From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 548
Chapter 548 Do You Want to Die Or Not
“The boundless horizon is my love. The flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountain …”
The loud music almost blew up the minibus. Just like maggots, Chen Guangda was dancing along the aisle with a large group of little slutties. The vibrating car body was the best spring dance floor. Balls of warm jade were so happy that he couldn’t find the north. Once he was coquettish, there would be nothing wrong with Big Butt Tan and the others.
“Creak ~”
The minibus suddenly came to a stop. A bunch of little ladies immediately cried out in alarm and threw Chen Guangda to the ground. This time, Chen Guangda had taken advantage of them. A bunch of little slutties deliberately suppressed his unwillingness to get up. They all kept laughing shamelessly until the explosive music stopped abruptly. Only then did a bunch of sweaty fox spirits crawl up endlessly.
“Why did you stop …”
Chen Guangda climbed up with a lipstick stamp on his face. He hastily zipped up his crotch and saw that the convoy had already stopped at a small hill. A winding asphalt road led halfway to the hillside. From afar, he could see many small wooden houses scattered on the hillside. On a faded billboard, he could vaguely see the words “Phoenix Flying Leisure Villa”, and beside them was a very clear Bikini Beauty.
“This place doesn’t look serious …”
As a veteran driver, Chen Guangda could tell at a glance that this was a colorful place. However, even if it was yellow to the point of shit, it was still the past. When he pushed open the door and got off the car, he saw the living corpses wandering around the mountainside from afar. However, it did not look like there were many of them. They probably did not have as many as them.
“Pick some brave guys to follow behind us and learn from us. But this is the last time we will help you. It will be up to you in the future …”
Chen Guangda picked up the Corpse Claw Spear and began to be serious. However, before he could finish speaking, a few of them volunteered to stand up and were selected by the crowd. After Zhu Fei’s simple training, the youngsters picked up crude cold weapons and followed behind Chen Guangda and the others valiantly.
“Watch carefully. Don’t just think about stabbing the heads of the living corpses. The heads of the living corpses are very hard. It’s best to start from the sockets of their eyes and break their cervical vertebrae …”
Chen Guangda changed into a sharpened steel pipe. Just like how he taught the Corpse Collection Brigade back then, after a brief explanation, he directly welcomed the two living corpses and stabbed them to the ground with the most standard posture. However, his slutty mood seemed to have yet to calm down. He deliberately charged onto a small group of living corpses like a dazzling skill, and his ferocious skill caused the little wave hooves below to cheer and scream in joy.
“What are you trying to show off? So what if a bunch of ugly monsters are asleep …”
Big Butt Tan crossed his arms in disdain and stared at the little fox spirits. However, the fox spirits suddenly cried out in alarm. A thick black figure suddenly rushed out of the forest and shoveled towards Chen Guangda like a bulldozer. When he looked carefully, it was actually an incomparably fat wild boar.
“Haha ~ Here comes the one who sent him to his death again …”
Chen Guangda laughed wildly and turned around to face the big wild boar. Although the big wild boar didn’t have any fangs, its huge body was at least 600 to 700 jin. Chen Guangda actually made a leap in the air to show off his skills and directly stabbed the steel pipe into the big wild boar’s head.
“Chang chang …”
The tip of the steel pipe suddenly flashed with sparks. Unexpectedly, he only took a few wild boars with him. Mao, Chen Guangda’s heart tightened and he knew that something was wrong. He actually forgot that he wasn’t holding the Corpse Claw Spear. By the time he landed, it was already too late to change his movements. The originally carefree turn of his body instantly turned into a stumble. The big wild boar also abruptly turned around and smashed into his butt fiercely.
“Ah …”
Chen Guangda let out a long scream and fell into the sewer by the roadside. A miserable dog was eating shit. However, the angry wild boar actually smashed towards him again. This time, it was aiming at his crotch. Chen Guangda hurriedly covered his little brother. Even if he was directly killed, he would never become a eunuch.
“Bang Bang …”
Two loud gunshots rang out, Chen Guangda immediately shot the big wild boar out. Before he could land, his head had already bloomed. Only then did Chen Guangda stand up with his head full of mud. He looked down with a mournful expression. A group of little foxes actually covered their mouths and kept trembling. After being hooked by Tian Erque’s loud laughter, they immediately smacked their legs and laughed to the ground.
“I’ll make you coquettish! Do you still have to be coquettish this time …”
Cong Xiaowei looked at him with disdain as she carried the shotgun. Chen Guangda shook his head bitterly. He quickly found a pond to clean up the dirt. Xiao Wei curled her lips and led her people into the villa. By the time Chen Guangda climbed up the mountain, the living corpses in the villa were almost cleaned up. The women also took the initiative to help carry the corpses.
“Why are you stunned? The wild boar knocked you into a daze. Come with me to the mountain to take a look …”
Ever since Xiaowei suddenly walked over with her shotgun, she found Chen Guangda standing there dumbfounded. However, he quickly shook his head and said, “I’m not going! My eyelids are twitching like they’re going to get lucky. I’d better be careful and not plot against anything else!”
“Cut ~ Who told you to do your dirty shoes? You deserve to be unlucky …”
Xiaowei rolled her eyes in disdain and called for a few guys to walk up the mountain. Chen Guangda turned around and looked down the mountain. Seeing that the surrounding terrain was incomparably spacious, he could almost see anything with a glance. He could only shake his head and walk back dejectedly.
