From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 231
Chapter 231 Welcome To Camp Two
By the time the noon sun shone, the originally lifeless Mining Town had changed its appearance. A slender female traffic policeman was riding on a police motorcycle. She majestically stopped at the intersection of the central street, one hand crossing Barbarian’s waist, the other wearing white gloves, and heroically guiding the traffic with her chest raised.
However, when he got closer, he discovered that, It was actually an inflatable and cheap doll. Not only was it half a ham sausage stuck in its big mouth, even the cloth on its chest had been cut open wrongly. There were also leather whips and candles stuck in its trousers. The sign on its chest was even written in red paint-the second camp was as warm as her sister’s mouth!
Mining Town’s own conditions were much better than the steel mills of the past. This was a mature community that could be self-sufficient. Not only did it have schools, vegetable farms, police stations, fire brigades, even bathhouses, cinemas, and regular hospitals, it was surrounded by mountains on three sides. There was only one way in and out of the town, and it was an excellent place to defend and attack easily.
“Wow! Feizi! Your skin is so smooth and tender. Quickly touch it for big brother …”
At this moment, Chen Guangda was lustful and laughing loudly. He saw a bunch of sofas lined up in the middle of the road. Not only were the elders wearing coquettish bathrobes, their faces were also covered with cleansing milk. There were even bow ties on their heads. A huge amount of motherly aura shot into the sky.
“Whoosh ~ It’s so comfortable, or do women enjoy it …”
Zhu Fei lazily collapsed on the sofa. Ignoring Chen Guangda’s teasing, His callous right hand was being hugged by a soft girl. He was holding a manicure tool and carefully trimming it. His furry legs were also soaked in the toilet. There was also a girl standing behind him. She was using her agile hands to gently knead his noodles. The gentle touch almost made his soul fly.
“Actually, both men and women are the same. When they’re done enjoying themselves outside, they’ll be enjoying themselves in bed when they get home. In the end, this money is still spent on us. Haha …”
Chen Guangda held a cigar in his mouth and laughed. The pink headband with the diamond was shining in the sunshine. Liu Sha, who was beside him, lifted her beautiful legs from the bucket and said, “That’s right! If we don’t take good care of it, who among you stinking men would be willing to touch it? The money I spent on this leg alone is no less than 40,000 yuan. Isn’t it to please you?”
“Creak ~”
A big red fire truck suddenly stopped on the right side. Looking at Xiaowei poking his head out of the truck with big sunglasses, he patted the door and shouted, “Are you ladies happy enough? Do you really want to be happy until dark? Get up and work quickly, or I’ll spit you all to death with a dragon head!”
“Hehe ~ I knew you had a lot of water …”
Chen Guangda chuckled and jumped up. He casually took off his bathrobe and threw it on the sofa. He swaggered to the side of the fire engine wearing only a pair of underpants. Xiaowei’s pretty face turned red unconsciously. She looked up at the sky and said, “Hurry up and taste the water in the car. We’ll just rely on it to cook and wash our clothes.”
“I think you’re in a hurry to take a shower. Your period is here, right?”
Chen Guangda laughed mockingly. He directly unscrewed the tap on the fire engine. After receiving a handful of water and licking it with his tongue, he shook his head and said, “I think you should use mineral water to wash your butt tonight. Wait until I find a way to get you a water purifier and have a good bath with brother!”
“Hmph ~ You have the guts to say it in front of Yan Qing. What kind of ability is it to tease me behind her back …”
Xiaowei gave him a middle finger in disdain, then stepped on the accelerator and drove the car away. Chen Guangda didn’t care about it. He turned around and walked into the men’s clothing store on the roadside. Not long after, he wore an incomparably coquettish leather coat and trousers, even wearing a pair of boots on his feet.
“Ah Hao! Hurry up and get those traffic policemen to set up the radio station. If you contact the convoy, hurry up and inform me …”
Chen Guangda walked out of the store and shouted at Yang Hao. The kid was driving his Mercedes-Benz, and he gave him a thumbs up when he heard this. Chen Guangda also picked up his Corpse Claw Spear and swaggered towards a newer residential building. He decided to choose a suitable dormitory for himself.
This was the advantage of having a ready-made residential building. Every time a door was opened, it was a home. Needless to say, there were all the daily necessities inside. The buildings here were basically old-fashioned residential buildings with six floors. Most likely, the people living here were all workers from the mining area. The economic conditions were probably the same. From the outside, it was impossible to tell who had richer families.
Chen Guangda climbed up the third floor with his senses. Not only could such a floor overlook the entire street, if anything happened, he would not die if he jumped down. When he arrived at the third floor, he happened to find a family with a happy sign on their door. It seemed like they were newly married couples. He immediately stabbed his spear into the lock and opened the security door with little effort.
A clean and tidy living room suddenly appeared. Probably because the doors and windows were tightly shut, there was only a thin layer of dust on the ground. Everything was still intact, and one could tell that it was a rookie room. Not only were they all decorated in the most popular European style, there was also a wedding photo of a young couple hanging on the wall of the living room.
Chen Guangda crept in. Although the owner of the house was 100% dead, he still had the feeling of being a thief. The couple on the wall seemed to be staring at him. He smiled awkwardly at the photo and then began to flip around the living room. His goal had also changed from materials to gossip.
“Holy shit! A person can’t be judged by appearance …”
When Chen Guangda walked into the balcony, he was immediately shocked. Apart from two pairs of men’s underwear, the rest of the balcony was full of sexy lace underwear. Almost all of them were translucent and seductive. There were even bold slits. Chen Guangda subconsciously turned to look at the wedding photo of the hostess. A girl who looked very quiet and elegant didn’t expect to be so hot and open in private.
