From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 26

Chapter 26 See You Again, Survivors
The empty cabinets were filled with orderly, tidy counters, shiny sofas, brand new newspapers, and even the glasses and lunchboxes of many employees. Everything was as usual. People were waiting for the dawn of the past night, but this dawn would never come again.

“Kuang ~”

The cashier suddenly broke open violently. Hu Yidao took out a stack of large bills from inside and patted his hand forcefully. However, facing the most attractive things in the world, he actually took out a lighter and lit them up. Seeing the thick old man’s head burning in his hand, his face flickered with gloomy excitement.

“Whoosh! A cigarette lit with money is a fucking fragrance …”

Hu Yidao took out a box of Greater China from the drawer and beautifully lit it with a fire of money. Then, he moved his head over and lit a cigarette on the bill. However, he shook his head and said, “No way! A few thousand yuan is still a little less. The taste is not pure enough!”

“Hehe ~ Then let’s go out and flip through it later and enjoy the feeling of wiping our butts with money …”

Hu Yidao smiled and patted Chen Guangda’s arm. He turned around and walked to the side of the shelf. There were many gifts on it, such as pots, pans, and ladles. Several sets of kitchen knives immediately caught his attention. He casually pulled out a kitchen knife and said in shock, “F*ck!” How expensive are the cabinets in this house? This kind of German goods costs more than a thousand yuan! ”

“Ha ~ My house is this brand. The most expensive one is more than a million yuan …”

Ding Li walked up and picked up a kitchen knife. She gently cut the brochure and several dozen pieces of paper were cut off. Ding Li immediately exclaimed in surprise, “Oh my God! It’s really sharp! Let’s hurry up and use a few of them as weapons!”

“Stop being an amateur! I’ll use the experience of a 30-year-old chef to tell you that using a kitchen knife as a weapon is courting death …”

Hu Yidao’s wrist suddenly shook slightly. The kitchen knife in his hand flew into the air. ‘”This thing is indeed not bad, but it’s not good to cut off the head. If you cut it in, you will be stuck. Moreover, not many of these knives will either break or shatter. But the most critical thing is that they are only an inch short, so killing a living corpse is the most reliable way to stab them!” He said proudly.

“Come over here, repairman …”

At this moment, Chen Guangda also walked over and waved his hand. The airplane repairman flattered him. Chen Guangda picked up a pointed kitchen knife and said, “Use this knife as the tip of the spear to make a short spear for each of us. The spear shaft is best made of steel pipes. In any case, you must be reliable. You must not break the spear before the living corpse dies, understand?”

“Don’t worry! I’m good at craftsmanship, I’ll definitely make it for you …”

The airplane repairman hurriedly straightened his chest, hoping that he could show some effect. At this moment, Tang Fei suddenly cried out in surprise, “Sister Li, come over here. There’s a dressing room in here. Let’s hurry up and change into some clothes. I’m really sick of this damn plastic bag!”

“Motherf*cker! This leg is really white …”

Hu Yidao greedily stared at Tang Fei’s long legs, almost drooling. Dante suddenly said disdainfully, “Hmph ~ No matter how white it is, it’s not for you to play. She has to sleep with my man at night. If you want to play, then deal with your wife first!”

“Hmph ~ Do you really think I’m afraid of her? Don’t even look at what time it is now. If she dares to talk to me again in the future, I’ll slap her if I say so …”

Hu Yidao looked at Wu Xiaomei not far away and spat with a fierce expression. Chen Guangda didn’t even expose him for a moment. He turned around and said to Ding Li, “Old Hu and I will go upstairs to inspect everything that is useful here. If there is a living corpse, don’t panic, just block the door and shout at us!”

“Mm! You guys be careful …”

Ding Li nodded without hesitation and kissed him on the cheek. Hu Yidao thought for a moment and took out a kitchen knife to defend himself. Only then did he go out with Chen Guangda.

