From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 50

Chapter 50 Deliver To The Door
The night of July was always very late. Even though it was past five in the afternoon, it was still bright. Chen Guangda, who had just woken up, was surrounding the soup pot and eating the sea stuffs. A few little women were chewing slowly by the side. Occasionally, they would glance at Chen Guangda, who was ugly to eat, but they all revealed a very understanding smile. Men! You should be a bit more gentlemanly. If you can eat it, you will definitely be able to do it

“Old Hu! Your cooking skills are simply too awesome. You must be an imperial chef in ancient times …”

Chen Guangda almost buried his head in the bowl and kept giving Mo Ying a thumbs up. Hu Yidao withdrew his gaze from Mo Ying and lit a cigarette. He smiled and said, “It’s not me who blew it. In the noodle shop I own, people often drive over from other places to eat. If this was placed …”

Before Hu Yidao could finish blowing, a soft “ding ling” sound suddenly sounded in everyone’s ears. Everyone’s expressions changed and they all jumped up from their seats. Hu Yidao picked up his short spear and hurriedly said, “Shit! It’s the bell in the backyard. Something must have intruded!”

“Damn it! It can’t be that damn tin monkey again …”

Cold sweat broke out on Chen Guangda’s forehead. Their bells were tied to the courtyard, and the other party entered without even knocking down the door. This meant that the jumping power of that thing must be astonishing. Hu Yidao’s face was even more ashen as he stammered, “Thousand … Don’t be that damn thing, otherwise we will die!”

“You ladies, put your bags on your backs. We are ready to block the door and run away at any time …”

Chen Guangda hurriedly wiped the cold sweat off his forehead and hurriedly ran out with the short spear and Old Man Hu in his arms. However, when they rushed into the classroom and looked out through the window, the backyard was empty. However, the bell tied to the silk thread broke on the ground. The two of them immediately looked deeply at each other and knew that there was going to be a big trouble this time.

“Dingling ~”

Suddenly, another bell rang. The sound of the bell was somewhat muffled. Hearing that it was the broken bell tied to the back door, their hair stood on end. However, Chen Guangda still forced his head and said in a low voice, “Remember to poke it in the eye. That thing is too fast. I’m afraid we won’t be able to escape!”

“En!”

Hu Yidao nodded his head with a deathly pale face. He hurriedly pushed the lid of a large pot in front of him. Unexpectedly, before the two of them could turn around, a black figure suddenly flashed past the window. The two of them hurriedly leaned against each other and held their breath. They stared fixedly at the window. Large drops of sweat continuously dripped from the corners of their foreheads.

‘”Ke la!” The window was actually gently opened by someone. The two of them were instantly stunned. Could it be that this damn thing was smart enough to open the window? Unexpectedly, a pair of thieving eyes suddenly popped out. After peeking into the room, he said excitedly, “Come in quickly. There are no corpses inside!”

‘A living person?’

The two of them exchanged glances in shock. She didn’t expect the same kind of person to barge in, and the window was completely pulled open. She saw a plump and familiar woman sneaking in. Just as she was about to turn around to greet her companion behind her, her expression changed fiercely. She screamed and wanted to run, but Chen Guangda grabbed her ponytail and directly threw her to the ground.

“Help! Help …”

The matriarch screamed like a madman. She ran all over the floor with her shit running. A man hurriedly climbed up the window to save him, but Chen Guangda kicked him out again. Hu Yidao also stepped forward and grabbed the matriarch’s hair. He scolded her with two big mouths, “If you call me again, I’ll rape you!”

“Uh-huh …”

The matriarch covered her mouth with a twisted expression. She didn’t know if she wanted to cry or cry, but when she suddenly regained her senses, she immediately shouted in surprise, “They’re not walking corpses! They’re all humans! We’re saved! We’re saved!”

“Hehe ~ Don’t be happy too early. We’re cannibalists …”

Hu Yidao let out a strange laugh, scaring the other party’s face green. Although this woman was already in her forties, she had a very plump figure and a pretty good appearance. Hu Yidao reached out his hand and touched her face. He smiled lascivious and said, “This old woman is quite tasty. This old ginger is the most f*cking pissed off!”

“Who are you? Quickly let go of my wife …”

The man who was kicked out jumped up again. He stood outside the window and shouted angrily. Who knew that three more men would appear beside him? One of them was actually a burly foreigner. He hurriedly walked forward with a bone chopper and shouted, “Please let our men go. We didn’t mean any harm, we just accidentally did!”

“Yo ~ Your Chinese is not bad. You should have passed the sixth level, haha …”

Hu Yidao arrogantly stepped on the mature woman. He had always been so shameless in the face of humans. Chen Guangda, on the other hand, curiously looked out of the window. Suddenly, he discovered an open rainwater manhole lid. There was actually a woman hiding inside who was anxiously looking over.

“Holy shit! There are quite a few people …”

Chen Guangda looked at these people in shock. The husband of the matured woman was a thin-skinned monkey with a large kitchen knife in his hand. Seeing Hu Yidao stepping on his wife’s chest disobediently, he immediately raised his knife and roared angrily, “Bastard! Quickly let go of my wife!”

“What if I don’t let go? What can you do …”

Hu Yidao laughed arrogantly and picked up the familiar woman from the ground. He wrapped his hand around her neck and put it close to her face. The short spear in his hand continuously scratched her chest, and the foreigner was also angry. He pointed at Hu Yidao and shouted, “Don’t force us to do this, it’s not good for anyone!”

“Really? But I like to force you …”

Hu Yidao proudly twisted her butt and screamed miserably. The skinny monkey immediately roared angrily and wanted to charge forward regardless of everything. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda suddenly pulled out a pistol from behind his waist and pointed at her and coldly said, “If you want to die, I’ll let you off!”

“Darling! Don’t come over …”

The familiar woman cried out in horror and struggled desperately under Hu Yidao’s feet. The few people outside the window also took a step back in horror. The skinny monkey immediately threw away its kitchen knife and cried out like a mourner, “Big brother! Come on, we’re just passing by. Please let go of my wife!”

“Where did you crawl over from? Where else can the sewer lead to …”

Chen Guangda expressionlessly lowered his pistol. Although this empty gun could only frighten people, it was useless to fight. However, looking at the other party’s frightened appearance, it was enough to prove that the intimidating power of this gun was quite good.

“Substation … substation room! There’s a hole that leads to this place. We went to other places as well, but we lost a few people. We didn’t dare to go. We hid in the dark. No! We only got here one night …”

The foreigner spoke directly. Although his pronunciation was barely standard, it was a pity that his suffocating vocabulary was so painful to hear. However, before Chen Guangda could digest his words, he pointed to the rain well and said, “For God’s sake, please let us go in and rest. We still have the patient. He needs sleep!”

“I don’t believe in that old man of God, but for heaven’s sake, I can let you in …”

Chen Guang laughed loudly and took a few steps back. Hu Yidao also released the matriarch. The matriarch immediately shrank to the side of the window and trembled in fear. However, the men outside hesitated as if they were afraid that Chen Guangda and the others would cheat. The burly foreign guy took the lead to climb in and thanked him again!