From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 33

Chapter 33 To Living
We’re going to erupt today. Are you ready?

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“Come along! To the fact that we’re still alive, cheers …”

Following Chen Guangda’s shout, several cans of beer immediately crashed into each other. After Hu Yidao took a big gulp, he hurriedly ran back to the newly built stove. He took out two large pots from the stove and said excitedly, “Steamed Red Dragonfish is here. Also, this pot is a hot chowder of tropical fish. Quickly taste my cooking skills!”

“Haha ~ We can still eat fish at this time. I guess we’ll be the only one in the country …”

Chen Guangda hurriedly stretched out his chopsticks and picked up a red one, but only took a bite. He immediately gave a thumbs up and praised, “Old Hu! Your cooking skills are really amazing. You can cook it like this with just instant noodle seasoning. If the ingredients are complete, you won’t be able to reach the heavens, it would be great!”

“Hehe ~ You have to pay attention to the temperature of the fish. Otherwise, no matter how good the fish is, it will be useless …”

Hu Yidao chuckled and casually picked up the beer and looked at Xiao Ru with a frown. However, just as he wanted her to have a drink with him, Xiao Ru actually took the initiative to stand up. She raised the beer can with both hands and smiled, “Brother Hu! Sister-in-law! I propose a toast to both of you. I wish you love each other forever and grow old together!”

“Hmph hmph ~ I don’t want to grow old together. As long as there’s no fox spirit to hook me up …”

Wu Xiaomei turned her face away in a weird manner. She didn’t even look at Xiao Ru, but Hu Yidao hurriedly pounded her and said angrily, “Why are you talking? Do you need to beat her up again? She kindly toasted you with good intentions and you still have to drink with her. Hurry up and get up and have a drink with her. This is the most basic quality of being a person, understand?”

“Hmph ~ Weasel pays New Year greetings to chickens …”

Wu Xiaomei muttered with a gloomy expression. She drank a mouthful of wine perfunctorily, but just as she put down the beer can, she suddenly heard a miserable cry coming from outside the door. Her entire body trembled and she said in horror, “Aiyo ~ Which unlucky bastard is crying outside? He’s so gloomy that he wants to scare people to death!”

“It seems to be that old woman. She’s finally been kicked out …”

Upon hearing this, the repairman immediately looked out. However, it was already completely dark outside. Only a few braziers they had set up were illuminating the corridor. In the dim light of the fire, one could vaguely see a woman curled up at the edge of the corridor. She was the one who made the creepy cries.

“Guangda! Why do you think the time of the corpse transformation is so different …”

Ding Li looked at Chen Guangda suspiciously. ‘”I don’t think so if you’re talking about physical problems. Liu Kaibo is obviously a good lad, but he only lasted for more than an hour last night. However, this old woman hasn’t turned into a corpse yet. And Liu Shaoyu, that devil, actually changed in just a few minutes. Isn’t that too strange?” He asked doubtfully.

“Who knows? It’s not like I’ve ever been bitten …”

Chen Guangda took a deep look at the old woman and shook his head gently. However, his hand unconsciously touched his belly. In fact, he had already vaguely sensed that the time of the corpse transformation should be related to the corpse worms in the corpse’s head. It seemed that the bigger the corpse worm, the stronger the corpse would be. The more infectious the corpse was, the shorter the time of the corpse transformation would be.

However, he didn’t dare to say such a thing. He was deeply afraid that the one in his stomach would also be infected. That damned insect was obviously an overlord. It was so black that it almost dripped oil. Moreover, the time it took for Liu Shaoyu to turn into a corpse wasn’t a few minutes, but only a few dozen seconds!

“Old Hu! Get two fish and let Yuan He send them to her. After all, this is her last meal …”

Chen Guangda suddenly sighed heavily, and Hu Yidao was also very straightforward. He picked up the plate and handed it over to the repairman. The name of the repairman was Yuan He, but the repairman was like a bomb in his hand. He ran out in fear and threw the plate in front of him. He said, “Good luck all the way.” Then, he leapt back like a rabbit.

“Wow …”

The old woman suddenly cried even louder, crying like she was about to collapse. Chen Guangda immediately pointed at the repairman and cursed angrily, “Holy shit! You’re so big, you can’t even speak. Who can eat that? You’re so angry!”

“Then … then what should I say …”

The man who repaired the plane spread his hands innocently, but Chen Guangda was too lazy to talk nonsense with him. He waved his hand and pulled a few ladies to drink wine. However, when they heard the miserable cries outside, they were no longer in the mood to enjoy themselves. They buried their heads in the food and immediately dispersed.

“Ah? Where are you guys going …”

Chen Guangda stood up with a belch and looked at Ding Li and the others in puzzlement. The two ladies each held a basin as if they were going to take a bath. Dante, the fox, blinked her big eyes ambiguously and said coquettishly, “Of course she went to wash her butt. Do you want to come?”

“No! I still have things to do, you two go wash up …”

Chen Guangda hurriedly shook his head like a rattle drum. It wasn’t that he didn’t want to go, but he didn’t dare to go at all. If he did it five more times tonight, he would definitely die on Ding Li. Ding Li giggled and said, “Humph ~ Coward, I won’t eat you!”

“Little bitch, don’t be complacent. I’ll fight you three hundred rounds after I recover my strength. You must call me father …”

Chen Guangda arrogantly threw down his harsh words, hurriedly picked up a cloth bag and ran away. There were two campfires in the shop opposite him, but no one was standing guard at the door. From afar, he saw Du Shuang and the others sitting around the fire, weakly nibbling on small snacks like biscuits. Everyone’s faces were filled with gloomy clouds.

“Cut ~ A bunch of idiots …”

Chen Guangda scolded with disdain. To him, being able to live until now was already very satisfying. In any case, it was always a day to be unhappy. It was better to live happily. Even if he was as happy as them, it would be good. If he sighed like Du Shuang and the others, he would probably suffer from depression before he died.

“Ding ding ding …”

Chen Guangda shook his head and took out a bunch of small bells from his cloth bag. He tied them to the front and back ends of the corridor respectively, and then poured out two more pools of glass fragments on the ground. In this way, even if a zombie managed to cross the small bell in the air, it would still step on the glass fragments. The sentry could hear it immediately.

However, after careful consideration, Chen Guangda turned around and walked towards the other party’s back door. This living corpse was indeed terrifying, but if the living were to break down, it would seem to be more dangerous than the living corpse. Xiao Ru had already told them that Du Shuang was the boss of this place, but that fellow was a gangster from the underworld, so he would definitely be even more ruthless when he attacked.

“Hehe ~ If you dare to slip out, I’ll kill you all …”

Chen Guangda took out the last string of bells. He quietly touched the back door, but just as he turned around, he suddenly saw a big snow-white butt. He was stunned for a moment and thought that his eyes were dizzy. He hurriedly pressed the electric baton and shot forward. Who knew that person would suddenly jump up and shout in panic, “No, no … I’m alive, I’m alive!”