From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 654
Chapter 654 Broken Dragon Chair
“Ah …”
A loud scream almost pierced through Throne Room, Xia Fei suddenly bounced up from the ground, sweating like a nightmare, but then she covered her throat and vomited violently. What she spat out were all minced meat. The people who were unconscious also woke up one after another, and they all vomited like her.
“How is it? Are you all right?”
Chen Guangda walked up with a cigarette in his mouth and a smile on his face. At this moment, he was naked and his body was bandaged like a big dumpling. Outside, the sky was already bright. More than 300 survivors were blocked at the gate of Throne Room, watching them curiously as if they were looking at a monkey.
“Come, come! Hurry up and drink some vegetable porridge to nourish your stomach. This is just out of the pot …”
Duan Deyin suddenly ran in with a few women and sliced down bowls of vegetable porridge. Xia Fei and the others saw Chen Guangda at the side without any hesitation and drank the vegetable porridge clean in three or two mouthfuls. However, Xia Fei panted and asked, “Honey, what exactly happened? Why do I feel like I was having a big dream?”
“Ah! Why am I wearing an ancient costume …”
Li Tingyu suddenly tugged on her clothes and cried out in alarm. Only then did a group of people realize that their attire was different. They all looked at each other in shock. Zhou Shengwu, who was wearing a dragon robe, asked in disbelief, “Could it be that we weren’t dreaming at all? Is everything real?”
“All your dreams are true …”
Chen Quan, who was leaning on the side, spoke with a gloomy expression. He had been awake for a while, but the aftereffects were obviously very severe. Apart from vomiting heavily, almost everyone else was depressed. He then said, “We were controlled by a plant-type living corpse. Brother Guang desperately tried to save us. He almost died at our hands!”
“Plant-type living corpses? Is there anything else like this …”
Zhou Shengwu sucked in a breath of cold air and looked at Chen Guangda in shock. Chen Guangda then gave a general account of what had happened before, causing everyone to be stunned. However, Chen Guangda quickly asked in an extremely ridiculing manner, “How is it, Old Zhou? Do you feel good to be the emperor? Did you flip through your Empress’ token?”
“Stop joking around with me. How could you have the strength to do such a thing after being sucked so much blood …”
Zhou Shengwu waved his hand dejectedly. His face was indeed frighteningly pale. Su Tong also said with lingering fear, “Thanks to your special physique, none of us will be able to survive this time. Right! Just how many strikes does that grandmother have? She can’t be a whiteboard like the Screaming Empress, right?”
“Smart! There’s not a single bar. It’s two special Whiteboard Corpse Bugs …”
Chen Guangda nodded without hesitation. It was a pity that his arms were still motionless and he didn’t take out the two corpse worms to show them to everyone. However, Wang Dafu cried out dejectedly, “Why am I a eunuch? Are you the Emperor or the Great Internal Guards? Isn’t that too damn bullying?”
“You should be satisfied. The guards beside the emperor are also eunuchs …”
Chen Guangdao let out a loud laugh. He was so scared that Chen Quan and the others hurriedly untied their pants and lowered their heads to check. After confirming that the younger brothers were still here, they heaved a sigh of relief. However, Xia Fei struggled to get up and walked to Chen Guangda’s side and asked with concern, “Darling, is your shoulder okay? I don’t think you can even lift your hand up, right?”
“I guess I’m fine. Back then, I was able to grow my own head. The Black Corpse Bug definitely wouldn’t sit idly by and watch me turn into a cripple. It’s just that you have to move on it for the next two days …”
Chen Guangda blinked at her wretchedly. Xia Fei immediately punched him in the face, but the little girl turned around and looked at Throne Room curiously. Then, she looked at the luxurious dragon chair and said, “In the past, we didn’t even give you a chance to visit here. Now, we can play as much as we want, honey!” Hurry up and take a seat in the dragon chair. You’ll definitely be very impressive if you sit there! ”
“Boss! This dragon chair must not be seated …”
Duan Deyin suddenly jumped up from the ground. First, he handed Chen Guangda a cup of wolfberry tea, then pointed at the dragon chair and said, “The central axis of Forbidden City is actually tilted. In other words, all the emperors of the Qing Dynasty are sitting in tilted dragon chairs. If the dragon chairs are tilted, the country will definitely not be safe. Therefore, I have never sat in one before, and those whose lives are not strong enough will definitely be unlucky!”
“Ha ~ You dare to say that my husband’s fate is not hard. The hardest one here is him …”
Xia Fei sneered in disdain, Chen Guangda hurriedly urged Chen Guangda to take a seat. Chen Guangda was also very interested in this dragon chair. He ran up and circled around the dragon chair twice, then said, “If you know feng shui, you should know that only temples were in the south and the north in the ancient times. The ancient houses that had seen feng shui would tilt a little so as not to be disrespectful to the heavenly deities. Do you understand?”
“Awesome! Big Boss is indeed knowledgeable. He is simply a person who awakens dreams. I think the only one who can sit firmly in this dragon chair is Big Boss. You are a born Emperor …”
Duan Deyin hurriedly flattered him. He hurriedly ran up and dusted Chen Guangda off. He nodded and bowed to invite Chen Guangda to sit on the dragon chair. Chen Guangda was not courteous at all. He pouted his butt and sat on the dragon chair. Who would have thought that the dragon chair would suddenly crackle and collapse, causing everyone to be dumbfounded in an instant.
