From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 254

Chapter 254 February Red

Chen Guangda was woken up by a burst of chirping sounds, as if he had suddenly fallen into a brothel. Outside the door, there was actually the laughter of little women. When he walked out with his bare back and looked puzzled, a large patch of bare white legs immediately flashed in front of his eyes, and he almost thought that he had really accidentally entered the brothel.

“Look, there’s another one. Wow! He’s so handsome! He’s so handsome! Eight abdominal muscles …”

On the second floor, a series of loud shouts rang out, However, Chen Guangda was already dumbfounded by them. He saw a dozen coquettish little women standing in a row on the second floor. They wore almost uniform tulle nightgowns. They didn’t even need to lift their legs to see everything downstairs. They chirped on the railing like a flock of larks, filled with joy and ambiguity.

“Hi, handsome! Good morning …”

A group of ladies waved their hands at Chen Guangda in unison. Their fiery lightning eyes continued to fall down like hail. Even though Chen Guangda’s skin was as thick as a city wall, he couldn’t help but blush with embarrassment. Unexpectedly, when he turned around and saw that there was actually a group of people surrounding him, all squatting in front of Zhu Fei and the others watching them do morning exercises.

“It’s really strong. I will definitely be killed by them …”

A group of little girls were already completely dumbfounded. Their thirsty eyes were about to peel them alive. Zhu Fei and the others finally experienced the power of having more women than men. They had heard before that Golden City was full of women chasing after men. It was common for them to fight for men’s lives, but they never expected these women to be so naked.

“Ah …”

Zhu Fei, who was doing push-ups with one hand, suddenly tilted his body and shoveled his face to the ground. Who knew that a group of little ladies would immediately pounce on him and ask about warmth. Yang Hao, whose face was red, took the opportunity to flee. Even Chen Quan ran away in a sorry state. Only Fifth Brother was still jumping on the rope as if no one else was around. He didn’t know if he really wasn’t interested in women.

“Wow! There’s a fat boss over there …”

Just as Wang Dafu walked out of the room, he didn’t even understand what was going on. He was instantly surrounded by a group of little ladies. Even the ones upstairs rushed down impatiently. They directly surrounded him and asked coquettishly, “Brother, do you have a wife? Are you still short of warm beds?”

“Ah? This taste is a little spicy …”

Chen Guangda scratched his scalp inexplicably. This was the first time he saw Wang Dafu in such demand, but Zhou Ting walked over with a toothbrush and towel. She handed it to him and smiled, “Very normal! There are fewer fatties than pandas now. Those with such a figure are all big bosses. Brother Wang’s belly is a symbol of strength!”

“That’s right, all the fatties nowadays are definitely people who have food …”

Chen Guangda shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. He took the towel and asked Zhou Ting to prepare breakfast. However, the little girl leaned over and whispered, “Brother! Didn’t you say you wanted to keep a low profile? However, the people here only eat one meal a day. There aren’t many people who even eat dinner. If you even eat breakfast, they would definitely know that you’re rich!”

“Holy shit! You can even pretend to be tough after breakfast …”

Chen Guangda stared at her dumbfounded. After thinking for a while, he could only ask her to get some cans to eat in the room. The little girl immediately nodded obediently. She first ran into the room to make a bed for them, then took out their dirty clothes and washed them together. Her small appearance before and after she was busy was very distressing.

“Heh ~ It’s really not good without a woman …”

Chen Guangda smiled with satisfaction. This little female slave that he bought was really cheap and good. Not only was she not sloppy in her work, she was also pleasing to the eye when she woke up at night. Thus, he lit a cigarette and proudly walked to the toilet. He was full of doubts about whether he should pick this little white flower or not.

“I’ll go!”

Chen Guangda grinned as he walked into the toilet. The toilets here were all dry toilets. A few broken wooden boards were separated into left and right rooms. Besides the two urine buckets placed at the entrance, those who wanted to grow bigger had to climb onto a bench and squat in midair to pull at the dung bucket behind them.

But this was a test of his ability to crush water. Otherwise, his butt would definitely be covered in shit. Fortunately, every morning, a squad of dung pickers pulled away the dung buckets and watered the vegetable fields. Chen Guangda glanced at the dung buckets and started to feel relieved. Suddenly, he heard a woman next door say, “Brother, let’s have a cigarette!”

Then, he saw a small wooden board being torn open a little. A slender hand stretched out from the gap, and his fingers were painted with bright red nail polish. Chen Guangda handed over a cigarette without hesitation, but he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, “Aren’t you afraid that I would peep if you torn the wooden board open?”

“I didn’t even give you a chance last night. I was afraid that you would peep …”

The woman chuckled nonchalantly. Then, she heard the lighter light a cigarette. Only then did Chen Guangda realize that the woman next door was Shu Hong. However, Shu Hong continued, “Sister Tian told me earlier that you brought me back to my room last night and warned the two poor ghosts across the street, right? There aren’t many good people like you now!”

