From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 525
Chapter 525 The Death of He Tienan
“My name is Lu Yingjie. Everyone in the village says that I look like Owen. They call me Owen …”
Bei Yang grinned with his big yellow teeth and held a poster of James Owen in his hand. However, Chen Guangda and the others had a face full of constipation. This was the first time they had seen such a shameless person. They actually dared to be even more shameless than Chen Guangda.
“Are you sure it’s Owen who plays football? Isn’t it Carey Owen who plays basketball …”
Xiaowei suddenly covered his mouth and laughed. Everyone immediately reacted. Although Owen was a nigger, he was quite similar to the bearded Bei Yang in front of them. However, the biggest difference between the two Owens was that the one playing football was a standard beauty. However, the one playing basketball was a bit horrible.
“I don’t understand! Anyway, everyone in the village praises me for my foreignness …”
Bei Yang happily patted his chest. He didn’t know where the confidence came from, but Chen Guangda smiled bitterly and pulled out his flashlight. He walked directly to the tunnel beside the wooden bed. This tunnel was completely dug out by hand, and he had to hook his waist before he could enter. However, this tunnel was extremely narrow and long. The flashlight couldn’t even see his head at a glance, and there were even a few small forks in it.
“Did you dig this out? Where did it lead to …”
Chen Guangda turned around and looked at Bei Yang. Bei Yang wiped his nose and said, “Our villagers dug together. All the villagers here are dead. We dug a tunnel to dig their cellars. Everyone will split the excavated items equally. We will be heading straight ahead and turning right to our Cloud Mist Village!”
“Why don’t you live in the village? Can’t you live in the village anymore …”
Looking at him curiously from Xiaowei, who would have thought that Bei Yang would spit and say with disdain, “I can live!” “But they bullied me as an outsider. They only gave me a little bit of what they dug out. I was so angry that I came out to live alone. Now that they saw that I got a big fat pig, they invited me back to the village to live, but I didn’t care about their bunch of turtles and grandchildren. They just wanted to eat my pork and eggs for free!”
“How many of you are left? Is the village safe?”
Chen Guangda took out a Greater China and handed it to him. Bei Yang immediately joyfully nodded and said, “Our village can’t be safe in the valley. Many people fled from the neighboring village when the zombies first broke out. Now there are almost seven or eight hundred people, but our village chief is not a thing. He still has to collect poll tax when he comes in, and he also has a lot of widows!”
“Let’s sleep in this bed tonight. Take us to your village after dawn …”
Chen Guangda directly tossed half a pack of cigarettes to the other party. Bei Yang immediately agreed in pleasant surprise. He casually hugged the straw in the corner and lay down. Chen Guangda also walked to the side of the wooden staircase and looked up. He didn’t know if the stench in the cellar was too bad to cover up the smell of humans. He only heard the sound of corpses walking on top, but not a single one of them came running over to disturb him.
“Let’s leave the bed to the two wounded. Let’s find a random place to make do with it …”
Chen Guangda turned to look at Tian Erque and Chen Xiaoyao. The two of them were still lying unconscious on the bed. However, the others were clearly not interested in the dirty bed. They all followed Bei Yang’s example and lay on the straw. Chen Guangda also walked over to them and sat down. He patted the fat sheep’s butt and asked, “What happened to you guys before? How did He Tienan die?”
“Actually, we have already arrived at the settlement camp in Dongshan Province and even participated in the Corpse Tide Guard Battle. However, after the city was destroyed, we did not go to Coiling Dragon Town. Instead, we followed another group of people westward. He Tienan was the one who had an accident on the road …”
Cong Xiaowei leaned against the wall exhaustively and said, “You know our character, We don’t want to fight for power, “It’s just a habit of recruiting a bunch of people for supplies. Who knew that our team would get bigger and bigger? By the time we reacted, there were already several hundred of us. Thus, we were targeted by the local leaders. He thought that we wanted to compete with him for territory, so He Tienan became a victim, and Yang Hao was seriously injured!”
“What happened afterwards? Did you guys avenge Iron Man?”
Chen Guangda frowned as he looked at her and nodded from Xiaowei, “Take revenge! Li Feifei personally killed that fellow, but if that fellow hadn’t bullied us too much, our troop wouldn’t have grown to this level. During that time, we were all focused on revenge. Our corpse collector field army was completely forced out alive!”
“Have you accepted each other’s territory …”
Chen Guangda stood up in surprise. Unexpectedly, Cong Xiaowei smiled bitterly and said, “How can there be any territory? Those people are not united at all. They have split into dozens of forces, large and small. They haven’t even set up a minimum settlement camp. We have always fought in the mountains or villages and towns. That’s why we called them the Field Army!”
“Brother Guang! We’ve really suffered a lot. We spent most of our time sleeping in the mountains like barbarians. If it weren’t for the fact that we finally got a military base, we wouldn’t have the strength to take revenge …”
Zhu Fei also leaned over and looked at him bitterly. Chen Guangda immediately patted his shoulder and asked Yang Hao about his injuries. Zhu Fei nodded and said, “He and He Tienan were hit by a rocket. We used all the scorpion bug fluid on him to save him. However, he is fine now. He just lost too much blood and needs to recover for a while.”
