From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 558
Chapter 558 Gangsters, Your Sister
Chen Guangda was completely dumbfounded. In his life, he had fought with many people. Not to mention the small scene of carrying a big blade and going out to chop people, even he had experienced a lot of big scenes like the airplane cannon. This was the first time he went out to fight with a hoe and an agricultural vehicle. Beside him were some migrant workers from his grandfather’s generation who thought he was Chen Haonan.
“Don’t be cowardly! Don’t be afraid! Just do it …”
When the farm truck creaked and stopped at the end of the alley, The old man in the lead patted Chen Guangda heavily and jumped out of the car with a shovel. The rest of the people also flew out with great momentum. The multicolored country motorcycle gang also drove over. However, when the little golden fur in the lead saw that Chen Guangda was still dumbfounded, he immediately laughed shamelessly and said, “What the hell are you doing?” “You’re so scared that you can’t pee in your pants before the movie starts!”
“Native chicken! Don’t laugh at him. The two chairs from the south have never seen such a scene before …”
Li Cuo got off the little BMW with a big wave, She didn’t tremble when she wore a black silk on a cold day, but Little Golden Hairy, who was called a local chicken, laughed loudly, “Ai Mom ~ Why did my face turn so pale? So it turns out that Little Sissy from the South, I heard that you Southerners have to wash your mother-in-law’s underwear at home, right? Do you still have any men with handles?”
“The area was great. The crematorium of the entire family …”
Chen Guangda stared expressionlessly at Little Golden Hair. Unfortunately, he had a big tongue and no one could hear what he was saying. Meanwhile, Li Cuo carelessly hugged Little Golden Hair and pointed at him and said, “Big tongue!” “This is your Brother Earth Chicken. I’ll go negotiate with someone later. All of you listen to Chicken’s orders from behind. If he says you can do it, then you can go up and do it. After you return, you’ll all be rewarded!”
“Sister! Little brother will open the way for you …”
The chicken slapped its chest. He pulled out a large blade from behind his waist. He arrogantly led a large group of people into the alley. Li Cuo and her sister was surrounded by them like the Queen, while Chen Guangda carried a hoe like a fool and hooked his head in the crowd. Even though he knew that he wouldn’t be met by an acquaintance, he really couldn’t afford to lose this person from the bottom of his heart.
Not far away was a hundred square meters of open space, sandwiched between a few short residential buildings, There was a folding table in the middle of the open space. There was also a hot copper hotpot and various kinds of soups. A chubby man was already sweating profusely. Behind him was also a large group of migrant workers holding steel pipes. However, most of them were burly men with big waists.
After everyone surrounded Li Cuo and her sister to the open space, The noisy scene instantly quieted down, Neither side spoke, but they stared at each other fiercely with their eyes wide open. A bunch of Little Geezer were still trying their best to put on a mighty appearance, just like they were holding an incomparably sharp saber instead of a hoe or shovel. The smell of gunpowder mixed with the smell of dirt quickly spread out.
“Let’s go first …”
The fatty opened a bottle of liquor without raising his head and filled two large glasses. This glass of liquor had to be at least three taels. Who would have thought that Li Cuo would shake his down jacket and step on the stool with his head held high. He lifted the glass and stuffed it in one breath, then threw it away with a “clang” sound.
“Alright!”
The people on Chen Guangda’s side immediately applauded. Even Chen Guangda was secretly speechless. This little woman’s face didn’t even turn red when she drank a large glass of wine. She didn’t have any reluctance at all. Without a two-pound amount of alcohol, she couldn’t even withstand drinking like this. Chen Guangda unconsciously thought about it in his heart. He was afraid that this little woman could even take a taxi home if she drank the two of them.
“Li Damei! Good job …”
The fat man finally raised his head and gave a thumbs up. He also finished the wine in his glass in one breath. Then, he wiped his mouth and said indifferently, “Logically speaking, I shouldn’t argue with a little girl like you. With your clothes, I might even be able to support you. However, today is different from the past. The days are getting sadder and sadder. The brothers under my command are about to lose their food. It’s no longer good to not argue, but I still hope that you can retreat despite the difficulties before you fall out!”
“Liu Sandao! Stop pulling calves. We can only enter one of the doors today …”
Li Cuo majestically stuck her waist up. She was not afraid to walk away even if she stepped on the chair. Chen Guangda only knew that Li Cuo’s nickname was Li Damei, and she was one of the famous beauties here. However, he still asked puzzledly, “Since you’re here to negotiate why she was dressed like this, do you still want to seduce the fatty?”
‘”You don’t understand! Behind Fatty is the back door of Tongfu Restaurant. The chief will come over for dinner at 11:30. Whoever enters will be able to sign a contract with the chief today. Can Da Mei not wear beautiful clothes …”
A Little Geezer worked tirelessly to popularize science for Chen Guangda. However, when he saw Chen Guangda’s cowardly look, he patted Chen Guangda’s shoulder and said proudly, “Don’t be afraid! Let me tell you the truth, we are actually here to pretend and put on a show. We won’t really fight at all. It’s worth it to get a pack of cigarettes for each of us!”
“Money? Are you still using money to buy things …”
Chen Guangda looked at him in puzzlement. This group of people had always kept their mouths shut for money. They weren’t actually priced with food. Little Geezer took out a few plastic cards from his pocket and said, “Definitely not the old man’s head. See? These are vouchers issued in the city. They’re as easy to use as the old bills!”
