From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 296

Chapter 296 Suspend Wang Dafu
“Alright! If you don’t slap me, I won’t be bothered to talk to you, but I definitely won’t let this person go …”

Chen Guangda was so annoyed by Xia Fei Hua that he suddenly grabbed Liu shibao’s hair and was about to cut it off. Liu shibao screamed in horror like a pig. But Xia Fei was just like he had imagined. She pulled him back and said, “Don’t be like this. We are just jealous of each other. We haven’t reached the point of dying yet!”

“Then what exactly do you want? Let her go back and cause trouble for yourself?”

Chen Guangda looked at her angrily, but Xia Fei grabbed his phone and shouted, “Liu shibao! If you want to live, quickly take off your clothes and put on a few coquettish styles for me to take photos. If you dare to blame me again, I’ll stick your photos all over the street and see how you can see anyone else!”

“There’s no need to be so troublesome …”

Chen Guangda suddenly laughed sinisterly. ‘”You know what this is? The zombie in the witch’s head only has three bars. This is the king of five bars. If you eat it, it will definitely become even more powerful than a flying corpse!” She said with a wicked smile as she grabbed Liu shibao’s chin and pulled out the five bars of the zombie from her pocket.

“No! No …”

Liu shibao struggled desperately in panic. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda suddenly opened her mouth and slapped the corpse worm into her throat. He tightly pinched her mouth to prevent her from spitting it out. Only when Liu shibao was so stifled that he rolled his eyes did he let go of his hand with a sinister smile.

“Vomit ~”

Liu shibao fell to the ground, “It’s useless even if you cut your throat. The corpse worm will follow your internal organs into your brain, but I have a way to prevent it from attacking temporarily. It depends on your willingness to obey,” Chen Guangda sneered as he pulled open her arm forcefully and squatted in front of her.

“Be obedient! I will definitely be obedient. I can do anything …”

Liu shibao was like grabbing the last straw, Panicked, he nodded desperately, Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda took out a small iron can and opened it. It immediately gave off a very strange smell. However, Chen Guangda explained, “This is the essence extracted from the Corpse King’s body. It can temporarily suppress the Corpse worm from attacking, but you must come here every ten days to smell it for five minutes. Otherwise, you will definitely die an ugly death!”

Liu shibao was so anxious that he wanted to take it, but Chen Guangda picked up a small wine glass and only poured out a pitiful little bit for her. He then said, “This dose is enough for you to last for ten days. If you don’t believe me, you can randomly find a living corpse to test it. You will know the power of this thing after seeing the reaction of the living corpse. Wait ten days before you come to find me!”

“Brother! What exactly do you want me to do …”

Liu shibao was about to cry and hold the wine glass without tears, almost causing him to go crazy. However, Chen Guangda stood up and shrugged his shoulders, “I haven’t thought about it yet. Anyway, if you hear news against me, hurry up and tell me. Otherwise, if I’m finished, you won’t be able to live, understand?”

After saying that, Chen Guang swaggered away with Xia Fei in his arms, leaving Liu shibao to sniff in the wine glass like a drug addict. However, as soon as the two of them left, Xia Fei suddenly covered her mouth and laughed, “You’re really wicked. You picked up a piece of spinach and pretended to be a corpse insect. Aren’t you afraid that Liu shibao would find something wrong?”

“Although the Corpse Bug didn’t give her anything to eat, the cup I poured for her was the real Fat Corpse King’s bone marrow …”

Chen Guangda took out the corpse worms that were still digging in his pocket. She shook it and said proudly, “Tomorrow, she will definitely find a living corpse to do an experiment. When she sees the reaction of the living corpse, she can’t help but believe it. Therefore, I’ve planted this nail beside Wang Yan. At that time, I’m not afraid that kid will play tricks on me anymore!”

“Haha ~ I think Liu shibao was about to pee just now. Don’t mention how relieved he is …”

Xia Fei laughed happily. She actually took the initiative to hold Chen Guangda and walk forward. However, after the fog dissipated, the large group of city guards began to surround her. They were as cautious as ghosts entering the village. Without saying a word, the two of them walked into a remote alley.

“Big-eyed sister! Have you missed me during this period of time …”

Chen Guangda suddenly pushed Xia Fei against the wall. She hugged her pretty waist tightly, but a knowledgeable girl like Big Eyed Sister didn’t like him at all. She raised her head proudly and sneered, “The routine is quite deep. Bring me to the alley and kiss me forcefully before going to get a room with me. You think I’m an underage girl? Hurry up and scram!”

“That’s fine! We don’t kiss each other forcefully, but we can just open a room and pa pa pa pa …”

Chen Guangda squeezed her sharp and pretty chin. Who would have thought that Xia Fei would shout aggressively, “Alright! As long as you call your wife right now and say that you’re going to get a room with me, I promise to accompany you until dawn. Whoever doesn’t dare to hit her will be a coward. Otherwise, don’t force yourself here!”

“Motherf*cker! I can’t cure you anymore …”

Chen Guangda’s eyes suddenly turned fierce. He actually hugged Xia Fei in his arms and sealed her mouth like a big-tailed wolf. Although Xia Fei kept saying that she understood all kinds of tricks and was even more detestable when it was dirty, she was finished when the tricks came to her.

