From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 222
Chapter 222 Tyrannical General Attack
Chen Guangda didn’t wake up until dusk. The power of this hangover was not boasted. It was as if someone had slashed a knife into his head and even pissed off his legs. Anyway, there was something wrong with every part of his body. He walked with a dingling sound.
Chen Guangda was so dizzy that he lit a cigarette and sat up. Seeing that Liu Da’s butt had disappeared, his eyes instinctively looked at the end of the bed. A large red bag was thrown on the cabinet, revealing almost a watery underpants and bra. However, Chen Guangda walked over and thieved away the big bag. There were indeed several sets of high-end cosmetics underneath.
“Motherf*cker! Why is it all in English? Which one is Lan Kou …”
Chen Guangda flipped through the cabinet suspiciously, but the door was suddenly opened. Yan Qing and Liu Sha actually appeared at the door together. They looked at him puzzled and asked, “What are you flipping about? Hurry up and come out to eat. Everyone is bored and just happened to be preparing a bonfire party!”
“Haha ~ Find a facial cleanser to use. My skin oils are really uncomfortable …”
Chen Guangda’s face was filled with guilt as he laughed stiffly. He picked up an unknown object and ran out. Only when he was outside did he discover that it was actually a lubricating oil specially used for “chrysanthemum appreciation”. However, a lonely figure in the corner caught his attention. He saw Zhu Fei sitting alone in a corner in a daze, flipping a sparkling hairpin back and forth in his hand.
“Hello! Flammulina velutipes …”
Chen Guangda smiled and threw him a cigarette. Zhu Fei immediately raised his head and smiled bitterly. He lit the cigarette and smiled, “You too, poisonous mushroom! Ai ~ That wine last night was too powerful. I never thought that I would drink to that extent. I wonder which girl’s innocence was spoiled!”
“Do you really want to know?”
Chen Guangda sat down and hugged his shoulder. Zhu Fei immediately stood up and looked at Chen Guangda in surprise. Chen Guangda stuffed the lubricating oil into his mouth and said, “I’m sure there’s no problem telling you, but they don’t necessarily want to reveal this matter. According to my observation, their young woman should be a proper woman!”
“Little Young Woman? No … it can’t be Qian Yulan …”
Zhu Fei’s expression instantly turned ugly. Qian Yulan was the only married woman here, but Chen Guangda said disdainfully, “If it was really Qian Yulan, she would probably have been on your side a long time ago. There’s no need for you to mention that she will continue to develop an underground relationship with you. The one you’re on is the female accountant under Big Eyed Sister, the one with the child!”
“Ah? It’s Wang Min. I was playing with her son just now. Why didn’t she say anything …”
Zhu Fei was so shocked that he almost burst the lubricating oil in his hand. Chen Guangda patted him on the shoulder and laughed, “What else do you want him to say? You made yourself uncomfortable last night. Do it again. Next time, remember to do it before you go to work. If you can’t, use this bottle of chrysanthemum oil to make sure that the young woman still wants to come! Haha ~”
“No! I have to find her …”
Zhu Fei hurriedly stood up and ran out, By this time, a huge bonfire had been lit in the courtyard, A group of people were sitting around the fire, chatting and laughing. The new policewoman was obviously good at stirring up the atmosphere. She stood in the middle and encouraged everyone to take the initiative to perform. It took Zhu Fei some time to find the young woman in the crowd and sat in a small corner with her son. She didn’t attract any attention at all.
“Uncle!”
When the little brat saw Zhu Fei walk over, he immediately rushed up and hugged his thigh excitedly. Wang Min tilted her head and looked at them with a sweet smile. She could not see anything strange on her quiet face, but Zhu Fei said softly with an embarrassed expression, “Wang Min! Can you come out and talk to me for a moment?”
“I…”
Wang Min was stunned. Her pretty face suddenly turned pale. However, after hesitating for a moment, she pretended to stand up as if nothing had happened. Zhu Fei also took out a bag of biscuits and handed it to her son. After letting others take care of the little brat, he took Wang Min to the back of the toilet with a heavy heart and stammered, “I … sorry about last night …”
“It’s fine! I don’t blame you. I know you’re drunk …”
Wang Min was unexpectedly calm. She gently took the hairpin from his hand and put it on her head. Then, she lowered her head and looked at her toes without saying a word. However, Zhu Fei anxiously said, “Why didn’t you say it? You should know that I’m not the kind of person who doesn’t want to be responsible. I will definitely try my best to compensate you!”
“I’m really fine. I have to thank you for taking my son to play …”
Wang Min shook her head calmly, but her head was lowered. She whispered, “It’s not the past anymore. No one will take this matter too seriously. I’m no exception. Besides, I’m two or three years older than you. In their words, I took advantage of sleeping with you!”
“I know you’re not one of those casual women. Otherwise, you would have admitted it long ago, right? Just give me a chance to compensate …”
Zhu Fei impatiently grabbed her, Unexpectedly, Wang Min’s eyes turned red when she raised her head. However, she still gently broke free of Zhu Fei’s arm and shook her head, “I’m already very satisfied. I really don’t need you to compensate me for anything. If you really feel guilty, then help me get two emergency contraceptives. Last night … was not my safe time!”
