From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 571
Chapter 571 I’ll Buy You a Sculpture
There was no other way! In order to prevent his rebellious thoughts from becoming too obvious, Chen Guangda could only bring the twin sisters home. The four of them walked all the way home. The two little sisters pitifully followed behind him, while Little Sissy carried the big suitcase. Looking at his butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-
“Huh?”
Chen Guangda was stunned when he arrived at the gate of the courtyard. It was already past ten o’clock at night. The house was actually brightly lit, which was completely inconsistent with Li Damei’s stingy personality. Even if it was solar emergency lights, she was reluctant to turn them on. If they were to be turned on too much, the batteries would be damaged, causing Chen Guangda to blacken up and go to the toilet and almost fall into a toilet pit.
When Chen Guangda pushed open the door, he saw a strong smell of hot pot pouring down on his face. He saw two young ladies eating hot pot with sweat all over their heads. However, Li Damei squatted on the chair like a peasant worker. Her terrifying eating posture was like a starving ghost being reincarnated.
“I came back just in time. Hurry up and accompany my sister …”
Li Cuo knocked on the hotpot vigorously and raised his hand to pour a large cup of stuffed donkey for Chen Guangda. However, Chen Guangda was puzzled as he walked over. He looked at the table full of wine and dishes and laughed, “Whose unlucky bastard was tricked by you? Seeing that your milk cover is soaked with sweat, you should have tricked Chen Guangda a lot of money, right?”
“Where are you looking at the dog’s eyeballs? If you look at me again, you won’t be able to see the sun tomorrow morning …”
Li Cuo covered his open collar. He glared fiercely at Chen Guangda, but the two sisters immediately discovered the twins behind him. Li Cuo immediately mocked them with a strange tone, “You’re really capable. There are already people waiting on you at home. Are you still treating the twins? It looks like I’m sorry for your status if I don’t raise your rent. Do you understand me? A hundred yuan a month from now?”
“Get them a room …”
Chen Guangda threw a stack of big red tickets. Li Cuo’s eyeballs instantly straightened. However, Chen Guangda handed the cloth bag in his hand to Li Nian Nian. He touched her head and smiled, “The mink I bought for you on the way is brand new. Hurry up and put it on for brother to see!”
“Wow! Pink Ferret, I love you so much, brother …”
Li Nian Nian cried out in shock, He threw his head into his arms and kissed him fiercely. Then, he put on his mink coat excitedly and danced back and forth like a small colorful bird. However, Chen Guangda suddenly discovered that Li Cuo had disappeared. When he turned around, he saw that the little girl had actually opened his suitcase and was salivating as she stroked the gold bars inside.
“Li Damei! What are you doing? Let go of your claws …”
Chen Guangda hurriedly wanted to go forward and close the suitcase. It was full of life-threatening items. The most stringent thing in this world was drug trafficking. However, Li Cuo ran away after touching two gold bars like lightning. He hid behind him and shouted, “Isn’t it okay to take two gold bars from you? You can give my sister a mink and two gold bars from me, right?”
“No! You can have anything you want. You can’t touch this gold bar …”
Chen Guangda unquestionably stepped forward and wanted to snatch it back, but who would have thought that Li Cuo would give him the gold bar straightforwardly? Then, she proudly extended her small hand. Seeing Chen Guangda’s puzzled expression, she rubbed her fingers and smiled sinisterly, “Gentlemen, you have to keep your word. If you say I can do anything, then give me 5,000 yuan to spend it!”
“Brother! You haven’t bought a present for my sister yet, so you can’t be biased …”
Li Nian Nian also walked up delicately. He shook his arm for a while, but Chen Guangda waved his hand at Little Sissy. Only then did Little Sissy take out a black mink coat from his bag and said with a smile, “Brother Liang, how dare you forget your old man? I’ve already prepared the present for you. These two brand-new mink coats cost more than 2,000 yuan!”
“Aiyah, my mother! You profligate sons of a family, you were slaughtered and even helped people count their money. Five hundred yuan for each piece is enough …”
Li Cuo grabbed his coat and beat his chest. His heart ached as if he had sliced her flesh, but Chen Guangda ignored her. He hugged Li Nian Nian affectionately and sat down on the table. He pointed at the twins and said, “In the future, these two will be your maids. Whatever you want them to do, I’ll pay for all the food, drinks, and sprinkles.”
“Wow! It’s so good. I haven’t been a young lady yet. Why don’t you try hammering my leg first …”
Li Nian Nian giggled strangely. The twin sisters also knew how to control the wind. They hurriedly called Young Mistress and tried their best to rub her shoulders. Chen Guang Da picked up Li Cuo’s bowls and chopsticks and asked, “What do you mean by eating hotpot in the middle of the night? It seems like you bought it from outside, right?”
“Brother Liang! Don’t ask anything, sister will accompany you first …”
Li Cuo suddenly squeezed his butt over, his big eyes blinking at him. Chen Guangda immediately pushed her out and sneered, “If you have something to say, don’t be so cute. If I’m not wrong, this hotpot should be Zhou Guihua’s treat, right? It should also be stuffed with red envelopes for you to say nice things, right?”
“Aiyo ~ Brother Liang, you’re really a human being. You can’t hide anything from me …”
Li Cuo laughed exaggeratedly, but Chen Guangda rubbed his goosebumps. She immediately slammed the table and said, “Ga-ha? I can’t be so spoiled. I have to curse you with a big tongue to be comfortable, right? I think you’re an ancient weapon … sword (cheap)!”
