From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 18

Chapter 18 Guangda Boats Without Slurry
“Ai ~ Forget it! Let them die on their own. Actually, what they said is correct. If we go up there, we will kill them as well …”

Finally! Chen Guangda shook his head with a dejected expression. He put down the engineering shovel in his hand. He could kill a living corpse without any psychological obstacles, but for a living person, he couldn’t. The guilt was too strong. However, Ding Li also smiled and said, “I knew your heart wouldn’t be so ruthless. However, there are some people whose hearts are really like snakes and scorpions!”

“Crackle ~”

A loud explosion suddenly sounded behind Chen Guangda. He immediately turned his head in shock and saw Ding Li had already used his electric baton to knock Du Juan to the ground. Du Juan did not even cry out. She directly rolled her eyes and violently twitched on the ground, her body twisted like an epileptic seizure.

“Holy shit! What are you doing?”

Chen Guangda subconsciously wanted to retrieve the electric baton, but Dante pushed him away. She stepped on Du Juan’s head with a fierce expression and cursed, “Do you know how I fell? It was this little bitch who pushed me. If I hadn’t escaped with my life, I would have become the feces in the stomach of a living corpse!”

“What? She … she pushed you?”

Chen Guangda was extremely shocked. He looked at Du Juan who was twitching in disbelief. Dante didn’t explain. She pressed the button tightly and didn’t let go. It was only when Du Juan had already started to spit white foam from her mouth that Chen Guangda hurriedly pulled her away and said, “Alright! If she were to be charged again, she would die. What exactly is going on?”

“Hmph ~ What else can happen? She just wants to push me to the living corpse to buy her time to escape …”

Ding Li angrily kicked Du Juan a few more times before she sat down and said angrily, “I was right in front of her. Who knew that she would suddenly kick me? I was almost kicked into the pile of living corpses by her. Fortunately, there was a big tree beside me that allowed me to climb up. Otherwise, I would have been doomed today!”

“Damn it! This bitch really deserves to die! Her heart is actually so vicious …”

Chen Guangda also angrily kicked Du Juan. Du Juan had already twisted into a shrimp, and she was directly unable to restrain herself from electricity. She almost peed all over her pants. Dante lifted her arms and said angrily, “Die without a conscience!” Did you have a good time pulling the little beauty? “I almost lost my voice from behind, you bastard! You don’t even know how to look at me!”

“I didn’t mean to. Did I treat her like you …”

Chen Guangda waved his hands at her awkwardly. Ding Li immediately rolled her eyes at him and said, “Fortunately, auntie is lucky. Just when I thought I was going to starve to death on the tree, this boat actually floated over. I jumped over the tree directly. I really have never played with my life like this in my entire life!”

“Then what are you going to do with her? Are you going to throw her into the lake or …”

Chen Guangda kicked Du Juan who fainted on the ground, but Ding Li shrugged her shoulders and said helplessly, “Don’t ask me. Although I killed Li Lan last night, it’s because I’m really anxious. I can’t kill you now. Let’s just let her die on her own after we get ashore!”

“Ai ~ There are so many bitches in this world …”

Chen Guangda shook his head dejectedly and sat down on Du Juan’s body. Just as he was about to wave goodbye to the man and woman in the yo-bo ball, a huge bear claw suddenly rushed out of the water and slapped the yo-bo ball with a fierce palm.

“F*ck! It’s that black bear …”

Chen Guangda was scared out of his wits. He saw a huge black figure floating and sinking in the water. It was not what Ding Li had just said about the black bear. Chen Guangda hurriedly picked up the engineering shovel and slashed it on the head with all his strength. The black bear immediately jumped in the water and quickly sank into the water. As expected, it relied on buoyancy to coincidentally float up.

“Help! Help us!”

Not only did the Youbo ball that was hit by the black bear float out a large portion, it even broke its sphere. It was shriveling at a very fast speed. The pair of wild mandarin ducks inside were so scared that they almost peed out. The more they tossed the balloon, the faster it shrank. They saw that the lake water was about to overflow into the holes on both sides.

“Damn it! Am I a good-for-nothing? Quickly tell me, am I …”

Chen Guangda looked at Ding Li angrily. He didn’t forget to push the helmswheel towards the boat, but Ding Li shrugged her shoulders and said, “Perhaps! But when you saved me last night, I really thought you were the best person in the world, so I slept with you just to repay you. Don’t think you’re handsome! Haha ~”

“I swear! This is my last time being a good person …”

Chen Guangda angrily cursed. He controlled the boat and leaned against the yo-yo ball. The two women in the ball immediately jumped onto the bow in panic and crawled into the cabin. The girl threw herself into Chen Guangda’s arms and cried out loud.

