From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 60

Chapter 60 Laws Of Survival
The sun was slowly moving westward. Chen Guangda and the others, who had slept well, all got up energetically. However, the other survivors were all gloomy. The porridge they got at noon had already turned into urine in their stomachs. The food they received from Luther was not enough to fill their teeth. However, the most irritating thing was Chen Guangda and the others, who had actually eaten hotpot in public.

“These vacuum-packed sea cucumbers must be eaten quickly. Otherwise, they will go bad in a few days …”

Chen Guangda grinned as he chewed on a boiling sea cucumber. This was the first time that everyone had seen such an explosive behavior of sending out heavenly creatures. Ding Li and the other three women had eaten their mouths full of oil and drank their cold beer casually. They were actually in the mood to study what cosmetics were good for each other. They were really stuffed to death, starving to death!

The survivors unconsciously surrounded the kitchen door. They shrugged their noses and sniffed at the fragrance emitted from the hotpot. They were eager for them to throw out some leftovers. When humans could not even eat enough, there was no dignity or restraint at all. They were only a step away from shamelessness.

“Big brothers! Just a few people drinking is so boring …”

Su Qingya suddenly walked in with a smile. Behind her were two shy little ladies. Su Qingya directly squatted beside Chen Guangda and grabbed his leg. She said coquettishly, “Why don’t we let our sisters help you with your fun? How about singing a Little Qu dance?” “If you’re happy, you can reward them. If you don’t feel good, you can make them scram. Little sister will help you exchange for two more!”

“Yo ~ This routine of yours is like a nightclub’s mother, Sang ah, you don’t have a clandestine prostitute in your shop, do you …”

Chen Guangda looked at her mockingly, but Su Qingya giggled. She covered her small mouth and nodded generously. However, Tang Fei spat out a bone and threw it out. She was very puzzled and asked, “Brother! What do you mean a female prostitute? Is she the young lady who hid to receive customers?”

“The so-called female prostitutes were called half-closed doors in ancient times, and one floor and one phoenix in Hong Kong and Macao. In short, they were young ladies who had legitimate jobs on the surface, but secretly accepted clients. Do you understand?”

The old driver proudly popularized the science for them. The women immediately nodded in realization. Although the two ladies were so embarrassed that their faces were flushed red, they still bit their red lips and couldn’t bear to leave. They looked straight at the boiling hot pot. They were so greedy that their saliva almost dripped down. Dante frowned and asked, “Are these two clean? Don’t bring anyone here!”

“Clean! Absolutely clean. They’re all innocent and good women. Otherwise, they wouldn’t be so shy. Look at how nimble they are …”

Su Qingya hurriedly nodded her head and hurriedly pushed the two women forward. The two women were about to unbutton their chests immediately, but Chen Guangda waved his hand in lack of interest and said, “What’s with the two firewood chicks? If you really want to eat, you can personally go to the battle. Old Hu and I will play with you tonight!”

“Aiyo ~ Why didn’t you two say so earlier? My period just arrived this afternoon, but it doesn’t matter. You two can order two of them randomly. Apart from Lin Na, there’s nothing else I can’t handle …”

Su Qingya stamped her foot helplessly, her big eyes still blinking nonstop, but everyone here could tell that she was lying. Hu Yidao curled his lips and said, “Don’t f*cking bullshit, if you don’t want to go out, you will know to deceive others. However, if you can fool the little widow, the food here will be eaten by you, the one who just died!”

“Really?”

Su Qingya immediately jumped up, turned around and rushed out excitedly. The two ladies also wanted to leave with disappointment on their faces, but Chen Guangda patted the table and said, “Since you’re here, don’t leave. Go over and beat your sisters’ shoulders and feet, and pinch your feet. You can eat here in a bowl later!”

“Thank you, big brother!”

The two ladies immediately cried out in surprise. They squatted over and rubbed Ding Li’s shoulders and hammered her legs. Ding Li enjoyed it and leaned against a girl and said, “The little widow was crying so hard just now. If Su Qingya could trick her, this woman would really have two brushes!”

“I think Xuan …”

Tang Fei held her chin and shook her head gently. Unexpectedly, Su Qingya had actually brought the little widow over. The little widow had a pair of red and swollen eyes and her face was filled with indescribable fear. However, Su Qingya pushed her to her seat and smiled, “Don’t be shy!” “It’s your fortune that the two big brothers are interested in you. You see, the two of them can only do massages here. They are so jealous of you!”

“I … I can’t …”

The little widow’s pretty face immediately turned fiery red, but Su Qingya directly pulled her pretty face and said very seriously, “Girl!” “The two big brothers are trying to save you. I begged them for a long time before they agreed. I’ll do it myself. Otherwise, how could I possibly get you to do such a good thing? If you don’t want me to do it, I’ll replace you. The rest of the slut can’t wait to do it, but you’re going to starve to death!”

“But …”

The little widow lowered her head in embarrassment. Her red lips were almost bleeding from her bite, but Su Qingya laughed again. She squatted down and said charmingly, “This is the era of laughing poor and not laughing prostitutes. The heavens gave each of us a natural ATM. The password is to open your legs. Don’t be foolish and don’t use it. It’s not bad anyway, is it?”

