of him. There were also many backpacks, shoes and stockings that had been left behind. After two years of snow and wind, these things didn’t seem to have changed much. There wasn’t much dust in this fresh and deep forest.

“Come! Everyone put down your things and listen to me …”

Chen Guangda clapped his hands and gathered everyone together. He simply said, “The place we are going to has nothing to do with you, and we will not bring you along. So after we enter the mountain, if we encounter a village suitable for survival, you can stay. If we can come back alive, we will definitely send a helicopter to pick you up. Is there anything else wrong with everyone?”

Everyone immediately looked at each other with eager eyes. But soon, they all shook their heads. Chen Guangda had already done his utmost to be benevolent. It was impossible for them to have any more unreasonable thoughts. Thus, Chen Guangda clapped his hands and said, “Fatty, send them to stand guard and light a fire. However, first, count the number of people clearly. Don’t come out with a few more people at that time for no apparent reason!”

“I made it clear earlier. There are a total of sixty-two …”

Wang Dafu agreed and began to assign work. Chen Guangda also opened a tent. He saw that the contents of the tent were almost untouched on the mattress. Apart from the backpack of food and the kettle, there was also a SLR camera and a hand-operated horse lamp. After Chen Guangda shook the horse lamp a few times, the horse lamp quickly shone brightly.

Seven or eight lanterns were quickly taken out. Place one every two to three meters, The bright lights immediately dispelled the gloomy coldness and fear of the night. Everyone revealed expressions of relief. They removed their backpacks and began to solve their physiological problems. However, no one dared to run around in this pitch-black place. They simply split up and squatted on the battlements to water or water the dung.

Dozens of people squatted on the battlements together. It was obviously spectacular, Perhaps the soldiers stationed here a thousand years ago did the same thing, but they definitely didn’t have cameras at that time, let alone Chen Guangda. Just as everyone was enjoying nature, he secretly replaced the SLR camera with a spare battery. His eyes were as bright as Grandmaster Chen’s.

“Ka ka …”

A burst of intense light suddenly flashed past everyone’s buttocks. The girls immediately cried out in shock. A group of old masters also had astonishment on their faces. However, they saw Chen Guangda standing at the top with a SLR in his hand. He slapped fiercely at this rare scenery. That seeping and obscene smile was like a midnight color demon.

“You’re going to die, pervert …”

Li Tingyu shouted in embarrassment and indignation, Even Su Tong’s face was flushed red with embarrassment. She quickly picked up her pants and smashed Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda immediately ran into the beacon tower, giggling. He actually climbed to the highest point and pissed down. Li Tingyu, who was just about to chase after him, screamed and ran back, causing everyone to burst into laughter.

“Xia Fei! Why don’t you take care of your damned pervert? The Black Corpse Bug’s upper body is even more normal than his …”

Li Tingyu ran to complain in shame and indignation, but Xia Fei leaned lazily on her backpack and lit a cigarette. She chuckled and said, “I like him like this. It’s his nature to be unrestrained. Don’t you like him because of his personality?”

“What the hell? I … I like women. Who cares about this pervert …”

Li Tingyu ran away in a panic. She directly went into the tent and didn’t dare to see anyone. However, Chen Guangda ran out laughing. He raised his camera and shouted loudly, “Come, come! All the beauties who want to take pictures, come. I’ll give you the Great Wall for free. If you miss this village, there won’t be this shop anymore!”

“I’ll do as I say …”

A bunch of wave hooves immediately surrounded him and put on a pose beside the beacon tower. Chen Guangda was also very interested in photography. He took dozens of photographs of almost everyone, but just as the girls were surrounding him to admire the photos, someone suddenly took a deep breath and said, “This … what is this thing?”

“Huh?”

Chen Guangda was stunned. He hurriedly enlarged the picture. He saw a woman in pink charge clothes standing on a field beneath the city wall. She stood alone on a rock and looked up at them. Chen Guangda quickly took out a flashlight and shone downwards. However, there was not even a ghost on the field covered in weeds.

“It should be a wandering living corpse. It may have slipped and fallen …”

Chen Guangda shook his head suspiciously. If it was a living person, he would have called them long ago. However, even if there was a living corpse, it was impossible for them to climb up. Unless it was a high-grade Bloody Mary or something like that, everyone quickly forgot about it and asked Chen Guangda to take pictures of them.

A few bonfires soon rose up on the city wall, Even though it was almost the hottest summer, the night was still a little cold on this mountain. Everyone did not feel uncomfortable gathering around the fire. Piles of people gathered together to chat were not lonely. Long-lost smiles appeared on their faces. No matter what they had encountered, they were now out of their misery.

“Do you really admire Chen Edison? You can’t have taken selfies when you were doing that, right?”

Li Tingyu sat cross-legged by the fire and ate a steaming air meal. However, she looked at Chen Guangda with disdain. However, Chen Guangda wiped his mouth and chuckled, “To tell you the truth, my dream in school was to be a photographer, to take pictures of models and celebrities!”

“I’m afraid you don’t mean to be drunk …”

Su Tong shook her head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. Chen Guangda’s urinary nature was clear to her. Chen Guangda said with a face full of envy, “One of my classmates, his brother, is a famous photographer. I remember when summer vacation came, he told me that the girl waiting to sleep with him was already scheduled for next year’s National Day. I only asked him to take a few pictures for free. At that time, I was really envious. He was my idol for a whole year and a half!”

“Why a year and a half …”

Xia Fei also raised her head in surprise. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda shrugged her shoulders and said, “That guy has AIDS. His brother told me that he is really tired of playing with women, so he wanted to try the taste of men. In the end, he got AIDS in less than half a year. I was so scared that I quickly changed my idol to Master Chen!”

“Yes! Even if he doesn’t have sex with men, he still has AIDS. Any promiscuous man deserves to die …”

Li Tingyu patted her knees heavily and stared at Chen Guangda with incomparable contempt. However, who knew that Xia Fei would chuckle and say, “I really didn’t protect her. Although my Old Chen isn’t a proper person, he is definitely more restrained in terms of women than you. Do you know how many women he has had since the apocalypse?”

“Fifty?”

Li Tingyu looked at her doubtfully. Judging from Chen Guangda’s status and status, it wasn’t a problem for him to have as many women as he wanted. However, Xia Fei shook her head gently and said, “No more than ten. May I ask if you, Miss Li, can be more courteous than him? I’m afraid your lover has already exceeded a hundred, right?”

“I don’t believe it. How could he be so few? There must be a lot you don’t know …”

Li Tingyu curled her lips in disdain, but Chen Guangda straightened her waist and stood up. She pulled Xia Fei’s little hand and said, “It’s up to you to believe it or not. Anyway, it’s the truth. Brother is such a good child. Let’s go! Sleep with my daughter-in-law! Haha ~”