From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 523
Chapter 523 Lure The Enemy Northward
“Suddenly …”
A camouflaged Lu Hangzhi 9 flew over like an eagle. All the anti-tank missiles on the pylon had been fired, leaving only one cannon that was useless. However, the loud sound of air currents attracted all the living corpses in the surroundings. They jumped up like a bunch of fools, desperately trying to pull the plane down.
“Thump ~”
A bright searchlight shone down abruptly. After scanning the ground twice, it quickly froze in a large black hole. The helicopter immediately dived there. Chen Guangda and the others also jumped out like grasshoppers and waved their hands excitedly at the helicopter.
“All of you, hurry up, I’ll cushion the back …”
Without any hesitation, Xiao Wei pulled out the pistol from her waist. She was the only one left in their group who was still capable of fighting. At this moment, Chen Guangda no longer wanted to be a hero. After a string of soft ladders was thrown off the plane, he immediately grabbed the soft ladders and let the two women get on first. However, a large number of living corpses quickly rushed towards them, firing at them at full speed from Xiaowei.
“Not good! It’s a corpse jump …”
Chen Guangda, who had just climbed up the ladder, was stunned. He saw the two jumping corpses jump over. They were especially eye-catching amongst the large group of dumb-headed living corpses. He immediately resisted Tian Erque and quickly climbed up. However, the two jumping corpses were too fast. They arrived in front of them before blinking a few times.
“Hurry up and take off …”
Cong Xiaowei suddenly shouted. At the same time that Chen Guangda was stunned, the little girl suddenly leapt up and directly lay on his back. The helicopter fiercely pulled upwards at almost the same time. Two jumping corpses immediately brushed past the soles of their feet and almost fell into a big hole.
“Haha ~ Pig Bajie is carrying his wife …”
Ever since Xiaowei hugged Chen Guangda’s neck happily, her face had actually turned red. Without considering Chen Guangda’s feelings, she directly climbed up his back and stomped on his head. Chen Guangda was so angry that he screamed all the way.
When Chen Guangda fell into the cabin out of breath, everyone else was already safely leaning to the side. However, the ladders he placed on them were actually strangers that he did not know. He rubbed his hands with a face full of restraint and said, “Hello, Chief!” “I am Tian Jiajun, the captain of the four divisions of the three divisions of the Corpse Collector Field Army. I pay my highest respects to you!”
“Ah? Oh! Hello, hello …”
Chen Guangda smiled bitterly and nodded. The young man was probably too nervous. After all, this was the first time he saw their legendary ladyboy. He stammered and didn’t know what to say. However, the helicopter pilot turned around and smiled. “This is my newly accepted disciple, Tian Jiajun. Although he’s a little stupid, he’s still willing to work. He’s a recruit who just joined the army the last day!”
“Haha, Feizi! I knew you were the one who was flying the plane. There’s no one who’s so bad at piloting …”
Chen Guangda jumped up from the ground. He hugged Zhu Fei’s neck and gave him a heavy kiss. However, Zhu Fei said dejectedly, “I don’t want to be fat. Lin Na was afraid that we would fly a plane to chase after them. She actually left a death squad in the town and used human flesh to fry them. The bomb blew up another plane and even killed the pilot. That woman was too vicious!”
“Damn it! Stop it, I won’t have her in the future …”
Chen Guangda smashed the back of the chair fiercely. His eyes were filled with killing intent. Lin Na’s actions had already broken through all of his limits. There was no chance for them to shake hands again. He stood up from Xiaowei and said, “What should we do? Coiling Dragon Town is in great danger now, and could collapse at any time!”
Chen Guangda hurriedly walked to the side of the cabin and looked down. At this moment, the sound of gunfire in Coiling Dragon Town was already heaven-shaking, The huge wave of corpses was like a huge black wave, continuously slapping the soft little rock of Coiling Dragon Town. He was also very clear about how much tofu residue there was on the city wall of Coiling Dragon Town. The kind of thing that dared to build up without hitting a base, calling it a wall, was already very flattering. It was afraid that it would collapse by itself before long.
“Feizi! Fly down a little bit and we’ll divert the corpse tide towards the Yellow River …”
Chen Guangda suddenly took off his coat. He used the Corpse Claw Dagger to cut open his wrist. Bright red blood instantly spilled onto his coat. Very quickly, it was dyed red. Everyone’s eyes became uncontrollably solemn. Perhaps Chen Guangda had all sorts of shortcomings and unpleasant discussions on his body, but at this moment, no one could be taller and more majestic than him.
“Enough! Hurry up and wrap it up …”
She took out a roll of gauze from Xiaowei, feeling extremely distressed. He hastily bandaged Chen Guangda’s bloody wrist, but before he could finish his work, he saw him pull the green corpse insect out of his pocket again. After cutting it directly on its back, he immediately tied it up with cotton thread and tied it to his coat. Then, he tied the coat to the outside of the cabin.
Chen Guangda, who had finished cutting his meridians, sat weakly on the ground. The entire cabin suddenly quieted down. Everyone held their breath and watched the corpse tide below. The smell of blood spread very quickly under the strong air current. In less than half a minute, the corpse tide began to react. Many of the living corpses raised their heads and roared in the air.