The little widow did not speak anymore. She only lowered her head deeply and her ears were red with embarrassment. Su Qingya immediately raised her eyebrows proudly at Hu Yidao and whispered something into the little widow’s ear. Finally, the little widow slowly raised her head and said, “Brothers! I … This is my first time, please be gentle!”

‘”Ah ~ That’s right. As long as you take this step today, you will find that making money is so simple. Look at those poor ghosts outside, their eyes are almost red with jealousy …”

Su Qingya patted her shoulder proudly and directly pulled her to Hu Yidao’s side to sit down. However, Hu Yidao chuckled and threw the rice cooker in front of the two women. He gave Su Qingya a thumbs up and said, “Awesome! You’re lying to death!”

“Hehe ~ This is all for the sake of your two eldest brothers’ sexual happiness …”

Su Qingya smiled shamelessly, He reached out his hand and filled a large bowl of rice from the rice pot. He swallowed it ferociously. The little widow did not dare to be polite at this time. She was afraid that she would finish the meal by herself. She hurriedly added another bowl and roared. Even if her neck was choked, the speed of the two women was faster than the other.

“Let’s go back after this meal. We’re just joking with you. We won’t really bully you …”

Chen Guangda suddenly patted the little widow on the shoulder. Actually, the little widow wasn’t very good looking. She only looked dignified and virtuous. Hu Yidao also smiled indifferently. He wasn’t interested in this kind of woman either. He just picked a woman with a high difficulty factor to deliberately test Su Qingya.

“Thank you big brother! Thank you two big brothers …”

The little widow suddenly trembled. He actually knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the two of them. However, Mo Ying covered her mouth and smiled playfully. “I can see through you stinking men. Your favorite thing to do is to drag a good woman into the water and persuade a stumbling woman to go ashore. I really don’t know what you think. People and ghosts have done it for you!”

“Su Tong! Come in and eat some. Why are you being so polite with me …”

Chen Guangda suddenly saw Su Tong walk out of the bathroom. He greeted her directly, but Su Tong glanced at him coldly. Without another word, she turned around and entered the classroom. Chen Guangda sighed helplessly, but Dante patted him gently and said, “One day she will understand your thoughts, and some people are destined to be eliminated from this world!”

“Ai ~ This is really a world where people eat people …”

Chen Guangda shook his head sadly. He then stood up and walked out. Seeing that Luther and Lin Na were no longer in the classroom, even the two corpses had disappeared. When he reached the window, he discovered that the two of them were digging a hole in the courtyard. Lin Na also waved his shovel tirelessly. His newly scabbed hands were dripping with blood again.

“The road is far to the sky. The path goes to Yin Cao everywhere. It illuminates the mouth of Yin Cao’s Three Rivers and illuminates the three paths to hell. All grievances will be reduced to zero. You can reincarnate as soon as possible …”

A large handful of bright red banknotes were suddenly scattered in the sky. After falling into the pit and the two corpses, the two of them immediately raised their heads in puzzlement. It was as if they had never seen such a devout expression on Chen Guangda’s face before. Chen Guangda lit up a stack of large bills and threw them on the ground before saying, “The Head Reversal Scripture is to help them transcend their grievances and let them put down their grievances earlier and become human again!”

“I can feel that you are a good person, but why do you have to be so selfish …”

Lin Na leaned on the shovel and looked at Chen Guangda with puzzlement. Her beautiful eyebrows knitted tightly, but Chen Guangda shrugged his shoulders and said, “Good people usually don’t end well. Why do I have to be a good person? When you taste what we’ve experienced one day, you will definitely find that my choice is the right one!”

“Perhaps! But I still insist on my own belief that people must unite and help each other …”

Lin Na gently shook her head, but Chen Guangda did not say anything else. She quietly flipped through the window. However, Luther suddenly whispered, “Did we persist in being wrong? Perhaps the nature of human nature is despicable. If we persist, we might be blown to pieces!”

“Luther! Stick to your faith. You told me that. Don’t tell me you’re starting to waver …”

Lin Na suddenly turned around and looked at Luther sharply. However, Luther did not say anything. He shook his head and continued to dig the pit. However, Lin Na said sadly, “Luther!” Don’t let me fight alone, okay? “The ones who are despicable are only Chen Guangda and the others. We shouldn’t be controlled by them. Don’t forget your initial belief. Promise me, okay?”

“Alright! I promise you, I will stick to my faith …”

Luther stood up and sighed heavily. However, he smiled and nodded at Lin Na. Lin Na was immediately moved and hugged him tightly. He was extremely fortunate and said, “I will definitely fight alongside you to the end. Even if I lose my life, I will not hesitate to do so!”

“Elena! May I kiss you …”

Luther suddenly looked at Lina emotionally. Lin Na raised her head without hesitation and said “YES” with a bashful expression. The two of them immediately kissed deeply and kissed each other deeply. However, Ding Li suddenly grabbed Chen Guangda from the window and said angrily, “What’s so good about kissing? You want to keep that foreign girl away from her? You’re not afraid that you won’t be able to reach the bottom of her!”

“Bullshit! Just because I am eighteen centimeters tall, who can’t probe to the end, Sister Mao can still surrender …”

Chen Guangda cursed in embarrassment, but he couldn’t help but secretly glance at the two of them who had lost their love outside the window. Then, he shook his head and sighed, “Ai ~ What a watery import of cabbage! I’m afraid I’ll never have the chance to meet a foreign girl again in my life!”