From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 55

Chapter 55 Tomb Bouncing
When the first ray of sunlight shone on the ground in the morning, the familiar bird song or noise could no longer be heard. Everything was so quiet that it was almost strange. Only the air was exceptionally fresh. However, the survivors had begun to get used to all of this. This was the end of the world, the cruel hell on earth!

“Ha! You two are sleeping together, aren’t you? You’re so tired of it early in the morning …”

Chen Guangda, who had just woken up, came out of the room with a short spear in his hand. However, as soon as he arrived at the corridor, he saw Hu Yidao lying on a cold chair. Mo Ying was actually feeding him food mouth to mouth. He looked old. Hu’s face seemed to be enjoying himself, but Mo Ying smiled coquettishly and said, “Brother Guang, you can’t just hug me left and let my old man guard the empty room alone!”

“Old Hu! Remember to treat her well. Mo Ying is very good, but next time, don’t lie on the window and do it. You’re not afraid of attracting a living corpse …”

Chen Guangda shook his head and smiled. Although he had heard about Mo Ying from Ding Li last night, he believed that this was a helpless compromise. Ding Li and Tang Fei were not fuel-efficient lamps. They forced her to throw Hu Yidao in her arms. If she didn’t want to get dumped by Old Hu, she could only play tricks.

“Thunder squadron! One attack is sure to win! Come on! Come on! Come on …”

As soon as Chen Guangda entered the classroom, he was shocked by the loud noise. Luther and the others had already formed a team. The five men had all brought their own sabers, guns, and sticks. They were hugging each other and cheering loudly. Chen Guangda immediately laughed mockingly, “We’re ready to go out this morning. Even the name of the team is so domineering. He is indeed Captain America!”

“It’s impossible not to go out. We’ve already eaten all the food. Please pray for us …”

Luther stood up and punched his chest heavily, his face full of fighting spirit. The women beside him were also encouraging them, and they were also very excited. Chen Guangda smiled and said, “Alright! For the sake of your high morale, what about us … the corpse collectors’ team wishes you a triumphant return!”

“Corpse collector squad? Why is it so strange …”

Lin Na was puzzled as she turned around. Chen Guangda chuckled and said proudly, ‘”Because my job is to collect corpses for funerals. 5,000 yuan is enough for a full set of clothes. 10,000 yuan goes all the way to the crematorium. If I choose 50,000 yuan for a luxurious meal, not only will I be able to wrap up my shroud and coffin, I will also be able to wrap up my second wife’s funeral, and the beautiful girl’s’grave bungee jump’. I will also be able to run a one-to-one paper car and a villa!”

“Uh ~ Sounds professional and strange …”

Lin Na looked at him with a dizzy expression. The others were also dumbfounded. Luther scratched their heads in confusion. However, he immediately picked up a sharpened steel pipe and shouted, “Warriors! Are you ready? Brilliance is waiting for you, honor is waiting for you. Follow me!”

“Let’s go!”

A group of people were as impulsive as beating chicken blood. Carrying a suffocating weapon, they continued to fish out of the window. In the blink of an eye, there was only a sickly man left in the room. However, Chen Guangda crossed his arms and asked, “Lin Na! You taught him to cheer up, right? Don’t you think this will kill them?”

“Why? They’ve been useless for several days. How can they fight if they don’t cheer up?”

Lin Na looked at Chen Guangda strangely, but Chen Guangda shook his head without explaining. He then asked, “What did Luther do? Has he ever been a soldier?”

“I don’t think so. He didn’t mention it in the blind date information …”

Lin Na shook his head gently. He then said, However, he used to be a famous football player. He retired from his career because of a broken leg and became a teacher at a university in Sujing City. So I think he is a good captain. He is kind and courageous. If he had more experience, he would definitely be a great corpse hunter!

“Mm! I like this name very much, but first of all, I don’t accept it. In our place, it’s either called a living corpse or a zombie …”

Chen Guangda smiled contemptuously as he looked at her. Then, he turned around and walked towards Su Tong. At this moment, Su Tong was leaning against the wall with her knees crossed. When she saw him come over, she immediately lowered her head pitifully. Chen Guangda sighed and squatted over, saying, “Tong Tong!” “I apologize for what I said yesterday. Although we can’t be lovers, we can still be friends!”

