From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 500
Chapter 500 Underpumping
“How … How is it? I … I’m not convinced …”
In a spacious but vulgar office, Chen Guangda was panting heavily like an old bull, and his heels were trembling. However, he still tried his best to put on an arrogant appearance, just like a god of war in the sky, looking down on his big-eyed sister who was still twitching from time to time.
“Submit … Submit your sister, replenish all the public rations for me this month …”
The big-eyed girl curled up on the carpet finally opened her eyes. Not only was her entire body covered in an intoxicating flushing red color, her sweat had even soaked the carpet. However, Chen Guangda finally said bitterly, “I’m your husband. I’ve done it six times already. If you don’t want to be widowed, then it would be good if we were even!”
“Hmph ~ I’ll let you off for the time being today. Hurry up and light a cigarette for my sister …”
After Big Eyed Sister trembled violently like a bolt of lightning, her white feet immediately pressed down on Chen Guangda’s face. Chen Guangda immediately kissed her on the sole of her foot. He then lit a cigarette for Big Eyed Xia personally and asked with a wicked smile, “Darling! Aren’t you holding back too much inside? Your appetite is really a little big today!”
“Stop pretending to be foolish. I’m in the factory every day like I’m in jail, but you’re fooling around with the mother and daughter at home every day. You’re really worthy of me …”
Big Eyed Xia sneered as he spat out a mouthful of smoke. Little feet fiercely pinched Chen Guangda’s waist again. After Chen Guangda pretended to cry out in pain, he said with a face full of innocence, “Those twins are my little nieces. I really treat them as my own sisters. I didn’t even touch a finger. As for Big Butt Tan, I was completely drunk. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have had anything to do with her!”
“Oh, so I wronged you, right? Pretend I don’t know what kind of pee you are? I know what kind of shit you’re going to shit if you take off your pants …”
Big Eyed Xia looked at him with disdain. He spoke in the same vulgar tone as Chen Guangda, but Chen Guangda pointed at the tattoo on her chest and said, “Don’t rush to settle accounts with me. What the hell are you tattooed on your body and what exactly have you been doing? If you don’t give me an honest explanation today, don’t blame this daddy for serving your family!”
“This isn’t a real tattoo. It was painted with a special dye. It will disappear in a few days …”
Big Eyed Xia did not make any trouble this time. He picked up his clothes and shouted outside. The young woman from before immediately pushed open the door and walked in. Behind her were two maids holding new clothes. Chen Guangda immediately pulled the clothes under his body and said awkwardly, “Your heart is too big. I’m not even wearing pants!”
“I don’t care what else you’re afraid of. Haven’t there been many women who have seen you naked before …”
Big Eyed Xia stood up with contempt. Just like the Queen, she opened her arms and a few women immediately squatted in front of her to work for her. Big Eyed Xia then said, “This courtyard is full of girls raised by me. If you are interested, you can use them as you please, but you are not allowed to find them again. I need to properly train the three of them!”
“Big Eyed Xia! Are you out of your mind? How dare you play tricks on me? I think you just owe me a lesson. Get the hell out of here!”
Chen Guangda suddenly threw the cigarette butt and revealed a ruffian expression. He slapped Big Eyed Xia’s butt fiercely. Big Eyed Xia immediately covered his butt and cried out in pain. However, a few maids did not go out. All of them looked at Big Eyed Xia with inquiries on their faces. However, Big Eyed Xia rubbed his butt and said with embarrassment, “Everyone, this is my own husband. His words are mine!”
“Master Fei! The bath water has been prepared for you. We’ll wait outside …”
The young woman nodded hesitantly and took the maid out the door. However, Chen Guangda kicked the door open and glared at Big Eyed Xia, saying coldly, “That’s right!” “It’s Master Fei and the Great Xia Gang again. Looks like you want to ride on my head and pee, right? If you don’t give me a satisfactory answer today, you will not be allowed to leave even if you squat here in the future!”
“Tsk, if you weren’t my husband, with your few men in Coiling Dragon Town, you might not be able to defeat me …”
Big Eyed Xia folded his arms and smiled proudly. Chen Guangda stopped shaking his husband’s head and sat on the sofa to look at her. Big Eyed Xia said proudly, “I know you look down on me. After all, from the day I met you, I was just a young lady waiting for death by eating with you. But today, I will officially inform you, me!” Xia Fei! Even if I don’t rely on you, I can still summon the wind and rain in Coiling Dragon Town! ”
“Then what? What do you want to do after the storm? Kick me and find a more handsome guy, or raise a bunch of male pets to make you the queen …”
Chen Guangda spread out his hands and looked at her mockingly. ‘”Hmph ~ If I, Xia Fei, want to play with a handsome guy, all the men in the town will come and line up as long as I hook my fingers. I’m not trying to show off to you, I’m just trying to prove that I’m no worse than anyone else, so that you don’t think I can’t live without you!” Said Big Eyed Xia disdainfully.
“Big-eyed sister! I know how many hairs you have on your body. I know what you’re thinking …”
Chen Guangda smiled and stood up. He walked over to Big Eyed Xia and gently raised her chin. Then, he said playfully, “Although you never said anything, I know that Yan Qing will always be a thorn in your heart. You are afraid that you will be compared to her, so you want to use this method to improve your status, right?”
