From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 223
Chapter 223 Aoi Fei’s Retaliation
The lively bonfire party continued. Everyone was playing a little recklessly in the surroundings of the mountains. There were many benefits to camping on this mountain. As long as the carriage was crossed on the road, the living corpses wouldn’t be able to get on. There weren’t many corpse-like animals in this kind of hill near the city. As long as a few sentries were released, they would be able to enjoy themselves until dawn.
“Hey! Be careful. I saw Xia Fei carrying a bottle of safflower oil in her pocket. I don’t know who she’s trying to trick …”
Chen Guangda hugged Liu Sha’s shoulder and whispered, but Liu Sha curled her lips and said indifferently, “Little bitch, you’re too young to play with me. Sister can kill her with just a finger. If it wasn’t for Zhu Fei’s face, I would have played her to death!”
“Zhu Fei’s woman and you are sisters. I will warn her if we get along well in the future …”
Chen Guangda smiled and pinched Liu Sha’s face, but Liu Sha leaned on his shoulder and said, “My little master’s period just came. How about I go find you a little slut later? The kind that can leave just by lifting your pants. My little master didn’t sleep well yesterday, so he will definitely sleep soundly later!”
“I really don’t love you for nothing. It’s really my sweet little cotton-padded jacket …”
Chen Guangda chuckled and pinched her cheeks in satisfaction. Liu Sha blinked her big eyes and pinched his butt again and again, “Don’t be impatient! I’ll go find a cleaner one for you. You can just go to the car outside and look for her later. Remember to wear a condom! Hehe ~”
“What are you two whispering about …”
Yan Qing looked suspiciously at Liu Sha, who stood up and left. Chen Guangda immediately found an excuse to stop her. At this moment, Qian Yulan played an explosive dance music. Several women in mini skirts ran up and began to dance sexually around the campfire. Their fiery eyes flew everywhere, and they saw a bunch of werewolves screaming.
“Take it off! Take it off! Take it off …”
Wang Dafu led the way and shouted, She waved her arms excitedly and shook her right and left. The girls were obviously prepared. Suddenly, they raised their hands and threw their jackets into the pile of men. They only wore colorful bikinis and danced around. Their backs were leaning against each other like beautiful snakes. Their sexy waist limbs seemed to have lost their bones.
“Oh …”
Apparently, the traffic police had never seen such a hot performance before, All of them jumped up in excitement. They waved their arms wildly with Wang Dafu. A bunch of little ladies were as excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood. They even took off their mini skirts three or two times, leaving behind only a pair of close-fitting bikinis on their bodies. Their coquettish electric eyes kept throwing them into the pile of men.
“Ha ~ A pack of leopards …”
Chen Guangda laughed out loud. This level was simply pediatrics. Back then, the performance in Phoenix Brothel was spectacular. Hundreds of girls spun around like lanterns on the stage. He had seen it a hundred times more vulgar and vulgar than this. The Diao Cicada was one of the most irritating beauties.
“Roar ~”
Wang Dafu rushed out of the crowd. He stepped forward and hugged one of them and started dancing, Little slut was almost lying on his body, and a few lads also rushed forward with a giggle. They circled around a few ladies excitedly and twisted back and forth. The people brought by Hu Zhiqiang finally couldn’t hold back. A short and fat leader was the most anxious. He directly went forward and hugged one of them, and used both of his hands to rob the other’s body with all his might.
“What the fuck are you doing? Spread out …”
The short fatty was suddenly slapped on the face, causing the short fatty to be stunned. The short fatty seemed to have drunk some wine before, and he glared at the woman and howled angrily, “What are you pretending to be? Isn’t taking off your clothes just for people to touch? You want to set up a memorial arch when you come out to sell it?”
“Bullshit your mother! Even if I sell it to you, I won’t sell it to you. I won’t pee to take care of my own character …”
The woman also glared at him with contempt. Chen Quan stood up and hugged the little girl and smiled, “I’m afraid you haven’t figured out the situation yet. The girls here are all ours. We can play whatever we want. Who the fuck are you?”
“That’s right! We jumped for our brothers to see and reward these men. If you want to touch them, let your own women take them off. If you dare to do anything again, be careful and chop off your dog paws …”
The woman leaned against Chen Quan’s embrace arrogantly, completely ignoring the little leader. The little leader’s expression immediately became like a pig’s liver. It was Hu Zhiqiang who hurriedly ran up and pulled him away. He said awkwardly, “Sorry, everyone, Old Li just drank a lot of wine and lost his composure. He really lost his composure. Don’t mind!”
“Darling! These people are completely useless. Even if they are brought along, they are still a burden …”
Yan Qing leaned against Chen Guangda and shook her head in disdain. Chen Guangda lit a cigarette and smiled, “They are still living in the past. They don’t have the consciousness that apocalyptic people should have. Let’s wait until tomorrow to observe them. If they really can’t, then let them die on their own!”
The scene quickly resumed its liveliness, Wang Dafu and the others twisted like cramps again. Moreover, there was no need for them to make a move. A bunch of little slutty girls took the initiative to deliver it to him, but Hu Zhiqiang and the others were unable to get excited. All of them lowered their heads and remained silent. Several women were even more embarrassed. Only the familiar policewoman, Hua, had been looking at Chen Guangda with a charming smile. She suddenly stood up and blinked her eyes at him meaningfully.
