From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 526
Chapter 526 Cloud Mist Village
People can do almost anything for a mouthful of food, No matter how hard it was, it wasn’t a problem. A small tunnel was dug into an underground nuclear project. It was like a coiling silk hole. If it wasn’t for Bei Yang bringing Chen Guangda and the others, they would definitely have lost their way. But even so, they had drilled a tunnel several hundred meters long before they got out of the hole.
“Actually, our village wasn’t called Cloud Mist Village before. It was only after tea merchants planted Cloud Mist Tea here that we changed its name. In fact, we don’t see much fog this year. It’s all nonsense by those black-hearted merchants in order to earn money …”
Bei Yang took two old hens and strode ahead. This Cloud Mist Village was indeed situated in a huge mountain depression. It was surrounded by green mountains. There were many farmhouses, large and small. The green tea trees emitted an intoxicating fragrance. It made people feel relaxed and happy involuntarily.
The temperature here is much warmer than outside the mountain, From afar, they could see a group of villagers working in the fields. The crops were also growing very well. There were also a lot of children playing in the fields. They could even see Big Yellow running around with chickens and ducks. Their leisure life was basically the same as before the apocalypse. It was exactly the image of a country life.
“This place is completely self-sufficient …”
Chen Guangda looked at a small stream flowing down from the mountain. Many children are tired of playing and just lie on the ground and drink a mouthful of water, There was obviously no problem with the spring water, but Bei Yang said disdainfully, “What the hell is self-sufficient? There’s no need to wear slacks. This place can’t buy cigarettes or alcohol, and there’s no place to buy a piece of stinking soap. Who would be happy to live in this damn place when the whole village is dark at night?”
“Just be content. It’s not like you don’t know what’s going on outside …”
Chen Guangda shook his head with a bitter smile. However, as the saying goes, a person’s heart is not worth a snake swallowing an elephant. Bei Yang was complaining about the village’s mistakes along the way. And the group of people quickly arrived at a bluestone road. A group of old ladies and young wives were either basking in the sun or idling away their time. However, when they suddenly saw a group of outsiders, almost everyone stood up in astonishment.
“Lu Yingjie! Who are you bringing with you? Where did you come from …”
A bunch of old ladies hurriedly gathered around and looked at Chen Guangda and the others like they were looking at a monkey, while Bei Yang said in a bullish tone, “My friend from outside, you brought a few Chinese cigarettes and strawberries to see me. Who told you that your men didn’t grow them? There are a lot of heroes outside, take whatever you want!”
“Pei ~ Lu Yingjie! If you dare to mess with our men to leave, don’t enter our village in the future …”
The old ladies immediately cursed fiercely. Obviously, they were afraid that their man would die if he went out. However, Bei Yang took out a packet of Greater China and lit up the cigarette with a golden loud lighter. Then he said proudly, “Then let them wait at home for death. The good stuff outside belongs to me!”
News of an outsider quickly spread, Almost all the old and young people in the village ran out to watch. They stretched their necks like they had never seen a living person before. They almost threw a few snacks for them to learn how to bark. This made Chen Guangda and the others feel embarrassed. They always felt like they had come to the village to rob Miss Hua.
“Xiaolu! Who are you bringing? Where did you get them from …”
A gray-haired old man suddenly lined up. Behind him, there were several old men who were also not young. Chen Guangda immediately knew that it was the village chief or the clan chief. Bei Yang immediately put away his arrogance and said respectfully, “Old clan chief!” “These are the friends I met outside yesterday. What kind of camp are they from? I heard that there are hundreds of thousands of people inside!”
“So many people? Is it organized by the government? Where is it …”
The old patriarch was immediately shocked when he heard this. Only then did Chen Guangda smilingly step forward and say, “Yes!” “It was organized by the government. I am a special liaison officer sent by the government to look for survivors like you. However, yesterday when we crossed the Yellow River, our helicopter broke down. We can only land outside the mountain. Look at us, we are dirty like mud monkeys. We can’t even wash them in time!”
“On the other side of the Yellow River, how can we cross this …”
The old patriarch looked at Chen Guangda with eagerness, but Chen Guangda’s lies could be heard with his mouth agape. He immediately smiled and said, “Of course we can. When we get back in touch with the organization, we can bring you all out with a utility helicopter. Our resettlement camp is much better than here. All the supplies are provided to refugees free of charge, so there’s no need to worry about food, drink, or rush.”
“We’re saved! We’re saved now …”
The old patriarch was so excited that he cried out in joy, The villagers beside him also cheered, This was probably the same as what Bei Yang had just said. Although this place had food and drinks, it was extremely short of living supplies. Even the old man was probably fed up with this place, but the old patriarch immediately pulled Chen Guangda and said excitedly, “Several leaders hurry up and sit in my room. It’s about time for dinner. Let’s have a meal together!”
“No way! I brought this person here. I have to take them to my father-in-law’s house first. If the helicopter comes, I have to let my father-in-law’s family leave first …”
Bei Yang suddenly grabbed Chen Guangda very seriously. He didn’t know if he was deliberately pretending to be confused, but a beautiful girl suddenly rushed out from the side. She pointed at Bei Yang and said embarrassedly, “A tape recorder!” “Don’t talk nonsense here. It’s just your father-in-law. I didn’t promise my father, and neither did I. Even if I married a pig, I wouldn’t marry you, you rogue bastard!”