“Alright! I will go find Wang Dafu immediately, but I will definitely take charge of the future life of you and your son. Please don’t refuse …”
Zhu Fei looked at her impatiently and subconsciously grabbed her hand. Wang Min immediately shrank back like an electric shock and whispered, “Thank you! I’m an adult, but my son was growing up. As long as he can eat enough, I’ll be satisfied. Don’t worry about the rest. At least we see hope now!”
“Did I hurt you last night?”
Zhu Fei couldn’t help but caress her pretty face. Wang Min’s face instantly turned red like a fire. He nodded helplessly and shook his head, “Is … is everything alright?” Apart from being rude at first, you were also gentle afterwards, but can we not talk about it again in the future? “I am a single mother with a child. It will be very unpleasant to hear about this matter, and … it will also affect your ability to find a girlfriend!”
“Come find me if you need anything in the future. I will definitely do my best to protect you …”
Zhu Fei sighed helplessly and let go of Wang Min’s pretty face. Wang Min nodded at him gratefully and ran out in a panic. Zhu Fei also followed him out of his wits, but when he saw Yan Qing walk over, he whispered to him, “Zhu Fei! Do you want to know who was with you last night?”
“Brother Guang has already told me that I was apologizing to her just now. I will definitely try my best to compensate her …”
Zhu Fei scratched his head awkwardly, his cheeks flushed red with embarrassment. Yan Qing smiled bitterly and said, “Ai ~ Xia Fei is actually pretty good, but she is a bit too willful. But since you are with her, I will definitely treat her as my own sister in the future and will never bully her again!”
“Ah? I…”
Zhu Fei raised his head in astonishment and was about to explain, but Yan Qing looked at the lubricating oil in his hand and smiled ambiguously, “Even this thing is ready. Looks like you guys are progressing very quickly. Don’t play too excitedly tonight! Haha ~”
“No! I…”
Zhu Fei’s face was flushed red as he hurriedly explained, but Yan Qing blinked and smiled as she ran away. At this moment, Chen Guangda also appeared from the side like a ghost. He grabbed him and whispered, “Don’t shout! I just want to ask you one thing, are we good brothers? Do you treat me like a brother?”
“That’s right! Why are you saying that …”
Zhu Fei looked at him inexplicably, but Chen Guangda hugged his shoulder and whispered, “If it’s a brother, then help me carry the lightning. I foolishly took care of Big Eyed Sister last night. If my wife finds out, my backyard will explode. You can temporarily carry the blame for him. When the time comes, I will naturally return your innocence!”
“Aren’t you too shameless …”
Zhu Fei shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. It could be seen that Chen Guangda was also unlucky, so he could only agree dejectedly. Chen Guangda immediately pulled him to the side of the fire with joy. He watched a few active slut singing and dancing there, and even personally called two ladies to rub his shoulders and pinch his legs.
“Yan Qing, one! Yan Qing, one …”
When the sexy butt twist is over, Cong Xiaowei suddenly shouted. However, the little girl didn’t know if she did it on purpose. Her lace edge temperament seemed to be getting more and more obvious. Not only did she combed her shiny back with wax, she also wore a very manly flying jacket. Holding a little girl in one hand was even more arrogant than him. She was completely acting like a “tyrannical general attack”.
“One from Aoi Fei, one from Aoi Fei …”
Another woman laughed loudly and shouted. Naturally, she was a policewoman who was familiar with Xia Fei. However, the name “Aoi Fei” made Chen Guangda chi laugh. He patted his thigh and shouted, “This name is awesome. Is there any allusion to it?”
“Yes! Back when we were observing Teacher Cang in the university dormitory, Feifei’s cries were exactly the same as hers. She is a famous dirty sister in our school. Hahaha …”
The little policewoman laughed loudly, causing everyone to burst into laughter. Yan Qing thought that Xia Fei was Zhu Fei’s woman, so she smiled humbly and said, “Then let Aoi Fei give us one. However, singing and dancing are not necessary. Let’s have a few dirty jokes.”
“Come as soon as you come …”
Xia Fei clapped her hands and jumped up proudly. Only then did Chen Guangda realize that her hooves were mixed up with Gloomy Biao. She slapped her butt shamelessly from Xiaowei. Xia Fei also ran over to Chen Guangda and shouted, “General! A traitor has appeared in our midst!”
“Traitor? How do you plan to deal with the traitor …”
Chen Guangda laughed and accepted her words. Unexpectedly, Xia Fei spread out her hands and said, “Didn’t she already say that we have a traitor among us?”
“Ah?”
Chen Guangda frowned in confusion. Everyone didn’t seem to understand what he said. They all looked at her with puzzled expressions. However, Wang Dafu, the old driver, suddenly smacked the ground and laughed, “Little girl, you are simply too dirty. What she said was right. These two words are the most important!”
“Holy shit! You, Aoi Fei, are indeed not someone who has lost her reputation …”
Chen Guangda couldn’t help but laugh. A group of people also burst into laughter. Xia Fei immediately raised her eyebrows proudly and walked into the toilet with a twist of her butt. However, Chen Guangda was suddenly stunned. He saw half of the bottle of safflower oil sticking out of her pocket.
‘Not good! Little hoof wants to cause trouble again …’
Chen Guangda’s eyes widened. Xia Fei’s bottle of safflower oil was 100% harmful. It was definitely an upgraded version of the Essence of Essence!