“Hmph ~ You’re a full-fledged member of the Appearance Association …”

Su Tong raised her head angrily and pouted her lips. Chen Guangda could only sit beside her with a bitter smile and said helplessly, “I admit that I care about a woman’s appearance, but who doesn’t like beautiful women? But I think we can really be good friends. At least we already know each other well, don’t we?”

“What do you know? You know me, but you lied to me from beginning to end. I only concealed my weight from you …”

Su Tong pouted and looked at Chen Guangda with resentment. Chen Guangda could only bitterly smile again and say, “You are a high and mighty goddess in my eyes. If I don’t brag about myself more, how can you continue to talk about love with me? How about this! Don’t be angry with me, let’s be friends again from today onwards, okay?”

“Good! But brother, I’m so hungry …”

Su Tong nodded weakly and looked at him with a pitiful expression. Chen Guangda was almost angered by her and laughed. He patted her head and said, “You know how to eat all day long. You don’t know how to lose weight even after the end of the world. Follow me, you snack foodie!”

“Hehe ~ Brother, I really love you. If I lose weight, I will definitely be your mistress …”

Su Tong jerked her butt and got up from the ground. She held Chen Guangda’s arm excitedly, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and said dejectedly, “Stop it. You’re more delicious than teasing me. If I raise you as my second wife, you’ll have to eat me into bankruptcy, unless I’m blind one day!”

“But I have long legs. It’s still a G cup …”

Su Tong straightened her chest shamelessly. Chen Guangda almost vomited from her nausea. She pushed her and said that this was either her chest or two pieces of fat meat. However, Su Tong’s teasing ability was definitely very powerful. Not long after, Chen Guangda laughed heartily.

“Wait! This water can’t be drunk, it might be contaminated …”

As soon as the two of them entered the kitchen, Su Tong was about to reach out to turn on the tap. Chen Guangda quickly stopped her. Who would have thought that Su Tong would say that she was contaminated? There was a tap in the toilet. We almost drank it last night. Apart from two who had diarrhea, everyone was fine!

“Ah? You all drank this water last night …”

Chen Guangda immediately cried out in shock. Seeing Su Tong nod his head in horror, he heavily slapped his forehead and said dejectedly, “I really want to die. I actually forgot to warn you last night, but you guys have been running outside for two or three days. Don’t you know that this tap water has corpse poison? The living corpses outside all drank this water before they turned into corpses!”

“But no one told us, how would we know …”

Su Tong immediately cried out in sorrow. Chen Guangda also sighed speechlessly. However, he looked at his watch and said, “Don’t worry!” “The water here came from the water tank. It has been more than ten hours since last night, and you haven’t turned into corpses yet. This shows that the water existed before the pollution. There shouldn’t be any problem!”

“Aiyo ~ I scared the baby to death. I’ll hurry up and tell everyone about this. Don’t drink any more water …”

Su Tong turned around and ran out. Her safety against her companions had actually defeated her heart of food. Chen Guangda immediately smiled knowingly. No matter how unsightly Su Tong’s figure was, it was absolutely correct for her to have a kind heart.

“Ai ~ A plane that has been flying for an entire year, why did it hit your pile of fat meat …”

Chen Guangda didn’t know whether to laugh or cry as he sighed. He turned around and waved his hand at Mo Ying before shouting, “Mo Ying! Tell Ding Li that their tap water can be drunk now, but from now on, control the water for me. Everyone has a limited supply every day. Don’t let them die of thirst!”

“I know!”

Mo Ying readily agreed and directly turned around to walk upstairs. Chen Guangda then waved to Hu Yidao and smiled as he pointed out the door, “Old Hu! Let’s go and get some wild food to eat. It’s boring to be idle!”

“I’ve been waiting for your words for a long time. Let those idiots have a good look at how we hunt …”

Hu Yidao immediately jumped up and walked into the classroom with Chen Guangda. A group of women immediately hid to the side in horror. They looked at Hu Yidao with fear, but Chen Guangda smiled and said, “Don’t be afraid! I just wanted to ask who’s here for your period? Get me a bloody sanitary napkin!”

“Ah?”

The group of women were instantly stunned. Two of them even subconsciously covered their crotches and looked at Chen Guangda as if they had seen a stinking pervert who was shameless to death.