From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 269
Chapter 269 Diaosi Chen and the Crown Princess
Night slowly descended, but a series of small lights lit up on the beach. A high-pressure orchestra also started to play. The beautiful music made people unconsciously happy. The guests who came to pay their respects began to chat and laugh. Even President Lv and his wife began to force a smile. After all, those who had died were dead, and those who were still alive were still alive.
“Hey hey ~ There’s still food for this top-grade abalone …”
Chen Guangda was like a country bumpkin who had never seen the market before. He carried a plate and swept back and forth. He did not understand what it was like to pretend to be gentle. Even cigarettes were secretly stuffed into his pocket. However, he soon heard a woman ridicule him, “Should I bring you home even a pot? I have never seen such a disgusting person like you, eating and holding it!”
“It’s none of your business! It’s not like I’m eating your stuff …”
Chen Guangda cursed angrily, but when he turned around, he regretted it. The one standing next to him was actually the female devil of the Ke Zhengnan family, known as the Crown Princess’ Ke Baihui. Ke Baihui immediately shouted, “You bastard, you’re so arrogant! How dare you challenge your aunt? Believe it or not, I told someone to tear down your coffin shop and throw you into the sea!”
“I believe you! So I have to eat more quickly so that I don’t have the strength to swim up later …”
Chen Guangda nodded like an undefeatable man. “Awoo!” He swallowed a big abalone in one mouthful, but Ke Baihui covered her mouth and laughed, “You bastard really aren’t afraid of death. Do you think I’m joking with you? Quickly kneel down and kowtow to your aunt three times before I forgive you. Otherwise, you won’t be able to swim up!”
“How about this! If I can guess the color of your underwear, you can wrap that lobster up and take it away for me. There are too many people. I don’t have the guts to do it …”
Chen Guangda put down the plate and licked her fingers disgustedly. Ke Baihui immediately lowered her head and looked at her tight skirt. The skirt she was wearing today was not short, only a little higher than her knees. She immediately folded her arms and sneered, “Alright! But if you can’t guess, then kneel down and lick my toes!”
“Black! And a lace-trimmed style …”
Chen Guangda mysteriously winked at her. Ke Baihui immediately covered her lower body in shock. She almost lifted her skirt and took a quick look. She hurriedly asked Chen Guangda how he knew, but Chen Guangda shrugged his shoulders and said, “I can tell you, but you have to pack me a few more bottles of good wine!”
“Hurry up and tell me! I’ll give you a box of Lafite …”
Ke Baihui waved her small hand impatiently. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda pulled her over and whispered in her ear, “The zipper behind your butt is open. Even your aunt’s cushion is exposed. Don’t wear this kind of skirt next time. Your butt will burst if you are too fat!”
“Bastard! You dare to fool me …”
Ke Baihui immediately stomped on Chen Guang’s big foot fiercely, but Chen Guang Da quickly moved aside. Ke Baihui didn’t care about looking for trouble with him anymore. She hurriedly rubbed her butt and put it next to him and said anxiously, “Hurry up and help me pull it. Those stinking bitches actually dared not remind me that they would be able to look good on me later!”
“Isn’t this good? I’ll play around behind your butt in public. What if your grandfather finds out and kills me …”
Chen Guangda laughed bitterly in her ear, but Ke Baihui stamped on the back of his foot again. Chen Guangda could only squat down with his teeth bared and forcefully tugged on her broken copper zipper. Unexpectedly, Ke Baihui suddenly cried out in alarm, “Idiot! Pinch my underwear! Stop pulling it! Tear it open for you! Hurry and take off your coat!”
“Xiao Hui! What are you doing …”
Ke Wen suddenly strode over and stretched her head to look behind Ke Baihui’s butt. She instantly glared at Ke Baihui angrily, but Ke Baihui seemed to be very afraid of her. She hurriedly waved her hand and said, “Auntie! It’s not what you think. My zipper broke. This guy is helping me pull it!”
“I’m really helping …”
Chen Guangda hurriedly raised his hands to show his innocence, but Ke Wen still snorted coldly. He took off his leather shoulder and handed it to Ke Baihui. Then, he waved his hand and said, “What do you think? Hurry back and change your skirt. Chen Guangda, come with me!”
“Haha ~ This is really none of my business. Our female tiger is going to show off. Just wait for you to swim in the sea …”
Ke Baihui laughed gloatingly and quickly ran away. Chen Guangda had no choice but to follow Ke Wen into a forest of coconut trees. He shrugged his shoulders and said, “I didn’t take advantage of her. It’s purely a duty to help. You know how angry your little princess is. If I don’t help her, she will definitely kill me!”
“I don’t dare to measure you, but that’s not what I want to tell you. I want you to hand over the item …”
Ke Wen coldly stretched out her small hand towards him. Chen Guangda blinked inexplicably, but who knew that Ke Wen would snort coldly, “Don’t pretend to be foolish. Did you not find anything special when you went to President Lv’s house to collect the corpse today?” “Every time his son has a party, he will be photographed for the next party. But today, the police searched the basement and couldn’t find the camera. Don’t tell me you didn’t take it away!”