‘”Hua Ying! This is not nonsense. Our father accepted my betrothal gift. You … if your family regrets, return the things. Six old hens and a hundred eggs, two fat sheep, and the golden ring and necklace I gave you. Mom …”
Bei Yang immediately shouted. The girl named Hua Ying was so angry that her face turned red. She raised her palm and was about to slap him fiercely. However, the old patriarch snorted coldly and said, “Stop messing around here. The lives of the entire village will not allow you to play tricks first. Hurry up and go home. Don’t hinder me from discussing matters with the leaders!”
“Hmph ~”
Hua Ying angrily kicked Bei Yang, He waved his ponytail and strode away, However, Bei Yang let out a wicked laugh. He hurriedly chased after the old hen. Only then did the old patriarch politely invite Chen Guangda and the others to walk forward. Not long after, they arrived at a large courtyard with a sense of history. At this time, Chen Guangda also understood that most of the people in Cloud Mist Village were surnamed Ge, not all of them were outsiders.
“Leaders, please …”
The group of people directly entered the largest hall in the middle. The furnishings inside were very exquisite. The old patriarch directly walked to a grand master’s chair and sat down. He also rubbed two shiny walnuts in his hand. However, while Chen Guangda was sitting, he secretly winked at Zhu Fei.
Zhu Fei had once been pure and frank, However, ever since he met Chen Guangda, he had already been dyed pitch black. Therefore, he understood when he saw Chen Guangda’s gaze. After nodding his head in understanding, he pulled the recruit behind Chen Guangda and held the pistol in his waist with the posture of a guard, highlighting Chen Guangda’s identity as a Great Leader.
“Aiya ~ Leader! I’ve neglected you. Please atone for your sins …”
Just as the old patriarch was about to speak, a middle-aged man and woman suddenly ran in from outside. Who would have thought that the man would immediately hand over a business card and bow down and say, “This is my wife Qiu Pingping, Zhao Jianlei, the owner of my Cloud Mist Tea House. I hope that the leaders would take care of him!”
“Boss Zhao, don’t be so polite. Just be casual. This special liaison officer of mine is just an errand boy …”
Although Chen Guangda was very modest, However, he deliberately put on a full display of leadership. He had traveled all these years, so he naturally knew how to handle these people. He glanced at his business card and casually stuffed it into Big Butt Tan. As expected, Zhao Jianlei nodded and flattered him repeatedly, “Leaders, don’t ruin us. You are a great figure who can be heard by the heavens. We will rely on your glory in the future!”
“Aiya ~ Old Zhao! Don’t just talk to the leader, at least let the leader have a sip of tea first …”
Qiu Pingping nudged her husband. Zhao Jianlei immediately stood up and clapped his hands outside. Then, he smiled and said, “The kitchen is adding food for the leaders. In your spare time, you might as well enjoy the tea show. This is one of the best performances here!”
As he spoke! Five or six pretty little girls walked in like flowing clouds and flowing water. Not only were everyone dressed in blue and white porcelain short skirts and cheongsam, they were also holding a set of extremely exquisite tea sets in their hands. After paying their respects to Chen Guangda and the others, they immediately set up a formation on the table. Who would have thought that the sickly Tian Erque would suddenly gain strength, and his eyes would shine brightly as he muttered, “Holy shit! How big!”
“Huh?”
Chen Guangda was also surprised to discover that these girls were all little cows in the same water. Their tight little cheongsam was almost torn apart by them, and their appearances were delicate and charming. However, Chen Guangda did not notice their tea skills at all. All of their gazes were attracted by their surging waves. Even if they moved away for a few seconds, they would be automatically sucked back.
“Hehe ~ Leader may not know, but our ultimate goal is definitely this tea harvester …”
Zhao Jianlei suddenly sat down beside him and laughed lascivious, “Our tea picking girls are very strict in their selection. First, they have to be virgins. Second, their chest circumference must be at least D cup or above. Furthermore, they only use their lips and hands when picking tea. Only then will the tea be authentic with a virgin fragrance!”
“Hmph hmph ~ I think it’s the taste of his saliva, right? I don’t think it’s disgusting …”
Big Butt Tan looked at Zhao Jianlei mockingly, but Zhao Jianlei was also an old fogey. He laughed and prevaricated. His wife Qiu Pingping also hurriedly walked over, but she strongly pulled Big Butt Tan’s compliments and took the initiative to take them to change into clean clothes.
“Hehe ~ Leader! If there’s anyone you like, just say it. Jianlei will definitely arrange it for you …”
Zhao Jianlei watched as Big Butt Tan and the other girls were dragged away. He immediately leaned over with a perverted smile, and a few tea picking girls also walked up one after another with small teacups. Yingying Yanyan bent down to offer Chen Guangda tea, her small mouth smiling sweeter and sweeter.
A pile of white stuff almost dazzled Chen Guang’s eyes, but he still said in an extremely reserved manner, “Our side is currently dealing with style issues. Although the Discipline Inspection Commission doesn’t dare to do anything to me, it’s still not good to hear it out. It’s better not to play this trick!”
“Alright, alright! The leader can do whatever he wants, but where exactly is this settlement camp and what are its living conditions …”
Zhao Jianlei waved his hand and chased away a group of tea picking girls. Chen Guangda laughed inwardly. These chicks were just a cover-up. Their real purpose was to find out the truth. If they didn’t answer correctly, they would definitely be kicked out of the house. Even if they were beaten to death by random sticks, they could only be considered unlucky to meet a fellow who lived off his lips.