From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 645
Chapter 645 Pipi Hu, Let’s Go
“Tiger! There’s a tiger …”
Everyone around Ding Lan cried out in alarm. Behind Chen Guangda, a huge corpse tiger appeared. It lay covetously on the back of the four-wheeled car, half of its body sinking into the water. Chen Quan and the others hurriedly raised their guns to shoot. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda suddenly shouted, “Don’t shoot! The car flipped over!”
Everyone was stunned. The four-wheeled car was originally erected, The roof of the car was facing the roof of the car, but the car above was already tilted. It was swaying back and forth like a seesaw. Everyone suddenly understood that it was not the animal that was soft-hearted, but it also understood that the car would turn over with a single move. If it fell into the water, it would definitely not be able to get away with it.
“Don’t move! If you move, we’re both dead. The corpse fish won’t let you off …”
Chen Guangda slowly bent down. He secretly touched the Corpse Claw Dagger at his waist. However, the moment he touched the Saber Corpse Tiger, he roared. It was as if he knew that he was going to play a trick. Chen Guangda immediately swallowed his saliva. This Corpse Tiger was obviously very intelligent and powerful. The living corpses behind him all retreated in fear. So this beast must be the leader of the first four strikes.
Fortunately, Zombie Tiger couldn’t use any strength even if he was half-lying in the car, The legs that were sunk in the water were being bitten by the corpse fish. However, this fellow was very anxious. He tried to climb up with his claws, but Chen Guangda suddenly pulled out his dagger and roared. The threat was self-evident. The corpse tiger immediately roared fiercely, glaring at Chen Guangda angrily and anxiously.
One man and one tiger were stuck in a stalemate, The people on the bridge couldn’t help at all, Moreover, experienced people knew that the hardest thing to provoke was these carnivores. They were skilled in hunting and their speed was incomparably fast. This corpse tiger weighed at least four to five hundred kilograms. The fangs and claws modified by the corpse poison were even sharper. Once humans fell to the ground, they would be finished in just a few seconds.
“When I jump up, you must take care of the child …”
Chen Guangda suddenly shouted with a smile. Without the slightest bit of killing intent, seeing that the Corpse Tiger had no reaction, he quietly untied the cord on his back and grabbed the strap of the baby bag in his hand. Then, he suddenly jumped up and threw the child onto the bridge.
“Catch!!!”
Chen Guangda, who was in midair, shouted loudly, The group of people immediately spread out their arms in unison, but then they heard a “putong” sound of water. The four-wheeled car flipped high into the water, but a colorful tiger suddenly appeared from behind the overturned car. Its claws abruptly touched the front of the car, and it actually jumped over Chen Guangda’s head and directly jumped high onto the bridge deck.
Such a terrifying bouncing force was simply incomparable to humans. Chen Guangda could only jump into the water. However, he suddenly grabbed the rotting tiger tail and pulled it down. One man and one tiger immediately fell into the river. A huge splash of water splashed out. Countless corpse fish immediately began to tumble into the sea.
“Husband!!!”
Xia Fei cried out in panic, but when she rushed to the bridge and looked down, she saw only the damned corpse tiger fluttering in the water. Chen Guangda, who had fallen into the water, disappeared without a trace. Xia Fei hurriedly took off her gun and wanted to jump down, but Wang Dafu pulled her back and said angrily, “Are you crazy?” You will die as soon as you go down. The water is full of corpse fish! ”
“Get out of the way, he must have fainted …”
Xia Fei anxiously wanted to push Wang Dafu away, but suddenly, she heard a loud crash in the water. A figure suddenly emerged from the water and directly grabbed the corpse tiger’s ear and rode on its back. However, the corpse tiger no longer cared about biting him at this time. It swam wildly towards the shore without thinking and chased after a large patch of dark corpse fish.
“Haha ~ It’s time to stop …”
Just as the Corpse Tiger was about to swim to the shore, Chen Guangda suddenly got up and stomped on its head forcefully. He directly pounced onto the shore. There were actually more than a dozen corpse fish along with him, biting his butt and thigh until they were drenched in blood. However, he didn’t care about getting rid of these ghosts. He suddenly turned around and kicked out fiercely.
“Putong ~”
He kicked the corpse tiger that had just emerged from the shore and cried out anxiously in the water. However, just as it was about to hurry up and go ashore, a nylon rope suddenly wrapped around its neck and pulled it back fiercely. Zhou Zheng Wu held the rope tightly and shouted, “Don’t shoot, leave it to me!”
“Darling! Are you alright …”
Xia Fei rushed over anxiously. Although Chen Guangda wasn’t afraid of the corpse poison, the corpse fish wasn’t a joke. Once it got into his stomach, it would die even uglier than a pig. But who knew that Chen Guangda would suddenly take off his pants in front of everyone after a cramp? Even his pants were naked.
“Ah …”
Ding Lan and the other girls immediately covered their little mouths and instinctively cried out in alarm. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda suddenly pulled hard behind his buttocks. With a soft “Bo” sound, it was as if he had opened a bottle of red wine. He actually pulled out a thick eel from behind his buttocks and cursed angrily, “Damn it!” How dare you explode my chrysanthemum? I’ll kill you! ”
“Wahahaha …”
Wang Dafu and the others burst into laughter. Even Xia Fei covered her belly and laughed. However, Ding Lan suddenly knelt down in front of Chen Guangda with her child in her arms. Tears flowed down her face as she shouted, “Brother Guang! Thank you! It was you who saved our mother and son’s lives. In the next life, I will definitely repay your kindness by being a cow. You should be at ease.”