“Actually, I was going to do it, but you vomited all over your body. You’re really unappetizing …”

Chen Guangda smiled and blew a mouthful of smoke over. Shu Hong also blew a mouthful of smoke back. Then, he smiled and said, “If you miss this village, there won’t be this shop anymore. But if you really went there last night, I will definitely not say anything. Who told me that I drank too much?”

“Haha ~ It’s mainly because I have a thieving heart but no guts, I’m afraid you’ll call the police and arrest me …”

Chen Guangda laughed out loud. It was quite exciting to brag to the girl while it was convenient. Shu Hong’s personality was not to mention careless. However, Shu Hong asked him what he did. However, Chen Guangda smiled and said, “He escaped!” However, before entering the city, he picked up some supplies and prepared to open a funeral dragon service on the streets. It could be considered returning to his old business! ”

“There aren’t many people who can afford to die right now. Basically, they were all buried by digging a hole. Before they were buried, they had to poke a hole in their heads to prevent the corpse from turning into a corpse …”

Shu Hong chuckled as well. The two of them said a few more words together. Soon, Shu Hong jumped off the chair and went out. However, after Chen Guangda rested for a while, he saw Shu Hong leaning against a small tree beside him. He leisurely looked at him and said, “I didn’t expect you to be quite handsome. I really looked down on you from the crack just now!”

“You’re pretty without makeup …”

Chen Guangda looked her up and down. Although Shu Hong’s face was still haggard after a hangover, her model-like tall figure was not bragging. She was almost on par with Chen Guangda without high heels. Shu Hong smiled and said, “Come to our theater if you’re free tonight. How about I treat you to a drink and watch the show?”

“Don’t tell me you want to seize this opportunity to soak me up …”

Chen Guangda walked over very playfully, but Shu Hong rolled her eyes and said mockingly, “I think you want to ask me out. Do you regret not sleeping with me last night? However, it’s up to you whether you come or not tonight. I usually charge people for drinks, and it depends on my mood!”

“I’m also very busy, okay? I won’t go unless I ask for a cannon …”

Chen Guangda shook his head like a rattle drum. Shu Hong immediately covered her mouth and giggled. Then, he turned around and said without turning back, “Ask for a cannon! How can you shoot if you don’t keep your appointment? Come to the theater at seven o’clock in the evening. Just tell the doorman to look for February Red. They will bring you in!”

“February Red? You’re still robbing tombs …”

Chen Guangda was stunned by her stage name. This February Red was one of the characters in the Tomb Rogue Notes, but Shu Hong shook her head and went upstairs with her plump butt. At this time, the female teacher, Tian Zhen Zhen, also walked in with a man. Seeing Chen Guang’s shit, she nodded and pulled the man into the room in a hurry.

“So green …”

Chen Guangda looked at the man’s head and shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. This slightly skinny man was obviously Tian Zhenzhen’s husband. Looking at the mud all over his body, he was afraid that he had been busy outside all night, but he must have been arranged to work overtime on purpose, so that the contractors could work overtime on his wife.

After breakfast, Chen Guang took a few people to the street. There weren’t many people on the streets this morning. Many people were probably using sleep to offset their hunger. If they could sleep for one minute longer, they would suffer for one minute less. However, as soon as they reached the street corner, they saw at least a thousand people lining up. They were basically carrying various farm tools on their shoulders, and there were also many soldiers armed with guns maintaining order.

“This is a public production team. Those who can join the production team are basically related families. The farmland near the city is theirs. There are also special guards to protect their safety. The remaining private farmers can only go further away. If there is no guarantee of safety, the crops will often be stolen …”

Wei Kongkong followed behind Chen Guangda. He dutifully introduced them to the local customs, but very quickly, he saw Mu Xiaoqi and the others walking towards him. They were also very leisurely wandering around. However, unlike their Indian Ah San tour guide, the two smart and beautiful girls were his tour guides. Judging from their attitude, it was obvious that they were also little female slaves who had been bought.

Neither group greeted each other, After nodding his head in understanding, they parted ways. However, after strolling around the streets and alleys, Chen Guangda discovered that there wasn’t a single professional funeral worker in the city. At most, they sold paper money or urn boxes. They were all burned with the original cash as coins, and the urn boxes were even more terrible to watch.

“Motherf*cker! Such a good business opportunity is actually not taken care of by anyone. This is simply an opportunity bestowed upon us by the heavens …”

Chen Guangda’s eyes lit up like a searchlight. He suddenly turned around and held Wang Dafu’s round fat head. He looked around like he was appraising an artwork. He was so scared that Wang Dafu’s face turned pale as he said, “What … what are you doing? You don’t want me to be a duck, do you? I’m going to die in a day or three by my side!”

“What are you doing as a duck? It’s such a waste of talent to let you be a duck …”

Chen Guangda pinched his fat face in satisfaction. Suddenly, he laughed lascivious and patted his shoulder, “Remember! From now on, you are a monk. The abbot of the Heavenly Light Temple, the monk. Once you join me in this line of work, you will know how much money we can earn from collecting corpses! Hahaha …”