From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 52
Chapter 52 Soul-shocking Story
“Everyone listen up …”
Chen Guangda suddenly took a big step forward. ‘”We are not a kindness hall. We are only taking you in temporarily. Without our permission, no one is allowed to touch anything here, especially food and water. Other than going to the bathroom, no one is allowed to leave the room. Otherwise, I will definitely make him regret it. Do you hear me?”
“I heard you!”
The group of people nodded their heads in disappointment and couldn’t help but sigh. However, a tall and fat girl suddenly ran over and took out a large piece of bread and flattered, “Big brother! Can I exchange some instant noodles with you guys? I really want to eat something hot!”
“There’s hot water in the kitchen. Just soak the bread yourself and it’ll be hot …”
Chen Guangda angrily rolled his eyes at the fat girl. He was at least 1.78 meters tall, but this girl was actually half a head taller than him. Although she wasn’t the type to roll fat, her tall figure was enough to scare people. Even if her little fat face was pretty good, it couldn’t make up for the flaws in her figure.
“Oh! Alright then …”
The fat girl nodded pitifully. She could only carry the bread and walk into the kitchen. Ding Li hurriedly waved her hand at Tang Fei, afraid that the fat girl would steal food in the kitchen by herself. However, Chen Guangda suddenly muttered in puzzlement, “This fat girl looks familiar. She seems to be selling steamed buns somewhere!”
“Ha ~ You’ve always only remembered beauties, not ugly creatures …”
Ding Li covered her mouth and giggled, but Lin Na suddenly stood up and said, “I understand your self-preservation mentality, but we really don’t have much food on us. If possible, can you provide us with some basic life support?”
“Of course not! If you want to eat, I can give it to you. As for the others, let them go out and prepare it themselves. Our food is also exchanged with our lives …”
Chen Guangda shook his head without hesitation. He took out a bag of dried tea from his pocket and handed it to her. Unexpectedly, Lin Na turned around and handed it to the injured man on the ground. Then, he apologetically said to Chen Guangda, “I’m sorry! Although I’m very hungry, he needs more energy than me!”
“As long as you don’t starve yourself to death, but the next time you ask me for food, you must finish it in front of me …”
Chen Guangda nodded helplessly and didn’t want to argue with her anymore. However, he suddenly turned around and said with a perverted smile, “Actually, there is another way to exchange food here, but only women, beautiful women, you must understand! Haha ~”
“Shameless!”
No one dared to raise their heads and stare at Chen Guangda. However, Chen Guangda smiled sinisterly and said, “You can call me shameless, or even call me a bastard. But when you are so hungry that you want to eat a mouthful of shit, you will definitely discover that Brother is your savior! Wahahaha …”
Chen Guangda tried his best to make his laughter even more disgusting. Although this wasn’t his real thoughts, and he didn’t even want to bully these poor women at all, in this world of cannibalism, he had to work hard to play a villain in order to survive, because fear was always more awesome than any other means.
“We are not cowards, we will go out to find food …”
Luther suddenly stood up, his eyes somewhat furious. Chen Guangda immediately smiled playfully and said, “I believe that you are not a coward, but your companions may be. However, for the sake of everyone being survivors, I will give you a valuable experience. A living corpse hunt relies on the nose rather than the eyes, understand?”
“No wonder! No wonder those living corpses can always find us …”
Luther’s eyes widened in shock. Chen Guang naturally did not want to force them to jump over the wall. Hitting them with a stick and giving them a sweet jujube was the king’s way. Thus, he continued, “Use your brains more and be less impulsive. You must be careful again and again. Don’t extinguish them as soon as you leave. Go to the toilet and get two bottles of disinfectant to wash away the smell you left outside!”
“Alright! Thank you very much this time …”
Luther agreed without hesitation and waved his hand to let Lee Chung-ki go out to get it. Chen Guang laughed loudly and then turned around to bring them out. However, Hu Yidao said excitedly, “Brother, your idea just now was really fucking amazing. A few bowls of food can take care of a little girl. How much fun do we have tonight?”
