From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 31

Chapter 31 Hu Lisheng
“Old Hu! Come and try this spear. It was just made by repairing the plane …”

Chen Guangda walked towards Hu Yidao with two short spears. Who knew that Hu Yidao would be lying on the ground and scolding weakly, “Damn it! This stinking woman has scratched my face. If the Civil Affairs Bureau is still open, I will divorce her tomorrow. I will see who will want her to be a yellow-faced woman!”

“Stop it! Aren’t all women the same? The one in my family who lost his temper just now …”

Chen Guangda walked over and handed him a short spear. Hu Yidao casually waved his hand and put it aside. Chen Guangda took out a cigarette and sat beside him. He handed over a cigarette and asked, “Old Hu! What’s your real name? Have you always been a cook?”

“You are not allowed to laugh at me if I tell you. I … my real name is Hu Lijing …”

Hu Yidao raised his head and looked at him awkwardly. Chen Guangda’s cheeks almost burst into laughter. “I know it sounds like a fox spirit, but my dad is a coal digger. He went to the mine to deliver food to my mom, but he wore amniotic fluid when he walked to a shaft, so my dad gave me this name to commemorate my birth at the shaft!” Hu Yidao said dejectedly.

‘”Ai ~ I’m about the same as you. My name originally meant Everbright Bank. Who knew that once Everbright Bank came out, my classmates would laugh at me every day for being the illegitimate son of Everbright Boss. That’s why every time I see Everbright Bank, I wish I could go up and smash it …”

Chen Guangda bitterly smiled as he held the cigarette in his mouth. However, a tide of thoughts kept surging in his mind. Both of them were leaning against the wall and silently pondering, as if they were recalling the bits and pieces of the past.

After a while, Hu Yidao suddenly sighed and said, ‘”Actually, I used to be quite rich. I opened a three-story restaurant with a dozen or so waiters. But I was cheated by mistress because of gambling. That’s why I owed a lot of money. Although my wife has been messing with me, she never left me. She even helped me borrow money to open a noodle shop. I … actually, I’m very grateful to her!”

“Then you should treat her well. It’s not easy to find a woman who is willing to suffer with you …”

Chen Guangda raised his hand and patted him lightly, but Hu Yidao still sighed, “I didn’t want to do anything. I’m not looking for a mistress to kick her. Who knows how much longer we can live? It’s such a pity that such a beautiful woman doesn’t sleep. Besides …”

“Ah …”

Before Hu Yidao could finish his words, a loud scream suddenly came from upstairs. The two of them were so frightened that their bodies jumped up with short spears. However, they saw several men and women rushing out of the corridor on the opposite fifth floor. They were all stumbling and trying their best to escape. They were the ones who had just been rescued from the elevator.

“Haha ~ Slow down! Watch out for your underwear …”

The two of them immediately began to gloat. Lying on the railing, he shouted wickedly. There weren’t many living corpses chasing after those people. There were only three or four of them in total. However, to those people who were completely inexperienced, they were extremely fatal. The young woman and the old woman even ran away with their shoes. The terrifying screams almost broke the glass.

“Aiya ~ Why are you still watching the show? Hurry up and save someone …”

Xiao Ru and Ding Li rushed out when they heard this. Xiao Ru pushed Chen Guangda and the others anxiously. However, Ding Li pulled her away and said angrily, “I want to save you. What’s pushing my man? Aren’t those men on top of me men with handles?”

“Tsk ~ I’m not saving them. Those few people deserved to die. They were just like 258,000 to 80,000 motherfuckers …”

Chen Guangda stood up and snorted coldly. He could be considered to have experienced the white-eyed wolves above. Even if he was saved, he would probably be the one who stabbed them in the back. Xiao Ru could not speak anymore. She grabbed the railing and stomped her feet hurriedly. However, the group of people suddenly rushed down the elevator and rushed towards their floor.

“Damn it! This bunch of unlucky bastards, where did they release the living corpses? Why didn’t we meet them before …”

Hu Yidao cursed with a face full of misfortune. Seeing that the group of people had led the living corpses down, he could only carry the short spear with Chen Guangda to welcome them. However, Chen Guangda suddenly placed the short spear horizontally at the elevator entrance. The person blocking the front laughed coldly and said, “What do you want? This is our territory, scram back upstairs!”

“A living corpse! There’s a living corpse chasing us …”

The other party was the young woman’s husband. He was probably captured by a living corpse, and even a large piece of his shirt was torn off. He was so anxious that he almost hung himself. However, Hu Yidao suddenly pointed his spear at him and proudly said, “It’s fine if you want to go over. Let your wife come over and touch me again!”

“No, no! Big brother, I’m begging you. I’ll give you whatever you want. Don’t touch my wife, okay?”

The shirt man’s face immediately turned green. He continuously pleaded with Hu Yidao. The few people behind him also dared to be angry. Chen Guangda and the others had iron spears in their hands and small weapons like kitchen knives on their waists. It was easier to kill them than to eat melon seeds.

Dong ~

Suddenly! Suddenly, a loud noise came from the elevator. The living corpses jumped down from above and smashed into the elevator one after another. Du Shuang suddenly pushed a young woman behind him and shouted, “You’ll die if you touch one! The living corpses are all fucking coming down!”

“Ya!”

The young woman threw herself into Chen Guangda’s arms. Even their souls were so frightened that they almost flew away. However, Chen Guang naturally wouldn’t do anything to her. He hurriedly threw the young woman to the ground, turned around, and leapt onto the elevator with Hu Yidao. Several zombies immediately pounced over. The two instantly raised their spears and pierced through the zombies’ foreheads. At the same time, they hurriedly kicked them out.

Puchi ~

The two short spears once again finished off the remaining two living corpses, This small scene was nothing to them. Hu Yidao, who was getting more and more experienced, did not even blink his eyelids. Chen Guangda weighed the short spear in his hand and said very satisfactorily, “Although the person repairing the plane was a bit timid, this skill was quite good. It was much easier to use than my electric baton!”

“Hehe ~ This guy’s shoes are pretty good. Where’s the air cushion Nike …”

Hu Yidao’s eyes suddenly lit up. He hurriedly took off a pair of sneakers from the zombie’s feet. After confirming that there was no blood stains inside, he directly sat on the elevator and began to change his shoes. Chen Guangda also crouched down and habitually flipped through the zombie’s pockets. His wild appearance immediately scared the crowd to the point of dumbfounded.

“Good … so powerful …”

The bespectacled fellow swallowed in shock. The others also subconsciously nodded their heads. In their eyes, killing a living corpse was no different from killing a person. They were all living creatures, so the two originally vulgar looking fellows seemed to be enveloped in a dense murderous aura, causing their hearts to jump!

“Mo Ying! Are you hurt? Come in with me and drink some water …”

Xiao Ru hurriedly ran over to help the young woman up. Mo Ying shook her head and was about to follow her in. However, an iron spear suddenly blocked their way. Chen Guangda coldly looked at Mo Ying and said, “No! Our territory doesn’t accept outsiders!”

“But … but that shop belongs to us. Why don’t you let us in …”

Mo Ying pointed at the cabinet shop beside her angrily and anxiously. Her tears began to roll in her eyes again. However, Chen Guangda shook his head calmly and said, “Then I regret to tell you that this shop is ours now. If you want to go in, you can wait for us to leave.”

“Guangda! Hurry up and let them go. Some of them are injured …”

Ding Li suddenly ran over and pointed at a series of blood droplets on the ground with a solemn expression. Everyone immediately looked at the old woman along the blood trail. It turned out that the entire piece of meat on the back of her hand had been bitten off, and a large amount of blood was dripping down continuously.