From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 549
Chapter 549 Blood-sobbing Hongyan
In the spacious and luxurious banquet hall, Hundreds of men and women were immersed in a joyous and peaceful atmosphere, A few professional vocal chicks were playing and dancing to their hearts’ content. A group of masters were also following behind them with wine glasses in their hands. They had been holding back in the Science and Technology Museum for too long. Once released, they were all laughing like madmen. Almost the entire villa was filled with their impudent laughter.
“Comrades! I’ll take the lead to propose a toast to the great benefactors. Everyone behind me, follow me …”
Tong Yayu had completely put down his leadership posture. He directly rolled up his sleeves and ran over to toast Chen Guangda. Behind him were a few imperial flatterers. The profound flatterers were like surging river water, endlessly slapping towards Chen Guangda. Hearing this, the old Jianghu of Big Butt Tan blushed.
However, Chen Guangda tonight was like he had seen through the mortal world. No matter how much they tried to persuade him not to touch the wine glasses, he didn’t even look at the slutty women. He only cared about entertaining a half-grown boy and feeding his children for the first time. As a result, Tong Yayu and the others were completely confused. They could only sit back down in embarrassment.
“I say, what’s wrong with you? Who do you want to wait for? Hurry up and pick up the wine glass. Sisters will accompany you today …”
The nearby Xiaowei finally couldn’t watch anymore. He took the initiative to raise his glass and toast him. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda only tasted it lightly and couldn’t understand it from Xiaowei. However, Big Butt Tan hurriedly squeezed over and said, “I say, Xiao Liu, did you get hit by a wild boar? Hurry up and let Sister show you. I guarantee that he will stand up and salute!”
“Scram! This daddy won’t fall with his golden spear …”
Chen Guangda shoved her away angrily. Then, he scooped up a bowl of mushroom soup and drank it all in one gulp. Then, he frowned and said, “I always feel that something big is about to happen. My heart has always been hairy. Don’t even talk about my superstition or nerves. This feeling has saved me many times. It was the same feeling when I first met the big-headed ghost!”
“Hiss ~ I feel the same way when you say that. Ever since I started eating here, my heartbeat has been accelerating for some reason. Even now, I can’t stop …”
Tian Erque suddenly looked at Chen Guangda with a solemn expression. Who knew that his words hadn’t yet fallen into the air, but the others actually revealed similar expressions. Cong Xiaowei even said awkwardly, “Could it be that the alcohol here is too strong? I’m also extremely impulsive in my heart. I have the feeling that I want to go out and run naked!”
“Really? We actually have the same impulse. Let’s go together …”
Chen Guangda immediately looked at her excitedly. However, he rolled his eyes from Xiaowei and began to eat with his middle finger. However, Big Butt Tan secretly stuck to her and said, “I feel that something is wrong. My heart is always in a state of turmoil. Otherwise … I’ll sleep with you tonight!”
“If you want to warm me up, just say it. You’re still beating around the bush. Why are you pretending to be innocent …”
Chen Guangda glanced at her with disdain. Big Butt Tan immediately punched him with shame and indignation, but he immediately increased the speed of his meal. However, not long after, Zhu Fei coughed softly and said, “Well … I might not have time to stand guard tonight. Help me share the burden!”
“Haha ~ Ask for a cannon, just like who doesn’t know …”
Tian Erque looked at Mo Han, who was beside him. Mo Han immediately got into Zhu Fei’s arms in embarrassment. Zhu Fei simply hugged her and got tired of it. He actually kissed her in front of everyone. He had the urge to come to the scene if he didn’t agree.
“Biao Biao! How about going out for a run? Just treat it as a patrol …”
Chen Guangda suddenly put down his rice bowl and stood up. He felt an indescribable heat in his chest. Cong Xiaowei straightforwardly carried the Corpse Claw Spear and went out with him without saying a word. However, as soon as he left, Chen Guangda urged, “Do you dare to run naked in the forest with me? Anyway, I can’t see it clearly. I guarantee that I won’t take advantage of you, okay?”
“Scram! You think I’m an idiot? You won’t turn into a werewolf once I take off my clothes …”
Ever since Xiaowei didn’t believe in his character at all, she immediately ran away with a single glance. It was as if she had something to vent in her heart. Chen Guangda had no choice but to follow her out. The feeling of running in the mountains was different. The two of them ran very happily against the breeze and stepped on the moonlight.
“How strange! Why do I feel like I’ve drunk ten bottles of Body Shame Wine? I always want to do something shameless …”
After Xiaowei ran to the edge of the forest, she actually looked at Chen Guangda with a fiery red face. She immediately started to jump and do gymnastics. Her entire body was as intoxicating as if she had drunk too much wine. Chen Guangda’s eyes immediately straightened. This kind of state was quite rare from Xiaowei!
‘Something’s wrong, why is it like taking a drug …’
Chen Guangda looked at her suspiciously. From Xiaowei, it was obvious that her excitement was abnormal. Even he himself had an indescribable impulse. He immediately remembered that the two boxes of drugs that had been thrown on the ground had disappeared when he passed by. He immediately patted his head and shouted, “Holy shit! He’s going to die!”
The cooks must have taken those two boxes of drugs as real monosodium glutamate, Otherwise, Xiaowei wouldn’t have suddenly become like this, and Zhu Fei and the others wouldn’t be collectively abnormal. However, when they returned, they would probably have a good show to watch. Mistaken drugs would make people excited and would directly amplify their desires. However, the next thing that followed was dizziness and vomiting. Most people would probably be paralyzed for two to three days.
