From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 179
Chapter 179 Female Bandits
After finishing his meal, Chen Guangda staggered out of the restaurant. The others began to work one after another. A group of new survivors consciously went up to help. Zhang Mang and the other leaders didn’t dare to drink much either. They all carried their weapons and went out to replace the sentries for dinner.
“What a beautiful big chrysanthemum. Everyone praises it for being cool and slippery …”
Chen Guangda snorted as he climbed onto the riot control car with Little Qu. If this multi-million dollar Saber-Toothed Tiger was modified, it would definitely be better than their dirt car. Not only were the glass all riot-proof, there were also shooting holes on both sides of the car, even a six-hole grenade launcher was mounted on the roof of the car.
“Team Chen! Come and smoke a cigarette …”
Not long after, Cheng Yaning walked over and sat on the hood with Chen Guangda. He handed over a cigarette and smiled, “Actually, I asked someone to inquire about you last night, but do you know what they said about you?” “You are sinister, cunning, and even a little vicious. However, your performance today really made me look at you differently. I think you are a person who has a lot of principles in matters of right and wrong!”
‘”Stop flattering me! I was just trying to drive a duck into a fight. In the past, it didn’t matter if I was willful, but now that I’ve settled my family in a gathering place, I naturally have to consider the overall situation …”
Chen Guangda leaned lazily against the glass with his cigarette in his mouth. Cheng Yaning nodded and said, “Indeed! If you don’t step forward to take charge, the gathering place will be doomed sooner or later. Hu Yidao’s management style is like bandits running a mountain stronghold. In the end, even he himself will be unlucky!”
“Hurry up and take out the things in your bag. Why didn’t you dare to take it if it wasn’t for stealing …”
Before Cheng Yaning could finish his words, a sudden quarrel came from behind the car. The two of them looked back in surprise and saw several men pulling around Luo Haichuan’s daughter. Luo Yuening held her backpack in horror and kept shaking her head, “No! I really didn’t steal anything, I picked it up!”
“What’s going on? Why are you bullying a little girl …”
Chen Guangda walked over inexplicably. However, Luo Yuening was so scared that she didn’t even dare to breathe. A man pointed at her and angrily said, “She stole from us in the gold shop next to her. Although the things in the gold shop aren’t worth much, this kind of behavior is very bad. None of our brothers dare to hide our spoils of war!”
“Little girl! If you really stole something, hand it over. We won’t do it again. We have to know that we used our lives to exchange for everything in this town …”
Chen Guangda helplessly stretched out his hand towards Luo Yuening. Luo Yuening’s face instantly turned pale. Finally, she opened her small backpack trembling. Who knew that it wasn’t gold, silver, jewelry, or food canned, but a box of beautifully packaged watercolor painting brushes.
“I … I really didn’t steal it. I saw that no one picked it up when it fell to the ground, so I just wanted to … just want to use it myself …”
Luo Yuening was so aggrieved that she almost cried out. She looked at Chen Guangda pitifully with her small mouth shrunk, but Chen Guangda could not laugh or cry. “I say, Busty Luo, what about you? You picked up a box of fountain pens and did it like stealing? Who doesn’t misunderstand you?”
“This box of imported colored brushes is very expensive. I’m afraid you won’t give it to me …”
Luo Yuening lowered her head pitifully. Her small hand holding the colorful brush did not dare to put it down. However, Chen Guangda smiled and said, “Do you like drawing so much? How about giving me a sketch? If you draw well, I’ll have someone collect some more materials for you to draw!”
“Mm! I guarantee that the painting will look good. I’m a professional painter …”
Luo Yuening immediately smiled and nodded repeatedly. She hurriedly ran to their car and took out the drawing board. Chen Guangda also sat on the front of the riot control car and put on a pose. He also said shamelessly, “You must draw deep and sigh in your eyes. If you want to make me look a little more boundless, then I’m like a lonely wolf in the desert!”
“Hehe ~ Your moustache is already enough to sigh …”
Luo Yuening covered her mouth and giggled. She hurriedly found a bench and sat down. Soon, she began to dance rapidly on the drawing board. Chen Guangda looked up at the sky forty-five degrees, his figure almost numbing his neck. However, he did not dare to slack off at all. He kept asking for more.
“Eh? There’s a naked elder sister in front of us. Did someone bully her?”
Luo Yuening suddenly put down the drawing board and stood up in astonishment. However, just as she was about to come forward, someone suddenly covered her mouth. Chen Guangda brutally dragged her to the back of the car. He actually whispered nervously, “Don’t say anything. That thing is Bloody Mary. Whoever touches it will die!”
Luo Yuening blinked her eyes in confusion. It could be seen that Chen Guangda was extremely nervous. She nodded obediently. Chen Guangda then took out his walkie-talkie and quickly said, “Everyone, hide. There’s a Bloody Mary at the town entrance. Don’t make any noise!”
Actually, there was no need for Chen Guangda to give orders. A group of people had long since disappeared. They had already pasted the characteristics and horrors of Bloody Mary on the bulletin board. It was almost like a monster’s picture book. Chen Guangda also quickly pulled Luo Yuening to the bottom of the car. He covered her mouth with one hand and stared out of the car with the pistol in the other.
