From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 351
Chapter 351 Lie on One’s Own Bottom
“Chen Taidi! If you’re shameless, you’ll bully women …”
Xia Fei rubbed her butt with tears and followed behind Chen Guangda with a face full of grievances. Chen Guangda had almost pulled out her butt. No one dared to save her even if her throat was shattered. However, after a leather belt, she was finally honest and finally understood who was in charge of Golden City.
“Next time, if you dare to make trouble again, I will strip your pants and hang them up. You actually dare to call me a little whirlwind in bed. Go out and ask around. Who doesn’t know that brother is a human meat pile driver?”
Chen Guangda walked in front with a face full of pride. Xia Fei, this little bitch horse, also had to whip her to feel comfortable. However, Xia Fei pouted her lips and chased after her and said, “Your buttocks have been taken by you. You should at least compensate me a little. Just tattoo a Feifei on your chest. I can also tattoo your name on it!”
“Get lost! You will definitely be tattooed with the word Chen Taidi, pretend that I don’t know you …”
Chen Guangda shook her off without hesitation and continued to walk forward. However, when the two of them staggered to the plaza, they saw that the plaza was already full of vehicles. All kinds of goods and food were being loaded into the plaza. There were also many repairmen carefully inspecting the vehicles, looking like they were about to migrate.
“Ah! Feifei, you’re awake. That’s great …”
Yan Qing suddenly ran over from afar in surprise. She pulled Xia Fei’s arm and looked around. Who knew that Xia Fei’s face would suddenly turn fiery red. She smiled guiltily like a thief. She pointed at the back and said, “I’m still a little dizzy. You two can talk. I’ll go back to sleep first.”
“Mm! Remember to come to the small private room for lunch. Sister will have someone cook a big meal to reward you …”
Yan Qing patted her shoulder happily, but Xia Fei lowered her head and ran away, while Yan Qing covered her mouth and smiled, “Haha ~ I didn’t realize that this girl’s skin was quite thin before, right! We just had a meeting to study, Mining Town definitely can’t hold so many people, what do you think of this place?”
As Yan Qing spoke, she clicked on the map on her phone. ‘”This Guanhe County is a medium-sized county. It is only a dozen kilometers away from Mining Town. The living corpses that attacked us all came from here. Later on, I also sent people to investigate. There are about ten thousand living corpses that we can see. But if we can eat them down, not only can we help Mining Town, but we also have a place to arrange the crew!”
“What’s the geographic location …”
Chen Guangda took the phone and took a closer look. Yan Qing then said, “Very good! Both sides are surrounded by mountains and one side by water. Irrigation is equivalent to their moat. Not only do we not need to worry about the water source, there are also many shellfish and shrimp and crabs in the river for us to catch. This is a good opportunity for us to display our skills!”
“Do you think that if I grow a moustache and wear a wig to make me a little sloppy, the people of Mining Town will recognize me …”
Chen Guangda suddenly looked at Yan Qing in disagreement and deliberately used his hand to cover her lips. Yan Qing shook her head hesitantly and said, “I don’t think I can recognize you. Your nose is like a new person. Besides, only the old people in Mining Town know you. Many rookies have never seen you before, but what do you mean by that?”
“Haha ~ Of course I want to see the situation of the people …”
Chen Guangda smiled smugly and said, “Isn’t there someone in Mining Mountain Town who is dishonest? If you want to know the real situation, you have to enter their inner quarters to be able to understand the truth. So, I’m going to disguise myself and go into the crowd to catch them off guard!”
“Hmph ~ I think you want to go deep into the skirt, right? But this is also a good idea …”
…
Half a month passed in a flash, The migration of more than a hundred thousand people was far more troublesome than he had imagined. There was naturally no need to say more about the constant attacks. There were also those who fell behind, those who fought, those who fell ill, those who had car accidents, and so on. Along the way, Chen Guangda had practically seen hundreds of accidents. Over a thousand methods of death had also allowed him to fully appreciate the pain of the Red Army’s Long March.
At the time of departure, there were about 130,000 people, There were still ten to twenty thousand lucky people who insisted on staying in Golden City, When they arrived near Guanhe County, the number of people immediately dropped to more than 90,000. Although this was slightly less than Chen Guangda had expected, the missing part was not all lost or accidental. Many people chose to build their own gathering places. No matter what era, there would not be a lack of people who dared to speculate.
Chen Guangda did not participate in the battle to forcefully attack Guanhe County. What he lacked the most were people who knew how to fight, and their experience was also very rich. Thus, after giving a general explanation, he directly drove away with a few people. This time, there wasn’t an old brother following him. Apart from He Tienan and Li Feifei, he also brought Annie Wang and her daughter with him.
“Is it enough to bring a few pistols? If something happens, it won’t be easy to deal with …”
He Tienan, who was driving the car, touched the pistol on his waist worriedly, but Chen Guangda, who was on the co-pilot, blew out a mouthful of smoke and laughed, “Please! Mining Town is my territory, I’m just investigating those fellows with evil intentions. If anything happens to me in my own home, I’ll just hang myself with a shoelace!”
“It’s better to be careful. Didn’t you get rid of Li Jinchen as well …”
He Tienan shook his head gently. It was likely that he had been betrayed. However, Chen Guangda turned to look at Li Feifei behind him and said, “We are going to leave for the north next month. You two should stay behind and look after my house. There is no need to go on an adventure with us!”
