From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 560
Chapter 560 Gone with the Wind Beauty
“Motherf*cker! Why is it so white …”
Chen Guangda looked at himself in the mirror. The skin on his face was so tender that even he was embarrassed. He was practically like a baby that could be broken by blowing a bullet. It was completely different from the color of his skin below his neck. It could not be caused by excessive blood loss. It was as if he had forcefully shed an old layer of skin and grown a brand new layer of skin.
“Brother! Your skin is really good. I’m so jealous …”
Little Sissy suddenly squeezed his butt over. Not only did he spray a large amount of hairspray to get his hair done, he even painted his face with whitening cream. Seeing Chen Guangda looking at him with a disgusted expression, he rolled his eyes and said, “I’m an actor. Image is the most important thing. If not for the sudden arrival of this damn apocalypse, I would have played the second male lead in a new play. What about Director Feng Xiaogang’s masterpiece?”
“I think you’re a waitress, right?”
Chen Guangda shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. She combed her hair and left the room. She saw Li Nian Nian running over with a suit. She happily compared his clothes and said, “You have to look handsome for the interview today. I just bought this for you from the street. Hurry up and try it on. Don’t let my sister find out. Otherwise, I’ll have to ask you for money again.”
“It’s still my sister who is considerate …”
Chen Guangda smiled and winked at her. He hurriedly ran back to change into a dark blue suit. Although he had never been a good dresser, his outfit was too shabby. After he changed his clothes and walked out with Little Sissy, Li Nian Nian immediately exclaimed, “Wow!” “So handsome! Sun Di, go to the side! I’m talking about Brother Liang!”
“Wait for me at home obediently. I’ll bring you delicious food when I come back …”
Chen Guangda chuckled and hooked Li Nian Nian’s chin. The little girl immediately nodded her head repeatedly like a flower. Only then did Chen Guangda bring a wave of coquettish wind downstairs. He continued to berate that black-hearted old woman Li Cuo. She was clearly a sister from her mother’s womb, but her personality was different. That woman Li Cuo was like everyone owed her money.
“Yo ~ So handsome …”
Chen Guangda’s heart suddenly tightened. The black-hearted woman actually walked up to him. Chen Guangda’s wicked smile almost gave him goosebumps. Unexpectedly, Li Cuo walked up slowly and helped him adjust his collar for the first time. Then, he nodded and said, “Hmm! He looks a bit like a man in a suit. I have to perform well today!”
“Don’t worry! I won’t embarrass you …”
Seeing Li Cuo suddenly become gentle like water, Chen Guangda was incredibly excited. He swore that he would nod his head and walk down. However, Li Cuo slowly said, “Remember to return the money for the suit when you pay it back. This suit material is good, even if you pay 30 yuan!”
“Why don’t you go steal it? Where’s the good polyester material …”
Chen Guangda glared at her with a face full of embarrassment and indignation. However, Li Cuo gave him a cold laugh. After looking at him with extreme contempt, he shook his waist and went upstairs proudly. Chen Guangdao was so angry that he threw a fist at the stairs. Unexpectedly, Li Cuo abruptly retreated from the stairs. He pointed at him and scolded, “If you dare to smash it again, I’ll put laxatives in your dinner and drag you to death, you son of a bitch!”
“Hurry up and leave! My brother, aren’t you courting death by fighting with her …”
Little Sissy hurriedly rushed up and dragged Chen Guangda away. Chen Guangda was also as depressed as a plague chicken. He was noisy, noisy, and unable to fight. The grievances in his heart could be imagined. Fortunately, Little Sissy’s skill in teasing the poor was very good, and he finally pulled Chen Guangda back from the edge of the resentful woman.
“Brother! Can you call out an action for me? This way, I can enter the acting state. Otherwise, I’m afraid that they will think my mother doesn’t want me …”
As soon as the two of them arrived at an old residential area, Little Sissy pulled Chen Guangda awkwardly. Chen Guangda nodded without hesitation. He directly used his hand to compare the boxes and shouted, “Lighting equipment, item preparation, male number one Sun Di is ready to enter his state, Action!”
“Let’s go!”
Little Sissy was suddenly like a female ghost possessing her body. After a fierce tremor, her temperament instantly changed. Not only did she have a bit more masculinity out of thin air, even her voice became rough. She wore a black sportswear and was completely a normal young man.
“Very good! Just keep it like this. You can’t stop until I say Ka …”
Chen Guangda nodded his head in satisfaction. He hadn’t expected that this brat would be able to enter the show in minutes. He didn’t feel any tension at all. It seemed that he really had some talent as an actor. Sun Di smiled confidently at him and waved his hand to lead Chen Guangda out. He didn’t twist his butt anymore.
The two of them quickly arrived at the Sunny Road in the center. Because this place hadn’t suffered the impact of the Corpse Tide, the situation was basically the same as before the apocalypse. There were a lot of vendors selling messy things. However, the people here didn’t seem to be interested in going out for supplies. They were basically selling hand-made products related to life, either vegetables or poultry grown by themselves.