This feeling of flipping through other people’s privacy is easily exciting, Chen Guangda, who was already in a bad mood, turned around and drilled into the bedroom. The bed in the bedroom was still covered with crimson blankets, and a gauze lace pajamas was tossed onto the bed. Chen Guangda easily pulled open the bedside table. Unexpectedly, there were more than a dozen neat boxes of condoms and a thick stack of various pantyhose inside.
“Haha ~ Little couples just know how to play …”
Chen Guang laughed loudly. He peeked into the trash can beside the bed and saw that there was indeed a black pantyhose torn from the middle. The price of tearing this black silk was three condoms. However, when he looked at the makeup of the hostess, he felt suspicious.
The dressing table was filled with high-end cosmetics, It’s not something that the working class can afford, Moreover, there were several sex toys stuffed into the bedside cabinet, all of them were placed on the hostess’ side. When he flipped through another electric digital camera, he was instantly enlightened upon seeing the passion photos inside. This was indeed a black fungus that had experienced hundreds of battles. The standard pheasant had married an honest man from Liang Hou.
“Ai ~ Poor honest man …”
Chen Guangda shook his head helplessly. Turning off the camera, he walked out. Judging from the beauty of the hostess, she was probably only working in a roadside shampoo. She couldn’t even get more than two hundred yuan. However, just as he left the bedroom, a burst of music suddenly came from upstairs. There was also a little girl singing along loudly.
“Xia Fei?”
Chen Guangda was slightly stunned. This voice clearly came from Xia Fei. However, Little Hoof seemed to be deliberately avoiding him. He had not seen her since dawn. He estimated that Xia Fei was angry with him. When she and Yan Qing were in danger at the same time, he chose to save Yan Qing but left her behind.
“Xia Fei! Are you inside? Quickly open the door …”
Chen Guangda walked upstairs and knocked on the door forcefully, but after shouting for a long time, no one answered. He didn’t know if the music was too loud or if the hooves didn’t want to talk to him at all.
“Motherf*cker! His temper is quite big …”
Chen Guangda cursed angrily. He was sure that the hooves were deliberately ignoring him. He immediately stabbed the door lock and strode in. However, just as he arrived at the bedroom door, a wet woman suddenly walked out of the bathroom. She did not even have a piece of cloth on her snow-white body.
“Ah …”
Xia Fei screamed in horror. She instinctively turned around and ran back. Unexpectedly, her feet suddenly slipped and she fell to the ground. However, she still pounced into the bathroom. She kicked the door and cursed, “Chen Guangda!” “You pervert bastard, don’t worry about peeping. You actually want to take a peep? Are you still a human?”
“I’ll go!”
Chen Guangda remembered that he still had a digital camera in his hand. It wasn’t that the little hoof misunderstood him. He could only turn off the Bluetooth speaker in the living room, then sat on the sofa and smiled bitterly. “Do I need to peep if I want to see you? I knocked on the door for a long time, so I came in to take a look because I was afraid that something would happen to you!”
“Hmph ~ Stop pretending to be a good person for me. You only have yourself and your wife in your eyes. Your cheap mistress is even more important than me …”
Xia Fei pulled open the bathroom door and walked out angrily. However, her body was already wrapped in a large towel. However, Chen Guangda was stunned by her appearance. Xia Fei’s figure was slim but not thin. She should be full. Her deep clavicle could hold two bowls of water, and her long and straight legs could not find any flaws. Especially her wet body, which carried a different kind of temptation.
“You … what are you looking at …”
Xia Fei instinctively hugged her chest. Her delicate bare feet moved uneasily, but seeing Chen Guangda still staring at her, she immediately snorted coldly and pointed out the door. “You are not welcome here. Please scram out for me. Don’t let me say it again!”
“You’re still angry with me. I tried my best to save you last night …”
Chen Guangda smiled as he stood up and walked to her side. She reached out to hug her waist, but Xia Fei slapped her hands away and said angrily, “I don’t have the right to be angry with you. It’s only natural that you saved your wife. Who am I? We’re so confused that we don’t know what happened. Maybe it wasn’t you that night!”
“Your blood is all over my clothes. I have ghosts …”
Chen Guangda abruptly hugged her waist and forcefully pressed her against the wall. Xia Fei struggled like a wild horse for a few times, and then fiercely pointed at him and said, “Spread out and find your Bai Lan to sleep. Don’t play hooligan with me here!”
“Oh! So you’re jealous of Bai Lan, then I won’t look for her anymore, I’ll just look for you …”
Chen Guangda suddenly took a deep breath in her ear. Xia Fei instantly trembled fiercely and her face quickly turned red. Then, she said in a cat-like voice, “No! Close the door first, okay? I have something to say to you!”
“Good, good, good! Close the door, close the door …”
Chen Guangda’s eyes suddenly lit up. He immediately ran to close the door in pleasant surprise. Who knew that his crotch would suddenly be ruthlessly kicked, directly kicking him out of the door. Then, he heard Xia Fei cursing loudly from behind, “You dare to play wall-to-wall with this young miss. Treat me as a minor. I’m telling you, never look for me until you confess to Yan Qing! Hmph ~”
“You’re too fucking dark. You want to live as a widow …”
Chen Guangda covered his crotch in pain and shrunk into a shrimp. Seeing that his face had turned green, Xia Fei immediately stuck out her small tongue in panic. She quickly closed the door and locked it twice. However, the walkie-talkie on Chen Guangda’s waist rang at this moment. Zhu Fei said, “The convoy has already been contacted. Before Ya Ning died, he was murdered by a group of outsiders!”