“Oh ~”

Xia Fei suddenly widened her eyes in horror. She instinctively struggled for a moment, but Chen Guangda hugged her like a bear. When the incense tongue was suddenly sucked in, Xia Fei felt a “rumble” in her mind. She was suddenly dumbfounded and hung in Chen Guangda’s arms softly, allowing him to act recklessly.

“No ~”

Xia Fei snorted helplessly as she hurriedly and uneasily pushed the big hand on her chest. She had probably never been so delicate in her life. The sound of snorting from her nose made her unable to hear it anymore. However, Chen Guangda’s strong masculine aura was like a magnet that fiercely attracted her. She wanted to refuse but was reluctant to part with it.

“Speak! Did you miss me?”

Chen Guangda suddenly left her red lips and grabbed her earlobe. Xia Fei had never been teased in such a place before. She suddenly stiffened like a rabbit hit by an arrow. She subconsciously hugged Chen Guangda’s neck and said in a trembling voice, “No … don’t do this, I miss you!”

“Follow me or not …”

Chen Guangda hugged her forcefully again. Her strong body almost made Xia Fei drunk. She desperately hooked his neck and tried to melt into his chest, but her remaining rationality made her suddenly push Chen Guangda away. She looked at him panting and said, “No!” What do you think I am? Be your fucking buddy? Since when did you confess to Yan Qing about the two of us? Come talk to me about it again! Hmph ~ ”

“Little hoof! You still want to be the main room, don’t you …”

Chen Guangda looked at her playfully, but Xia Fei arrogantly straightened her chest and shouted unwillingly, “What’s wrong with being the main room? Am I not worthy? If I want to look good and have brains, why can’t I be the main room? Even if you don’t want me to be the first wife, at least let me sit on equal footing with Yan Qing!”

“Good! So you’ve been thinking about this all this time. Your ambition isn’t small …”

Chen Guangda pinched her chin mockingly. Xia Fei’s pretty face finally turned red. However, just as she was about to shout twice, Chen Guangda suddenly kissed them again. However, a few flashlights suddenly struck them. A few people shouted, “Police! Stop! Don’t move!”

“F*ck! Run …”

Chen Guangda pulled Xia Fei up and ran wildly. Several policemen immediately yelled and chased after her. However, the speed of the two of them was extremely fast. They spun around the complex residential area before shaking off the policemen. However, Xia Fei was out of breath and asked, “Run … What are you running for? I’m not a black door, I came in with an ID card!”

“Idiot! That’s a whore squad. Even if you are my wife, they can still say that we are unfilial today. If one of us is bad, we will go to the police station tonight …”

Chen Guangda wiped the sweat off his head. She directly held onto Xia Fei’s small hand and continued walking forward. When the two of them gradually merged into the crowd in the night market, Xia Fei finally revealed a bit of a shy look. Her pretty face was flushed red from being held by him. However, not long after, she whispered, “Don’t take what I just said seriously. I said that because my brain was hot. I… I don’t really want to be your wife!”

“It’s not good to say what you mean. You just admitted that you were thinking about me. What else do you want to do if you don’t want to be my wife …”

Chen Guangda looked at her with a flirtatious smile. But Xia Fei lowered her head and didn’t say anything. Chen Guangda immediately laughed and hugged her in his arms. However, he suddenly said disappointedly, “Actually, the current husband and wife are nothing more than floating clouds. No one knows what will happen tomorrow. However, as long as they truly love each other deeply, even if they are not married, they can be real husband and wife. Therefore, I feel that everything is up to fate. There is no point in tangling with so many things.”

“Stop! Stop fooling me with such a deceptive trick. You just want to fool me into being your mistress …”

Xia Fei rolled her eyes and saw through Chen Guangda’s sinister heart. Chen Guangda immediately used a laugh to fool her and led her back to the funeral home. Unexpectedly, the two of them heard a “pa” sound as soon as they entered the door, followed by a pig-like scream.

“Stop exploding! If I explode again, I’ll be crippled …”

Wang Dafu cried out in sorrow. The two of them looked up and saw that this guy was actually hanging on the wall. He wore only a pair of thongs, and his arms were as wide as Jesus’. However, not only were there firecrackers on his toes, there were also several threads stuffed into his thongs. Chen Quan was laughing lascivious with a lighter in his hand.

“Damn fatty! If I don’t blow you up today, I won’t be surnamed Chen …”

Chen Guang closed the door and aggressively walked over. Wang Dafu lit a firecracker with his lighter and heard a “pa” sound. Wang Dafu’s fat body twitched fiercely and a large ball of smoke appeared from his thong. Wang Dafu immediately screamed, “Stop exploding. Tell me what you want. Where did I offend you?”

“Uh ~ Didn’t you tell him …”

Chen Guangda looked at Chen Quan with a surprised expression. He then looked at Yan Qing and the others behind him. Who would have thought that he would shrug his shoulders and say, “I don’t know what’s going on. Fei Zi told me to arrest the fatty, but he didn’t tell me what happened. I was so bored that I used cannons to blow him up. Do you think I was torturing him?”

“F*ck!”

Chen Guangda and Zhu Fei immediately cursed together, and Wang Dafu howled even more miserably, “Bastard! You dead scum, this daddy is not finished with you!”