There are more than a dozen wooden houses of all sizes in this manor, There were also some entertainment facilities in the middle, such as a meadow and suspension bridge. In the middle was a very big three-story hotel. There was also a new model of the S600 running at the entrance. Big Butt Tan was pouting his big butt and flipping through the trunk. Chen Guangda immediately slapped him and asked, “What are you flipping about? You want to find a big golden chain again?”
“Holy shit! Look what this is …”
Big Butt Tan suddenly stood up and took out two pitch-black pistols. Chen Guangda was immediately stunned. These were actually two imported Boleta 92F’s. He hurriedly pulled Big Butt Tan open and looked inside. He saw that there were two imported grenades in the cut spare tire, in addition to two large boxes of pistol bullets, that he had never seen before.
“F*ck! This car owner can’t be a drug dealer …”
Chen Guangda took out the grenade in disbelief and carefully examined the two pistols. They were all standard killing weapons, and the two pistols were new. Big Butt Tan had to kick the two broken cardboard boxes beside his feet and proudly said, “Look at what this is!”
“Chrysanthemum monosodium glutamate? And salt …”
Chen Guangda frowned in puzzlement. The two boxes were filled with salt and MSG. There was also a purchase order from a certain hotel stuck on it, but Big Butt Tan took out a packet of MSG at the bottom and tore it open. He handed it to him and said, “No matter how brainless you are, you wouldn’t run off to buy MSG. When I saw this, I knew there was a ghost. These people are 100% drug dealers!”
“F*ck! So it’s ice …”
Chen Guangda casually twisted his hand and discovered that something was wrong. MSG was not in such a small granular form at all. However, it had nothing to do with them. Chen Guangda directly swept away all the ammunition and grenades. He then smiled and said, “That’s right! Today, you’ve done a great job. I’ll reward you with a few good clothes and jewelry!”
“Chi ~ You only know how to send me off with some shit. I’ll be satisfied if you don’t say a few harsh words about me …”
Big Butt Tan twisted her waist in disdain and walked into the hotel with her high toes. Chen Guangda put on a grenade and followed her inside. Unexpectedly, Tian Erque suddenly jumped out with a ghostly face. He raised a large handful of lingerie and shouted, “Haha ~ This is actually a chicken nest! It’s really cheap to shoot a gun in a hundred and fifty!”
“Tsk ~ I thought you were an old driver. I knew this was a chicken nest when I was at the foot of the mountain …”
Chen Guangda rolled his eyes angrily. The people who came out of the Science and Technology Museum looked like they had dug up a treasure. They searched around the hotel crazily. Not only was this place extremely advantageous in terms of geography, but it was also almost ready-made in terms of food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. All they needed to do next was to defend and reclaim it.
“Old man! Don’t rush to search for treasures. Hurry up and arrange for someone to cook dinner and watch. It’s going to be dark soon …”
Chen Guangda sat down on the sofa in the hall and casually ordered his former leader. Tong Yayu, who had changed into a woolen suit, hurriedly nodded and arranged two massages for his little beauty. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda seriously waved his hand and said, “You guys go play. Today’s bad luck is not suitable for me to get close to a woman!”
“Haha ~ Brother Guang, you’re too superstitious, aren’t you? You’re so close to being a woman …”
The two little beauties covered their mouths and giggled. However, seeing Chen Guangda’s resolute attitude, he could only helplessly walk away. However, Chen Guangda was as restless as a monkey. After checking all the weapons on his body, he actually pulled out the green corpse worm again. Then, he muttered in puzzlement, “Why is there always a problem in his heart? Is there any big fellow in the mountain? How strange!”
The sky quickly darkened, However, the villa had its own generator, The long-lost lights descended upon the hotel once again, A few authentic chefs were already busy in the kitchen. This was the first time they were so happy cooking for someone. A group of women also jumped upstairs and downstairs like butterflies. The clothes and cosmetics in the hotel had already been cleaned out by them. The originally smelly air was quickly filled with an attractive smell of powder.
However, all of this seemed to have nothing to do with Chen Guangda. Not only did he reject the invitation of a bunch of ladies to go to the mandarin duck bath together, he even gave up the chance to soak in Xiaowei. He directly carried the gun and carefully inspected it twice. After arranging all the sentry posts personally, he hesitated and returned to the hotel. After thinking for a while, he actually activated the dusty surveillance system.
However, just as Chen Guangda and the others were having a lively dinner, A group of black-clothed men flipped out of the valley. Not only were they carrying bazookas and guns on their backs, they were even wearing military night vision goggles on their heads. After silently staring at the brightly lit hotel for a while, the leader of the black-clothed men took out a mobile phone. The person next to him immediately used a raincoat to block the light of the mobile phone.
‘”Let me show you one last time. These men and women are the backbones of the corpse collectors. The danger level is the highest. Kill her on sight. This girl is the No. 2 target virus immune body. As long as she’s alive, she can’t die …”
The leader pulled out a few photos from his phone, “This is target number one, Chen Guangda. The danger level has already exceeded our rating. It is said that there is a record of a one-on-one duel with the Fat Corpse King. He will be dealt with by me and the Mastiff personally, but we only want his corpse. Do you understand?”
“Understood!”
The group of black-clothed people nodded heavily. The leader instantly pinched the phone in his hand and gently waved his hand. A group of people quickly split into three paths and rushed out, like a large black net, silently enveloping the villa.