From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 557
Chapter 557 The Rental Granny and the Big Tongue
“Could this person be a pervert? He didn’t even wear a pair of underpants at night, but he’s so handsome. I’m sure many people are willing to stick it upside down …”
“Why are you so handsome? Fine skin and tender flesh are like a little girl. Let me tell you, this person is 100% a two-chair from the South. Nine out of ten Southerners are two-chairs …”
The two voices kept ringing in Chen Guangda’s ears. It was as noisy as a flock of ducks. This caused the unconscious Chen Guangda to unavoidably wake up. However, his warm body made him feel extremely comfortable. When he subconsciously opened his eyes, it was indeed a big sun shining on his body. Not only was his body covered in thick blankets, he was actually lying in a room that was completely pink.
“Eh? He seems to be awake …”
A pretty little face suddenly appeared in front of Chen Guangda. The sharp chin of his big eyes was so beautiful that it was bubbling. However, his beautiful face was suddenly pushed away by someone. A pitch black big face was squeezed over. There were actually a pair of red horns on his head. Chen Guangda was so frightened that he suddenly sat up and cried out in alarm.
“Haha ~ I told you it was a two-chair. Look at his cowardice, how could the masters call him that …”
The black-faced woman sneered mockingly. Only after Chen Guangda took a closer look did he discover that he was depressed. This was actually a woman wearing a black mask. She wore a pair of horned hair hoops on her head, but although she looked pretty good, her posture was incomparably unrestrained. She was trembling while stepping on the bed, and her small flat, snow-white belly was swaying in front of Chen Guangda.
“Hey! What’s your name? Why don’t you put on your clothes and come in to steal something …”
The girl at the side suddenly handed over a glass of water and looked at Chen Guangda curiously. She looked to be at most twenty years old, and she was not sure if she was a sister to the black-faced woman beside her. Chen Guangda took the water and drank it all in one breath. After clearing his throat, he said, “I… I’m not here. Ah? I’m not here to steal anything.”
“Haha ~ So you’re a big tongue, talking is so interesting …”
The girl covered her mouth and laughed loudly. Chen Guangda also suddenly discovered that his tongue was extremely stiff. No matter how hard he tried, he could not straighten his tongue. Furthermore, there was a major discovery that made his heart sink. Not only was this bastard Black Corpse Bug not dead, it even attached itself to his upper jaw and formed a cocoon. He could feel a small bulging bump beating slightly with a single tip of his tongue.
“Still dare to say no. Why did you enter our courtyard if you didn’t steal anything? Go to your ancestor’s grave …”
The black-faced woman aggressively stuck her waist into Little Man. She carried the spicy aura of a typical Northeast girl. She did not speak in a soft voice like an ordinary girl. She actually carried a hoarse yet magnetic smell. Chen Guangda could only defend with his tongue wide, “I was robbed and stripped of my clothes. I just wanted to find a dress to wear!”
“Stealing clothes is not stealing. Your clothes can be taken by anyone. The things we lost a few days ago must have been stolen by you as well. If you dare to argue again, I’ll slap you to death …”
The black-faced woman rolled up her sleeves as she spoke. She had the intention to kill Chen Guangda if she didn’t agree with a single word. Chen Guangda had always relied on his mouth to travel in Jianghu, but now he was struggling to even say a single word. Facing the black-faced woman’s interrogation, his saliva was splashing everywhere. He could only desperately shake his head like a mute man.
“Sister! He fainted after a fall. He must be hungry. Let’s treat him as a refugee. Don’t bother him anymore …”
The girl beside him was very understanding. He laughed and pulled the black-faced girl’s arm. Unexpectedly, the black-faced girl glared at her angrily and said, “You’re almost hungry yourself, and you still have the heart to help others. Even if I don’t pursue his responsibility for stealing, he must pay the accommodation fee and the food fee. Otherwise, I will send him to the coal mine as a coolie!”
“Stay … Accommodation fee? You … your hotel …”
Chen Guangda stuttered as he looked at the black-faced girl. His saliva continued to pour out, The white-faced girl smiled and said, “We’re not a hotel, but my sister is a chartered woman. We’ve rented out the rooms here to refugees. You’ve slept in my bed for three whole days, and my sister has fed you a lot of food. If you have money, then what do you mean? My sister … is a little scratchy!”
“Do you think that I … am as rich as I am …”
Chen Guangda didn’t know whether to laugh or cry as he looked at the black-faced girl. He was put on a tattered pair of underpants, However, the black-faced girl twisted her waist and said proudly, “It doesn’t matter if you don’t have money. Don’t you have hands and feet to work for me? I fed you all the eggs. If you dare not pay back the money, I will personally crush your two eggs and turn you into a real second chair!”
“Oh …”
Chen Guangda nodded bitterly. He finally understood that the two chairs were the eunuchs or maids. The black-faced girl laughed complacently and threw over a tattered camouflage suit. Then, she stuck her waist in and commanded, “Come downstairs and work for me later. Don’t whine about it for me!”
“Big Tongue! My name is Li Nian Nian. What’s your name? Where did you get it from …”
As soon as the white-faced girl saw her sister turn around and leave the door, she looked at Chen Guangda with a smile on her chin. She seemed to be particularly interested in his southern pretty face. However, Chen Guangda’s face was too pale because he had lost too much blood. After a moment of hesitation, he said, “My name is Liu Tianliang. Hu Jianren fled in from outside. That’s right!” “What kind of place is this?”
“You really are a fool. I don’t even know where you escaped to. Our name is Li Village, a small place under Jing Province …”
Li Nian Nian smiled without any doubt, but Chen Guang Da was secretly shocked. He had indeed plunged into the Northeast. If he remembered correctly, Jing Zhou seemed to be only one or two hundred kilometers away from Shen Yang. So, he lightly coughed and asked, “You … What’s your sister’s name? Are they all locals here?”