“Does any of you know about my daughter? She’s a pair of beautiful twins …”
Big Butt Tan suddenly crawled over with red eyes. He looked pitifully at Zhu Fei and the others, ‘”So those twins are your daughters. Yao Basan has already sent them over and told them to save them to the end. They don’t owe Brother Guang anymore. However, Big Eyed Sister seems to have made them into maids. I see that they’ve been carrying bags for Big Eyed Sister!” Zhu Fei said in an enlightened tone.
“Aiya! Hello, maid, it’s even better to be a maid for Big Eyed Sister. I’m relieved now …”
Big Butt Tan immediately smiled and nodded. His entire body instantly began to shine brightly. Chen Guangda raised his hand and looked at the time. He discovered that it was already more than two o’clock in the morning. The Bei Yang on the other side had already snored heaven-shaking. Thus, he tilted his head on Xiaowei’s lap and said, “Take advantage of the time to sleep. After getting up, go to Cloud Mist Village to see the situation.”
“Scram! I’ll count to three. If you dare to rest on my lap again, I’ll make you a eunuch …”
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“Get up, get up! If you don’t get up, the sun will set again …”
A rude shout suddenly woke Chen Guangda up. He saw Bei Yang strode in from the tunnel. Not only did he change into a very decent high-end suit, his messy hair was even combed into a big back. He happily walked to the corner of the room and caught two old hens in his hands.
“F*ck! This ground is really tidal …”
Chen Guangda stretched his waist and sat up in a daze. It was already past ten o’clock in the morning. Other than Tian Jiajun, who was on guard, everyone else was asleep. Especially Tian Erque, who was in bed. He was actually hugging Chen Xiaoyao tightly. The two of them were almost sticking their mouths to each other. They would probably be scared half to death when he woke up.
“Bei Yang! What are you doing? Are you going on a blind date in such a slutty bag …”
Chen Guangda looked at Bei Yang, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. When he woke up, he had already forgotten his name, and Bei Yang did not care about his nickname. He happily shook off the old hen and said, “My future father-in-law is going to celebrate his birthday today. I want to go over and congratulate him on his birthday. Let me tell you, my wife is the village flower of our village!”
“Haha ~ Then you’re really lucky …”
Chen Guangda brushed the straw off his body and stood up. A phoenix sister’s image was immediately sketched out in his mind. Bei Yang, who was dressed in a suit, was as indecent as a horse monkey wearing a coat. However, he even unknowingly spat out a mouthful of saliva and wiped his big back and said happily, “When I marry my wife, I’ll slaughter the fat pig for you to eat. Hurry up and come out. I’ll go pee outside first!”
“This place is really not for people to sleep in …”
As soon as Bei Yang went out, the others woke up one after another. There was no way to wash up. They patted the straw on their butts and prepared to open the way. However, Tian Erque suddenly cried out in alarm. He pushed Chen Xiaoyao away from his embrace and shouted, “F*ck! We … we didn’t kiss each other, right? Is your disease contagious?”
“I…”
Chen Xiaoyao’s face suddenly turned pale. He immediately lowered his head in embarrassment. Tian Erque’s direct discrimination had obviously hurt her self-esteem. However, Chen Guangda hurriedly walked over and said, “How is your health? If there’s nothing wrong, then come out with us. If you hide here and don’t get sick, you’ll suffocate!”
“Wu ~ I know you look down on me, but I don’t want to be so casual. I can’t control myself because I’m sick …”
Chen Xiaoyao suddenly hugged his knees and cried bitterly. Tian Erque immediately scratched his head awkwardly. However, Chen Xiaoyao cried and said, “I had a car accident that injured my pituitary gland, causing my hormones to be more than ten times higher than normal people, so … so I’m especially sensitive to that kind of thing. Even if I want to see someone kiss me, I can’t help but go get a room with a man, but I really don’t want to!”
“Uh ~ So that’s how you got sick …”
Chen Guangda looked at her in shock. He suddenly remembered the first time he saw Chen Xiaoyao. She actually started to discharge herself inexplicably, causing him to think that he had really become handsome. However, from Xiaowei, he gracefully hugged her and helped her wipe away her tears and said, “You shouldn’t blame yourself for this kind of thing. There’s nothing you can do about it. You should learn to think about the good side of things. We are all your friends!”
“I don’t have any friends. My former friends were all afraid that I would seduce their husbands. None of them dared to come into contact with me. They even called me a shameless piece of shit behind my back …”
Chen Xiaoyao shook his head bitterly. Obviously, there were many unbearable memories. However, Chen Guangda walked up and touched her head and said, “Don’t worry. From now on, we are all your friends. We will take you to the Imperial Capital to find an expert. I believe that an expert will definitely cure your illness!”
“Really? Will you really help me find an expert …”
Chen Xiaoyao immediately raised his head in tears of joy. Chen Guangda smiled and said, “Even if you don’t have this disease, I will bring you there. There are a bunch of virus experts trapped in the imperial capital. Your corpse virus immunity is the key to saving mankind. Maybe you can become a great hero for all mankind!”
“I don’t want to be a big hero. I just want to cure my rotten illness. Stop acting like a loser. Just roam around …”
Chen Xiaoyao hugged his legs and shook his head pitifully. Seeing Yu Lian’s pitiful expression, almost everyone sighed. Although Chen Xiaoyao wasn’t considered a peerless beauty, his appearance was extremely delicate and dignified. After suffering from such a humiliating illness, it was like a stick throwing her from the sky to hell.