“Hmph ~ I don’t want to compete with her, but … but I also don’t want people to gossip. If I don’t do something to show others, everyone will think that I’m a face-lifting junior …”
Xia Fei turned her head to look somewhat stubborn. Chen Guangda hugged her and laughed. Then, he rubbed her head and smiled, “My silly daughter-in-law, you can be a white rich beauty quietly by my side. Hubby said that you will be nourished for the rest of your life. As long as you dress beautifully, then leave the rest to me!”
“I won’t. Why should Yan Qing be able to manage two cities? I can’t set up my own gang …”
Xia Fei stubbornly pushed him away and said with wide eyes, “I’m telling you, whether you agree or not, I’ll do it. If you don’t think I can do it, then let’s make a bet. If I can’t take down Sanshui Street within a month, I’ll climb up to you and kneel before you and lick it!”
“Cut ~ It’s like you didn’t kneel and lick just now …”
Chen Guangda shook his head in amusement. However, he waved his hand and said, “Alright!” “It’s rare to see you do something serious with your heart. I won’t interfere with this big brother of Sanshui Street. You can do whatever you want, but we have a promise. If you are kicked out of Sanshui Street, you will obediently return to be my little woman. Don’t do anything to me, understand?”
“Ha ~ Do you really think that I, Xia Fei, am a vegetarian? My current strength is enough to scare you to death …”
Xia Fei sneered confidently, He patted his chest and said, “I also have a few conditions. No matter what I do, you are not allowed to interfere. I will not ask you for a soldier. However, if I succeed in occupying Sanshui Street and have the military acknowledge my existence, then your boss Chen must scram over here and let me enjoy the taste of kneeling and licking!”
“Alright! If there really comes a day when I can make you the queen …”
Chen Guangda agreed without hesitation. In any case, Xia Fei was willing to make trouble for him and was happy to be at ease. Xia Fei immediately pounced over excitedly after obtaining his approval. She cheerfully kissed him on the face and said proudly, “You’d better be mentally prepared. Perhaps you’ll have to rely on my help in the future!”
“Don’t get carried away. The Ninth Princess of the Tang Clan isn’t easy to provoke. I just gave the Tang Clan an ugly look. They must be mad at me now. If you want to take down Sanshui Street, this lightning will definitely land on you …”
Chen Guangda straightened his body and began to turn serious. Big Eyed Xia was also very open-minded to listen to his opinions. After all, Chen Guangda was their grandmaster in this respect. However, Big Eyed Xia refused to tell them anything about the specific plan. He only wanted Chen Guangda to wait for good news from her at home. After a while, the two of them sweetly cooked for each other, then put on their clothes and went out together.
“Haha ~ Touch yourself 80,000! Touch you little slut to death …”
As soon as the two of them left, Wang Dafu suddenly laughed lascivious, Fatty was sitting with a few cheongsam girls playing mahjong, “You actually came out alive. I thought you were going to be sucked dry by the female ghost. But I said, Big Eyed Sister, what kind of taste do you have? You can think of such a stupid name for the Great Xia Gang. Why don’t you call the Great Fei Gang?” He curled his lips the moment he saw Chen Guangda.
“You have to be careful what you say. He is now Master Fei. Be careful that you kneel down and call for Grandpa …”
Chen Guangda laughed mischievously, but Wang Dafu curled his lips in disdain. He directly pushed Mahjong and went out with Chen Guangda. The brothers of the Black Wind Army had already returned. Only the old bald man who sold the water purifier was still waiting outside the door. He immediately rushed forward when he saw the two of them come out.
“I have some unfortunate news for you. The Great Xia Gang is too ruthless. Their strength has already surpassed my imagination, so we can only withdraw from Sanshui Street in the future …”
Chen Guangda patted his shoulder with a sad expression. The old baldy was so scared that he almost fell to the ground. He hurriedly pulled Chen Guangda and wanted to say something, but Chen Guangda shook his head and said, “I really can’t help you anymore. I almost didn’t come out myself. In the future, what they told you to do? Don’t go against them!”
As the two of them spoke, they walked out without looking back. The old bald man immediately sat on the ground with a face full of crying. Soon, he was kicked and beaten into the courtyard by a few cheongsam maids. Not long after, he heard him begging for help from his parents. However, Wang Dafu was puzzled. “What exactly happened to your little girl? Where did she get so many people and guns?”
“I don’t know! Little Hoof refused to tell me, saying that he wanted to give me a surprise …”
Chen Guangda stopped and gently shook his head. He whispered, “But I think the problem is still in the arsenal, “The arsenal is not only manufacturing and reloading ammunition, it is also responsible for repairing damaged firearms. It is very likely that she found a loophole and hacked the weapons and ammunition inside for her own use. As for manpower, it is easier to recruit them. As long as there is food in hand these days, she can easily pull up a team!”
“Mm! I think this possibility is very high, but Big Eyed Sister doesn’t seem to be too smart this time. She actually didn’t choose your usual method to rope in the commoners. Collecting protection fees isn’t a long-term plan …”
Wang Dafu looked at him suspiciously. However, he still felt that Xia Fei was not such a stupid person. However, Chen Guangda sneered, “Little Hoof is so shrewd and ruthless. The people she collects protection fees from are all rich and unkind. That old bald man just now was not a good person. However, we still have to secretly help her carry some things. There are some things that her woman’s family can’t imagine!”