Dong ~
Chen Guangda sat down on the ground and fell to the ground. Duan Deyin was dumbfounded and even forgot to help him. He looked at the completely shattered dragon chair and said in disbelief, “This … this dragon chair is a serious antique. It has never been loosened in hundreds of years. Why did it suddenly collapse today? Isn’t this too strange?”
“F*ck! I knew it, I don’t have the life to be an emperor …”
Chen Guangda got up in a bad mood and pulled out a bloody wooden stubble from behind his buttocks. However, Duan Deyin hurriedly said, “No, no, no! It must be that your Emperor Qi is too strong. The Dragon Breaking Chair of the Great Qing is simply unable to withstand it. It was scared to pieces by you. You are truly the Ninth Five Years Old Sovereign!”
“Hey! I said you’re a professional braggart, right? Isn’t this flattery turning your face red …”
Wang Dafu looked at Duan Deyin with a mocking expression. Duan Deyin immediately smiled awkwardly and helped Chen Guangda off the platform. However, Chen Guangda said to everyone, “Everyone, go to your room and have a good rest. I estimate that the family will send a plane to find us in the next few days. Don’t worry, we’ll bring the survivors with us when the plane arrives!”
“There’s no hurry! There are so many planes at home. What’s there to be in such a hurry …”
Wang Dafu pretended to agree. His cooperation with Chen Guangda was perfect. Even if the others knew that they were trying to trick people, they would not reveal it. It was not beneficial for them to reveal it. Thus, they all stood up and walked towards the lounge under the lead of the concubines.
“Boss! Do you want to find two beauties to sleep with? You have quite a few kung fu skills …”
Duan Deyin flattered him. “What do you think I can do?” Chen Guangda said angrily. “I’ll play with them or they’ll play with me. But tell them to prepare for an art party. We’ll definitely sleep until late at night and relax when we wake up!” Chen Guangda pointed at the girls with a perverted look on his face and said angrily, “What do you think I can do?”
“If you put it on me, I will definitely satisfy you …”
Duan Deyin swore an oath and patted his chest. She turned around and ran to gather beautiful women who could sing and dance, However, Chen Guangda staggered to the side. Seeing that there was no one left and right, he unzipped his trousers and pissed at the exquisite white marble relief. However, someone behind him suddenly smiled and said, “Aiya! Master’s hand is actually still moving! We’re even prepared to come over and help you!”
“Oh ~ So it’s the Empress ah, changing clothes is more beautiful …”
Chen Guangda turned around and looked at the two women who were walking over. The one who spoke was the former Empress who was being occupied by Duan Deyin. However, this little woman did not look like a proper person. Although she looked good, she smelled like a social flower. There was still water on Chen Guangda’s side. She actually walked over generously.
‘”This is all thanks to you. The food from the Divine Dance Sect gave us a full meal and made us quite a few beautiful clothes. However, you should stop calling me the Empress and call me Xiaoyu …”
The Empress covered her lips and smiled coquettishly. However, Chen Guangda knew what she meant. It was obvious that the Fallen Tree Monkey wanted to change to another house. However, when he turned around, he was very surprised to see another beautiful young woman. He asked curiously, “Have we met somewhere? I think you look familiar!”
“Haha ~ Master Zhou, what are you looking at? This is Superstar Wang Ou, the one on the Wolf Fang Rankings …”
The Empress smiled and pushed Wang Ou forward. Chen Guangda immediately looked at her in astonishment. He didn’t expect Xu Qing to not meet her. Instead, he met another famous light-witted woman. Wang Ou said very bashfully, “Hello, Brother Zhou, I have the audacity to disturb you. I just wanted to ask about the resettlement camp. I wonder if my family or friends are still alive!”
“Oh, oh! It’s fine, it’s fine …”
Chen Guangda subconsciously nodded his head. He felt that Wang Ou was not as good-looking as he looked on TV. He only had a good temperament and figure. However, he remembered that this woman was quite open. Women who couldn’t let go of her couldn’t get away from the entertainment industry. He didn’t know if she was really nervous or just pretending today.
However, the Empress smiled profoundly and said, “Duan Wude had always been thinking of her, but she really has backbone. She would rather die than obey. Duan Wude transferred her to open up the wilderness to plant and wash clothes. He thought that this would force her to submit. Isn’t that right?” “She only managed to survive until today. You can be considered her savior. Sister Ou, you must properly repay our father later!”
Wang Ou’s pretty face flushed red. Chen Guangda finally understood why she was being so embarrassed. Anyone would be embarrassed if she gave him such a naked hug. However, he smiled and said, “Forget it. I’m really awesome now. Let’s talk about something tonight. I’m going to go rest first.”
“Let’s rest together. Making beds and quilts is our duty …”
The Empress looked at Chen Guangda, His watery eyes blinked fiercely, but Chen Guangda shook his head with a smile and directly left. He had encountered this kind of thing countless times, and his immunity had already become much stronger. Moreover, he was not interested in Wang Ou at all, so it was better for him to go back and sleep comfortably.