“Uh ~”
Everyone who laughed wildly was stunned. Ding Lan obviously thought that Chen Guangda was doomed. However, Chen Guangda quickly helped her up and laughed, “Don’t worry! I’m the messenger sent by the heavens to save you. This little bit of corpse poison can’t do anything to me. I won’t turn into a corpse!”
“What? You … Aren’t you afraid of corpse poison …”
Ding Lan immediately raised her head in shock. Doctor Jiang and the others were also shocked from ear to ear. After Chen Guangda nodded firmly again, Ding Lan heaved a long sigh of relief. However, her pretty face immediately turned fiercely red. She hurriedly turned her head and said, “Brother Jiang, hurry up and bandage Brother Guang. He has lost a lot of blood!”
“Why don’t you put on your underwear? Who do you want to show such a coquettish person?”
Xia Fei pinched Chen Guangda angrily. Doctor Jiang hurriedly took out his medical kit and ran over. He skillfully dressed Chen Guangda. The corpse fish in the water was truly ruthless. At least several dozen pieces of flesh of different sizes had been bitten off Chen Guangda’s legs. If it weren’t for the fact that there weren’t too many corpse fish, even his bones would have been exposed in a short period of time.
“Roar ~”
Suddenly, he heard a weak tiger roar, The incomparably sorry Corpse Tiger was suddenly dragged up. There were at least a hundred corpse fish sticking to its body and gnawing at it desperately. Even its rotting organs were exposed. However, Zhou Shengwu went up to the State of Bang and hit the head of the Corpse Tiger fiercely. The tiger head that he had just raised fell to the ground and looked at Zhou Shengwu with a dying expression.
“Surrender or die …”
Zhou Shengwu suddenly pressed down on the Corpse Tiger’s forehead with one hand and stared at it with a very sharp gaze. The Corpse Tiger actually seemed to understand its words. He actually gently extended his tongue and licked his trouser leg a few times. Zhou Shengwu immediately patted its head in satisfaction and directly tossed out a five-barred corpse insect from his pocket.
“Roar ~”
The Corpse Tiger suddenly roared like a chicken. He swallowed the corpse worm in one mouthful. In just a few tens of seconds, the wounds on its body began to heal. After swinging its body forcefully, the corpse fish that looked like gangrene attached to bones was instantly thrown away by it. Then, it leaned against Zhou Shengwu’s leg in high spirits.
“I say! He couldn’t have been a dry keeper before …”
Chen Guangda looked at Zhou Shengwu in confusion. He didn’t expect that he would be able to subdue a giant corpse tiger so easily. He originally thought that the process would be so complicated, but Su Tong really nodded her head and said, “Don’t you know that after he retired from the army, he was assigned to work in the wildlife park. He fed the elephants and then the lions and tigers. He worked as a keeper for several years!”
“Holy shit! He really is a keeper …”
Chen Guangda widened his eyes in disbelief. However, he quickly sneered at Zhou Shengwu, “I finally know why you can’t subdue jumping corpses. You can only subdue these brainless animals. When you encounter a corpse-transformed human, your move won’t work. I think we should just close up a corpse-transformed zoo and guarantee that it will be more expensive than you collecting taxes! Haha ~”
“If you were to perform at the door, it would cost more money. Teddy is also an animal …”
Zhou Shengwu walked over with the Corpse Tiger. He actually learned how to fight with Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and pointed at Forbidden City. “It’s impossible for us to launch a sneak attack. The entire capital knows that we’ve entered. I guess he’s already waiting inside!”
“Scared of birds! They are at most some counter-terrorism weapons. We are not vegetarians either …”
Zhou Shengwu patted the Corpse Tiger’s head confidently. He turned around and strode towards the Divine Dance Gate. The gate tower that had experienced hundreds of years of vicissitudes was even more majestic. It was like a faithful Gate God. No matter how the years passed or how the dynasties changed, he would still stand there and smile steadily at Feng Yun.
The three big red bubble-nail doors were all closed, There seemed to be quite a few things behind the door, but this was not difficult for Zhou Shengwu and the others. The few of them quickly tossed their flying claws onto the city wall and opened the city gate from within a few minutes. However, who knew that a gloomy cold aura was pouncing on their faces, causing them to involuntarily tremble.
“Oh my God! Why is the temperature in this place so low all of a sudden? The rumors about Forbidden City being haunted aren’t all true, are they?”
Li Tingyu subconsciously rubbed her arms. He looked nervously at the city gate, but Chen Guangda said with disdain, “Since you know that it’s a legend and you’re still bullshitting, would those people in the haunted world still be able to live until now? If you can find a ghost for me, I’ll immediately kowtow to you three times. If you can’t find it, you’ll explode a chrysanthemum for me!”
“Explode your wife, why would you explode me …”
Li Tingyu glared at him in embarrassment and indignation. She even scanned Xia Fei with guilt. However, she still didn’t dare to take the lead directly. However, Chen Guangda swaggered and patted the big head of the corpse tiger. He shouted arrogantly, “Pipi Tiger, let’s go!”