“Brother ~ Sister will accompany you for a drink …”
Li Nian Nian suddenly grew tired of it. A pair of beautiful legs rested on Chen Guangda’s body. Chen Guangda immediately drank a cup of wine with her happily. Then, he put down his glass and said proudly, “Since the two of you are drinking soup for me, go tell Zhou Guihua to scram as far away as possible before I break her dog leg. Don’t let me see her again!”
“Just let her live. It’s not easy for her to earn money from skin and flesh. It’s just that her brain isn’t working well. She already knew that she was wrong. She just slapped her mouth in my face …”
Li Cuo sat down helplessly. However, when Chen Guangda said that she had humiliated Little Sissy, Li Cuo immediately stopped talking and pushed Li Nian Nian’s legs off Chen Guangda’s body. Then, he picked up a glass of wine and said with a smile, “Master Kun has rewarded you with a lot of money. Why don’t you leave these two girls alone? How about we two sisters be your babysitters? Two thousand yuan a month is enough. The price is good!”
Chen Guangda curled his lips in disdain and said, “Come on! I’m not a masochist. What kind of nanny am I looking for? Besides, she’s an original big girl. Can you compare?”
Who would have thought that Li Cuo would slap the table heavily again and shout loudly, “Doggy calf! Which one of you saw that your old mother wasn’t around? Did you have sex or did you have a dream? Do you believe that I took out my aunt’s towel and patted your face with blood?”
“Brother! My sister is really a virgin. She has been secretly in love with our neighbor and brother until now, but her boyfriend hasn’t even talked about it …”
Li Nian Nian whispered in Chen Guang Da’s ear and couldn’t help but laugh. Chen Guang Da was immediately stunned, but Li Cuo said with disdain, “I think you’ve stayed in the chicken nest too much. You think there are no good women in the world? Come on! Don’t force us to go to bed after drinking one bottle of this wine!”
“I said, can’t you take off the mink first? Your underwear is wet with sweat …”
“No! You’re going to make me feel better for a while longer. Even in my dreams, I would like to have a mink …”
…
“Eh? Brother! Why are your eyes so dark? I didn’t see you get hit in the eye yesterday …”
As soon as Little Sissy woke up and was about to wash up in the courtyard, he saw Chen Guangda become a one-eyed panda. A large chunk of his left eye was black and blue. Who would have thought that Chen Guangda would be so unlucky to say, “Don’t mention it. Last night, it was so bad that he touched the tiger’s butt!”
“Ah? You’re not going to secretly tease Big Sister Da Mei, are you?”
Little Sissy looked at him in astonishment, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and said, “I was looking for a whip. It was every year that suggested that I go to her room in the middle of the night. Who knew that the tiger mother was afraid of me, Huo Huo, and her sister would actually sleep with Nian Nian. As a result, I just touched her butt twice, and she punched me in the back, almost causing my nose to bleed!”
“Haha ~ You deserve this. You dare touch Big Sister Da Mei’s butt …”
Little Sissy laughed out loud in schadenfreude. Chen Guangda glared at him and went back to the second floor. He was surprised when he just went upstairs. Everything he had was placed in the corridor. When he hurried into the room, he would know the bad thing. Li Cuo was sitting on his bed with an ice-cold expression. There were several shattered fake gold bars on the ground, and the shiny drugs were almost spilled all over the floor.
“These are the things you gave us and the money. Please count them and get out of our house immediately …”
Li Cuo looked at Chen Guangda with an ice-cold expression. On the bed was her favorite mink coat and thick gold rolls. Chen Guangda could only step forward and sigh, “This is my boss’s goods. He wants me to help him trade at night. You know that I don’t have the strength to refuse yet. If I don’t go to the trade, I will die an ugly death!”
“I know, that’s why I didn’t report you, but my family will never allow a single drug. This is the thing that I, Li Cuo, hate the most in my life …”
Li Cuo coldly looked at Chen Guangda and said, “I tell you, Our family was ruined by drugs, My father was addicted to drugs when we were very young. He could beat my mother to death just to take a mouthful of powder. He sold everything he could sell at home. My mother was tortured to find shortsightedness. I took my sister around since I was thirteen, so I hated drugs, you know? ”
“I’m sorry! I shouldn’t have brought this back …”
Chen Guangda nodded helplessly and directly picked up the large suitcase on the ground. “Keep all the things and money. Just treat them as gifts for my children. This money is earned by my ability. It has nothing to do with drugs. If you need help, you can come to me at any time. I hope you can treat me as a friend!” Chen Guangda nodded helplessly.
“If you treat me like a friend, listen to my advice. Don’t touch these things. Drugs will kill you sooner or later …”
Li Cuo stood up excitedly. For the first time, he looked at Chen Guangda with incomparable concern. However, Chen Guangda smiled and stroked her hair. “Don’t worry! I hate these things too much, but there are some things that I can’t tell you yet. But the next time you see me, you will definitely find that I have always been very clean!”
“I…”
Li Cuo opened his mouth as if he wanted to ask for help. However, Chen Guangda directly carried the suitcase and walked out. At this time, Li Nian Nian hurriedly ran out and grabbed his hand pitifully. However, Chen Guangda patted her pretty face and called out to the twin sisters before saying, “Goodbye!” Li Damei, stop stuffing newspapers in your chest in the future. Your cup is not small anymore! Haha ~ ”
“Bah ~ Stinking shameless …”
Li Cuo’s pretty face turned red and she subconsciously covered her chest. Actually, the two of them maintained a certain tacit understanding. None of them gave the details of the misunderstanding last night, because Chen Guangda wasn’t just touching her butt.