From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 678
Chapter 678 Soaring Fat Corpse King
The giant Fat Corpse King was like a ball of meat on the tail of a kite. It was blown around in the air by the strong wind and collapsed a large billboard. It looked as funny as it was funny. However, it was not funny at all to the people on the plane. On the contrary, it was a very life-threatening matter.
“What can we do about this …”
Everyone’s expressions were extremely ugly. They all hoped that Chen Guangdaneng would quickly make a decision. The Fat Corpse King was not simply decorated below. This guy was retracting his fat intestines and slowly moving upwards. As long as it climbed up, it would definitely be a disaster. It had to dismantle this plane.
“Cui Er! Hurry up and put away the landing gear …”
Chen Guangda hurriedly turned around and shouted at Cui Er, but Cui Er was like a rookie. He searched through the buttons for a long time before confirming. Unexpectedly, an ear-piercing sound came from the cockpit. Cui Er immediately shouted loudly, “No! The landing gear on the right is stuck, it can’t be put away!”
“Damn it!”
Chen Guangda smashed the porthole angrily. From his position, he could not see the landing gear. He could only see the Fat Corpse King circling around below. He thought for a moment and walked to the back of the workshop. However, he looked for a flight attendant but couldn’t find any clues. He could only loudly ask, “Do you have a real flight attendant? Hurry up and come over!”
“Coming …”
The two girls hurriedly ran over. They were probably survivors from the crashed passenger plane. Chen Guangda then said, “Is there a cargo compartment below? If there is one, quickly open the door for me. Then bring me to the landing gear compartment. Hurry up!”
“Good! The door is over here …”
The two girls hurriedly nodded their heads. They quickly lifted a carpet on the ground and pulled off a moving lid. Sure enough, an iron ladder leading to the bottom of the cargo hold was revealed. At this time, Zhou Shengwu and the others ran over and directly followed the two flight attendants down to the cargo hold.
There were a lot of cargo in the cargo compartment, all wrapped in plastic sheeting, and many rails laid on the ground. The two stewardesses walked to a place marked in English and said, “The landing gear on the right is right below here, but there is no way to enter from the cargo compartment. They all enter from the ground during overhaul!”
“Alright! There’s no need for you to worry about this. Our men are best at drilling holes …”
Without any hesitation, Chen Guangda pushed open a few boxes of goods. He squatted on the ground and knocked hard on the iron sheet. The empty sound indicated that it was empty below. He immediately took out the Corpse Claw Dagger and stabbed it on the ground. It was like opening a can. He forcefully cut open the iron sheet and a strong wind blew in.
“There are two …”
Everyone suddenly trembled. There were actually two fat intestines wrapped around the landing gear, and they were both wrapped around the bottom of the landing gear. If they wanted to cut off the fat intestines, they could only climb down the landing gear. Chen Quan immediately said, “I’ll cut it. You just need to find a rope to tie my waist!”
“Forget it! I’ll go to hell. If I give you a fat bowel, you’ll have to turn into a corpse if you don’t die …”
Chen Guangda stood up and waved his hand without any doubt. Chen Quan could only sigh heavily. He hurriedly ran to find a nylon rope to tie his waist. Zhou Shengwu also broke the raised iron plate apart and patted Chen Guangda on the shoulder. “Brother! We must do as we can. If not, we can still find a place to surrender!”
“Come on! Landing with this damn thing hanging on, you will definitely die even uglier than a pig …”
Chen Guangda shook his head helplessly. Sitting directly at the edge of the hole, everyone hurriedly pulled on the ropes and lowered him bit by bit. Chen Guangda almost passed through a pile of small pipes. He didn’t dare to make any big movements at all. If he broke any pipes and caused the landing gear to malfunction, even if he dropped the Fat Corpse King, they would still be finished.
“Hu ~”
Chen Guangda took a deep breath and carefully hugged the hydraulic column below. A strong gust of wind immediately blew his clothes and made them go hunting. It directly cooled down from the hem of his trousers to his buttocks. Chen Guangda’s cautious liver couldn’t help but tremble. If he accidentally fell a few thousand meters high, he would definitely fall into a tragic tragedy of shattering his body and bones.
“Heavens bless me, don’t let me fall …”
Chen Guangda’s face turned pale as he muttered a few words. Although he did not have any fear of heights, anyone who came to such a high place would be afraid. He moved down like a caterpillar and waited until his feet stepped on the tire before feeling a little safe. Two thick fat intestines wrapped around him one after another.
“I’ll kill you, you fool …”
Chen Guangda glanced at the Fat Corpse King below. This guy was probably only fifty to sixty meters away from the plane. His belly was like a winch as he kept pulling it up. Chen Guangda immediately slashed down on the fat intestine. Who knew that this slash would not move? Only then did he hear that the front of the fat intestine was extremely hard. If he wanted to cut off the fat intestine, he could only start from the middle.
“Motherf*cker! This is going to cost me my life …”
Chen Guangda looked up tearlessly. Then, under a shocked gaze, he pulled the two fat intestines down slowly. Now, he could only pray that the nylon rope on his waist was strong enough. The fat intestine that didn’t slip through the autumn couldn’t be held firmly. If he cut the rope and broke it, he would definitely go with the Fat Corpse King.
