From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 559
Chapter 559 Diamond Barbie
Everbright almost exploded with grievance today, He had seen a lot of shameless people. He was a shameless ancestor himself, but when he met Li Cuo, he knew what a shameless person was. This woman was completely shameless. She could say anything without any limits. If it wasn’t for the system of checking temporary residence permits here, he would have slapped his butt and left long ago.
“You can stay here in the future. The two of you two southern chairs just fit together …”
When Li Cuo returned home, he directly took Chen Guangda to the second floor. Unexpectedly, he had just pushed open a door at the end when a shocked scream came from inside. A handsome young man suddenly covered his body with clothes and stamped his feet. “Sister! Why didn’t you knock on the door again? I’m changing clothes here! I hate it!” He shouted.
“If you act spoiled again, I’ll cut you. Look at my goosebumps …”
Li Cuo’s face trembled with disgust. Chen Guangda looked at the other party, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. He finally knew how the reputation of the southerners had been ruined. However, Little Sissy walked up happily and stretched out his hand. “Is this my new roommate? Hello, my name is Sun Di. I’m a movie actor. Just call him Little Di!”
“My name is Liu Tianliang …”
Chen Guangda reluctantly shook hands with the other party. He was deeply afraid that this guy had some bad habits, but Little Sissy’s cultivation was pretty good. He didn’t joke about his big tongue. However, Li Cuo said, “The rent here is 10 yuan per person per month. You can have dinner with us in the future. I will charge the food bill to you. When you earn money, you can return it to me together!”
“What the hell! I’m going out to sell my butt …”
Chen Guangda glared at Li Cuo angrily. ‘”Thank you for reminding me. There’s a duck shop in the wasteland. I’m sure you’ll be able to sell it for a good price. I’ll contact you later to make sure that you don’t defraud me of your money,” said Li Cuo with a cold laugh.
“Bah ~”
Chen Guangda spat heavily and went straight to an empty bed. Li Cuo immediately wriggled his big butt and left proudly. However, Little Sissy sat down and said, “Don’t be angry with Big Mei. Big Mei is fine. She hasn’t kicked me out even though I owe her six months’ rent. Sometimes, she even helps me eat!”
“Just say it. Don’t touch my arm, okay? You gay …”
Chen Guangda slapped his hands away, but Little Sissy shouted wrongly, “I’m a pure-blooded gentleman. I only like women, but I’m an actress. The first play I’m going to play is a sissy. I can’t get out if I’m too deep in the play. You can’t discriminate. I’m not laughing at you for being a big tongue!”
Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and crawled up again. He walked out of the window and silently observed his surroundings. Actually, this Tunzhen Town was no longer smaller than an ordinary county town. It didn’t look very wealthy. The only building that looked like it was the government’s. The largest restaurant was only five stories tall. He had also inquired about it earlier. It was actually more than sixty kilometers away from the seaside. He had been transported here as a human meat bun. He didn’t know how many times he had done so.
‘Memory card! Memory card …’
Chen Guangda suddenly remembered the serum information in his pocket. Actually, he had always been careful. He had two memory cards on him, one real and one fake. Even the one given to Commander Coiling Dragon Town was incomplete. The person who took him out of the ship was definitely helping Hai Laozi. Needless to say, he would also take away his pocket. If the other party flipped through it carefully, he would definitely find the real memory card.
“Do you know if the Old Lord Liu Steamed Bun Shop is closed today …”
Chen Guangda turned to look at Little Sissy. If you want to find those Hai Laozi, you can only start from the human meat buns shop. Little Sissy nodded and said, “The buns shop has been set on fire for a long time. That night, you didn’t even hear the sound of gongs and drums shouting to put out the fire. I heard that several people were burned inside, and even the boss and wife were burned inside!”
“Why is it burning …”
Chen Guangda frowned slightly. Although he had set the fire, He didn’t expect to burn down the entire buns shop. The young man who was chasing him that night should still be alive. However, he didn’t dare to go out to look for him now. If the police found out that he didn’t have a temporary residence permit, it was hard to guarantee that there was no arrest warrant for him, Chen Guangda. It had already been proved to him that Lin Na’s hand was longer than he had imagined.
“Right! What do you rely on for a living? Do you have a way to earn money?”
Chen Guangda habitually touched his pocket and tried to pull out a cigarette. Only then did he remember that his pockets were cleaner than his face and that he had to earn money to not squeeze out the black-hearted woman. However, Little Sissy shrugged his shoulders and said, “They strongly invited me to work at the duck shop, but I really don’t want to burst chrysanthemums, so I can only scrub people in the bathroom. They treat me to two meals a day without a cent of salary!”
“Damn it! If only I had the ability to open a coffin …”
Chen Guangda patted his forehead with great difficulty. He wanted to go out of the village to get supplies, but not only did he lose the Corpse Claw Spear, his kidney-deficient body was also quite weak. As long as he encountered a small corpse jump, he would have to die. The damned Black Corpse Bug was also a living corpse attractor. If he didn’t encounter a corpse jump, then he would be called a ghost.
After chatting nonsense for a while, Soon, it was dinner time. Little Sissy followed Chen Guangda out the door. There were quite a few people living here. There were five or six people squeezed into one room. Their pigeon-cage-like rooms were considered luxury rooms here. If not for the fact that two of them had just been hanged, Chen Guangda would probably have squeezed into a bed with Little Sissy.