“My sister’s name is Li Cuo, but both of us were born in Shen Yang. We were originally here to visit our relatives. Later, our aunt was bitten to death by a living corpse. We both inherited this house, so we can be considered half a local …”
Li Nian Nian sat up and looked at him with a smile. His ponytail flung behind her head. He looked beautiful and playful in a snow-white down jacket, but Chen Guang Da stammered, “You … your sister’s name is a bit strange. Why does your sister call Li … Li Cuo?”
“That’s right! A word next to the word” wang “means that she is as white and bright as beautiful jade, and my name is more than years old. It’s simple and clear, hehe …”
Li Nian Nian laughed and jumped up. She immediately ran to get a man’s cotton-padded coat and handed it to him. “You should put it on secretly. Otherwise, my sister will find out that she will charge you again. However, my sister is a very kind person. She has been taking care of you for the past few days, and even her underwear is for you!”
“Haha ~”
Chen Guangda responded with a dry smile. The Black-Faced God was completely speechless. He was forced to ask for money before he even got out of bed. He had never seen such a stingy woman before.
“Your sister won’t let me farm, right?”
Chen Guangda put on his clothes and got out of bed directly. However, after moving his body slightly, he discovered that although his strength had recovered quite a bit, his body was still very weak. He estimated that if he did not rest properly for half a month, he would not be able to recover his peak state. Now that he was being abused, he could only endure it.
“We don’t have any land, you can’t even plant it, but my sister is quite capable of doing so …”
Li Nian Nian helplessly spread out his hands. She pulled open the door and took him out. Unexpectedly, a faint fragrance suddenly pounced on her face. She saw a beautiful woman wearing big earrings walk over. Not only was this beauty hot and fashionable, she was also wearing a sexy tight skirt. Her career line with an E-cup was not stingy at all.
“What are you looking at! Why aren’t you coming with me? You’re so stupid …”
The beauty suddenly rolled her eyes fiercely at Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda almost fell downstairs. This fashionable beauty was actually the Black-Faced God just now. Li Cuo put on a long black down jacket and said, “Big tongue! Later on, if Sister wants you to do it, then do it. Don’t say anything and don’t ask questions, okay?”
“Zi Dao …”
Chen Guangda scratched his head gloomily. Never would he have imagined that this black-masked divine being would be even more beautiful than her sister. When he followed Li Cuo down the second floor, a group of migrant workers dressed like him had already stood outside the door. They were all carrying various agricultural tools. If it weren’t for their aggressive posture, Chen Guangda would have thought that they would go out to open up the wilderness together.
“Sister! You’re from the underworld …”
Chen Guangda tugged at Li Cuo in fear. Li Cuo immediately straightened his back proudly and pushed his hand away, saying arrogantly, “Although I’m not a gangster, in our world, it’s a disadvantage not to play a little bit of darkness. I’ll bring you to see my sister’s methods later, brothers! Clear the way!”
“Wear such waves, fight or sit. Stage ah …”
Chen Guangda looked at Li Cuo suspiciously. The little girl’s big butt twisted and became even more coquettish. After leaving the courtyard, she directly boarded a small red BMW. Li Nian Nian also ran up to drive for her. However, just as Chen Guangda wanted to follow up, Li Cuo berated him, “You’re blind! Sit back!”
“Little white face! This way …”
Suddenly, someone shouted Chen Guangloudly. When he subconsciously turned around and saw that a group of migrant workers had already climbed into an agricultural vehicle, he could only bitterly tilt his tire and roll into the carriage. Who would have thought that the leader would not only give him a hoe, but also wipe a handful of dust on his face. Then, he nodded in satisfaction and said, “That’s right!” “That’s what makes you look like a man!”
“Damn it! It’s time for the dog …”
Chen Guangda hugged a rotten hoe without tears and squatted bitterly in the carriage. He was surrounded by migrant workers who were 70 years old and 80 years old and were still pretending to be hooligans. He didn’t know if he had seen Gu Huozi when he was young, but the gossip on the underworld was as precious as the gossip of a family.
However, after the farm truck started running, Chen Guangda discovered that the wasteland wasn’t small at all. He didn’t see the city wall because it was too far away. Only after he casually asked did he know that this place was actually crowded with 50,000 to 60,000 people. Moreover, there were several such wastelands around. It was said that the largest one already had hundreds of thousands of people.
“Let me tell you, little brat, our Big Sister Da Mei has taken on a big project outside. We have to go negotiate with another group of people now. If we start, you must not be afraid. The Flying Motor Party will also come to help us …”
An old man who was over half a century old suddenly began to gesture with Chen Guangda. His entire body was filled with overflowing pride and awesomeness. When Chen Guangda heard that the Flying Motor Guild was coming to assist him, he finally felt that the situation today was somewhat reliable. However, when the sound of trumpets suddenly sounded, Chen Guangda almost shocked his underwear off.
“This … this is the Flying Motor Party? You … you’re not joking with me …”
Chen Guangda stammered as he pointed at a group of motorcycles that had just caught up to him. In his impression, the Flying Cyclists were either riding Harley or competing in road races. At the very least, they had to get a few domestic Crown Princes to be decent. However, these behind them were either poor sheep, red and blue rack cars with a strong local flavor, or those with plastic trunks.
The riders’ hair was also dyed colorfully, One by one, they were just like the brothers in the barber shop, and the leader was a cool little golden fur, riding on a “Boat King” big pedal with a high song on it, and waving his arm to “Roar Roar Roar Roar Roar” them. When he asked Li Cuo what kind of project he was going to undertake, the answer was … Quantun Septic Tank Reconstruction Project!