The two walked along the corridor. Every time they passed by a shop, they would knock hard on the glass window and make sure that there was nothing unusual inside. They were no longer worried about drinking water. Hundreds of bottles of mineral water were enough for them to drink for several months, and they could not take away any more. Therefore, the two smokers’ goal was to focus on cigarettes. The lowest grade of cigarettes had to be picked up from Yuxi.

“Almost there. If I take it again, it’ll be a burden …”

Chen Guangda was very satisfied with the ten or so cartons of cigarettes in his hand. He threw them at the entrance of the elevator and followed them upstairs. However, Hu Yidao suddenly leaned forward with a wicked smile and said, “Brother!” “You’re already two girls. I’m only a yellow-faced woman. Let Tang Fei accompany me when you’re done tonight. Anyway, that little girl doesn’t look like a serious person!”

“It doesn’t matter to me. As long as Tang Fei is willing, it won’t be a problem. But are you sure you can take care of your yellow-faced woman …”

Chen Guangda looked at him playfully. Although Hu Yidao was flaunting his might, anyone could tell that he was a coward. However, Hu Yidao said angrily, “As long as you agree, I’ll take care of my Yellow-Faced Granny. This daddy will definitely let her taste her strength tonight!”

“Hehe …”

Chen Guangda chuckled and walked upstairs. He knew that there would definitely be a good show tonight. However, just as the two of them walked up the fourth floor, their eyes lit up. There were actually seven or eight large fish tanks on the corridor on the fourth floor. Tropical fish of all colors were swimming freely in the water. There was actually no sign of their corpses turning into corpses.

“Eh? Why haven’t these fish turned corpse?”

Hu Yidao was shocked and ran to the largest fish tank. Two red arachnids were slowly swinging their tails inside. The other small fish were also leisurely swimming around. However, Chen Guangda still carefully opened the top of the tank. After sniffing hard, he said, “Mm!” “There’s no stench. I guess it’s been a while since the water in here was changed. It just happened to be able to avoid the pollution period!”

“Haha ~ Then I’ll let you taste my cooking tonight. I’m not bragging to you. I’m the best at cooking fish. I guarantee that you’ll still want to eat it …”

Hu Yidao rubbed his hands excitedly and reached out to swiftly grab the fish tank. When Chen Guangda saw the price tag on the fish tank, he saw that this top-grade red dragonfish was actually 8,800 yuan. He immediately became excited and shouted, “Damn egg!” “I’ve never eaten such an expensive fish before. Give me a pot of stew of those tropical fish. Tonight, we’ll have a stir-fry full of red meat!”

“Not good! They seem to be shouting for help …”

Hu Yidao was suddenly stunned. He hurriedly put the fish in his hand and rushed to the railing. They could see the cabinet shop on the third floor from this position. However, the living corpse did not see one. Instead, he saw his wife squatting in the window with her big butt pouted. From afar, he could hear a crackling sound of farts.

“Aiyo! My eyes …”

Chen Guangda covered his eyes and shouted loudly. He almost spat out disgusting words. Hu Yidao’s old face was also flushed red. He scolded loudly with great misfortune, “Damn it! This damn old woman’s quality is really bad. I will turn around and divorce her!”

“Wait! Someone seems to be calling for help …”

Chen Guangda was suddenly stunned. He lay on the railing and looked around with a strange expression. As expected, the shouts grew louder and louder, accompanied by a series of dull slapping sounds. Dante and the others were clearly in the shop, dragging the table and blocking the door. They didn’t see anything unusual.

“It seems to be coming from upstairs …”

Hu Yidao pointed upstairs suspiciously. Then, he exchanged a glance with Chen Guangda. He picked up his weapon and strode upstairs. The two of them walked to the office area of the shopping mall. Not long after, they were surprised to discover that the cry for help had actually come from an elevator.

“No wonder there were so many living corpses jumping down from the fifth floor just now. So it was all for them …”

Chen Guangda suddenly nodded. There was a stench of corpses pervading the narrow corridor, and there were many black blood handprints on the walls. However, Hu Yidao listened for a while and said excitedly, “Haha! There seems to be more than one woman inside. How much fun do we have tonight?”