From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 5

Chapter 5 Disaster Record
“Ancestor! I beg you, I can’t change your BMW engine oil tomorrow …”

Chen Guangda, whose face was green, pleaded desperately. Even the car keys were almost broken by him. At this moment, his nine-handed broken car shook fiercely. The engine immediately let out an unpleasant roar, and a pee-like broken car instantly started.

“Wow! Roar!”

Chen Guangda cheered excitedly. He skillfully put on the reverse gear and turned around to run. However, a loud bang suddenly came from behind. Chen Guangda subconsciously turned around and saw a big red Mercedes-Benz crashing into a big tree. The entire front of the car was ruthlessly sunk.

“Holy shit! Ding Li …”

Chen Guangda was shocked. The red Mercedes-Benz belonged to Ding Li’s little girl. The living corpses around him were like sharks that could smell blood. They immediately gave up their pursuit of him and rushed towards Ding Li’s car.

“Help! Help …”

Ding Li’s shrill scream immediately rang out from the car. Chen Guangda could see that she was desperately pushing the start button, but the severely damaged Mercedes-Benz didn’t even sound its motor. Several of the fastest zombies pounced onto her car, almost frantically hammering on the car glass, causing Ding Li to scream in fear.

“No … it’s none of my business, I … I’m not a good person, it has nothing to do with me …”

Chen Guangda shook his head nervously. Ding Li’s car window shattered and a zombie lowered its head. Ding Li’s scream came to an abrupt halt. But just as Chen Guangda thought that she was finished, Ding Li pushed open the passenger door and ran away with all her might.

Ding Li’s speed was so fast that even Chen Guang couldn’t understand how she could run so fast in high heels. But in the blink of an eye, Ding Li suddenly let out a miserable scream. She tilted her body and fell heavily to the ground. The group of living corpses behind her immediately passed her car and chased after her!

“Chen Guangda! You’re fucking crazy! You must be crazy …”

Chen Guangda suddenly roared in the car and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom. Two blue lights instantly hit the bodies of the group of corpses. The group of corpses was immediately stopped by the lights and saw the broken and crooked Santana 3000 rushing over like crazy, shoveling the group of corpses high into the sky.

“Ah! I’ll kill you all …”

Chen Guangda grasped the steering wheel tightly and roared madly. The front of the car kept pounding. The group of corpses flipped over the roof of his car like bowling balls. The windshield almost instantly shattered into a large patch, and a large amount of black liquid like oil stuck to it.

“Squeak ~”

Chen Guangda’s brakes stopped in the middle of the road. He sweated profusely as he turned around and saw that the group of corpses had been knocked through by him. They lay all over the ground in a crooked manner. However, in the blink of an eye, a few of the living corpses jumped up like tigers and pounced fiercely on Ding Li, who was crawling all over the ground.

“Hurry up and come up …”

Chen Guangda suddenly waved his tail, and a few living corpses were ruthlessly knocked out by him. Meanwhile, Ding Li on the ground suddenly burst out with all her potential. She actually pounced over from a distance of several meters, half of her body directly lying on the window.

“Ah …”

Ding Li suddenly cried out in alarm. A living corpse actually grabbed her ankle, scaring Ding Li into pedaling wildly on the car door. However, Chen Guangda directly stomped on the accelerator and saw a small tree on the roadside rushing over. With a muffled “dong” sound, the living corpse was instantly sent flying by the missing tree.

“Wow …”

Ding Li, who had escaped from the living corpse, rushed in. She lay on Chen Guangda’s body and began to wail. Chen Guangda immediately drove the car away from this area. When he arrived at a road that was being renovated, the car crashed into the guardrail on the roadside with a bang and stopped on the empty dirt road.

“Why are you crying? Why didn’t you cry when you just killed someone …”

Chen Guangda pushed Ding Li away. Ding Li immediately fell on the car door, but she was already so frightened that her liver and gall split apart. She actually rushed up and hugged him desperately. Chen Guangda could only light up a cigarette dejectedly and teasingly said, “You also had a day lying on my crotch. I really don’t know how your dead husband would feel if he found out!”

“Wu ~”

Chen Guangda’s only answer was Ding Li’s collapsed cry. The little girl was indeed miserable. Her sexy little skirt had already been lifted to her waist. Her black threaded legs were full of holes. Her two high heels had long since flown away. She was afraid that she had never been in such a sorry state in her life.

“Come! Have a cigarette and calm down …”

Chen Guangda stuffed half of the cigarette into her mouth. Ding Li was also an old pipe. She took a big mouthful of the cigarette and finally stood up trembling. Looking at Chen Guangda, she asked in a sorrowful voice, “Guangda! What exactly is that thing? It’s really scary!”

“A living corpse! What else can it be, just like your dead ghost husband …”

Chen Guangda rolled his eyes at her angrily. He turned around and took out a pen and paper from the armrest box and patted her body. Ding Li held the pen and paper in her arms with a confused expression, but Chen Guangda sneered and said, “I don’t want money to save you?” “Look at what my limited edition 3000 looks like. You can either give me a note for 100,000 yuan or sleep with me. You can choose for yourself!”

“I … I’ll sleep with you …”

Ding Li threw away the pen and paper without hesitation. He nodded his head desperately, causing Chen Guangda to be stunned. He subconsciously sized Ding Li up again. Although this woman had all of Bai Fumei’s bad habits, Bai Fumei was Bai Fumei. No matter if it was her body or her face, she was not bragging. Chen Guangda had only slept with this kind of woman in his dreams.

“Eh ~ that’s fine, go to your place or mine …”

Chen Guangda agreed almost without any principle. He had no reason to refuse such a beautiful woman. He also believed that Ding Li, who had just lost her husband, needed his comfort. However, Ding Li pulled him in horror and asked, “Should we … should we call the police?” What if the police find out we’ve been there tomorrow? ”

“What the hell are you calling the police for! What do you say after you call the police and say that we met a group of living corpses? That policeman doesn’t think we’re crazy. Let’s wait until tomorrow to see the news first.”

Chen Guangda curled his lips in disdain. Ding Li could only weakly agree. Chen Guangda immediately hugged her and said, “Let’s go to your house. I heard that you have an oversized whirlpool tub, right? Let’s go take a mandarin duck bath first and then go to your European-style big bed to toss the clouds and rain!”

“No, no! Let’s go to your house. I’ll be scared of his picture …”

Ding Li immediately pleaded in panic. Chen Guangda could only curl his lips resentfully. He did not expect that this gloomy mentality could not be satisfied. However, just as he was about to turn around, a familiar bell rang out from his pocket.

“Ah? Why is my little lover sending me a message at this time …”

Chen Guangda looked at the screen in puzzlement. It was actually a voice message sent by Su Tong. When he casually opened it, Su Tong actually cried and said, “Brother Guang! Come and save us! We’ve lost a lot of people here. The dead people have turned into zombies and no one answered the police. Come and save us!”

“F*ck!”

Chen Guangda immediately looked at Ding Li in shock. Ding Li also looked at him with a face full of fear. Even if they broke their heads, they never expected that a terrifying living corpse would appear in more than one place, as if it was spreading throughout the city …