From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 22

Chapter 22 Ogata’s Anger
“Run … I can’t run anymore, hurry up and rest …”

Everyone climbed up a two-storey building in one breath. Ding Li immediately collapsed to the ground out of breath. Chen Guangda was also exhausted. He hurriedly stopped and looked behind. The army of living corpses chasing after them had been thrown away, leaving only scattered living corpses wandering below. However, the location of the small building was not very good. Being sandwiched between the two residential buildings, the surrounding situation was completely invisible.

“We can’t stay in this place for long. Let’s rest for ten minutes first …”

Chen Guangda wiped his sweat and sat down. He directly pulled out the straw of the water bag from his shoulder and stuffed it into Ding Li. However, the others immediately surrounded him and rubbed their hands at him with flattering expressions. Chen Guangda could only take out two bottles of water from his bag and throw them, saying, “These are the last two bottles of water in my bag. You can think of your own ways after drinking them.”

“Good, good, good! Thank you …”

The few of them hurriedly went forward to distribute the water, but they did not understand the seriousness of his words. The four of them actually drank all the water in three or two drinks. Chen Guangda did not stop drinking, but secretly took out a bottle of water and stuffed it into Ding Li’s mouth. He handed her a folding knife and said, “Hide the water well. Whoever dares to snatch it, stab him with a knife!”

“Don’t worry! I’m not a vegetarian …”

Ding Li nodded confidently. He directly hung the folding knife on his trousers. The weather was already very sultry. If it weren’t for a rare cloudy day today, someone would have fainted from the heat. Even Tang Fei was lying on the ground with his two white legs open. Hu Yidao wasn’t in the mood to take another look. He opened his mouth and panted heavily like a pug.

“Pa ~”

A pool of white foam suddenly smashed into Hu Yidao’s head. He immediately cursed in an extremely unlucky manner. He was actually hit by bird shit at such a time. This luck was simply unbearable, but a rich fragrance of mint suddenly floated over. He reached out and touched the toothpaste and shouted in shock, “F*ck! Toothpaste?”

“Look upstairs …”

Tang Fei suddenly cried out in alarm and jumped up. He pointed high at the residential building opposite her. Everyone immediately looked in the direction she pointed at. They saw a sleepy-eyed man standing on the balcony, holding a toothbrush and brushing his teeth. He grinned and said to them, “Why are you running upstairs? You want to steal something?”

“…”

Everyone was dumbfounded. They all stared blankly at the guy opposite them. However, seeing that this kid’s expression was dejected, his hair was filthy and greasy, and the pillows and blankets hanging outside were all cartoon beauties. He was simply like the legendary dead otaku. Hu Yidao immediately jumped up and said in shock, “Brother, it’s the end of the world outside, don’t you know?”

“Wow ~ The end of the world? Really …”

The dead otaku immediately revealed a pompous expression. Lying on the balcony, Chen Guangda and the others looked at them with astonishment. Chen Guangda and the others were almost angered to death by this guy. They were chased by the living corpses and ran all over the ground. However, this otaku actually didn’t even know that something had happened. However, the other party laughed loudly and said, “Of course I know. I was deliberately trying to make fun of you. Do you really think I’m stupid! Hahaha …”

“You … you’re so fucking idle that your eggs hurt, right? You can still laugh at the living corpses all over the floor …”

Chen Guangda was so angry that he knew nothing about it. If it wasn’t for this guy living on the fourth floor, he really wanted to climb up and give him two big mouths. Unexpectedly, the other party shrugged his shoulders and said disdainfully, “The living corpses have nothing to do with me. They can’t bite me. Besides, my family has plenty of food, so I can’t starve to death even if I don’t eat for more than half a year. Are you going to die? Hehe?”

“Your mother …”

Chen Guangda rolled up his sleeves and found a brick to smash his glass. Unexpectedly, Ding Li hurriedly grabbed him and quickly winked at him. After that, he turned around and shouted to the dead man upstairs, “Handsome guy!” Since you have so much to eat, feel sorry for your sister. Throw a few bottles of water to quench my thirst, okay? “How about I let this little sister dance for you?”

“I don’t like watching dancing. Let’s be realistic …”

The otaku immediately licked his lips and greedily looked at the three women. Ding Li narrowed her eyes and waved to Tang Fei, “Show him some capital first, then tell him to take off ten bottles of water!”