“Wow! This little beauty’s figure is very good. Do you mind if I take a picture of you …”

Who would have thought that Ding Li would pee with Chen Guangda? She picked up Du Juan’s phone and gave him two close-ups. She almost went up to tear off the embarrassment on her body. The girl’s face immediately turned red. She hurriedly let go of Chen Guangda and crouched on the ground. She hid behind her boyfriend and whispered her thanks.

“Guangda! Where are you going? That’s a park …”

Ding Li was suddenly shocked. She hurriedly put down her phone and looked at Chen Guangda. However, Chen Guangda pointed at the giant ferris wheel in front of her and helplessly said, “Ren Qian is still on it. Although a bitch like Du Juan is not worth dying of, that girl’s character is not bad. I can’t just watch her starve to death on it. If I can help her, I can help her!”

“Hmph ~ I think you’ve taken a fancy to him. You said that you don’t want to be a good person anymore …”

Ding Li rolled her eyes at him angrily. She crossed her arms and didn’t say anything. However, when the boat slowly approached, everyone discovered that the corpse tiger had actually left. Not a single living corpse could be seen in the surroundings. However, Ren Qian was still standing on the ferris wheel and hadn’t come down yet.

“Ren Qian! Hurry up and get down, I’ll take you away …”

Chen Guangda was delighted and hurriedly sailed to the shore. However, Ren Qian had climbed to the highest position at some unknown time. She was like a fool. Her eyes were still looking into the distance. She pointed blankly at the front and said, “Look! My hometown is in that direction. It’s very far north. I really want to go home now!”

“Hurry up and come down. We don’t have time to talk about this right now. Those monkeys might come over at any moment …”

Chen Guangda anxiously waved his hand at her and shouted. Unexpectedly, Ren Qian suddenly lowered her head. Her face was already covered in tears. She looked at him in extreme pain and said, “I can’t go down, and I don’t want to go down. I’ve had enough of all of this, I’ve had enough of it!”

“Ren Qian! Don’t do anything stupid. As long as you live, there’s still hope. You’ll be able to return to your hometown one day. Maybe your parents have been rescued …”

Chen Guangda’s entire body trembled and he hurriedly shouted with his loudest voice. However, Ren Qian still shook her head in pain. Her mouth was constantly chanting incomprehensible words. As she spoke, her hands suddenly loosened and her light body directly fell from the sky.

“Ya!”

The two women in the boat covered their eyes in horror. Even Chen Guangda couldn’t bear to turn his head. A loud crash sounded. By the time they slowly opened their eyes, the young man’s life had already shattered on the ground. The blood on the big pool had almost completely dyed the ground red.

“Roar ~”

The sinister Corpse Tiger actually hid in the forest and didn’t leave. At this moment, it roared and rushed out. It almost couldn’t wait to bite the corpse and swallowed Du Juan’s head alive with just a single bite. However, none of the people on the boat had the heart to watch any longer. Chen Guangda, with a lonely expression, drove the boat away from the shore.

“Isn’t death a kind of relief? Being alive is the real suffering …”

Ding Li stared blankly at the lake. His expression was extremely depressed. But Chen Guangda lit a cigarette and said indifferently, “I think it’s good. Look, I don’t need to repay my mortgage now. I can drive any luxury car I want. I don’t even need to worry about begging for a wife. I can go home and sleep if I don’t have a living corpse to fuck with. This would be a paradise!”

“Bah ~ You really have a loser mentality. I wish you the next time you pick up an ugly monster and go home …”

Ding Li rolled her eyes at him unhappily, but laughed out loud. She understood that he was cheering them on in a special way. Otherwise, the shadow of Ren Qian committing suicide would probably envelop their hearts for a very long time. If one day, they would follow in her footsteps.

“Cut ~ Diaosi can still sleep with you, Bai Fumei. Do you still dare to roll over if you want to pout your butt …”

Chen Guangda shook his thigh and looked at Ding Li’s chest with a lecherous smile. Who knew that Ding Li would come closer to his embrace and scratch his ear and say charmingly, “You can do whatever you want, but how many times are you going to do it tonight? Sister has prepared a few new tricks for you!”

“Big sister! Please let me go. If this continues, I will die on you …”