“What? Do you think we’re outsiders or look down on us? We’re not cowards …”
Li Feifei’s eyebrows twitched. She raised her head proudly, Chen Guang laughed loudly and nodded. He soon saw that the mountain in Mining Town was far away. Not only had the mountain outside been cut into cliffs, there were watchtowers and machine gun forts built on the top of the mountain. A tall fence directly connected the mountains on both sides, completely sealing the path into the mountain.
“This place is really nice. The surrounding mountains are simply natural barriers …”
He Tienan looked at Mining Town in the distance with pleasant surprise. However, Chen Guangda had already worn a baseball cap and black-rimmed glasses. He rubbed his thick beard in front of the mirror before putting on a coat full of holes. Then, he smiled and asked, “How is it? Can you still recognize me?”
“Hehe ~ I’ll give you another mole. I guarantee that no one will recognize you …”
Zhou Ting smiled and lay on his body. She directly nodded a mole on his face. She quickly changed into a dirty set of clothes with her mother and deliberately messed up her hair. It had been half a month since they had washed their hair and bathed. The smell on their bodies was simply detestable. Even without makeup, they were still the same as the ones who had just come out of the beggar’s nest.
“Alright! You two go in first and wait for us at the entrance of the auditorium …”
Chen Guangda picked up a broken bag in high spirits. He Tienan immediately stopped the car behind a forest and directly put Chen Guangda and Wang Annie down. He then accelerated the car and headed straight for Mining Town. Chen Guangda and the others acted as if they were fleeing, carrying a pile of tattered things and throwing them forward.
“What should I say later? Just say that I’m your wife, okay?”
Annie wang held Chen Guangda intimately. Her watery eyes blinked fiercely. Such a good opportunity wasn’t always there. Ever since Yan Qing and the others came, neither mother nor daughter had been close to Chen Guangda. When she thought of what might happen at night, her face turned red with excitement.
“Haha ~ Tingting is my daughter-in-law, you are my mother-in-law, but from now on, I am called Chen Shuanzhu …”
Chen Guangda hugged Zhou Ting’s waist. The happy little girl was melting. Wang Annie immediately pouted her lips in resentment. If other women could seduce Chen Guangda, she would be embarrassed to steal a man from her daughter. However, Zhou Ting smiled narrowly and said, “Mom, remember to bring us hot water tonight!”
“Bah ~ You stinky girl, I’ve raised you so much for nothing, and I still want to wash your butt …”
Annie Wang pinched her in embarrassment and indignation. Very quickly, they started to chuckle and make a mess. However, when the three of them arrived on the road to the town, the town had undergone tremendous changes. Not only were the walls high and strong, there were also many concrete barriers at the entrance. All kinds of defensive facilities were covered both sides of the road, and there were many heavily armed soldiers guarding the city walls.
“Why is there no one at this door …”
Zhou Ting and her daughter looked around curiously. They were already accustomed to the endless flow of people in front of the Golden City Gate. When they saw the tightly shut Mining Town, they felt as if they were all dead. However, Chen Guangda smiled and said, “We only have a total of 10,000 people. We don’t need to leave the city to farm. Moreover, the supplies are all taken care of by the Corpse Collection Team. Under normal circumstances, no one will leave the city to seek death!”
“Stop! What are you doing …”
A few sentries suddenly walked out of the bunker in front of the door. The leader was the old brother of the Corpse Collection Brigade. Chen Guangda hurriedly lowered his head to pretend to be frightened, but Annie Wang hurriedly greeted them and cried, “Sir!” “Help us. We escaped from Buffalo Town. Please let us in. This is my son-in-law and my daughter. We are all good citizens!”
“Ai ~ A few more foodies are waiting to die …”
The leader sighed heavily. Obviously, he had already had enough of this kind of useless refugee. However, he still waved his hand gently. Several small warriors hurriedly ran over and started searching. Unexpectedly, Annie Wang walked to the leader’s side again. She took out two thick gold chains and said, “Sir!” “We’ve just arrived. Please take care of this little thing. You can keep it for yourself and buy wine. If you need it, you can guarantee that it will be on call!”
“Not bad! Very sensible …”
The captain took the gold necklace without any hesitation and picked up Annie Wang’s chin to take a closer look. Chen Guangda’s eyes immediately turned cold, but who would have thought that the other party would suddenly sneer and say, “Big brother showed you a bright path. After entering, there’s a Phoenix Brothel on the right. It’s full of slutty women like you. As long as you work hard, you won’t starve to death!”
“Ah?”
Annie Wang immediately stared at the other party with her mouth agape. Unexpectedly, the other party threw two more gold necklaces behind her. The two middle-aged men picked up the necklaces and put them into a large box. After writing a few words on the ledger, they shouted, “All bribes will be confiscated. Next time, they will be expelled from the city!”
“I don’t dare, we don’t dare anymore …”
Annie waved her hand awkwardly. Even Zhou Ting was stunned. However, Chen Guangda secretly laughed in satisfaction. The two bookkeepers were notoriously stinky and hard. They didn’t sell face to anyone. However, with the two of them here to supervise, neither of them dared to take a dime of bribes. They could be considered professional counterparts.