“Hmph ~ This damn pervert …”

Tang Fei rubbed his teeth angrily, but he still stepped forward and lifted his clothes, saying charmingly, “Brother Shuai!” Do you want to see their mouths get dry and their chests get hungry? Do you want to see them get bigger again? As long as you throw some food and water down, they will let you have a good look at them! ”

“Move aside! I won’t talk to a woman wearing a plastic bag, nor do I want to see what kind of character you are. Cheap …”

The otaku waved his hand impatiently, his expression filled with disgust. Tang Fei immediately jumped up and cursed, “Fuck you! Damn freak! You’re the cheap one, your whole family is cheap. If you have the guts, come down here and repeat what you just said in front of me!”

“Pheasant, you still dare to pretend to be pure in front of me. I have a T seed in my computer. I have never seen any kind of woman before. I knew you weren’t a good person …”

The otaku was actually not angry at all. Instead, he lit a cigarette proudly. Tang Fei was so angry that he almost went crazy. Dante took a step forward to hold her back and sneered, “You’ve taken a fancy to your sister, haven’t you? But I have to remind you that I’m very expensive. You can’t afford to spend money on it, can you?”

“I know you’re expensive, so I’m not looking for you, but that aunt next to you should be very cheap …”

The otaku suddenly rubbed his hands and looked at Hu Yidao’s wife eagerly. However, Wu Xiaomei was stunned. She pointed at him in disbelief and asked, “Me? You said me?”

“Hehe ~ I’ve recently fallen in love with the Maiden Collection. Haven’t anyone told you before that you look like Concubine Kitayashi …”

The otaku man scratched his chest impatiently. His eyes were so hot that he wanted to burn Wu Xiaomei’s clothes. Everyone’s mouths opened wide. Even Wu Xiaomei’s old woman in her forties couldn’t help but turn red. Even Hu Yidao was shocked and scolded, “F*ck! What exactly is your taste?”

“Pa ~”

Hu Yidao was directly hit by Wu Xiaomei’s big mouth. She stuck her fat waist into it and angrily scolded, “What’s wrong with me? How can I be worse than those little slutties? When you chased after me back then, you weren’t like a dog. Now that you’re tired of playing, you think I’m old?”

Puchi ~

Chen Guangda and the others couldn’t help but laugh. If Wu Xiaomei really didn’t look good, if she didn’t have temperament, then it was good that she had big breasts and big butts. However, she was a middle-aged woman who sold vegetables in the vegetable market as a whole. The taste of these stupid otaku men was really biased and independent!

“Alright, alright, alright! You can do it. I don’t care if you strip naked …”

Hu Yidao covered his face with grievance and squatted to the side resentfully. His wife immediately cut her hair excitedly, twisted her fat waist and walked forward. Then, she delicately pulled her hem shorts and shouted to the upstairs with a happy expression, “Big brother!” “Throw the water down. You’d better throw something to eat. Sister-in-law will definitely let you read enough today!”

“Wait, I’ll be right back …”

The dead otaku ran back excitedly. Not long after, he ran back with a schoolbag and threw it down from upstairs. Wu Xiaomei quickly opened her schoolbag and saw that there were indeed a few bottles of water and a few bags of instant noodles in it. She immediately shouted excitedly, “Aiya, big brother! You’re too righteous! Sister-in-law really loves you, you’re such a fool!”

“You … What do you mean? I gave you everything. You can’t go back on your word. You have to be honest …”

The expression of the dead otaku instantly changed. He hurriedly leaned on the window and shouted, while Wu Xiaomei giggled. She stood up and suddenly pulled up her clothes, but then put them down like lightning. Then, she proudly said, “Have you seen it clearly?” “If you don’t see clearly, throw something down. This time, sister-in-law will make you enjoy it and take off your trousers!”

“If you don’t keep your word, quickly return the things to me …”

The stupid otaku’s face turned green with anger, but a brick suddenly smashed towards him. With a “bang”, it shattered the window glass beside him. Seeing Hu Yidao pointing down at him, he scolded, “Little bastard! Just because you want to see my wife’s body, eat shit for me!”

“Wait for me, I … I’ll kill you all …”

The dead otaku roared in shame and indignation. He turned around and rushed into the room. Hu Yidao lowered his head and found two bricks to smash his glass. However, a familiar voice suddenly came from upstairs. “Jiangnan Leather Factory is closed. Bastard Owner owes 350 million for food, drink, and gambling. He escaped with his sister-in-law.”