Li Village is clearly a self-sufficient place, There are mountains, water, coal mines and salt wells nearby, The residents didn’t need to risk their lives to get supplies. Unlike the streets of Golden City back then, which were filled with weapons, the biggest advantage of this place was that there was a Black Mountain City in charge. If the residents lacked supplies, they could use their food to trade with Black Mountain City. Perhaps Black Mountain City was the real place to venture into Jianghu.
“We’re here! This is it …”
Sun Di suddenly pointed to a four-story building in front of him. Chen Guangda nodded and walked over. The people who worked here knew that it was a night owl without guessing, so they specially chose a lunch point. Who knew that the moment they entered the door, it would be as quiet as death? The words “Gone with the Wind Beauty Entertainment Club” hung on the front of the door.
“Who is Zhou Guihua? Oh! You’re looking for Zhou Jialing, aren’t you? The last young miss room on the second floor …”
After the two of them explained their intentions, The sleepy doorman pointed upstairs. He turned around and went to sleep on the sofa in the hall. The two of them could only helplessly look at each other and walk up the stairs to the second floor. However, they knocked outside the young miss’ room for a long time without responding. Only after Chen Guangda impatiently kicked twice did the door open with a “creak”.
“Who …”
A dumbfounded little face suddenly appeared behind the door. Its waxy yellow face was like a zombie’s. A pungent smell of cigarettes pounced on its face. It did not smell like powder at all. Chen Guangda said to look for Chou Ka-ling, and the sleepwalking girl turned around and shouted, “Mom, there are two bosses looking for you!”
“Heavens! Who’s so early? Come in by yourself …”
Soon, a mumbling sound of grief came from the room. The two of them had no choice but to push open the door and enter. Unexpectedly, the opening of the door startled the two of them. They saw dozens of girls sleeping on the carpet. Their bras and shorts were almost thrown all over the floor, almost leaving no place for them to rest.
“I’ll go!”
Chen Guangda shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. Many girls slept dishonestly. They could tell at a glance that they were either buttocks or white legs. However, the heating here was sufficient. These girls slept on the carpet and were not afraid of catching a cold. However, the two of them had absolutely no impulse. Whoever faced a group of girls whose faces were waxy yellow and smelled of alcohol and cigarettes would not be interested.
“My two big brothers, you guys came too early. The door hasn’t even opened yet …”
There was another complaint coming from the inside. The two of them hurriedly passed through the large white legs. They walked to the entrance of the inner room and saw that the small room was actually filled with three large beds. The beds were also full of girls. Only a woman with disheveled hair sat in the middle. She was wearing only a vacuum sling nightgown and looked at them like a ghost.
“Sister Hua, right? We were introduced by Big Sister Da Mei …”
Sun Di hurriedly stepped forward and smiled respectfully. Chen Guangda didn’t say anything because he was afraid that others would laugh at him. Who knew that the other party would directly curse at him? He immediately said angrily, “Aren’t you two Biao? You came looking for me this early in the morning and even told me not to let anyone sleep!”
“Haha ~ Sister Hua! It’s almost twelve o’clock …”
Sun Di awkwardly pointed at the watch on his wrist. Zhou Guihua lifted her messy hair on his forehead, revealing a pretty but similarly wax-yellow face. However, she still said angrily, “Forget about you guys. Hurry up and give me a divine awakening cigarette, and then bring you to see the supervisor … fuck! There’s no smoke! Why don’t you two die? What’s the use of living!”
Zhou Guihua stood up cursing, He took out a cigarette from his bag, After taking a few deep breaths, he seemed to wake up a little. Then, he leaned against the wall and looked at Chen Guangda playfully. He smiled and said, “You two are from the south, right? Our lords in the Northeast are not as white as you are. I think you should just follow me and introduce a few rich ladies to you later. Keeping them is much more profitable than working as security guards!”
“Thank you! But we just want to do something serious …”
Sun Di rubbed his hands embarrassedly. Zhou Guihua immediately rolled her eyes and picked up a down jacket on the ground. She extinguished the cigarette butt and walked out with the two of them. Unexpectedly, as soon as they reached the stairs, a group of strong men hurriedly ran up with bright machetes in their hands.
“Sigh ~ Brother Long, who are you guys going to chop down at noon? Are you my guests?”
Zhou Guihua’s face was full of shock as he stopped a black-faced burly man. Who would have thought that the burly man would harshly curse, “Are you fucking deaf? You didn’t even hear someone screaming so miserably upstairs. The zombies upstairs are about to have a fucking dance. Quickly go back and check on your people, eh? Who are these two?”
“Oh! Aren’t you lacking two security guards? This was introduced by a little sister of mine …”
Zhou Guihua hurriedly pulled Chen Guangda and the others to introduce them. Who would have thought that after the black-faced man sized them up, he would suddenly stuffed two machetes into their hands and said, “It’s the right time to come. As long as the two of you go up and chop down the living corpses for me, not only will I let you pass unconditionally, I will also let you directly advance to night patrol!”
“Ah? Cut … cut a living corpse, I don’t dare …”
Sun Di was even scared off the machete in his hand. His voice sounded like a cannonball. Who knew that the strong man would snatch another machete from his hand and put it on his neck. He said fiercely, “If you don’t dare to go up and chop the living corpse today, I will chop you down. If you want to die, choose one of you!”