“Save me! Save me …”
Familiar and terrifying cries for help rang out continuously. The staggering Bloody Mary walked closer and closer. It was as if a gust of dark wind was constantly brushing Chen Guangda’s neck. Goosebumps could not be controlled on his body. He even began to suspect that this ghost town was a “corpse rearing ground”. Otherwise, how could he encounter this kind of evil monster one after another?
“Wu ~ No!”
Luo Yuening, who was beside him, suddenly let out a coquettish snort. A few steps away, Bloody Mary stopped. She was so scared that Chen Guangdalian’s hair stood on end. She hurriedly covered Luo Yuening’s mouth in anger. However, a burst of softness immediately made him realize that something was wrong. When he subconsciously looked back, he realized that he had actually pressed down on Luo Yuening’s chest in panic.
Chen Guangda hurriedly removed his hand and smiled awkwardly. However, Luo Yuening was so embarrassed that she almost lost her face. She covered her chest with grievance and was about to cry. Who knew that Bloody Mary would actually walk straight over? Chen Guangda immediately widened his eyes and covered Luo Yuening’s mouth again, sticking close to her.
“Shh shh ~”
Chen Guangda desperately warned Luo Yuening. The little girl clearly knew how powerful she was. She didn’t dare to move even if she retreated into his embrace. Bloody Mary quickly stood beside the car. Her two white feet didn’t look any different from ordinary people, but the pressure on Chen Guangda was unimaginable.
“As soon as I shoot you, you go out and run backwards, as fast as you can …”
Chen Guangda said in a mosquito-like voice. Luo Yuening immediately nodded her head in horror. However, Chen Guangda was still worried. Bloody Mary was actually harder to deal with than a corpse jump. Once its acid was sprayed out, it would cover the sky and earth. He didn’t have the slightest chance of winning. He was very lucky to escape.
Chen Guangda pointed the gun at the outside motionlessly. His left hand also gently released Luo Yuening. Luo Yuening slowly retreated like a mouse. But who would have thought that Luo Yuening would be so frightened that she hugged his butt and buried her head in his lower abdomen.
“Let go! Quickly let go …”
Chen Guangda was so anxious that his face turned green. However, just as he was about to shoot recklessly, Bloody Mary suddenly pulled open the car door. In the blank moment, Chen Guangda quickly climbed onto the car and started the riot control car.
“Not good! I’ve been tricked …”
Chen Guangda suddenly rolled out of the crotch of the car and jumped up with a pistol in his hand. However, the woman in the car directly dropped the lock on the car. After lifting the messy hair off her head, she immediately revealed a playful face and smiled proudly.
“Damn it! Get down here for me …”
Chen Guangda smashed the car window angrily. The thick bulletproof glass immediately made a muffled noise. The woman in the car blinked at him unscrupulously, then smiled and shouted, “Our Biao Jie asked me to give you a message. Thank you for drawing the monster album! Haha ~”
“Horn horn ~”
A loud horn suddenly sounded from the front. The truck parked at the entrance of the town was also started. It pushed open the door from Xiaowei and waved its hand arrogantly, “This is the third time. If I fall for it again, I will charge you for your tuition. You don’t need to thank me today!”
“Gloomy Biao! Aren’t you fucking wicked? Is it interesting to stare at me and trick me alone …”
Chen Guangda lowered his pistol gloomily. The riot control car beside him drove out with a buzz. However, Cong Xiaowei smiled playfully and pointed at her head. She laughed loudly, “Because you’re stupid, and you’re always self-righteous. Who else can you cheat if you don’t cheat? Remember to come to my place to eat. I’ll give you a free boost in IQ! Haha ~”
“Alright! I think it’s better to bump into the sun someday. After dinner, we’ll sleep together …”
Chen Guangda smiled and ran up a few steps. Unexpectedly, he directly threw a middle finger at him from Xiaowei. After closing the car door, he ran away without turning back. The soldiers who were hiding also ran out one after another. All of them looked at the two speeding cars with dumbfounded expressions.
“This is also fine. This female bandit is getting more and more shameless. She actually made a naked woman to scare us. She doesn’t have to be so wicked, right?”
Zhang Mang ran up unluckily and almost jumped up to curse, but Chen Guangda lit a cigarette and said with a smile, “Women! We can only fight and make a fuss. What’s the harm in giving them two carts of food? Only in this way can we highlight our men’s abilities!”
“Don’t you need to be so cheap? You’re so happy to be robbed …”
Zhang Mang rolled his eyes at Cheng Yaning unhappily. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda turned to look at Cheng Yaning. Cheng Yaning nodded and smiled, “The cell phone signal has already been tracked. As long as they don’t exceed the receiving range of the base station, the positioning error will definitely not exceed ten meters!”
“Holy shit! You knew they were coming …”
Zhang Mang was dumbfounded. Suddenly, he felt that Chen Guangda’s IQ seemed to have improved greatly. Chen Guangda said proudly, “What else? Do you think I left the dregs truck at the entrance of the town to bask in the sun? But I never thought she would dare to play so brazenly. Even I was frightened to the point that I was covered in white sweat!”
“Hehe ~ I hid two mobile phones in the rice bag. Brother Guang is going to take care of all of them …”
Mu Xiaoqi gloated as she raised her two fingers. Her smile was simply incomparably ambiguous, but Zhang Mang heavily slapped his forehead and scolded, “You two dogs and men are really more sinister than each other. How can we honest people live?”