“The city? Is it that big city with hundreds of thousands of people …”
Chen Guangda looked at the golden scroll in shock. Apart from the varying amounts printed on it, There was actually a row of words “Printed by the People’s Bank of Montenegro” inscribed on it, and the other party nodded and said, “That’s right, our town is under the control of Montenegro City. I’m afraid there are a million people of all sizes. The septic tank reconstruction is the money set aside from above. Although there isn’t much oil and water, it is enough for Big Sister Da Mei to get a sum of money!”
“So you just want to do it …”
The fat man suddenly smashed his glass heavily and stood up. He glared at Li Cuo with killing intent. Li Cuo was startled by him, but he immediately shouted, “Do it! Who’s afraid? I told you, Liu Sandao, don’t toast without taking a drink. I’ve already given you two layers of profits for nothing. What else do you want? My aunt isn’t a vegetarian either!”
“Li Damei! Don’t crow at my little hen. I thought all the men were dead. If I don’t give you some color, I’ll see if you know how powerful you are …”
Liu Sandao sneered in disdain, Just as he waved his fat hand, a large group of people suddenly rushed out from both sides of the alley. Each of them was carrying either a pig slaying knife or an iron spear. They immediately blocked Chen Guangda and the others in the middle. The expression of the chicken who had just howled changed instantly, and the blade in his hand unconsciously dropped.
“Li Damei! To tell you the truth today, this daddy is determined to obtain this project, but if you want to walk out of here, you two sisters must sleep with me …”
Liu Sandao folded his arms proudly. It seemed that he had been planning on Li Cuo and her sister for a long time, and Li Cuo’s little face was also unsightly. Obviously, the fatty was serious. Several of the people he called over were notoriously reckless. If they really made a move, they would definitely not be a match for him.
“Brother Dao! I’m here to support the arena. It’s none of my business if you want to fight or kill me. I’ll take my leave first …”
The chicken suddenly threw the knife onto the ground and brought a bunch of Matt Killer with him. Liu Sandao waved his hand and let them leave without hesitation. However, he smiled like he was complacent and treacherous. Who knew that Li Nian would walk up at this moment and say pitifully, “Oppa! If you want to sleep, then sleep with me alone. Don’t make things difficult for my sister, okay?”
“Hehe ~ No way! Sisters flying together is the best …”
Liu Sandao laughed and pulled Li Nian Nian’s hand. However, Li Nian Nian suddenly kicked the fatty with his dark leg and let out a miserable scream. He covered his crotch and bent down deeply. Li Cuo also rushed forward and grabbed his hair. With a flip of his hand, he pulled out a sharp knife from his pocket and directly pressed it against Liu San Dao’s neck and shouted, “Whoever dares to come over, I’ll kill him!”
“I’m messing with your mother …”
Liu Sandao suddenly screamed like a wild boar, She twisted Li Cuo’s wrist and knocked her out. Who knew that Li Nian Nian was not a fuel-efficient lamp. He actually picked up the copper hotpot on the table and fiercely clasped it on Liu San Dao’s head. Liu San Dao immediately cried out in pain from the heat. Li Cuo also jumped up hurriedly and tossed his dark leg again. The two sisters directly hit him.
“Kill them …”
Liu Sandao’s men also moved, He directly rushed towards Chen Guangda and the others. Fortunately, these old peasants were very loyal, and were even much more ferocious than Chen Guangda. They swung their farm tools and fought with each other with all their might. Chen Guangda, on the other hand, turned his hoe and knocked out a few thugs with a few knocks. He didn’t care about this small scene at all.
“Hold them down for me …”
Suddenly, a scream came from Li Cuo’s side. Chen Guangda hurriedly turned his head and saw that the two sisters had already been grabbed by someone and pressed down on the ground. He saw Li Cuo’s two big white legs constantly kicking on the ground, even exposing his underwear. Liu Sandao, whose head was covered in blisters, had gone mad. He actually picked up a steel pipe and was about to smash it on Li Cuo’s head.
“Ah …”
Liu Sandao, who had just raised the steel pipe, suddenly let out a miserable scream. Someone actually stabbed him in the buttocks. Chen Guangda, who stabbed him, grabbed his hair again and directly pulled out his sharp knife to slap the fatty to death. The fatty immediately cried out in horror, “Let them go! Let them go!”
The deterrence of this man and woman was different, Chen Guangda came up with a knife and immediately dispelled Liu Sandao’s fluke mentality. The scream was as panicked as killing a pig. A gang of thugs could only let go of Li Cuo and her sister resentfully. The bloodshot peasant workers also rushed over and hurriedly protected Li Cuo and her sister to retreat out of the alley. They hurriedly came to the side of the agricultural vehicle.
“Get in the car! Big Sister Mafia …”
Chen Guangda looked at Li Cuo mockingly. Unexpectedly, after Li Cuo glared at him with extreme shame and indignation, he actually kicked Liu Sandao to the ground with his shady leg. Only then did he drag Chen Guangda onto the small BMW in panic. After the two cars left in a flash, Li Cuo finally let out a long sigh of relief.
“Not bad! Big tongue, I didn’t expect that your two chairs would be quite bloody …”
Li Cuo folded his arms and looked at Chen Guangda strangely. However, Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and didn’t say anything. Who knew that Li Cuo would pull him over and say unbridled, “You dare to look at me with your nostrils? Don’t forget that you still owe me a lot of money. If you dare to roll your eyes at me again, I’ll send you to the police station!”
“You … do you have a conscience? I … I just saved you …”
Chen Guangda was so angry that he almost turned his big tongue into a big stutter. However, Li Cuo sneered proudly, “Did I ask you to save me? Who are you to blame for being nosy? Let me tell you, if you don’t pay off my money, I’ll sell you to the duck nest!”
“You … you’re shameless, shameless …”
“I’m shameless and shameless. Bite me, hahaha …”