“I really didn’t see it. It’s useless even if I want a camera …”
Chen Guangda spread out his hands innocently, but Ke Wen narrowed her eyes and sneered, “Your courage is quite beyond my expectations. You actually dare to lie in front of me. You’d better not force me to do it. As long as you obediently hand over the things, you can make the conditions!”
“Then give me a kiss. I’ll leave it to you after you kiss me …”
Chen Guangda raised his eyebrows proudly. Ke Wen was definitely a beautiful woman. Just her elegant temperament was extremely rare. Her plump figure was not something that a little girl could compare to. As long as she was a normal man, she would probably be fantastic about her.
“You really are daring! You actually dare to take advantage of me …”
Ke Wen glared at him with a frosty gaze. Her teeth were constantly rubbing back and forth in her mouth. Suddenly, she snorted coldly and was about to walk out of the forest. However, Chen Guangda said indifferently, “I advise you not to go out and call people. Otherwise, after my people hand over the video to President Lv, your families will probably be completely torn apart!”
“What exactly do you want? I won’t haggle over how much you want …”
Ke Wen turned around angrily. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda smiled and hooked his fingers at her. Ke Wen could only suppress her anger and take a step forward, but Chen Guangda suddenly pulled her into his embrace and whispered in her ear, “Don’t treat me as an idiot. I’ll die when I give it to you, so this thing is with me. I won’t threaten you, so don’t make things difficult for me, okay?”
“You’re dreaming! You either hand over your things or I’ll have someone do you tonight. Choose a good one for me …”
Ke Wen pushed Chen Guangda away abruptly and glared at him angrily. However, Chen Guangda still looked like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water. He picked his nose and said, “This is meaningless. Why don’t I take a loss and marry into your family to be your grandson-in-law? That way, everyone will be safe and sound!”
“Chen Guangda! You’re deliberately making trouble here, aren’t you? I hope you remember what you said today. Don’t regret it …”
Ke Wen roared angrily. She turned around and strode out of the forest. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda suddenly rushed up and covered her mouth. He held her tightly in his arms. Ke Wen immediately struggled and screamed, but Chen Guangda hurriedly whispered, “Don’t move! Look at what’s in the sea!”
“…”
Ke Wen subconsciously looked at the surface of the sea. Her eyes widened, and she saw two wet women standing not far away in the sea. They were only ten meters away from them. Their chests were opening and closing like crabs, giving people a creepy feeling of horror.
“Witches … witches! Why are they here …”
Ke Wen was scared out of her wits. She even forgot to break free from Chen Guangda’s embrace. However, Chen Guangda hissed and gently pointed at the barbed wire near the cliff. Only then did Ke Wen realize that a large piece of the barbed wire had been torn open. The two Bloody Mary were probably walking along the wild beach on the other side.
“Your hearts are really big. This kind of barbed wire can only block the little living corpse at most …”
Chen Guangda whispered in her ear unhappily. Ke Wen’s delicate body immediately trembled fiercely. She didn’t know if it was because of Chen Guangda or the two Bloody Mary, but the guests on the beach didn’t seem to notice the two women. They were still talking nonsense.
“Shh, shh, shh! Don’t move! These damn things are a group attack. If we go out, we’ll die. Let’s see which unlucky bastard gets shot first …”
Chen Guangda pulled Ke Wen to hide behind a tree. His eyes stared at the surface of the sea. Ke Wen was so scared that she didn’t even dare to breathe. She instinctively shrank into Chen Guangda’s embrace. But Chen Guangda suddenly blew in her ear, “You’re so sensitive. You just shook when I touched you, haven’t you been intimate with a man for a long time?”
“Can you shut up? When is this time …”
Ke Wen glared at him in embarrassment and indignation. However, Chen Guangda was suddenly stunned. He saw a beautiful woman in a white dress walking towards the seaside in disappointment. He immediately scolded her loudly and rushed out like lightning. However, Liu Qianqian also noticed Bloody Mary at the same time. She turned around and rushed onto the road. She did not forget to grab her fiance.
“There’s a witch …”
Finally, someone discovered two terrifying Bloody Mary. The people on the beach instantly screamed and ran away like crazy. The two Bloody Mary suddenly let out a strange cry. Her chest suddenly opened, and two large pools of acid immediately sprayed out. The miserable scream almost pierced through the sky.
“I’ll go!”
Chen Guangda almost got sprayed. He hurriedly ran back to the forest. Seeing that Ke Wen was pouting her butt and quickly slipping backwards, he immediately rushed up and grabbed Ke Wen and shouted, “Don’t go out! Whoever runs fast will chase after them. We’ll leave when they’re diverted away!”
“En!”
Ke Wen hurriedly agreed and squatted under the tree. Her pretty face was pale as she stared outside. The surrounding soldiers had already rushed over to attack, but their attack methods were completely useless. In a few breaths, they were sprayed with acid and screamed miserably. The two Bloody Mary immediately launched a mad slaughter on the beach. One mouthful was a living person.
“Shit!”
Ke Wen’s pretty face suddenly changed. A few panicked fellows rushed into the woods, but a Bloody Mary chased after them and rushed straight to their hiding place. In almost the blink of an eye, she arrived in front of them. However, Chen Guangda covered her mouth and shouted, “Don’t move, don’t speak. One move and you’re doomed!”