“Big tongue! Come here …”
Li Cuo, who was wearing an apron, suddenly walked out of the kitchen and hooked his fingers at Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda could only walk over sullenly, his stomach full of indescribable cowardice. However, when he saw the food in the kitchen, his eyes lit up. Behind him, Little Sissy cried out in surprise, “Wow! Kill the chicken! Do you celebrate your birthday? Big sister!”
“What kind of birthday is this? If you want to eat it, then kill it …”
Li Cuo leaned against the kitchen door carelessly. However, Chen Guangda’s heart was slightly warm. It was estimated that this chicken was specially killed for his savior to eat. Unexpectedly, Li Cuo suddenly took out a certificate and handed it to him. He said, “You lost your temporary residence certificate. I just found someone to make it up for you. You don’t need to be afraid of meeting the police!”
“Uh ~”
Chen Guangda scratched his head strangely. The photo on the ID wasn’t him at all, However, Li Cuo pulled him over and whispered, “I sent someone to the police station to investigate. There is no record of you. If it weren’t for your good performance today, I would have called the police to arrest you. You set the fire in the bun shop, right?”
“You … How do you know …”
Chen Guangda looked at her in astonishment. Li Cuo sneered and said, “When I dragged you up from the pit, your face was still stained with flour and bun skin. The bun shop caught fire at that time. It wasn’t you who set the fire, and you were able to enter the village without anyone noticing. You must have been transported in as meat stuffing!”
“You know that’s a human steamed buns shop …”
Chen Guang was so shocked that he almost smiled from ear to ear. Who would have thought that Li Cuo would say with disdain, “Who doesn’t know? There’s no slaughterhouse now! Where did he get the meat from? The people who go there to eat steamed buns are all hungry ghosts who want to get cheap. Everyone knows it. I’m such a smart woman, and I can guess where you came from!”
“Then do you know who brought me in? I was unconscious …”
Chen Guangda was secretly shocked by this woman’s analytical ability. This profiteer is indeed not something an ordinary person can do, but Li Cuo rolled his eyes and said angrily, “How do I know that the Steamed Bun Shop is not owned by my family, but the temporary residence permit I gave you is fake. It’s fine to deal with the inspection, but if you dare to be caught, I won’t admit that I did it for you!”
“Then I will go out tomorrow to look for a job. I will definitely pay you back your money, and I will also give you the money to get a fake certificate …”
Chen Guangda curled his lips in disdain. Who would have thought that this black-hearted woman would actually ask him for 50 yuan, and even act as if I had eaten you shamelessly. Chen Guangda could only swallow this anger. He had already asked Little Sissy about it. Now, a kilo of white flour was only six yuan. Two yuan from Liu Ying on the street was enough for him to go to the restaurant for a few times.
“Stop! You dare to leave before I can finish my sentence. Di, come over here as well …”
Li Cuo suddenly grabbed Chen Guangda aggressively. After glaring at him, he said, “I have a young lady who works in Master Kun’s casino. They happen to lack two security guards on duty. Not only do they get 30 yuan a month, they also have a supper to eat every night, so I recommend you two to go!”
“Wow ~ Sister! You are my goddess …”
Little Sissy shouted excitedly, He directly pounced on Li Cuo’s face and kissed him fiercely. Immediately, Li Cuo twisted his ears and kicked him away. However, Chen Guangda was puzzled as he asked who Master Kun was. Little Sissy immediately said excitedly, “Master Kun, you don’t even know. Our First Brother of the Mafia in Li Village must be polite when he sees him. If we’re lucky, we might get a tip!”
“You two better do your best. I promised someone that if you dare to lose face with me, you two won’t be able to live anymore …”
Li Cuo raised his chest and stared at them proudly. However, Chen Guangda was suddenly stunned. Previously, Li Cuo’s chest had to be at least an E-cup. It was as attractive as two large coconuts. Who knew that it would shrink so badly now? At most, a C would be amazing. He immediately asked, “Why is your chest like a balloon? Does it still have a shrinking function?”
“Scram, calf! I’ll dig out your eyeballs again …”
Li Cuo cursed angrily. He spat out a mouthful of saliva on Chen Guangda’s face before he went into the kitchen angrily. However, Little Sissy suddenly covered his mouth and sneered, “The cup is just like time. You can squeeze it out forcefully. Big Sister Da Mei also has a nickname, ‘Newspaper Li’. She doesn’t go out unless she stuffs two newspapers into her chest!”
“Ah …”
Before Little Sissy could finish his words, he was kicked flying by Li Cuo. Li Cuo actually raised his kitchen knife and rushed out with killing intent. He pointed at everyone in the living room and scolded, “Whoever dares to call me Lee in the newspaper again, I’ll chop him off for meat. From today onwards, the rent will be increased by two yuan a month. If you don’t stop, scram for me.”
“Holy shit!”
Chen Guangda suddenly covered his old face and retreated. Who would have thought that this phlegm of the dead woman would actually be directed at him? However, dozens of people in the living room didn’t dare to even fart. They all ran into the room dejectedly. Chen Guangda could only cover his face and admit that he was unlucky. This woman’s manner of brandishing a kitchen knife was too ferocious. The Fat Corpse King would probably tremble at the sight of it. She was simply a Tyrannosaurus rex!