From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 56

Chapter 56 Living Corpse Slaughterhouse
“Ooh ~ This woman is really big, I’m going to vomit …”

On a path outside the kindergarten, Hu Yidao was carrying a plastic bag with a disgusting expression. Inside was a bloody sanitary napkin. However, Chen Guangda hurriedly made a gesture of silence. This place was already considered a wilderness and could encounter a large number of living corpses at any time.

“Alright! This is it …”

Chen Guangda didn’t dare to leave the kindergarten too far away. After arriving at a small bush, the two of them squatted in. First, they unscrewed a bottle of diluted disinfectant and sprinkled it on their bodies. Then, they dug out a small hole in the plastic bag and threw it outside the bush.

“It won’t attract many living corpses, right?”

Hu Yidao stretched out his head worriedly. He was deeply afraid that the two of them were trying to bind themselves. However, Chen Guangda said in a low voice, “Probably not!” “Actually, I also want to test the sense of smell of the living corpses. I want to see just how good their sense of smell is. If there are really many living corpses here, we will run towards that small river ditch and lure them into the river.”

“What if there are a lot of them …”

Hu Yidao still looked at him worriedly, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes. He was too lazy to argue with him about this kind of crow beak. He held the short spear and patiently squatted in the bushes. However, only a cigarette had passed. Hu Yidao abruptly shrunk his head and said anxiously, “Fuck! Coming, three of them!”

“Motherf*cker! Isn’t this nose too smart …”

Chen Guangda was also shocked. He was actually much faster than he had expected. He hurriedly used the short spear to pull the plastic bag in and quickly pierced the hole. However, the few living corpses in the distance were still chasing after him. Hu Yidao hurriedly picked up the short spear and wanted to charge out. However, Chen Guangda grabbed him and said, “Wait!” Let’s see if they can find us! ”

“I bet two condoms will definitely discover us …”

Hu Yidao looked at Chen Guangda and chuckled. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda stretched out five fingers. Hu Yidao curled his lips in disdain as he agreed. Following that, he saw the three living corpses spinning around the bushes, constantly shrugging their noses in search of smell. Chen Guangda immediately raised his eyebrows proudly, knowing that the three living corpses had definitely lost their target.

“Roar ~”

Suddenly! Before Chen Guangda could stand up, a short living corpse suddenly roared. It actually turned around and pounced into the bushes. The two of them were startled and immediately jumped up to stab it with a spear. The remaining two also instantly pounced on it. However, this formation was nothing to the two of them. Two more fell to the ground easily.

“Haha ~ Give me the condom when you get back …”

Hu Yidao smiled so hard that his mouth almost split open. It was not easy to defeat Chen Guangda. However, Chen Guangda sniffed hard at the smell on his body and shook his head. “No!” “This disinfectant smells too faint. It can’t cover the smell on our bodies at all. In this way, you can cut off one of our arms with a kitchen knife and sprinkle the corpse blood all around!”

“I’ll bet five more condoms this time, no! One box …”

Hu Yidao laughed wretchedly, Then, he squatted down and chopped off one of the corpses’ arms, sprinkling pitch-black corpse blood all around them. Chen Guangda also began to touch the corpse’s body, but not long after, he tossed over a Rolex gold watch and said with a face full of misfortune, “You’re all fucking poor. You don’t even have a biscuit in your pocket!”

“High-end neighborhoods, you can’t have a few tea eggs outside, right?”

Hu Yidao shrugged his shoulders without any surprise. Then, he jerked his golden watch on his wrist and kept flipping through it. Chen Guangda simply dragged the three living corpses to their side. Only then did he untie the plastic bag containing the sanitary napkin and throw it out of the bushes again.

“F*ck! It really stinks, it smells even worse than pig manure …”

Hu Yidao pinched his nose gloomily. In the first two days, these living corpses didn’t stink as bad as they did. However, as time passed, the bodies of the living corpses began to rot. Even if there was a beautiful female living corpse lying in front of him, he wasn’t in the mood to see the color of her underwear anymore.

“Huh?”

Chen Guangda’s eyes suddenly narrowed. Just look at the forehead of a living corpse, Suddenly, a snow-white corpse worm appeared and wriggled towards the two of them desperately. Chen Guangda raised his hand and wanted to stab it to death. However, the corpse worm suddenly stiffened. It was as if it had discovered something terrifying. It actually lay in front of him and trembled. Then, it slowly moved backwards bit by bit.

“Gudu ~”

Chen Guangda swallowed heavily and subconsciously touched his belly. This corpse worm was obviously afraid of something. Furthermore, it was very likely that it was the big black worm he swallowed. His back instantly started to turn cold. He looked at his belly with incomparable fear. Could that damned black worm still be alive?

“F*ck! Here we go, five of them this time …”

Hu Yidao suddenly gave him a gentle push. Chen Guangda, who was filled with fear, immediately regained his senses. However, regardless of whether that damned black insect was still alive or not, at least he had not encountered any problems at the moment. As long as he still had one breath left, he had to survive!

Chen Guangda hurriedly picked up the plastic bag and tied it up. He hugged the short spear and held his breath tightly. The five living corpses almost rushed over. However, as soon as they ran out of the bushes, they began to feel confused. They shrugged their noses and kept rolling back and forth on the road, as if their eyes were about to pop out from anxiety.

“Come on! Hurry up and come over …”

Hu Yidao gritted his teeth and whispered, Right now, the only thing they cared about was the condoms. The three women had only collected a little more than two boxes. One was less than one. No one wanted to make them pregnant at this time, but the five dead and alive corpses outside couldn’t come. Not long after, they still had signs of disappearing.

“Hehe ~ Old Hu! Remember a box …”

Chen Guangda smiled and patted Hu Yidao on the shoulder. Hu Yidao immediately cursed and jumped up from the ground. The five living corpses immediately roared and rushed towards them. However, the dense bushes were unable to unfold their bodies. The two of them stood there, waiting for trouble. A poke was one, which was even simpler than a wheat harvest.

“Haha ~ I knew this little fatty had something in his bag …”

Hu Yidao directly pulled open the bag of a fat living corpse. He didn’t expect it to be filled with all sorts of snacks. He even put two cans of cola in it. Chen Guangda’s harvest was not small. Not only did he take out a dozen sets of items from a female corpse’s bag, he also took out some small items like solar chargers. As for the notes, he also collected some. In any case, he could save them for playing cards at night.

“Guangda! This method is really good. You must not tell anyone. This will be our unique secret skill in the future …”

Hu Yidao hugged his spoils of war proudly, but Chen Guangda nodded his head and didn’t say anything. He picked up the three car keys he had just collected and stood up. He pressed the buttons one by one to look at the surrounding vehicles. Not long after, he saw a Grand Cherokee suddenly flash its lights and the two of them ran over with flattery.

“Hurry up and see if there’s anything good …”

Hu Yidao rubbed his hands eagerly. They didn’t dare to touch the car here randomly. If they called the police, they would definitely die a horrible death. However, after Chen Guangda opened the trunk, there was nothing in the car except half a box of mineral water.

“Pah ~ I didn’t know to put some emergency food in there. There’s no sense of danger at all …”

Hu Yidao cursed in disappointment. However, Chen Guangda still didn’t seem to give up. He removed the water tank and directly pulled off the cover of the spare tire. Unexpectedly, the two of them instantly sucked in a breath of cold air. Chen Guangda’s eyes widened and he was shocked, “Holy shit! It’s a gun!”