“Old man. Hu! Don’t always use your lower body to think about things, okay?”
Chen Guangda took a deep look at the delighted old man. Hu, old man. Hu immediately stopped smiling embarrassedly, and Chen Guangda pulled him over and whispered, “I want them to be afraid of us. This way, they won’t dare act rashly, but don’t force them to be anxious. Rabbits will bite when they’re anxious, understand?”
“Hmph ~ I will definitely let them know what true fear is …”
Hu Yidao sneered sinisterly and squeaked the short spear in his hand. Chen Guangda nodded and whispered, “Let’s take turns to guard the corridor at night. Don’t let anyone know that there are no bullets in the gun. Otherwise, our time for death will come!”
“Brother! Let me have a bowl of soup, can I have just one bowl? Your soup is really too fragrant …”
Before Chen Guangda could finish his sentence, the little fatty suddenly ran up and wrapped around him. She shook his arm and said, “Shall I massage you? My singing is also very pleasant. As long as you let me drink a bowl of soup, I can do anything, please!”
“I want you to stay away from me, okay? Your goosebumps are all over the ground …”
Chen Guangda looked at the little fatty dejectedly. He didn’t know if this girl weighed 200 kilograms. If a fellow pressed down on him, he would probably break a few of his bones. However, looking at her greedy saliva, Chen Guangda could only roll his eyes and say, “You’re only allowed to drink a bowl. Help me pinch my feet after drinking it. Do you understand?”
“I know! My specialty is horses. Kill chickens …”
The little fatty agreed excitedly. She ran back to the kitchen and started to fish in the soup pot. She took out two large pieces of canned beef and stuffed them into her mouth. Ding Li looked at her ferocious appearance and said, “Little girl! How can you get married with this appearance?”
“It’s fine! I just don’t want to marry, no man will starve to death again …”
The little fatty shook her head carelessly. She didn’t even raise her head at all. A large bowl of soup was quickly reimbursed by her. She still drank the last bit of soup before looking at Ding Li and smiling sweetly, “Sister! You are so beautiful! If I had your good figure, men would love me to death!”
“Don’t flatter me! No matter how well I flatter you, I won’t let you drink anymore. Hurry up and pinch your brother’s feet …”
Ding Li scolded her directly, The little fatty was also unequivocal. She wiped her mouth and sat next to Chen Guangda. She helped him take off his shoes and massaged him. She did not dislike his feet at all. Everyone quickly realized that this girl was not only a joke, she was also a dirty girl. When it came to dirty jokes, she was a set of things that made everyone laugh.
“Lin Na! Come in and eat something. The soup is still hot …”
Chen Guangda leaned against the kitchen door. He turned around and saw Lin Na coming out of the classroom. Lin Na hesitated for a moment before walking in. Who knew that she would say, “Do you think we should be more united? If everyone only thinks about themselves, sooner or later …”
“Stop! I invited you here to eat, not to listen to your lecture. Furthermore, we have our own way of dealing with the world. Even if we die, we won’t regret it, understand?”
Chen Guangda directly interrupted her and placed the pot in front of her. Lin Na sighed helplessly and picked up a bowl of rice before starting to eat. Ding Li then sneered and said, “That’s the right thing to do. You just need to do your job as a doctor. You don’t need to worry about the rest.”
“Fatty! What’s your name? Do you know better than your family?”
Chen Guangda smiled and picked up the soup all night. If this girl hadn’t eaten too much, He really wanted to raise her as a maid, and the little fatty laughed and said, “I’m a professional teaser, but I’m usually more reserved than this. After all, I can’t tell dirty jokes on the radio, but you must have heard my voice … Hello everyone, I’m your beautiful anchor Su Tong. Are you ready to go on a happy journey with me?”