“Ah ~ You can play here. I’ll go back to sleep first. Don’t forget to eat …”
Not long after, Yan Qing finally stretched and walked into the room. However, Chen Guangda immediately regained his spirits. After looking around, he hooked up and summoned the eunuch and said, “I’m going out to pee. Help me keep an eye on your Little Master Yan. If she comes out, immediately notify me!”
“Don’t worry! This servant promises not to leave at all …”
The little eunuch immediately nodded in understanding. Chen Guangda immediately left the crowd quietly. He ran out of the courtyard with his cat on his waist and saw that Yang Hao was sitting on the roof counting the stars. He coughed lightly and walked over, “Let’s go in and play. Brother will guard for you!”
“You won’t stand guard for me. You must have come out to ask for a cannon …”
Yang Hao’s face was full of “I know your urine nature.” He rolled his eyes and jumped out of the car and walked into the courtyard. Chen Guangda immediately cursed awkwardly. He rubbed his hands and ran forward. Unexpectedly, a plump mature girl appeared before he even took a few steps. She looked at Chen Guangdao shyly, “Brother Guang! Did you come out to find me?”
“Why you? What’s your name …”
Chen Guangda looked at him suspiciously. This woman was the familiar policewoman that Hu Zhiqiang had brought. The buttons on his chest were about to open up for her. However, this kind of coquettish woman was not his favorite dish. Logically speaking, Liu Sha had arranged for him to be a long-legged and tender girl, and it would be interesting to welcome her with a bit of desire to refuse.
“She’s called Zhang Aiqin. I told you before …”
The familiar policewoman pouted her lips in resentment, her delicate body swaying back and forth. Chen Guangda suddenly pulled her arm and sized her up as if she was picking out goods. Seeing that her legs were still quite long and her waist was still slender, he helplessly said, “Alright! Just you, come with me!”
“Ah? Where are you going …”
Zhang Aiqin was suddenly stunned. Seeing Chen Guangda climb onto a business car without turning back, she immediately followed with a face full of joy. Chen Guangda had already leaned against the back seat with a big thorn. Seeing her bite her lips in embarrassment, she said angrily, “Why are you still standing there? You still want me to help you undress!”
“Oh ~”
Zhang Aiqin’s pretty face turned fiery red. She had probably never met such a direct man before. She bent over and looked at him with great resentment. Then she sat in his arms shyly and said shyly, “Help him take it off. I… I have never stolen anyone before!”
“Are you going to burn a newspaper to cheat a ghost? Don’t say such things …”
Chen Guangda shook his head with extreme disdain. If this slutty woman hadn’t experienced hundreds of battles, he would have cut off her head and kicked her. Zhang Aiqin immediately punched him and straightened her body, saying, “Being happy with you and humiliating others. Hmph ~ I’m afraid of you. Just lie down and be the boss. I’ll let you enjoy tonight!”
“Use all your unique skills …”
Chen Guangda smiled obscenely and touched her face. Zhang Aiqin’s eyes were like spring water. She glared at him charmingly and then lowered her head to grab his clothes button. Her small mouth exerted a bit of strength and unbuttoned his clothes. Chen Guangda immediately said in surprise, “Holy shit! The kung fu in your mouth is really amazing!”
“Hehe ~ You’ll be happy later …”
Zhang Aiqin raised her head proudly and threw a charming glance. Unexpectedly, she suddenly heard a loud “pu” sound. She suddenly burst out with a loud fart. She immediately covered her butt and said with embarrassment and indignation, “Sorry! I … I seem to be a little dizzy, don’t mind!”
“This won’t happen again!”
Chen Guangda furrowed his brows dejectedly. Who would have thought that before he could finish speaking, she would explode two more times in a row. The air instantly emitted a stench. Chen Guangda immediately pushed her down and scolded, “What happened to you? Did someone pull out the valve core? Isn’t it disgusting?”
“Aiya ~ There must be something wrong with those fried chicken drumsticks at night. I don’t want to …”
Zhang Aiqin looked at Chen Guangda in embarrassment. However, it was as if someone had pulled out the valve core. Suddenly, a dozen or so farts exploded without saying anything. Following that, she heard a “hula” sound. Zhang Aiqin immediately covered her buttocks and cried out in alarm. She immediately opened the car door and rushed out. However, behind her buttocks, there was obviously a large patch of yellow shit.
“Haha ~ Your taste is really explosive. You also want this kind of shit …”
Xia Fei suddenly appeared from the side with a ghostly face and proudly leaned against the car door. Chen Guangda was stunned and asked suspiciously, “Did you put laxatives in her meal? You are the only one who can do such a wicked thing!”
“Tsk, where did I get the laxative? I just gave her that bag of expired KFC, and there’s something even more exciting waiting for her, haha …”
Xia Fei clapped her hands and ran away with a smile. The tall ponytail behind her head was swinging back and forth arrogantly. Soon, she heard a miserable scream from the toilet. Zhang Aiqin actually screamed, “Help! Someone, I fell into the cesspool. Aiyah! What’s so hot! My butt is so hot!”
“I’ll go!”
Chen Guangda was dumbfounded as he looked at the courtyard. He didn’t expect that Xia Xiaozi wouldn’t make a move. He was actually so ruthless when he made a move. However, just as he was about to get out of the car, a beautiful figure suddenly fell to the side of the car with a “putong” sound. She immediately hugged her ankle and shrunk into a ball of pain.