“What’s going to die …”
Ever since Xiaowei looked at him with some puzzlement, she was still dancing and exercising. Chen Guangda instinctively opened his mouth, but swallowed the words that had almost reached his mouth. Anyway, since Xiaowei was already like this, with her physique, it would be more than enough to spit out a few times at most. It was better to take advantage of this opportunity to go to first base.
“I mean, let’s be completely presumptuous …”
Chen Guangda suddenly pounced on a wolf and directly pressed Cong Xiaowei onto a big tree. Sure enough, Cong Xiaowei struggled symbolically for a few times before she stopped moving, but she was still delicate. She gasped and said, “No … don’t do this, I really don’t want to change from friend to lover with you, otherwise we will both regret it!”
“I won’t regret it in the future. Anyway, I only want you now …”
Chen Guangda pressed down on Cong Xiaowei’s hands and abruptly blocked her small mouth. Cong Xiaowei, who had just used the capture technique, suddenly softened. As a strong male aura surged into his nose, Cong Xiaowei actually hooked his neck for the first time, and even closed her eyes to actively cater to him.
“Don’t be like this. I don’t want our relationship to become chaotic. Please …”
After Xiaowei once again set a record, she unexpectedly pleaded helplessly. The stronghold that she had defended against for many years had finally been broken by the Evil Hands. Even the Dragon Scaled Armor that she wore had been untied by Chen Guangda. At this moment, Chen Guangda felt that he was really going to ascend. He actually took down Gloomy Biao.
“Vomit ~”
Suddenly! Cong Xiaowei actually shrank her belly without warning. A large mouthful of filth suddenly gushed out. It actually spat out Chen Guangda’s head, face, and even mouth. Chen Guangda stumbled and fell two steps. Holding the dragon scale armor that was still warm, he was dumbfounded. Ever since Xiao Wei actually spat it out at such a tight bite, he was really only one step away!
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I don’t know what’s going on, puhahaha …”
Xiaowei bent down and spat out a lot of things, but just as she raised her head and laughed, Chen Guangda’s mouth was actually hanging with a vegetable leaf. His face was even more filthy than a beggar’s, but Chen Guangda shouted in embarrassment, “You still have the nerve to laugh. If you don’t give me a pa pa pa pa pa tonight, you won’t be able to go back!”
“I… Why am I like this…”
Xiaowei’s face suddenly flushed red. She realized that she was actually wearing only one undergarment. Even the Dragon Scaled Armor was in Chen Guangda’s hands. However, after she spat it out, she seemed to be much sober. She quickly put on her coat and proudly said, “If you have the ability, come and catch me. As long as you catch me, I’ll let you pa pa pa pa pa night!”
“This is what you said. This daddy will let your girl become your sister-in-law tonight …”
Chen Guangda wiped his mouth in embarrassment and indignation. He fiercely smashed the Dragon Scaled Armor onto the ground and slipped into the woods from Xiaowei. His speed was as fast as a rabbit’s. In three or two seconds, he flashed into the bushes and disappeared without a trace. Chen Guangda’s eyes were red with anxiety. He had only managed to reach first base with great difficulty. If he hadn’t taken advantage of the hot iron, he would have completely stopped eating.
“Hehe ~”
Chen Guangda suddenly laughed and took out a pair of inferior sunglasses from his pocket. However, these glasses were made by a serious big-headed ghost. After putting them on, the pitch-black forest immediately became clear. He soon discovered that there was a figure hiding in the bushes in the distance. He immediately crouched down and surrounded him from the side.
“Haha ~ Come here for me …”
Chen Guangda suddenly pounced out with a wild laugh, directly throwing the people in the bushes to the ground. However, when he casually touched it, he discovered that something was wrong. It was actually a man without a chest, with two round grenades hanging on his chest, and a single-barrel night vision goggle on his head.
Dong ~
Just as Chen Guangda was in a daze, Chen Guangda suddenly punched his chin with a hook, causing Chen Guangda’s eyes to glitter with golden stars. Moreover, Chen Guangda pushed him out with an arch of his body. He pulled out the dagger hanging upside down from his shoulder and stabbed it straight into Chen Guangda’s heart.
“Fuck!”
Chen Guangda roared angrily. He didn’t dodge the dagger that was stabbing straight at him. He actually smashed his fist into his opponent’s chest. However, the opponent didn’t dodge either. Even fools who fought against the dagger knew who would win or lose. However, when Chen Guangda’s fist struck his chest, he finally knew that this was no ordinary punch.
Dong ~
The opponent was directly knocked off the ground and slammed into a nearby tree. The dagger in his hand only cut through Chen Guangda’s clothes. However, Chen Guangda took the opportunity to twist his arm and ferociously send it forward. The sharp dagger pierced through his left rib in an instant. The opponent violently twitched a few times and quickly died.
“I told you to act tough, but you’re also high-tech …”
Chen Guangda pulled off his opponent’s night vision goggles. His unfamiliar appearance immediately made him frown. However, he was clearly well-equipped. However, he suddenly heard Xiaowei shout for caution. Following that, he was pushed down the mountain. Several loud gunshots followed.
“Xiao Wei!!!”
Chen Guangda looked up in horror. The bullet that pushed him down from Xiaowei had actually pierced through her chest. After throwing it back, she immediately tumbled down the mountain heavily. She didn’t even let out a miserable scream and directly fell not far from Chen Guangda.
“Xiao … Xiao Wei …”
Chen Guangda widened his eyes in disbelief. The bright red blood had already soaked her entire chest red. From Xiaowei, she was like the man he had just killed. Her entire body was twitching violently. However, if he hadn’t taken off his dragon scale armor from Xiaowei, he wouldn’t have been pierced through from Xiaowei. However, from Xiaowei, he still tried his best to turn around and shout at him with a trembling voice, “Hurry … hurry up!”