From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 637
Chapter 637 The Last Time
Men and women are definitely different creatures from two planets, Not only were they unable to communicate in many ways, they were even unable to understand many of the other party’s behaviors. It was just like how women would never understand. Men were still beaten up today, and after a meal of wine, they immediately called themselves brothers. Men were also unable to understand, and women were crying with their heads held behind their chests as they spoke.
Thus, when Chen Guangda pushed open the door of the private room in astonishment, Immediately, he heard a burst of wailing. Seeing that Big Eyed Xia was crying while hugging Li Cuo, Li Nian Nian also knelt to the side and cried. Each of the three little girls cried even more. If Su Tong and Li Ting Yu hadn’t already left, this cry would probably have been twice as loud.
“I say you …”
Chen Guangda walked in in shock. I can’t figure out where the three of them are crying together. Who knows, the three ladies suddenly screamed like crazy. They smashed a bunch of things out like they were eating people. They even shouted, “Get out of here with me. We don’t need men to survive. We women will never let you bully us!”
“F*ck! What’s going on? This is …”
Chen Guangda stumbled out of the box. There were a few vegetable leaves on his forehead, “Big Sister Da Mei’s life is pitiful. She hasn’t received the warmth of her family since she was young. Big Sister Da Yan also has a life that no one cares about. They even raised a dog called Duo Duo and were eaten by a living corpse. It’s really tragic!”
“Ah?”
Chen Guangda was completely confused. He looked at Fatty Wang, who was similarly stunned. However, Fatty Wang spread out his hands and said, “Look at me. If a woman doesn’t call me a woman for no reason, she won’t call me a woman. My ex-girlfriend’s family lost a hamster and she cried for two whole days. Just because I’m fat, she thinks I’m like a hamster. She even broke up with me for fear of seeing people. Do you understand?”
“Damn it! I’m convinced …”
Chen Guangda scratched his scalp dejectedly. He had originally thought that a few women would fight. Who knew that they would cry to death in the blink of an eye? However, just as the old saying goes, women are made of water. Crying is their power and nature. No matter how strong a woman’s appearance is, she has a soft heart. As long as she stimulates that point, she will definitely get out of the water.
“Crying is a good thing. It’s better than fighting. Perhaps crying will make you a good sister …”
Chen Quan held a cigarette in his mouth and laughed happily. Chen Guangda couldn’t figure it out anymore. He simply brought a few people back to the private room to eat and drink. He also called Little Hu, Little Sissy, and the others over and introduced them to each other. Not long after, a group of people became one, and there was no gap at all.
“Tell us about the situation in the imperial capital. If we were a little late today, all of you would be ready to set off …”
Chen Quan and Little Hu leaned against each other with their shoulders crossed. The two of them smelled alike. Chen Guangda then told them about the situation. He then raised his glass and said, “This is probably the situation. Whether we can kill Lin Na’s little bitch or not, the corpse poison serum alone is worth our trip to the capital!”
“If you want to go, then go. Didn’t our brothers follow you all these years? When have they ever been afraid …”
Wang Dafu casually drank a mouthful of wine. As for Fifth Brother and Yang Hao, they didn’t even blink an eyelid. It had already become their life to risk their lives. If they were afraid, they wouldn’t have come out to barge in. However, Little Sissy suddenly said, “Brother!” “I… I also want to go out with you guys, and I want to be like you guys, a man who can stand up to the heavens and earth!”
“You’re a girl, what are you doing? We don’t lack chrysanthemums …”
Chen Quan mockingly pinched his cheek. ‘”Ah Hao looks younger than me, but he’s already an experienced corpse collector, so I feel that I’m just lacking in experience. Otherwise, I can become a qualified corpse collector,” Little Sissy said firmly.
“Little Di! Isn’t it good for you to watch the arena with us? Why are you going out?”
Little Hu looked at him in astonishment, but Yang Hao hugged him and said, “Brother Di just told me that the girls hate his mother. The girls he liked would rather sleep with him than fall in love with him. He said that there was no sense of security with him, so I think he really should go out and train. I stumbled and grew up back then!”
“You’ve already thought about it. Once you go out and nod for a minute, Yang Hao was forced to go to Liangshan back then …”
Chen Guangda directly cut his neck. Who knew that Little Sissy would still nod his head forcefully without any hesitation? Chen Guangda could only bitterly smile and say, “Although I don’t approve of your going out, I’m afraid you won’t be able to achieve anything in your life if you continue like this. I think you should just take A-Hao as your master. He knows how to make you a qualified recruit!”
“Master! Please accept this disciple’s worship …”
Little Sissy immediately knelt down in excitement. Instead, Yang Hao was at a loss. However, the door of the private room was kicked open at this moment. Seeing Xia Fei and Li Cuo sister swagger in, Xia Fei held hands with Li Cuo and said loudly, “Let me tell you, Big Mei will be my elder sister in the future. Whoever dares to bully her mother will risk their lives, including your surname Chen!”
“Haha ~ I raise my hands and feet in agreement, but can you tell me how you decide who is older and who is younger …”
Chen Guangda cheered happily and desperately applauded them. After these few little aunts’ problems were solved, a big stone in his heart landed on the ground. But who knew that Li Cuo would indifferently make a guess? Chen Guangda immediately asked in shock, “Guess what? So casual?”