“Roar ~”
The damned Fat Corpse King suddenly roared, He finally discovered the existence of Chen Guangda’s bug. However, the strong wind was so strong that Chen Guangda couldn’t even open his eyes. He couldn’t hear the people shouting above. However, he could already guess that the Fat Corpse King must have shot out another fatty intestine at him. When he felt that it was almost time, he immediately raised his hand and slashed down with a knife.
“Boom ~”
It was as if a huge rubber band had suddenly broken. A broken fat intestine bounced out from in front of him. He and the Fat Corpse King immediately spun in the air, circling around violently like a shit stirring stick. Chen Guangda screamed uncontrollably in fear. He felt like his bladder was about to explode, and he could pee at any time.
If the Fat Corpse King had the guts, Perhaps he would have to pee at this time. The intense spinning actually lasted for several tens of seconds before it gradually stopped. Not only was Chen Guangda dizzy from being wrapped around, his heart was almost jumping out of his mouth. For someone like him who had never even flown on a plane a few times, playing a difficult action in the air was simply digging his own grave.
Chen Guangda didn’t even dare to open his mouth at this moment. Otherwise, a strong wind would have poured into his intestines. However, he still tried his best to open his eyes and look down. The Fat Corpse King seemed to have fainted. He obediently retracted his fat intestines and didn’t act recklessly. However, the distance between the two sides was getting closer and closer. It was only a dozen meters away.
“Die …”
Chen Guangda directly closed his eyes and fiercely swung out a knife. The fat intestine in his hand popped open again and slipped away from his hand like a thick loach. However, just as he fell heavily, a huge pulling force suddenly came from his right leg, almost tearing off his thigh like a chicken wing.
‘F*ck!!!’
Chen Guangda opened his eyes in horror. The damned Fat Corpse King had actually wrapped around his right calf like a python. This guy weighed 500 to 600 jin. Chen Guangda felt that his entire leg was about to break. His waist, which was strangled by the rope, was also burning with pain. He was even in danger of breaking at any moment.
“Ah …”
Chen Guangda suddenly let out an extremely painful roar. He actually forcefully shrunk his right leg and lifted the Fat Corpse King up. Then, under the intense feeling of tearing, he slashed down once again. The fat intestine finally let out an astonishing boom. The Fat Corpse King immediately fell down with a whoosh, and Chen Guangda also jumped up high.
Dong ~
Chen Guangda suddenly flicked upwards. He fiercely fell down again, but at the same time, he suddenly felt the rope on his waist loosen. The button tied to his waist unexpectedly loosened at this time. A burning pain immediately came from his left hand. The black nylon rope was quickly slipping away from his palm, rubbing away the skin and flesh on his palm.
At this critical moment, Chen Guangda threw the Corpse Claw Dagger without any hesitation. His other hand grabbed the rope that was quickly slipping away. He almost grabbed the last point of the rope and stopped. He immediately shouted for help regardless of everything. Fortunately, everyone above was more powerful and pulled him up like a winch.
“Who … who the fuck tied the rope? Do you want to kill me …”
Chen Guangda drilled into the cave in shock. His legs trembled like noodles. Xia Fei immediately shouted and pounced on him. She pulled him around with great heartache, but Chen Quan suddenly raised his hand in embarrassment and said, “Brother! You … beat me up! It’s my rope!”
“Ai ~ Luckily, this daddy is lucky, otherwise your last relative will die …”
Chen Guangda lay heavily on the ground, panting heavily. This feeling of risking his life in the air was completely different from when he killed a living corpse. It was not that he could overcome his fear with courage. However, before he could even breathe, an ear-piercing alarm sounded from above. It sounded like it came from the cockpit.
“What’s going on …”
Chen Guangda hurriedly climbed into the cabin and rushed into the cockpit. There were actually more than a dozen red lights flashing in unison. Cui Er’s face turned green as he hurriedly shouted, “I don’t know. Anyway, the lights that can flash are flashing. Damn it, I’m going to fall from the black throne that can fly the most!”
“Stop fucking bullshitting, hurry up and find a place to land …”
Chen Guangda shouted angrily, He hurriedly rushed to the leaking window and looked down. An empty highway was printed in front of his eyes. There were only a few cars scattered on it. He immediately pointed downwards and shouted, “Landing on that highway. If you can land safely, I will personally present you with the Black Prize for being the most capable of flying!”
“OK! Then let’s give it a try …”
Cui Er rubbed his hands forcefully. He directly pulled the joystick and flew downwards, but Chen Guangda directly turned around and rushed back into the cabin. Without saying a word, he jumped onto his seat and fastened his seat belt. Everyone knew that it was time to fight for character and luck. They all ran back to their seats and fastened their seat belts, praying that Cui II, the half-baked pilot, would not drop his chain.
“Darling! Who is the woman you love the most? I want to hear your true words before I die …”
Big Eyed Xia abruptly sat beside Chen Guangda. As soon as he fastened his seat belt, he tightly gripped his hand. At this time, the plane started to tremble violently. A spark suddenly burst out from the starboard engine and a huge black smoke came out. However, Chen Guangda desperately shouted, “I love Big Eyed Xia. She is my favorite woman!”
“Darling! I’ll be your wife in my next life …”
Big Eyed Xia leaned against his embrace excitedly. Her pretty face was filled with a sweet and happy smile. After Chen Guangda kissed her on the face, he revealed a cunning smile. Then, he muttered softly in his heart, “If I don’t make you happy, I won’t be able to be peaceful even if I’m a ghost!”