That anxious voice was like a pervert meeting a pheasant. He couldn’t wait to rush up and fire, Zhu Fei also started circling in the air very cleverly, leading the living corpses on the main road to the north. Chen Guangda’s blood was undoubtedly more intense than Big Eyed Xia’s. In addition, the green corpse insect was simply a combination of two swords. After the smell spread out, even the living corpses that had arrived at the city gate began to charge towards them.
“Be steady! Don’t worry …”
Chen Guangda leaned against the bulkhead and pulled out a cigarette to light it. However, after Xiaowei suddenly got into the passenger seat and adjusted the dashboard for a while, she suddenly handed over a pair of headphones and said, “Speak to the family. Yan Qing thinks you’re going crazy!”
“Ai ~ She must think that I raised Xiao San outside and don’t want to go home anymore …”
Chen Guangda smiled bitterly and took the headset. Even communicating with foreign countries wasn’t a problem at such a high altitude. After he fed it a few times, someone quickly agreed. However, he didn’t expect that Yan Qing would suddenly shout, “Hey! Chen Guangda, isn’t it Chen Guangda?” The moment he got through, he heard Yan Qing shouting, “Hello! Chen Guangda, is it Chen Guangda?”
“Hehe ~ Little slut! Who else is it that isn’t your man? Quickly call your husband …”
Chen Guangda laughed mockingly, but suddenly, there was a burst of crying. Not only Yan Qing, but also Liu Da’s butt. However, Yan Qing quickly cried and scolded, “Bastard! Do you not want this family anymore? We all thought you were dead, don’t we know? Hurry up and scram back, or else I will die for you to see!”
“Alright! Darling wife, I’m fighting a war with Lin Na right now. There’s still a huge wave of corpses waiting for me to seduce you. I’ll fly to your bed immediately after the matter is over. Even if I die, I’ll still die in your bed, okay?”
Chen Guangda smiled and comforted her, However, Yan Qing, who had become the chief leader, was different now. She quickly adjusted her mood and said, “I know that you are at war. Just now, Big Eyed Xia informed me about your situation. She said that you were caught by Lin Na and she wanted to give up on you. At that time, I was so scared that I was paralyzed that I didn’t dare to leave even if I stayed by the radio station for half a step.”
“I’m fine now. I’m on the helicopter with Zhu Fei and the others. How are things on your side …”
Chen Guang laughed loudly and spat out a mouthful of smoke. Yan Qing then said, “Not bad!” “We have now developed four satellite towns. All of us have dug underground tunnels. We have been attacked by the Corpse Tide twice and managed to avoid it. It is really troublesome to manage with so many people. I am so busy that my feet don’t touch the ground almost every day. We are about to break through 500,000 people, don’t you know?”
“I don’t care how many people he has. As long as you guys are alive, it’s fine. Didn’t I die every day just to let you have a family? I don’t care about the rest …”
Chen Guangda smiled and waved his hand. Yan Qing immediately let out a soft grin like a little girl. However, Zhu Fei suddenly patted his shoulder and pointed out with a very serious expression. Chen Guangda immediately got up and said, “I won’t tell you anymore. I’m going to work on my side again. As soon as the matter is over, I’ll immediately return. Don’t worry!”
“I found the Fat Corpse King. Two …”
Zhu Fei pointed forward with a cold expression. Chen Guangda hurriedly leaned his head and looked forward. He saw two fat and sturdy figures standing like giants in the midst of the black tide of corpses. They seemed to be looking up at the helicopter in the sky as well. Both of their malicious eyes were emitting green light from afar.
“The big one on the right is the Super Fat Corpse King. At least eight bars …”
Chen Guangda said solemnly, Although he had personally slaughtered one of these things, he now thought that it was serious luck. He would not be so lucky to let him do it again. Thus, he patted Zhu Fei’s shoulder and said, “Don’t lean too close to them, just hang them at a safe distance. It will take Coiling Dragon Town at least two hours to complete the evacuation!”
This wave of corpses numbered at least a million, Not all of the zombies were interested in the green zombie worms and Chen Guangda. Coiling Dragon Town, who was gradually being left behind, continued to shoot heaven-shaking gunfire. However, at least half of the zombies were attracted over. This undoubtedly greatly relieved the pressure on Coiling Dragon Town and bought him the most precious time to evacuate.
“Holy shit! A fat corpse king has left …”
Tian Erque, who was lying on the hatch, suddenly shouted anxiously. Chen Guangda quickly stretched out his head and looked outside. The small Fat Corpse King seemed to have lost his patience and immediately turned around with a large number of living corpses. He walked straight towards Coiling Dragon Town, but the remaining one suddenly increased its speed and kept shouting at them.
“Don’t fly too fast. Don’t lose this one too …”
Chen Guangda smashed the cabin door helplessly. These fat corpse kings were all intelligent. It was simply unrealistic to treat them as fools. They had to see great hope. At this time, Coiling Dragon Town had already become a small point in their eyes. Zhu Fei’s speed had also dropped again and again, afraid that the increasingly impatient super fat corpse king would also leave.
“Almost there! The Yellow River is ahead …”
Zhu Fei suddenly shouted excitedly. From afar, he saw a sparkling ribbon of water appear in front of him. At this time, the Yellow River was full of water. Even a million living corpses could submerge them to the ground. Zhu Fei immediately lowered his speed and flew steadily towards the river.