“Otherwise, what else? Whip your arms and fight. You don’t have to pee …”
Xia Fei rolled her eyes angrily. She sat down with Li Cuo in her arms. He then said emotionally, ‘”Big Sister Da Mei and I have too many similarities. We both came from a broken family, dropped out of school halfway, and even raised a Labrador named Duo Duo. Most importantly, we were ruined by the same man after drinking alcohol. I think this is really fate arranged by heaven. We must be sisters in our previous lives!”
“After drinking …”
Chen Guangda looked at Li Cuo in astonishment. However, Li Cuo secretly winked at him. Chen Guangda immediately closed his mouth and didn’t say anything. It seemed that Li Cuo knew that Xia Fei’s hoof was crazy, so he couldn’t scare her with ordinary methods. He simply played the emotion card to make her cry out in harmony.
“Haha ~ Since it’s fate arranged by the heavens, you guys have to give me a good drink today. Big Mei, you also suffered a bit tonight. Big Eyed Sister just came, I need to accompany her …”
Chen Guangda sat down like a pug. He lowered his eyebrows and flattered the two ladies with a cheap smile. He was afraid that he would offend the two little aunts. Who knew that Xia Fei would shout, “Why did you let my sister suffer? From now on, mine is hers. Let’s flip through your token together tonight. You have to give me a good performance!”
“This …”
The blessing was too sudden, Chen Guangda was so excited that he couldn’t even speak clearly. ‘”Don’t think I’m stupid,” Xia Fei whispered. “You know how dangerous my trip to the Imperial Capital is. If anything happens to me, I can die with you. She won’t be able to. So you should cherish this last moment.”
“Damn it! Can’t you just say something nice …”
Chen Guangda leaned back dejectedly. It turned out that the two of them were acting to numb each other. If they pulled Yan Qing, who was becoming more and more like a queen, over again, he would hardly dare to imagine this terrifying scene. However, the two women’s professional dedication was very good. Sister and sister cried out incomparably affectionately, and directly drank wine as water between cups and cups.
Chen Guangda didn’t do anything all afternoon. She accompanied Xia Fei and the others to play in Binhai City. After shopping, she directly killed Black Mountain City and forced Zhou Shengwu to go to KTV. Zhou Shengwu also knew how dangerous their trip would be. He actually broke through the heavens and sang and danced with them, causing Su Tong and Li Tingyu, who were playing with him, to be shocked.
The group of people stared blankly at each other until the middle of the night. Not only did everyone get drunk, even Li Cuo rarely fainted. Afterwards, they stayed in Black Mountain City’s largest hotel together. As for who would sleep with whom, it was not a matter of concern to them. In any case, Li Tingyu had abducted Chen Guangda’s sister-in-law.
“You wash first, no, no! You first, you first …”
Xia Fei and Li Cuo had both pretended to be very calm before, but when they entered the room, they were really shy. It was humble and embarrassing to push it aside. However, Chen Guangda, who was overwhelmed with emotions, couldn’t wait to say, “Good sisters, let’s wash together. We should just get to know each other better. Hehe ~”
“Shut up! What’s the matter with you? If you keep laughing, I’ll let you go out to sleep on the sofa …”
The two ladies had nowhere to vent their anger. They immediately pointed at him and berated him fiercely. Chen Guangda had no choice but to put his tail between his legs and go to bed. Anyway, it was fine for them to show off their prestige now. It wouldn’t take long for them to look good. Moreover, when he thought of Li Damei on the left and Big Eyed Xia on the right, he felt his soul almost numb.
“We commoners are so happy today! Happy! Happy …”
After the two women entered the bathroom together, Chen Guangda immediately took off his clothes excitedly. He took out a bag of wet towels and began to wipe them up and down. He even sprayed some men’s perfume on the bag. His entire body twisted as excited as a fat maggot’s upper body. However, when he climbed onto the bed in surprise, he found that his sexual happiness seemed to come a little slowly.
“I say, are you two ready? It’s been more than an hour. It’s time to wipe each other’s backs …”
Chen Guangda sat cross-legged on the bed in agony, listening to the two women whispering non-stop inside. Occasionally, they would burst into laughter without restraint, but they did not come out. Chen Guangda was so angry that he shouted, “If you two don’t come out again, I will directly charge in. I am an all-weather and all-terrain fieldwork expert!”
“What are you so anxious about? I’ve never seen someone so active in delivering public rations …”
Li Cuo cursed angrily inside, Along with Big Eyed Xia’s echoing voice, It seemed that the relationship between the two of them had already heated up rapidly and was beginning to develop into a true sisterly relationship. However, just as Chen Guangda was about to rush in angrily, a burst of steam suddenly surged out. Seeing the two little beauties walk out, Chen Guangda’s eyes widened and his saliva flowed all over the ground.
“Let’s play a little game before we have fun. Only by answering the questions correctly can you get the two of us …”
The two ladies were like fairies walking out of the Immortal Dimension. Their big eyes flickered as they fiercely blinked at him. Li Cuo had an unprecedented lust. However, when Chen Guangda nodded desperately, Xia Fei smiled and asked, “If Da Mei and I were drowning together, you could only save one. Who would you save?”
“Uh, can’t I save both of you? I’m pretty good at swimming …”
Chen Guangda instantly woke up as if he had been struck by lightning. He knew that he wouldn’t be able to fly easily. No matter who he answered to save, his head would always fall off. However, the two little ladies stuck their heads into Little Man’s waist and shouted, “No! You have to answer one today, otherwise you won’t be able to walk out of here. Hurry up!”
“My two aunts, I was wrong. Shouldn’t I go to bed alone …”
“No way! I have to say it, or else I’ll see you …”